Joan's Town

Joan has a BIG meal.

The minutiae of media mail and Joan's recent encounter with a Pulp Fiction-inspired pick-up artist. Oh, the pain of being targeted as a basic bitch.

B&J get drunk and rate themselves on the Kinsey Scale. In fact, Bone got so drunk that he revealed a horrifying secret about his past and we had to cut 15 minutes from the episode. Oops!  

Joan's investigative report on competitive bodybuilding. 

The psychology of dick 'n tit implants aka what made a cam girl unfollow Joan this week on social media :-(

Find out what happened when Joan let thousands of horny people on the internet pick what she wore for her second orthodontist visit.

B & J chat about about red flag fans, oral fixation, and Joan's titillating trip to the orthodontist [to be continued...]

B and J further discuss and define Joan's favorite made-up movie genre and explore why a good sequel is hard to find.

B and J chat about what they find funny.

B and J chat about Criterion's recent release of Teorema, the cultural desire to get reamed by one's tío, and Joan's favorite made-up movie genre.

B and J chat about the fun and danger of appearance-rating subreddits.

B and J drunkenly discuss a popular Netflix show they haven't seen, the new Charlie's Angels film, and Fiona Apple's cure for cocaine addiction.

B and J discuss gym hookup culture before the age of corona, plus a few pertinent films.

B&J discuss theater-going habits in the age of corona and chat about recent films The Invisible Man, The Assistant, and Swallow.