Exquisite Obscenities

We bust a few... myths about sex with the help of a female guest host because men don't understand lady bits. ESPECIALLY US. So tune in to verify if the clitoris ACTUALLY exists, the answer may surprise you! [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Facebook: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

We dive back into the wet ass pool of Obscenities by dissecting Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's summer sexual banger "WAP" and if you don't know what that means, we got you covered. We also call out hypocrisy and the Americans penchant for prude-ness [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Facebook: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

Tired of being at home, we reminisce about our past vacations and fantasize about future trips. We also offer Covid world update and why vacation sex just hits different. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Facebook: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

We discuss technology and everything that comes with it. The good. The bad. The ways it makes life more convenient. The way it makes people more dumber (we know, relax). And everything in between. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Facebook: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

Where did we go wrong? Can it get much worse? We do a minor analysis on #45 and how his actions and inactions have shaped and influenced our country. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

As the Black population of the United States continues to suffer from injustice, we hope to continue fostering discussions and hope to provide information and ideas that may help you support those individuals fighting for an America in which we all TRULY have equality. Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS List of organizations you can donate to: https://bailfunds.github.io/ (list of bail funds to help get protestors out of jail) Black lives matter - www.blacklivesmatter.com Black visions collective - www.blackvisionsnm.Org Reclaim the block - www.reclaimtheblock.org Naacp - www.naacp.org Color of change - www.colorofchange.org Know your rights campaign - www.knowyourrightscamp.com

For those enclosed with nowheres to goes, whether dressed to the toes or without any clothes, for the hos, the pros, the regular Joe's. Come friends or foes; As we disclose the rules of the Bros. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

When the end of the world comes and you're lucky enough to be a survivor, what do you do? Strive in the city or scrap by in the country? What is your weapon of choice? You tryna Apocalypse and chill? Let us give you tips so you can die faster. Who wants to be bored anyways? [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

Roses are red, Kobe was legendary, along with Valentines Day, we talk about Urban dictionary. 2 lonely guys and one dude who's never been try defining love. You're welcome world. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

We start Season 2 piggybacking on Pornhub's year end stats. Where do our brains go when we watch porn? Where and when is the best time for porn? Do all Asians look alike? Why do people like feet so much!? Mia Khalifa? Lana Rhoades? Kim Kardashian? Oh my! It ain't easy being sleazy. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

We welcome our first guest to the show. Why the hell did we choose her as our first guest? Because we didn't want to research Halloween and she was supposed to know a lot about it. Spoiler alert: She didn't. Not at all. Not even close. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

Have you ever thought about how big space was. Or how small Arizona is comparatively? How about how eclipses work? Do you ever want to get probed by aliens? Munch does. That's all he talks about. This entire episode. Just getting banged by aliens. All day. It's weird. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

8 people in a room eating really hot wings? What can go wrong? Join us as we traverse through this challenge together with a gallon of ice cream, a half of a half a gallon of skim milk and a metric ton of TUMS. We tackle some of life's more pressing questions like "who's dong is bigger?" and "how recently have you soiled yourself?" Big Shoutouts: Five Star Bar for hooking it up with the discounted wings @FiveStarBar Bubba for providing the Hot Ones Hot Sauces @BearGrizz Wifey for helping us cope through the pain Brave friends and fam that joined us And of course Sean Evans and First We Feast: Hot Ones for giving us this crazy stupid idea! @Seanseaevans @FirstWeFeast [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

We dive deep between Saquon Barkley's thighs and into Larry Fitzgerald's ass. Come along for the mustache ride as we graze just the tip of the fantASSy football iceberg. We "Marry, F*ck, Kill" the NFL and have our own "naughty and nice" list for your fantasy football league. We seeth in jealousy as now all those hours playing video games were wasted, we could've been millionaires, Mom! We also cover Hobbs and Shaw, minimally and wonder why the quality of those movies is so low... But we still love them. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

In this episode We analyze some of the more controversial and complicated lyrics of our time... Psych, we overanalyze ridiculous lyrics and what we find will scare you! Area 51: We're coming for that ass, banana hammocks and all! [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

New to Chicago? Been here your whole life? Looking to socialize, but haven't done it in 30 years and need some sort of plan? Our guide is what you need to make this summer your summer!! [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

What do high end fashion, Child's Play and the Toronto Raptors winning the championship have to do with dating? Nothin, but we dove into our dating history and ANALyze the maze that is dating in 2019. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

In this episode(spoiler alert) we sloppily dive into Game of Thrones, offering our take on all of what made Game of thrones Great, and not so great. Listen as we offer our inputs on who's hot, who's should've been king and why you should watch. Also, pissing etiquette and exquisite obscenities takes a boat ride.

The Catholic church has too much money! We said it. It's true. Also, trash talk is amazing. Hit us up if you want to know how to respell curse words. Finally, what happens when Marvel makes 22 movies over the course of 10 years?! We realize a lot of them are NOT GOOD. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

Join us in our everlasting fight against stairs as we discuss Chicago-land breweries. Highlights include Jesse's ripped pants, Munch's flatulence, and Santos's affinity for big sausage. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS

We shed some light on the oft-ignored south side foods from thin crust pizza to hole-in-the-wall tacos to breaded steak sammiches. Feast your ears on our heavy breathing and take the time to appreciate the south side; ten thousand calories at a time. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS Vito and Nicks Pizza - 8433 S Pulaski Rd LA Internacional/Pacos Tacos - 4556 S Ashland Ave Atotonilco's Taqueria - 1649 W 47th St El Solazo - 5600 S Pulaski Rd Mi Tierra - 2528 S Kedzie Ave El Milagro - 3050 W 26th St Del Toro - 2133 S Halsted St Home depot - Everywhere Ricobene’s - 252 W 26th St Maxwells/Jim - 1250 S Union Ave Ronnies/alfreds/memos - 1447 W 18th St Jackies - 5415 S Pulaski Rd Pizza Nova - 1842 W 18th St Phil's - 1102 W 35th St Lou Malnati's - 1235 W Randolph St Giordano’s - 815 W Van Buren St Pequod’s - 2207 N Clybourn Ave Leon's BBQ - 4550 S Archer Ave Harold's Chicken Shack - 1361 N Milwaukee Ave Lawrence fisheries - 2120 S Canal St Goose Island shrimp - 1011 W Division St El Veneno - 6651 S Pulaski Rd Los Magueyes - 4849 W 79th St El Barco - 1035 N Ashland Ave Alegrias -1024 N Ashland Ave Michoacana - 1855 S Blue Island Ave

Need a male perspective on online dating? No? How about on R. Kelly? Naw? Jussie Smollet? Sports?!? Well, this episode is giving you just the tip on all these topics and just like every other tip you've gotten, you'll be left unsatisfied. [Intro Song Credits: Raisi K. | Sing a Song Slime] [Outro Song Credits: Noctur | Dipset Type Beat] Instagram: @ExquisiteObscenities Twitter: @ExquisiteOBS