Hook Club

Dust off your skinny jeans! Straighten your fringes! Darken your clothes! Strike a violent pose! Dion and Vinnie are joining The Black Parade, though they wouldn't front the scene if you paid them. Are you ok? They're not (they promise).

Dion gets nostalgic for disco-pop, while Vinnie recalls the reasons he's not a fan of disco-pop.

Vinnie and Dion are stuck in a fever dream of 80s dance hits and Eddie Murphy movies. Send help.

Vinnie and Dion attemp to understand Post Malone through analysing a song that doesn't sound like it was written by a guy with facial tattoos.

Dion and Vinnie discuss the highs and lows of pop music in 2019 and fill you in on their best and worst of the year. Spoiler Alert: It's the children who are wrong.

Ah, Christmas time in Australia. School's out and children are EVERYWHERE, it's about as hot as the surface of the Sun, and Mariah Carey's absolute monster of a Christmas song has burrowed its way into your brain for the twenty-fifth year in a row. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Dion and Vinnie are joined by the super talented and wonderful Jen Boyce of Ball Park Music to pick apart Blondie's best/only disco song - Heart of Glass.

It takes a village to write a song, and a sexy sexy song it is. Come with Dion and Vinnie on a steamy trip to Miami that is not subtle in its content. It really is a sexy sexy time.

Actual angel Harry Styles is back with a new single and Vinnie is very excited. Dion is less excited but also open minded about the whole thing.

Chart topping, record breaking, and just infuriatingly catchy, Dance Monkey is a busker's anthem that has taken the world by storm and Vinnie and Dion are here to figure out why.

Dion and Vinnie are both in their thirties and despite giving it a really good try, they just don't get this song or understand who it's for... duh.

The song that started as a meme and kept Taylor Swift (and all others) from the number one spot in Australia for a solid thireen weeks. Whether you think it's a gimmick or a genuine banger, Old Town Road made an impact on 2019.

More lazy rhyming, emotional labour, and the over-use of dancehall beats are the subjects of this episode, in which, Vinnie and Dion break down Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber's 'I Don't Care'.

Something a little different this week. Dion and Vinnie delve into different chord shapes and songwriting techniques of Elton John's enduring Rocket Man. Black backdrops and superimposed shots of William Shatner will be provided.

In this episode, Dion and Vinnie hold Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie accountable for lazy rhyming, contradicting their own lyrics, and not working on their flaws.

In the very first episode of Hook Club, Dion and Vinnie dive into Youngblood by 5 Seconds of Summer and discuss harmony as a storytelling device, and the evolution of boybands, and the silly things we do when we're young and in love.