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The premiere centaur-centered podcast! Two friends explore the history, logistics, and potential future of this mythical, fabulous beast. Centaur Stage updates is self-referential but non-consecutive so enjoy our episodes as they appeal to you! New episodes post on Sundays.

Rebecca Slaman


    • Sep 5, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 33 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Centaur Stage

    Centaurwatch FINALE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 52:27


    Follow us @centaurpodcast :)

    Centaurwatch 4: Mama This is Drag

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 40:15


    In their continued appraisal of Centaurworld on Netflix, Andrew and Rebecca tackle episodes 6 and 7 and let us just say, if you are living for all them holes and swoles, if you're gooped by jails and tails, and if you're gagged for drag, baby-THIS! IS! IT! Let us know your thoughts about Centaurworld or about the world of centaurs @centaurpodcast on Instagram and Twitter, and email us (please!) at centaurpodcast@gmail.com. Clip Clop

    Centaurwatch 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 40:48


    Andrew and Rebecca recap and review episodes 5 and 6 of Centaurworld! We loved these ones! Rebecca gets to use her classics degree once again, and Andrew has a good day. Follow us on Instagram and twitter @centaurpodcast clip clop!

    Centaurwatch 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 36:01


    Andrew and Rebecca tackle episodes 2 and 3 of Centaurworld on Netflix. Our adven-taur-ers overcome their first obstacle, meet their first shaman, and learn a thing or two about working as a team, AND WE HAVE THOUGHTS! Follow @centaurpodcast on Instagram and Twitter to let us know if you agree. Clip Clop!

    Centaurworld Watch 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 40:44


    Clip clop, friends, we're back! We awoke from our slumber to see some centaurs in MAINSTREAM MEDIA? AS THE PROTAGONISTS? Yes, we have thoughts about it. Follow us @centaurpodcast! Email us at centaurpodcast@gmail.com

    We're Here! We're Steer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 39:19


    In this special Pride Month episode, Andrew and Rebecca discuss the gay centaurs. Who are they? Where are they? How are they doing? Also: the strangely binary construction of a near limitless mythical world, and the Rick Riordan middle schooler to gay classicist pipeline. Follow @centaurpodcast on Instagram and Twitter and let us know your centaur centered thoughts. Happy Pride!

    extraTAURrestrial (ft. Dean Ridgeway)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 38:24


    This week we take a gay journey to space with our beloved creatures, and Dean (It Came From A Basement, When There's A Whils There's A Podcast) accompanies us through the stars. Follow us @centaurpodcast and follow Dean @deantheefrog! Clip Clop!

    Somebody's Gotta Stop Us

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 32:21


    Andrew and Rebecca begrudgingly get into the uncomfortable specifics of centaur origins that absolutely no one has asked them to. Not for the faint of morals. Follow @CentaurPodcast on Instagram and Twitter!

    Horse Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 37:26


    Bring out your horse books, cowgirl boots, and long braids. In this one, Andrew and Rebecca explore the real-life trope of horse girls, what they mean to society, and why they don't become centaur girls? Warning, if you are a horse girl, we are sorry. Follow us at @centaurpodcast and email us your horse girl encounters at centaurpodcast@gmail.com! Clip Clop :)

    The Modern Centaur

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 25:56


    In their introductory survey into all things motaurious, Andrew and Rebecca stumble (skid?) into favorite topics: anatomy, society, and identity. If you've ever wanted a taste of being in the research room for Centaur Stage, this is the episode for you! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @centaurpodcast, and send us your questions at centaurpodcast@gmail.com! Vroom Vroom!

    Minitaur: The Rebecca-sode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 11:15


    We are hard at work to bring you regularly scheduled centaurtainment, but until then, enjoy this rebecca-centered mini! Follow us on social @centaurpodcast and email us centaurpodcast@gmail.com! Clip Clop!

    Another Openin', Another Theatre Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 35:26


    Tell your friends about us! Follow us @centaurpodcast and email us at centaurpodcast@gmail.com. Clip clop!

    Becoming

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 45:22


    We've got special guest Annalee from Genre Blind Podcast here to talk tropes. Specifically, centaurs (shocker), the act of "becoming" centaur, and what that means for us. And not to be outdone, we've got some eligible hybrids looking to "become" bedded, wedded, or beheaded.

    Save Our (Centaur) Souls

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 37:37


    The goirls talk about beastiaries (courtesy of a submission from Phobester,) then dive into religious incorporation of centaurs and THEN centaur's OWN religion. It starts out pretty tame and then uh oh, we are off the sh*ts again. Chat with centaur stage on instagram and twitter at @centaurpodcast and send us emails at centaurpodcast@gmail.com. Clip clop!

    Pody-ody-ody

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 27:04


    Andrew and Rebecca are getting all dolled up to talk about centaur standards of beauty. Grooming, fashion, body type, what parallels exist between centaurs and humans, and where might centaur have better or worse expectations than us. Paired with a conversations about the souls of inanimate objects that ghosts against all reason.

    Human Stage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 30:29


    We cheese it up a bit and get into a topsy turvy episode where we "centaurs" figure out how humans might actually exist.

    It's a Clip (Clop) Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 43:37


    In anticipation of the exciting return of Centaur Stage Season 2, Andrew and Rebecca reminisce on their first season. Favorite one liners, proudest discoveries, reinvestigated questions, join us as we relive the journey so far and prepare for the adventure ahead.

    Centaurtainment

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 41:33


    Andrew and Rebecca discuss pop culture in a centaur/human world, which quickly devolves into a look at the basis of society itself. Lana del rey, colonialism, identity, advertising, The Real Horsewives. It's a real fun one.

    MINI: A Centaur by Any Other Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 21:16


    In an episode topic as dry as centaur nomenclature, we find an overflowing well of silly thoughts and ideas. What does calling something a centaur mean? How can we better describe these magnificent beings? Is there more to the story between our two favorite hybrids?

    Fantasy Writers Take Note

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 55:12


    Rebecca and Andrew start out analyzing the contributions centaur have made to popular novels, movies, television, and games, before dishing out the premier centaur centered rubric for worldbuilding, all the while asking the question, won't someone come on our pod?

    Chiron is King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 41:57


    Andrew and Rebecca discuss the Greco-Roman origin of centaurs, and folks, it is really fun. We got the Centauromachy, the etymology of mare, an indestructible trans legend, and some singing. We got a little silly with the research, but you know you're here for it.

    MINI: Yeigh or Neigh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 17:10


    We've got our hooves full this week, so enjoy a silly little something on us! We take a look at 5 broadly defined centaurs and decide once and for all is it Yeigh or Neigh.

    Here's to the Centaur who Neigh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 36:22


    This is probably the most fun we've ever had recording. Centaur leisure and culture, centaur friends out playing games, sports, music, THEATREEEEEE, we tackle it all.

    Horse Knights That Rode People

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 47:55


    In this one, we move from gender diversity to GLOBAL diversity, and the cultural history of centaur creatures! We DID the research on this one, folks. just call us centaur SCHOLARS.

    I'm Every Centaur

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 33:46


    We're carving out a space for the oft overlooked centaur women, where do we see them in myth and culture, where should we see them, why has it taken so long for them to enter the mainstream (Spoiler alert, it's men).

    An Integrated Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 34:34


    Rebecca and Andrew discuss horse-human-centaur culture, air travel, and an all-centaur production of War Horse. Can we as humans learn to live alongside our centaur brethren?

    MINI: Happy Horse-idays!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 17:31


    We have a special mini episode for all your holiday cheer and relaxation! Tune in to hear how we think centaurs would celebrate, mild cultural insensitivity, and a lengthy tangent about flying.

    Someone's Gotta Do It

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 32:42


    Much to Andrew's chagrin, we had to do this episode. We had to discuss the reality of human-horse-centaur relations in an integrated society. Please don't be weird about it.

    We're All Born Centaur and the Rest is Drag

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 39:35


    Rebecca and Andrew discuss clothing, armour, and the unfortunate realities of p**ping. It turns out that when it comes to centaurs, maybe we don't all put our pants on one leg at a time!

    Every Centaur Has a Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 40:35


    Rebecca and Andrew discuss the infrastructure and societal queries of centaurs. How can we begin to fathom the wonderful life a centaur might lead? What might their jobs, houses, and city structures look like?

    Skin Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 39:36


    We move from our discussion of anatomy into the genetic possibilities of centaurs. Look out Mr. Punnett, we got our own squares. How are centaur born? Can two centaur have a human baby? Two humans have a horse? Oh you better believe it!

    horses skin punnett
    Big Round Ass and a Swishy Tail

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 36:59


    How far will the limits of physics go to accommodate our mythical friend? In this episode, we learn the harsh reality of why centaurs do not currently exist, and put forth the Professor X ingredients to make it happen. NOTE: The sound quality here is a bit like a centaur's spinal column: it just don't sound right. We promise there's nothing you need to know from here to continue enjoying our later episodes, and you can listen to this one when you love us! Clip Clop

    Don't **** a Horse!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 33:01


    The inaugural episode of Centaur stage! A faux science discussion of how we could conceivably come to find centaur in our world or another, and the accompanying terms of discussion we will forever fail to use. NOTE: the sound quality on this episode is like a plant grafted centaur: roughly stuck together and a bit scary. We strongly suggest enjoying some of our later episodes and come back to this one later. There is nothing here that isn't explained when necessary later on. Clip Clop!

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