Captain and The Missus

This week Hannah talks about her first Black Friday in retail and Oscar has more stories about truck-stop bathrooms.

You already know what's up! We're talking straight trash on all your Thanksgiving favorites. Do you like turkey? Send us a DM and let's fight!

What's up you grateful gobblers? This week we're talking about Great British Bake Off, Hannah crying over cats on talent shows, and... well really, just the Great British Bake Off.

We definitely DO NOT talk about Christmas for the majority of our first November episode... definitely not...

1 hour of lemurs, spooky post roast, and ToonTown, and about 10 minutes of creepy urban legends... what more could you want for our last Halloween episode?

This week we kind of talk about wacky true crime cases, and Oscar gets really mad at documentaries and vegans for some reason? (Don't worry he doesn't ACTUALLY hate vegans... probably.)

Peanut boils, hay rides, dressing up as lamps, sandwiches, fried chicken, and surprise surprise... steak and bbq. Tell us your Halloween traditions! Did your parents force you to go to church on Halloween, or were they cool? What did you dress up as? Send us pictures! Have an awesome weekend, guys!

I don't know what's scarier: Oscar confusing "Inception" with "The Sixth Sense," the "Stranger Things" fanbase, or Joey King's performance in "Wish Upon". Gather 'round, scaredy cats, as we wrap-up our horror movie extravaganza!

Breaking news: Pennywise is stupid, Chucky is lame, and zombies are just big teddy bears. Get the popcorn ready and turn the lights out, because this week we're talking trash on horror movies!

Let's get spooky, y'all! This week, Oscar and Hannah trash your favorite Halloween candies, and Hannah surprisingly does not talk about pooping her pants.

This week we talk about Cajun stuff! Also, high school. Also Hannah has more poop stories... sigh....

We got some spooky new art, y'all! This week we talk a little bit about school and holidays in the South, but mostly about pooping our pants and becoming fake poetry gods.

Let's talk about pets, baby! We go through our extensive and very special animal history, plus the essentials every kitchen/pantry needs. Do you have special pets? Are we just bad pet parents? Hit us up on our Instagram or YouTube and let us know!

On this week's episode we get hot and bothered... because our AC gave out and we've been bugging each other! We get into the art of antiquing, why Oscar screams randomly, and still manage to forget to talk about our new kitten. Hit us up in the ol' DMs on our Instagram page and let us know what your significant other does that drives you a little crazy!

Episode 9 has lessons for all! Captain gets quizzed on insane celebrity baby names, the Missus learns about the 1997 North Hollywood shoot-out, and they both realize that marriage is just ruining each other's YouTube algorithms. We also go down some rabbit holes about popcorn, chewing with your mouth open, and making complicated orders at restaurants. Is there a manners pet peeve we missed? Have a funny joke or a shout out for a friend? Can you think of a topic you'd love to hear us blabber about? Hit us up on Instagram and our new YouTube channel and let us know!

In this week's episode the Missus quizzes Captain on the wild world of Riverdale, Captain learns the Missus is into old guys with Boston accents, and they heavily judge people who order their steaks well-done. What are your silly relationship deal-breakers? Hit us up on Instagram and let us know!

Captain serenades The Missus with the music of the Bee Gees, and gets weird for a second with Sleep Token; The Missus discusses why she cried this week (hint: it's over something very cute, very fluffy, and very much baby quail). Plus, Captain gives advice on how you too (yes, YOU!) can become the ultimate barbecue pit-master.

Gettin' real sappy in this one y'all. We talk about why we go so well together, Oscar does chores to straighten out his life, we speak on the importance of BBQ and medium rare steak, and Oscar's strange confusion of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg. Tell us why you love your guy or gal, send us a picture of your BBQ, ask us a question, or just confirm that Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg are the same people. Send it all to @captainandthemissus on Instagram.

This week we sit on Captain's lap and have a chat about crazy little kids, The Missus getting a new car, other cars we've owned, weird people in Nebraska, and how Oscar was almost forced to adopt a Texan child. Have something you wanna say or ask? Want a shout-out? Wanna send us a picture of your dog? Send us a DM and follow us on Instagram @captainandthemissus for more shenanigans!

Let's talk about America's true foundation: greasy fast-food restaurants! The Missus and Captain use a very sophisticated rating system to determine the #1 burger chain in the nation.

Captain and The Missus get into "Slingblade", chickens doing the Naruto run, and other shenanigans.

Captain and The Missus spend a whole episode talking about music.

Captain and The Missus dive into some hard-hitting "first date" questions.