Our Beautiful Monster

Today we talk about a special friend from the deepest depths of Dungeons & Dragons; the Gnoll! He is a friend and a boy and does NOT want to make a necklace out of your teeth.

Normally I would write something quippy here but my stomach hurts so instead I'm just going to say "It's Slime Time"

If anyone knows who invented living armor, please let us know. Caitie is still mad.

Monster Hunter Rise releases at the end of March! As a result were talking about the origin of some of the new monsters! Also spiders! This episode also contains unprofessional podcast behavior! Its a weird one.

It's Pokemon time again!! This time we count down Caitie's Top Ten Bug Pokemon! And nothing else. We are remarkably on topic for once.

Whoops! We had a bit of a mistake with our recording. We had recorded a bad episode instead of a good one! So, as our apology, here's a late upload of our Halloween episode.

In our final (for now) vampire episode, we talk about some vampires from pop culture! And, now obviously being vampire experts, we finalize our concepts for the very best vampires in the world, Grigori Pastafajoule and Chad "Chadcula" Tepes.

Space is like really really big when you think about it so like who's to say there isn't a planet out there with like Anglerfishfolks and/or big ole bugs. Bugs are neat! So are Anglerfish! The team creating Ben 10 (2005) knew that, and now here we are talking about that. Find us on Twitter!

In this episode we talk about vampires from around the world! Featuring; the Yara-Ma-Yha-Who, the Pennangalan, the Vrykolakas, the Jiangshi, the Adze, the Vetala, the Loogaroo, and Grayson's new special friend, the Dip!

I would like to apologize for a grievous mistake we made in this episode. We claimed that There are no rules in woodworking. It has come to my attention that "Measure Twice, Cut Once" is the only woodworking rule. We would like to apologize for this. Also this episode is about the Tyranids! My horrible bug boys! Find us on Twitter!

Today we talk about Alastor from Hazbin Hotel! Why? Because Caitie has worms in her brain. We also talk about Yu-gi-oh a bunch for some reason? Probably unrelated. Find us on Twitter!

This week (fortnight?) we're talking about the absolute unit, The king of the monsters, the heftiest of chonks, the outdated-est of hyperbolic memes... IT'S GODZILLA! You might not have guessed it, despite him taking up most of our cover art, but we like Godzilla. Well Grayson does anyway... Follow us on Twitter!

As we approach the Halloween season, it's finally time to tackle a big subject, vampires! Kinda lame actually. But it's really just a complicated excuse for Caitie to talk about Fate/ again. Follow us on Twitter!

There was a part of me that almost made this episode description the entire lyrics to Britney Spears's Toxic but then I remembered kinda already did that for Digimon so... this episode is a review of my favorite poison type Pokemon.

We're back from our unannounced mid-season hiatus! "you can't just have an unannounced hiatus," you say. "Why would you mid-season be after 18 episodes that seems arbitrary," you say. Don't worry about it! It's time for skeletons. (Sorry!!) Also follow us on Twitter!

Y'know when you really get right down to it the ocean is pretty dang scary. It's deep, it's dark, its full of uh... kelp. Kelp is scary. It's all green and leafy but it's not a plant? If that's not scary I don't know what is. This episode isn't about kelp though it's about like crazy whales and squids.

This time we talked about Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power! We also talked about salad for like 5 minutes but because I love you all, most of it was removed. Thanks for listening! Follow us on twitter!

Too Big is just another way to say too good. That's RIdley's opinion anyway. This episode was originally titled The Scare-o-Dactyl but I was told that was "stupid" and "barely even a pun." so here we are. Also there's some audio problems during this one so sorry about that :0.

This episode we talk about some of the monsters of the SCP foundation! Also Grayson gets angry about zombies at the end. Possibly because he's been scrombled? It's hard to say. Follow us on Twitter!

DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS CHANGE INTO DIGITAL CHAMPIONS TO SAVE THE DIGITAL WORLD This week's episode is about Digimon. Follow us on Twitter!

This episode things are completely normal and not bad! We're talking about werewolves, related manimals, and also a lot about Beastars? It's the furry episode, folks. sort of. Follow us on Twitter!

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them The best of them, tougher than leather You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle I'd rather flex my muscles Follow us on twitter --> https://twitter.com/obmonstercast

Today we talked about Dorohedoro, the horror comedy(?) manga by Q Hayashida! Recommended wine pairing for this episode: Google Image Search. Follow us on Twitter!

This time on our beautiful monster were talking about your friendly neighborhood cycloptic arachnid of considerable size! Gohma! You were thinking of a different cycloptic arachnid of considerable size? That seems unlikely to me.

It's a new decade! We are still talking about monsters. This time it's Ireland's own Cu Chulainn! Isn't that just a guy and not a monster? Well, tune in to find out. Also Follow us on Twitter!

Time is an illusion it could still be the fourth quarter you don't know. tweet tweet https://twitter.com/obmonstercast

Happy Good King Wenceslas day! Your Good King Wenceslas day gift is a new episode of The Our Beautiful Monster Non-Denominational Fourth Quarter Holiday Advent Podcast! Pretty good gift right? I threw away the receipt so you're keeping it either way. Follow The Tweeting Bird to find a magical treasure... maybe https://twitter.com/obmonstercast

The Our Beautiful Monster Non-Denominational Fourth Quarter Holiday Advent Podcast Thing continues with a discussion of how to create the perfect yeti. Or at the very least a marked improvement on the current yeti design. 55% at least, we really expect to see yeti stocks go up this quarter. Follow us on twitter (https://twitter.com/obmonstercast)

The original episode 8 is a little bit Kaput so we'e made a special Fourth Quarter Holiday Treat for ya'll! There will be four episodes uploaded between now and the end of the fourth Quarter holiday season for your listening convenience an pleasure. In this clip we try to make a case for Santa being a cryptid, but end up talking about TV shows instead. Enjoy?

Hey do you like One Piece? Let me tell you about One Piece. There's fishmen in it. Some of them are pirates! Follow us on Twitter!

Have you ever wanted to listen to an exhausted biology student ramble unedited about crocodile conservation? What do you mean no? Uh oh. (psst come look at this bird twitter.com/obmonstercast )

Wow this one took a bit huh? (Thanks for your patience..) Anyway, it's Mewtwo time! If you didn't know Mewtwo's competitive history is actually very interesting. So in ge- (Follow us on Twitter ;> https://twitter.com/obmonstercast)

Grayson's computer broke! Caitie takes this mini episode to ramble a bit about some non-monster characters that are still sort of monstery? You know. Find us on Twitter!

Today we talked about Venom (2018), a good bad movie about goo. Also... anime Charlton Heston? That can't be right. Find us on twitter!

On this episode of Our Beautiful Monster we talk about those wacky hybrid dinos from Jurrassic World! Is this episode super long because the dinosaurs are super big? M-maybe... why do you ask?

This Episode is about the majestic centaur. Horse is bad, man is bad, Centaur is good? we'll see. Alsothere'sswearsinthisoneoops

This time on Our Beautiful monster we talk about Bowser! He's pretty famous, you've probably heard of him. He was in that movie one time? Yknow, Bowser!

The first episode of Our Beautiful Monster is all about the monsters we like most, Greed(FMA) and Brachydios(Monster Hunter)! It's pretty neat y'all.