Shark Tells: A Movie Review Podcast

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS! We wanted to do it last year....we wanted to do it in July.....BUT IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR A HOLIDAY EPISODE! Join us as we watch Santa Jaws and sing way too many songs.

WE'RE BACK B*TCHES. Welcome to Season 2. Today we're talking about BDE and some sort of COVID variant that comes from....Sharks? Honestly, just have a headphone warning because we forgot how sensitive the mics are. Enjoy...or not?

What is a wingy dingy? Tune in this week to hear us talk about the continuation of the Dana's neighbors saga....I mean the Halle Berry film – Darktide. We introduce our new rating system, talk a lot about why Jeff shouldn't be called Jeff, and we have another sister/wife/mother situation. This one's a doozy.

What are we eating this time? What scene are we on? How many times did we have to pause? Join us as we become part of Dom Toretto's familia in our live watch-through of The Fast and The Furious. We reference this franchise in almost every episode, so we figured it was about time that we watched this movie for you! An absolute 10/10. Every damn time. Catch the whole franchise on HBO Max while it's there!

Is it raining? Join us as we rank our first 20 movies on the one-year anniversary of the first episode of Shark Tells!

Which Camp Rock character are you? Wait...wrong movie. Listen as we watch the second film in the Sharknado series, "The Second One."

What is Dana's neighbor up to this time? What is a cloaca (sorry D, I had to)? Tune in as we go through the third and final film in the DBS trilogy!

Will Dana's neighbor ever clean up the poo? How many former-adult film stars is too many? We gave this film a 1/10. Join us as we review Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre!

Did the octopus eat the shark or nah? Come along on our watch of Sharktopus – the first in the mockbuster series!

Who are you, Scott Patrick? Why are you, Scott Patrick? We need answers! This week we dive into the $300 CAD hit, Ouija Shark. We gave this one a 0/10 – even though the powers of the occult were tugging on our heartstrings. What do you think?

How many Werthers do we eat per episode? We finally recorded the long-anticipated review of Sharknado. We gave this dumpster fire a 2.5/10. What do you think?

Is Mike home? Did Dana just create this sexy shower scene or was it actually in the movie? We gave summer blockbuster The Meg a 7/10...listen and let us know what you think! We also started a Patreon! Check out the link in our IG bio for more information.

*Headphone Warning* Why doesn't Dana ever finish her stories? We're coming at ya with a new episode on the true-story-based Open Water. Honestly, it sucks, but we don't so listen to the episode.

**Headphone Warning** They didn't call it The Deep Blue Seaquel, and that's all you have to know. Listen to us absolutely shred this middle installment in the Deep Blue Sea Trilogy – and get ready to hear about pizza dip, funny fingers, and our newest obsession: PopCorners.

**Headphone Warning** Can you hear bagpipes? Why would you ignore the Coast Guard? Listen to us discuss Josh Duhamel....uhhh I mean this shark week special movie. Based on true events!

Can you hear the bagpipes? How much do you want to bet that A has a gnarly scar? We really don't talk about this absolute dumpster fire of a movie too much, but trust us, it's worth it. RIP Alex Trebek. Headphone Warning

Does Dana know how to breathe? How easy is it to get Dana and Aiyana off topic? Listeners beware, we had some major tech difficulties with this episode and half of it will be Dana commenting over top of our pre-recorded audio. On top of that, this movie wasn't even splash worthy with a 0/10 on the Shark Tooth scale.

What is the purpose of one flipper? How do you sleep while floating on half of a boogie board? This week we dive into our first movie based on a true story! This movie got a pathetic 1/10, what do you think?

What songs did LL Cool J write for this movie? Say WHAT?! Bigger. Smarter. Faster. Meaner. Follow along with our journey through the deep blue sea.

Is it Hooper or Hopper? Join us as we conclude our special two-part episode on JAWS.

What are Buster Brown's? This week we talk about the movie that started it all: JAWS!!!!! You'll be hearing the familiar "dun-dun" and plenty of side stories, Tune in on Thursday for Part 2!

What is a douchezizzle? Who knows. Find out on this episode about one of the worst shark movies of all time.

Stephen? Sully? Famous seagull? This week we're covering the Blake Lively hit "The Shallows." *read with sarcasm* We deep dive into shark behavior and sing a lot of songs. Every time you hear Dana eating popcorn/cheese, take a drink. Make sure you wear both headphones, we're still figuring out our audio.

What's a lake? What's a bayou? Can they connect? We still don't know...We finally got a new mic! Still working out the kinks with our audio, so volume may vary. New drinking game: take a drink every time Aiyana says "at this point."

Crevasse? Crevice? Trench? Headphone Users Beware... In this episode we discuss the predecessor to our first episode movie: 47 Meters Down...caged.

What is a lagoon? We answer this and more questions on our review of 47 Meters Down: UNCAGED. What will be our rating on our first every shark movie review?

Meet your hosts Dana & Aiyana of Shark Tells!