Breakfast With Perkins

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Listen to a guy from Iowa babble b******t about everyday life!

Dan Perkins


    • Jan 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 20m AVG DURATION
    • 22 EPISODES


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    Episode 22 - Are you fucking dumb? I don't give a fuck 1/11/21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 21:20


    This week we talk about TV shows from out of America, how fucking stupid fanatics on either side of the government are, Indian food is heavily underrated and people that limit themselves to "American" music and food, Elon Musk is now the richest man and goddamn that's a lot of money, and America isn't the utopia Americans make it out to be.

    Episode 21 - Teriyaki in Jordan Creek is one of the best places to eat... Ever 1/3/21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 19:36


    This week we talk about Teriyaki and how cheesecake factory sucks cock, more Cyberpunk and my thoughts, women living double lives and women that talk shit about their ex men or "baby dads" but are the first ones to jump to his beck and call. Biiiiiiiiii please.

    Episode 20 - Back for the first time!!! People that like winter should play in traffic.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 26:36


    This week we talk about my birthday and being an old fucking man. Apparently I'm a Unipolar Manic. I can dig it. This year's Yuletide. What's everyone's plans for NYE. Reviews of Assassin's Creed Valhalla and Cyberpunk 2077 and my faith in CDPR. Why rushing out to get new consoles make zero sense to me and I finally got new wheels for my quads!!

    Episode 19 - Looks like Cookie Monster hate fucked an Adidas shoe 9/7/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 20:44


    This week we talk about Tony Hawk Remastered, why Iowa is a shit hole, my Adidas obsession and psychos with a Jordan obsession, what I think the best place to live would be and how I'm not impressed with Colorado even tho I've never been

    Episode 18 - Don't be a cunt... Or... Be a cunt. I don't care

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 22:05


    This week we talk about the passing of Chadwick Boseman, the young vigilante, Adolf Dassler, who got me started on my obsession with Adidas and cars, and why you shouldn't be a cunt to people that mourn celebs passing

    Episode 17 - The crickets have found each other and are mating... Unless it's two males!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 21:08


    This week we talk about odd female behavior, me blocking people that don't accept my friend requests. My possible use of TikTok to further this show. People that use TikTok to further their political agendas are fucking lame. I like my racists OVERT and not COVERT. 600 dollar price point for the new Xbox.

    Episode 16 - Iowa should be razed to the ground and turned into a giant car park 8/10/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 20:58


    This week we talk about Yakuza Kiwami 2, the cars I've been renting, the bullshit piece of shit storm that rolled thru mid day and took out everything, Nu Disco is the shit and a Special Guest.... The cricket in the background

    Episode 15 - This is fucking Breakfast with Perkins, I'm your fucking host... 7/13/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 21:21


    This week we talk about getting a new sidewalk, EA access and old games, boutique sodas from Wisconsin, good smelling cologne, Hilary Clinton fileting children, and why you shouldn't be surprised that such heinous shit happens in the world

    Episode 14 - I can't relate to growing up Mexican cuz I'm not Mexican... But it's funny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 23:01


    This week we talk about black out plates, Sorpanos being show ever to get the HBO, George Lopez and Jim Jeffries new stand up specials.... Does George Lopez still got it and the passing of hometown hero Sirwilliam Bekish

    Episode 13 - Didn't Wanna Come Off As Insensitive 6/15/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020 23:53


    This week we talk about my fun with a power washer, PS5 looks, decietful cunts, HBO Max, McCray Park, Rona Round II, Aqua Teen Hunger Force is underrated, and a couple musical interlude

    Episode 12 - We are back bitches!!! Hell In A Hand Basket. 6/1/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 21:09


    This week we talk about COVID fucking off as riots take reigns, curfews in place so I cant get Crunch Berries, what I'm playing this week, and back to work I go!

    Episode 11 - RACCOON RIVER IS NOT A BEACH!!! 5/18/20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 19:21


    This week we talked about about my love for Vampires, Jay Cutler and Kristen Cavallari, the Underworld movies, floating down rivers is fucking stupid and so is glorifying alcohol and how all drugs should be legal!

    Episode 10 - Your Girl Was Out Here, Sucking Dick, 10 ways to Sunday 5/11/20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 21:13


    This week we talk about 6ix 9ine, homosexuals, drinkers that think drinking is a personality trait... Boring fucks. What is the definition of a snitch. Solar Opposites and how great the show is, Capt Crunch doesn't fuck my mouth up anymore, and the new Xbox Series X

    Episode 9 - Piss Fetish?! 5/3/20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 20:37


    This week we talk about hobbies since the quarantine, the new Assassins Creed trailer, what I'm playing this week, seafood, buying things and never using them and the other Plague that nobody ever talks about... TikTok.....and I over use the word phenomenonal

    Episode 8 - I Hope She Gets Hit By A Train, The Cunt 4/26/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 22:38


    This week we talk about Amber Heard v Johnny Depp, Kim Jong or however you spell his name, Redbull, and my body being fucking odd the past week

    Episide 7 - She Ripped My Heart Out And Fed It To Me On A Silver Platter 4/20/2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 22:42


    This week we talk about The Samsung Galaxy S20, America being humbled, 4/20, and can men and women be friends with neither of them ever having sex if the chance arose

    Episode 6 - "I don't give a fuck about you. " 4/12/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 22:02


    This week we talking about games, Steve Wilkos, Silverfish, and crying in the bathroom

    Episode 5 - BAH gives their employees a big fuck you 3/30/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 12:03


    This week we talk about the Batman Trilogy, the ass hat that owns bAh, Cheesecake Factory, and life in the Quarantine

    Episode 4 - What are you gonna do? Play with your kids!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 18:30


    This werk we talk about the Rona, Gaming, Gamestop, and vindictive cunts

    Episode 3 - I had to carry 300 dollars worth of groceries, no cart 3/15/20

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 20:36


    This week we talk about the Corona Virus, my germaphobe mother, Xbox, Cigars, Spenser Confidential and the shit show at stores

    Episode 2 - You gonna fire me from cleaning cars?! 3/8/2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 16:18


    This week we talk about tacos, the Romero v Adesanya fight, and declawing cats

    Episode 1 - Granite City Closed?! 3/3/2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 16:05


    1st episode of the podcast! I talk talk about gaming, food, and kinda what to expect from the podcast

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