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Tiny aliens invade planet Earth but are very confused. Their mission? It’s on a “need to know basis” . . . and they don’t need to know. Find out along with them as they rise above their meager limitations, absorbing everything they need to know about “intelligent” life on Earth through embroidery communications, boat cooking lessons, and a giant suppository of User Agreements (their primary basis for understanding humans and their language).

Greetings Earthlings


    • Oct 12, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 28 EPISODES


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    Season 2 Episode 7 — Just Deserts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021


    In this episode, in which Guri gets a new pony — "Stop messing with the summary field, Guri!" "Ummm...Sorry!" Anyway, in this episode, our heroes struggle to escape the Parawell, only to emerge into a parawell — uhhh, I mean Parallel Universe. Hijinks ensue.

    Season 2 Episode 6 — The Parawell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021


    In this episode, our heroes save The Runyan, but fall into a well of their own, much to no one's consternation. Will all be well and good? Will they succumb to a terrible case of well sickness? What will be next for our intrepid (but tiny) explorer Meeporpians?

    Season 2 Episode 5 — Ace Still in the Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021


    In this episode, our heroes learn that they have inadvertently been traveling back in time through . . . a malfunctioning space toilet? Wait, what? A Space Time Toilet? You can't make this stuff up, kids! Well, actually . . .

    Season 2 Episode 4 — Ace in the Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021


    In this episode, the drama takes a turn when an unsuspecting character has a terrible brush with Farit! Well . . . tune in to find out more!

    Season Two Episode 3 — Lost in the Supermarket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021


    Season 2 Episode 2 — Fanshooey and Bust

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021


    Our Meeporpian heroes celebrate their victory over Gorgon Zola by letting off a little steam at Fanshooey — the Universe's favorite gambling hot spot (and dying star — so clearly not nearly as hot as it otherwise could be).

    Season 2 Episode 1 — Three Princes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021


    In which our Meeporpian heroes handle three (space) calls from the cheesy remains of Gorgon Zola.

    Season One Finale: Sacré Bleu (Part Deux)!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021


    The Season Finale in which our heroes must face off against the villainous Gorgonzola. Will they stink (as usual)? Or will they break from their mold and emerge victorious? Tune in to this exciting season conclusion of Sacré Bleu Part Deux: Adieu!

    Season One Finale: Sacré Bleu (Part Un)!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021


    In what may be our cheesiest episode to date, (and also the most dramatic), our heroes face their fears — in the form of the ignominious cheese villain: Gorgonzola!

    Episode 19: It's All Relative

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021


    In which our heroes bend the laws of space and time. And parking tickets. And travel through black holes.

    Episode 18: The Judgies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021


    In order to get reinstated into the Meeporpian Royal Navy, Yuri is coerced to be a judge on the Judgie Awards — An Awards Show in which judges judge judges. Does Yuri make the right decision in picking the best judge? You be the judge! No, literally. You can be a judge on The Judgies! Was this intro too long? Are you judging me?!

    Episode 17: Child's Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021


    In which our Meeporpian heroes encounter the terrible dangers of a child's playroom. Meanwhile, CC and friends are playing with fire — ending with some good, ol' fashioned Spores Talk!

    Episode 16: The Runyan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021


    In this episode, our Meeporpian friends make first contact with intelligent life on Lurf — a four year old child named Runyan, who seems to possess knowledge of the inner workings of the Universe.

    Episode 15: Unboxed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021


    In which our Meeporpian friends try to fight their way out of a paper bag. And fail.

    Episode 14: Gift Wrapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021


    Episode 13: Made in China

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021


    In which Shipward gets a new contract (and his very own voice actor), our Meeporpian heroes drag themselves to a toy store in search of a new ship, and they wrap up the episode with a foray into sports talk (and spores talk).

    Episiode 12:  Naked and Afraid

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021


    Having lost their ship and most of their possessions, Yuri, Guri, Shipward and crew are forced to wander aimlessly through the Lurfian woods. Listless, they must now make a new list of things they should do, in an effort to find some sort of purpose. Or a shower.

    Episode 11: Desserted

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021


    In this episode, Meeporpian High Command relieves Yuri and Guri of their duties, confiscates their ship, and leaves them stranded on Planet Lurf.

    Episode 10: Forget Me Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021


    In this episode, Shipward gets high with the toaster and needs to remind Yuri that Guri is missing, at which point hijinks ensue.

    Episode 9: Contact (3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . )

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021


    Guri is sent on a dangerous mission — to establish contact with a Hummus Bean in a Poughkeepsie Diner.

    Episode 8: Mine Over Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021


    A Unique episode—  which seems to never quite end — in which Yuri and Guri are tasked with mining the Lurflings for Flattery.

    Episode 7: Discovering the Wall of Fourth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021


    Episode 6: Flatter Earth Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021


    Episode 5: Ferret Out the Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2021


    Listen to the Podcast on Triple Speed and Find out what happens Three Times Faster!

    Episode 4: The Battle for DragonSkull

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020


    Episode 3 (The Prequel)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020


    In this episode, we go back to the beginning, as our Meeporpian travelers land on Planet Lurf (sic) for the first time, encountering several frightening obstacles along the way.

    Episode 2 — Buckle my shoe!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2018


    That boat thing is really weird.

    New Podcast Episode — Episode 1 : The Proton Blaster!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2018


    This is a prequel pilot episode. Eventually, we come back to their original landing. Yuri and Guri are aliens and are about to invade the planet Earth. Their biggest problem? Seconds after landing, they are faced with an enormous lady bug

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