Don't Be a F**kwit

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Knob, tool, asshole, flog, jackass, clown, deadshit, d******d, douche bag, gobshite, jerk, muppet, pig, prick, scumbag, trash, turd, twit, grub.... All good insults. All regularly used on a daily basis but there is one that trumps them all. One insult that is truly universal and hits your target right between the eyes…..F*****t.   We all pronounce it the same way and it means the same to all of us. F*****t – a stupid or contemptible person Urban dictionary defines it best - A person who is not only lacking in a clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire a clue even when it’s handed to them on a plate in generous portions.  This podcast will attempt to give those fuckwits a clue or you give you the clues to pass them on to fuckwits in your life. The last 2 years has seen a number of fuckwits bubble to the surface at a rate never before witnessed. Let’s try and address this trend and help fuckwits cure their fuckwitty ways. Come with us on this journey as we laugh at fuckwits, shake our heads at fuckwits, call out fuckwits, try and help fuckwits and try and help each other understand fuckwits. Each week 2 guests will help me dissect the world of fuckwits and maybe we’ll cure a couple along the way, making the world a better place for all of us. 

Lehmo


    • Nov 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Meshel Laurie and Lehmo chat about public transport pick ups, dog park blow ups and MUCH more

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 67:08


    Lehmo catches up with good mate Meshel Laurie as they talk King Louis the XIV, public transport pick ups, dog park blow ups, Seinfeld, The Project and deep dive into the world of trolls with Dr Jennifer Beckett from the University of Melbourne  Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Jo Stanley and Lehmo chat about roller skates, radio, cancellations, bogans abroad and much more

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 64:25


    This week Lehmo catches up with good mate Jo Stanley as they chat guitars at parties, roller skates, radio, cats, dog parks, cancellations, bogans abroad and smashing up cars.  Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Dilruk Jayasinha and Lehmo chat with Flight attendant about F**kwits on planes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 66:59


    Dilruk Jayasinha and Lehmo chat with Flight attendant about F**kwits on planes Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Pete Helliar and Lehmo with Professor Steve Ellen on anti vaxxer psychology

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 70:08


    Lehmo catches up with fellow comic Pete Helliar to discuss airplane etiquette, traffic lights, dandruff, punching comedians, Alfred Nobel, booing at the footy, identifying as a cat and they chat with Professor Steve Ellen about the psychology of anti vaxxers.  Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Lehmo and Em Rusciano chat with parenting expert Kate Mulholland.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 77:41


    Lehmo chats with singer, comedian, author and podcaster Emelia Rusciano about crashing cars, penis arms, you tube for kids, agro hecklers and they get some hot anti FW tips from parenting expert Kate Mulholland.  Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Lehmo and Mick Molloy on the nanny state, poo joggers, how to behave at your local pub and much more

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 60:55


    Lehmo has a hilarious chat with comedy legend Mick Molloy about the nanny state, bike helmets, Berlin, poo joggers, long drop toilets, tinder profile pics, getting sacked by Kerry Packer, pretending to be a doctor, pool bars at the Olympics and how to behave at your local pub.  Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Lehmo chats with Celia Pacquola about pregnancy, IKEA toilets and more with love guru Samantha Jayne

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 75:24


    Lehmo chats with the hilarious Celia Pacquola and they talk pregnancy, IKEA toilets, dog doctors, following rules, Mike Tyson, The Beatles and dating with love guru Samantha Jayne Enjoy!  Recorded and produced by Castaway Studios, Collingwood

    Tom Gleeson and Shane Delia on being Bruce Willis and how to avoid being a f**kwit in a restaurant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 69:13


    Lehmo and Tom Gleeson unpack challenging authority, airport bomb checks, overweight kids, cruise ship disasters, the Costa Concordia, the time he climbed out of lift and Greg Norman. While Shane Delia joins the boys to give examples of terrible behaviour from restaurant patrons and how to avoid being a f**kwit inside a restaurant 

    Don't Be A F**kwit Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 1:44


    Welcome to the official Trailer for Don't Be A F**kwit, a self help podcast presented each week by Lehmo with a special guest comedian and an actual expert. 

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