Two dopes with mics
On this very special episode of the K.I.L. podcast it is the season finale that we've worked so hard to bring to you. We're so stoked to have been able to shoot this nonsense for a whole season and can't wait to come back way gnarlier for season two. On this episode we have a special guest Nolan who will be our future manager so be nice, we got his take on the Harleys, race cars, and the long awaited Tinder pickup lines. We love you idiots be back soon ily. Keep It Lite! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Just another chill, laid back episode of two idiots shooting the crap. Crap is in fact shot, if you act privileged when you order food listen to this episode closely. If you are Keemstar listen even closer you big dunce. Keep looking forward to next episode which will be the season finale.Not to brag but its a guaranteed off the rip banger. thank you guys for listening and interacting its the raddest thing. Keep It Lite! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Dan and Will bought motorcycles, they actually did it. It consumes their attention span for most of the day. That becomes wildly evident in this episode but that's okay because they both own Harley's so they're basically cowboys on iron steeds and good luck to anyone who chirps them. And those two cowboys will find out the truth about who shared the keep it lite podcast and who didn't so why don't you go on ahead and hop on the right side of history and share the podcast right now. Thank you guys for listening and sharing you guys make us as happy as our Harley's do. Keep It Lite! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Keep It Lite LLC brings you the first attempt at a poopoo free episode and lets just say politely, it was a failure. A good story time episode with Will and Dans shady escapades. Also poopoo. WE tried guys we really did its just that even saying the word poopoo is just so funny to us, and of course wee talked about our latest irresponsible plans, buying harleys. Thank you guys for any and all love it means more than you can even imagine. Keep It Lite! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Nobody asked for it nobody wanted it but Avery back. there's poop talk there's Harley talk there's helmet talk and everything you need in a good podcast episode 20 of the keep it lite podcast. we're coming for those hot moms. anyways Will and Dan are on the road to buying Harleys and we talk about it here, hope we don't die. Keep It Lite! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
T-shirt time for the Keep it lite podcast. The guys went back to the roots for this one and just goofed and gabbed for an hour. A lot of discussion about Dan's new drug of choice, Jersey Shore. If you haven't seen the show go watch the first ten minutes and just see what its like. Keep It Lite LLC. is not liable for any new Jersey shore addictions. Thank you guys for all the support and interaction it gets us hype to keep recording and improving! Keep It Lite! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
The boys bring back another guest Willy the kids good friend Avery. were not going to put much in the description but it gets pretty weird also in case you,re wondering from the description Dan saw that weird dude walking his goose again so what ever went wrong in that mans life is still very wrong. huge thank you to Avery for coming through and a massive thank you to the fans for listening, interacting and subscribing we love y'all keep it lite or were going to start throwing lamps. Keep it lite!! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
The Keep It Lite Podcast is back with part two of the Avery cast, off the rip we learn way too much about him. Immediately after that Dan has to learn how to edit audio because hes a dumb idiot, you guys will see. Those things combined point to a heck of an episode. Thank you to Avery for coming through, always awesome to have guests. Even bigger thank you guys, the folks who listen to us be idiots twice a week, it means the world to us. Please feel free to like, subscribe, and give us 5 stars on Apple podcast!! Keep it lite!! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
The Keep It Lite fellas bring it back with heat once again. A new fire segment for the listeners brought to you by the homies of the podcast. God bless everyone who is sending stuff in because it makes the guys happy to talk about. And on a closing note if you own a pet goose you need to hop in a time machine and go back to fix the moment where it all went wrong for you. Thank you guys for listening and subscribing and favoriting and all that good stuff it means the world to us. Keep it lite!! Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite Listen to the K.I.L. Podcast at these other spots. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/76Y4KfeaCBiltdV0ZJ0S9J Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/keep-it-lite-podcast/id1504249488?uo=4
The Keep It Lite guys brought the heat for this Thursday's episode. Ripping straight fire from the jump. Pawn shops and elephants, you'll see. Some fresh send ins straight from the bowels of a few pretty girls dms. You cant imagine the heat that's about to enter your brain hole. Thank you guys so much for tuning in, liking, downloading, favoriting, everything. Thank you guys for interacting. We think this is the hottest episode yet and were stoked to put it out. Keep It Lite. Special thanks to Klew for sending in the hot, hot heat. Give her a follow on instagram: @KateLewis_1 Find the K.I.L. socials and follow those too!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
This episode of the Keep It Lite podcast we go legit baby!! Thats right we got a guest up in this joint. We had Willy The Kids buddy since high school, Mike V. Everything got talked about and we kept it lite the whole time. Mike V, more like Jodie V. We're degenerates but our moms told us were all funny. Please subscribe and like and interact, help us grow so we can be the most radical podcast on the internet.. Keep It Lite!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite Go Give Mike a follow on the gram: @MikeV___
Up front, we apologize for the day late upload, that's on us. Back to your regularly scheduled hot fire flames bio. This episode goes hard, harder than a Rocky workout montage. We love this episode more than Kanye loves Kanye. This episode is more on god than Carole Baskin killed her husband. Thank you guys for listening, please like, subscribe and follow all the socials. Keep It Lite. IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Will and Dan talk about Easter Sunday, we break down the weekend. Will has a nightmare Saturday and a fever dream Sunday but its okay because Dan almost murders Will on Saturday. We dive into the office conspiracy theory about how all of the cast have Radon poising. We build each others dream girls with our eyes closed, and Dan decides to violate. Thanks for listening. IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Welcome to another episode of Will and Dan being insane together for an hour. We hit on the JFK assassination conspiracy, discuss the next chapter of Tiger king and Joe Exotics wild shenanigans, and of course Dan coughing loudly in the grocery store by accident. Were really proud to present this episode, thank you guys for listening, subscribing and generally interacting!! IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Dan makes a lot of weird noises while will tries to wake up. Will spends the entire podcast heavily judging Dan. Dan is writing this description so will can pound salt. Guys we got a little heavy in this one because Will just got over the rona and Dan got heated about double standards. Thank you guys for listening we promise this will not become habit because in this town we keep it lite. IG: @KeepItLitePodcast Twitter: @KeepIt_Lite
Who the fweck keeps giving Dan caffeine we get all hyped up in this one to give praise to the lord and savior Chris Hansen, Tekashi69 is for sure getting capped after taking 2 steps out of prison, the jackass guys still rock and are so rock and roll they're dropping a new film that's going to low key blow because they're boomers at this point. lastly we'd like to reiterate that Carole Baskin for sure murdered Don Lewis (RIP) which is a bummer but shooters shoot, also Don Lewis's daughter is a strong 9.
This episode got out of hand guys. Of course we kept it lite but we talked about some of the most important topics we've discussed to date, that's right we got into conspiracy theories and documentaries. We hit on the Tiger King documentary because it's taking over the minds of every sane person in quarantine right now. We also delved into the conspiracy of corrupt Hollywood covering up sex trafficking with COVID-19. You don't have to believe us because were not the smartest but well tell you what, we do keep it the lite-ist.
We're gonna be famous enough to have a movie made about us by Spielberg so that's pretty tight. Guys we both had red bulls and it got weird, we talked about a lot of weird shit and it was super weird. Will caught COVID-19 and Dan can't stop having sex with sexual deviants. Please give it a listen, like and subscribe.
This episode has a great spread guys. Dan is buying a Porsche for no reason. Supersize me was a gnarly documentary and mans hit another dinger with part two. Vanessa Hudgens moaning on a loop is something we all needed in our lives. White guy music is good for drunk singing. guys, we talked about it all this week. Thank you guys for listening, PLEASE leave comments drop likes peep it on spotify engage with the podcast so we can blow the heck up and move to Calabasas.
Guys have you seen the news? Its obviously about the coronavirus.
The guys learn that women have wet dreams too this is the pinnacle of knowledge for them. Dan talks about discovering his porn curation is gone after he fried his phone, and will tells all about Vegas and how he got Bent-over by a scooter company.
Apple needs to start Dan at middle management. Will is a marriage pact deviant. They discuss daddy's money and being arrested. Dress codes at high schools dress codes are WHACK! Dan shares his Waka Flaka Flame story.
Dan faces the wrath of Steve Jobs. Will is no longer allowed at airports. All this while they're both brushing up on their Spanish, but only the important words
For this episode of keep it lite Dano goes off the rails on C4 and talks about everything and anything, Will simply enjoys the ride. It closes on the note of Dan being incredibly dumb and deleting the note on his phone with all the topics. Way to go idiot.
On this installment on the keep it lite podcast Will and Dan explore the wonders of the human body, some body parts don't get the respect they deserve.