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Just a few dudes that go against the status quo. Free range conversations with no judgment. We welcome those that enjoy nonsensical banter littered with sudden flashes of intelligence. This is not a PC friendly production, but we encourage anyone to listen. Especially the easily offended. Distribu…

The Alphabet Boys


    • Jul 9, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    SEASON 3 MONKEY DUST

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 0:46


    Boys did it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    KFM ft Kevin Martinez

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 9:44


    Thursday night special: Kill, Fuck, Marry. Kevin Martinez answered the call and agreed to play. He definitely made for an awesome guest...Gay? I don't know, you tell me. This podcast includes music from... Nikki Williams: Kill, Fuck, Marry and Ricky Martin: Livin' Ka Vida Loca --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    Bonus Episode: ZP Perspectives

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 24:28


    When you have fat and lazy friends, sometimes you have to take drastic measures to record an episode. Thankfully, Anchor has created "CoHosts"... I couldn't find a category I liked, so I created my own, and it happened to be "Magic Mushrooms". Zach Patrick answered my call, and I had a great conversation with him. Hope you enjoy. This podcast includes music from... MGMT: Time to Pretend, Rhyme $yndicate: Martian Ambassadors, and The Dwight Twilley Band: Looking for the Magic --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    2.5 Men Podcast: First Episode of 2020!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 29:54


    Rob Ward - @RobWardComedy Brian 'BTidy' Tidwell - @Brian_Btidy Brandon Carter - @Brandoncarter211 #FirstRespondersTour www.bigfatpodnet.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #35: My Friends with comedian, Bryan Sternik.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 71:39


    Mitch and Cleveland comedian/ co-host of The Guiltless Podcast, Bryan Sternik, sit down at a staple of Lakewood, OH: My Friends Diner. Bryan is the host of the award winning open mic, The Village Idiot at Lakewood Village Tavern (LVT). Bryan and I weren't finished drinking, so we decided to both slam some beer and devour country fried steak at 2 AM. I was pretty much looking for his approval the entire episode, and he totally calls me out on it... So listen to me be a vulnerable pussy the entire time. This was fun. Bryan and I open up over a delicious meal and it was awesome to listen to the insight from a comic I respect on deep level. Don't tell him I said that though-I can totally kick his ass. He's not even Puerto Rican. Bryan's show at LVT is every Wednesday (when not in quarantine) at 9:30 PM.  @_mitchochondria @thebryansternik #TheBigFatPodcastNetwork #BeforeWeHeadOut #BWHO #ClevelandComedy #TheGuiltlessPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #34: The Archives ft. Teddy Bruno

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 14:59


    Part of many dumb conversations Mitch & Ted have had over the course of 6 months. @_mitchochondria @teddybruno_comedy @bigfatpodcast_ bigfatpodcast@gmail.com #BeforeWeHeadOut --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #33: The Archives ft. Austin Trott

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 54:12


    Comedian, Austin Trott, joins Mitch for a post show conversation. This is an archived recording. Part 1 of 2. SORRY THE MICROPHONES WERE FUCKED! Waaaaay too much reverb

    BFCS #1: THE BOYS ARE BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 70:09


    The boys are back in town! New year, new episodes, same old shit from Ray & Mitch. The boys took a little hiatus to gather their thoughts and heal from the pain 2019 brought them. Ray & Mitch go over what 2020 has in store for them, Anthony Pettis being a sex god, Holly Holms & those killer legs, Gambling, McGregor vs Cerrone recap, Ray's hatred towards the number 3, McGregor's future, UFC's 155lb division (give it to us, Dana), & comedy.  Follow our social media at @bigfatcombat --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #32: Ella Cruz

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 26:35


    Just sat down with the sweetest old lady and I'm feeling emotional. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #31: The 420 Massacre: Year 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 124:43


    What up cucks?! This is the second year of the 420 Massacre! The Doc and your Lord are joined by BWHO regulars, Tony Giovanni (I don't care that you are going by your last name now) and Jimmy the Gun. This was a long ass conversation that almost ended in bloodshed. Obviously, Lord Z would have destroyed everyone within his radius. We got into a lot of shit. The Gun opened up about his relationship problems, Tony admitted I am superior, and The Doc got high as balls. Would you guys expect anything else? Also, please share our podcast on your social media pages and send us an email if you want to be on the show or you have suggestions. beforeweheadout@gmail.com and throw us a 5 star rating on Apple Podcasts! Tony will suck your dicks if you do... He told me.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #30: Fuck Easter PSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 2:13


    Jesus was a cuck --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #29: Shit in my asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 6:18


    Just listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #28: Kids from the Neighborhood Watch Party Ep. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 52:04


    The first of a newly added mini series to the BWHO saga. This is what you get when a bunch of white guys from the suburbs get together to talk politics and conspiracies... while slamming White Claws. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #27: I am a GeNiUs. Listen to my AdViCe.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 10:56


    The Lord has spoken. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #26: CCO Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 7:25


    Quick recap of how the CCO went as well as a bonus stand up set at the end. This set was the sudden death round of the CCO.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #25: The Doc is Now in Session

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 38:44


    The Doc and I sat down the down before the CCO to go over any last minute nerves and what not. Stay tuned for the post CCO episode!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #24: Comedian Rob Ward

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 102:53


    After finally finding a break from being on the road, BWHO got Rob Ward! Rob is one of the hardest working comedians and he just so happens to be from The Land. From touring alongside Benji Brown and Headlining comedy clubs across the nation- this guys finds time to be an excellent husband and father. This was an awesome conversation and I hope everyone enjoys. I know you will. If you don't already follow Rob on social media you really need to start making better life decisions. Follow for up to date shows and be sure to support Rob by seeing him live!  Instagram: @robwardcomedy Twitter: @RobWardsTime UPCOMING SHOWS (FOLLOW SOCIAL MEDIA BELOW FOR UP-TO-DATE DATES & ANNOUNCEMENTS) 2/1 Elkahrt, IN 2.2 Akron, OH 2/7 to 2/10 Miami Improv 2/13 Cleveland, OH (The Steelyard) 2/14 to 2/17 Memphis, TN (Chuckles) 2/21 to 2/24 Virginia Beach Funny Bone 2/27 University of Toledo 3/2 Conneautville, PA 3/7 to 3/10 Pittsburgh Improv 3/21 Columbus Funny Bone 5/16 to 5/18 Akron, OH Funny Stop 5/24 to 5/25 Comedy Zone Harrisburg, PA 8/30 to 8/31 DC Comedy Zone --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #23: A Call Long Overdue ft. Dan B. from Blues and Corduroys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2019 41:12


    After many failed attempts we finally have audio that doesn't suck...as bad as the other attempts. Through individual hard times and music- I found a friend for life. Check out "Blues and Corduroys" wherever you have WiFi access! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #22: The Mind of Tony Giovanni: Edition II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 70:52


    Tony stops by for a quick Meeting of the Minds where we plan out our most recent ventures and workshop a few jokes for Tony's first open mic and the piece of garbage bit I have been working on. It is always a blast when my brother and I get together to use each other as creative inspiration. We are both excited to announce our most recent partnership, which will be discussed in this episode.  Post open mic episode will be posted tomorrow.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #21: Drive-by Tire Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019 2:36


    Stop whoring out "your guy" to people. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #20: S.O.S.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2019 3:54


    SOMETIMES IT FEELS GOOD TO SCREAM. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #19: The Mind of Tony Giovanni: Edition I

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 91:57


    A few weeks ago my long lost brother, Tony Giovanni, and myself rekindled our flame through mutual interests. We talk about those interests, our up and coming projects/events we are working on, and Tony's podcast, "The Research Project"- first episode will be released 12/27/2018. Get hip to this crazy bastard, because this won't be the last time he makes an appearance. LISTEN TO THE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT AFTER THE OUTRO MUSIC! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #18: The Pescatarian Thesbian

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 66:42


    $lim and Monti from A&A MMA (Lousy Weather Media) came back to the Executives Den for a redo. I have to say- I'm pleased with the end result. We tapped on everything from philanthropy, Reptar, ferrets, mole hair, and much more! As always remember to subscribe and share our episodes and do the same for A&A MMA, but especially BWHO. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #17: Exotic Pets and Neckties

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 63:07


    Did you forget about us? The Doc and Lord Z ramble on about heroin, tigers in NYC apartments, and porn! Please subscribe and share! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #16: Apology

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2018 18:24


    I want to push the blame on $lim from A&A MMA, but this is my fuck up up. I am clearly not cut out for the podcast world. We'll make it up to you guys. We pwomise. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #15: Cats good. Heroine bad.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 49:38


    Nothing like going down a pissing in plastic bottles rabbit hole. If you have a drug problem, specifically heroine- get a cat! Cats are cleaning up the streets, one drug addicted loser at a time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #14: Everything is Purr-fect

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 88:19


    Monti from A&A MMA (Lousy Weather Media Network) joined the party. Things got weird right away. Meant to get some MMA insight, but instead we talked about cats. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #13: PSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2018 3:01


    PSA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #12: Jenkem

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 82:42


    It isn't often that gay oral sex, margarine, and butt hash ever come up in a casual conversation. Unless you're one of us. I honestly couldn't tell you how often I find myself talking about those particular topics. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #11: The Doctor is Melting

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 73:01


    I think we have found the Doctor's Achilles heel- weed gummies. We both may have gotten a little too high for this podcast. I felt like I was moving and talking in slow motion the entire time. You will notice after our second break that there is a bit of silence. The Doc was supposed to keep the podcast going, but he froze under pressure. We had to cut out about 5 minutes of pure silence. I love that bastard. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #10: The Notarizer Pt. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2018 27:35


    The final segment of THE NOTARIZER. Bridges have been burned, lines have been crossed, and we're still here baby. As always each and every episode is brought to you by Vet Connect, Inc. Any Veterans or current Service Members looking for employment send them a message at: vetconnectioninc@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #9: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2018 4:10


    PSA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #8: The Notarizer Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 70:36


    Continuation of our conversation from before. If any of this offends you then you don't get our humor by now. IT'S DARK. If you take anything we say or talk about seriously then you're a sheep. I love black people so f**k you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #7: The Notarizer Pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2018 26:18


    Your Lord, The Doctor, Mark Kardashian, and Wifey all got together to talk nonsense. Mark decided to burn practically every bridge that he could. This is a 3 part podcast- because I have no idea what I am doing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #6: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2018 6:23


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    BWHO #5: Running on E

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 47:58


    Jimmy The Gun came over for an impromptu episode. Started off with some political bullshit and then somehow got on the topic of double sided dildos. So, needless to say- we enjoyed ourselves. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #4: Fat Dookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2018 88:40


    On this episode we discuss the meaning of life. We also get a phone cal from our good pal Jimmy the Gun, all the way from California. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #3: Cat Vomit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 59:40


    Bongs rips and cat puke baby. Just another casual episode with Dr. Schuck. We get REALLY deep on this one. Music featured on this episode: I'm Shady- Eminem, Shake Ya Ass- Mystikal, When My Time Comes- Dawes --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #2: 420 Massacre Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 43:29


    I swear I am not gay...Or am I? Music Featured in this segment... Vitamin C: Graduation --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

    BWHO #1: The 420 Massacre Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 57:45


    This entire episode was a mess. In Part 1, you will quickly come to the realization that we lack the necessary experience to successfully produce a podcast. Hopefully that changes. Unfortunately you will have a hard time hearing Schuck through his mic. I tried! Enjoy us talking about all of the dumb shit we have done, and continue to do while enjoying the greatest plant on Mother Earth. Songs featured in this episode... Devin the Dude: Zeldar... Cypress Hill: Hits from the Bong --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bigfatpodnet/message

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