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Tune in for another excellent episode where we discuss the most relevant topics to your life! Those being wrestling, junior government role-play, and convertible car owner stereotypes. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

After months away, the crew finally delivers the episode you've all been waiting for. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in this week for all the latest in personal enhancements, bathroom traditions, and elimination of all bad thoughts. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ever wonder about Anne Bancroft, the movie Antz, or very nice smells? Well we cover them all in this brand-spankin-new episode of the pod. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week the Slazoom Crew is back with culinary critiques and dangerous lakeside encounters. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Come let the Slazoom crew distract you from the monotony of your daily life, which has been in no way turned upside down by the Patriot's loss of Tom Brady (or a global pandemic). Tune in for some hot tips on how to handle the end-times as well as an update on Ethan's evolving racist tendencies. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in this week as the gang discusses the most pressing issues of the day, ranging from PAP smears to dog fighting. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The OG crew of the didgeridoo return this week with a brand new sponsor and advice on how to store fruit. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Listen in this week for some bathroom life-hacks, international crimes, and our thoughts on women and men around the world failing to give Satan the respect he deserves. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The crew is back this week for some enlightening conversation on all your favorite topics, ranging from Dippin' Dots to Diva Cups. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Listen in this week for some enlightening discussion about the trials of Winnie the Pooh, Harry Potter special editions, and catching the Early-bird special at Helms Deep. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in this week for unusal athleticwear, a story about a plane, and Caleb's sweaty ancestors. All this and your best prep for the new season of Game of Thrones is here in the newest ever episode of the Slazoom Podcast! Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in this week for the tale of Ol' Cowboy Tanglebush and his bouncy journey across the prairie. As well as some hot takes on Thanksgiving, Santa, and The Hobbit movies. Hobbit Review mentioned in the pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRUQ-RKfUs Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in this week as the gang regails you with tales of grand theft penny, skipping social obligations to prepare for a siege, and arson via river logs. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Listen this week for an in depth description of Ethan's childhood bedroom as well as visits to US state capitals and unacceptably bad school lunches. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This time we have a group therapy session to deal with sad football, Colin talks about his failed career in hair design, and we have our inagural installment of "The Norm of the Rings". Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us this week as Colin confesses about his youthful tryst with Raichu. Afterwards, Caleb complains about Frodo's ineptness as a ringbearer. We end with some discussion on the new Doctor and her sexy companion. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ethan gives a long meandering rant about lightning while the rest of the crew tries to change the subject. Later, we expose Dumbledore for the monster he is, and finally force each other to defend the most indefensible quotes from movies and song lyrics. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The crew returns this week with some hard hitting commentary on subjects ranging from Tolkien, to late night biking adventures, to Bill Cosby, and back to Tolkien again. Tune in for all of this and more! Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The crew gets together this week to talk again about some of the most pressing issues of the day such as unreigned farm animals, unneccesary ghost armies, and the lastest chapter of the bestselling series about Samuel. Music Credits: Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week The Slazoom Earth Protection Force is fully powered up and ready to take on the world with tales of rodent murder, racist comedians, and fleeing from the disabled. Tune in for all this, and more! Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tune in to the world's leading podcast this week for hot takes on medicinal parasites, summoning ancient corn gods, and the time Lich King Kurt Cobain was on The Apprentice. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Once again, there is no stopping the juggernaught of the podding world as the crew returns to regale your ears with answers to all of your most burning questions, including: which cartoon characters does Colin share lunch with every day? Does Caleb spent any quality time around windmills? And, perhaps most pressing of all, can Ethan find any new and exciting ways to indulge his faschist tendencies. Oh, also, here is a plug for Ethan's new song. Look into Her Heart (... or don't. It's a free country.) Music Credits: Ether Disco by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Slazoom is back again with more insightful takes on a plethora of topics ranging from elderly nudists and country music to Gimli's missing box and Boy Scout bugling. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week the might of the whole Slazoom crew crushes your puny intellect with deep and insightful takes on the longest-lived objects in the universe, the most hopeless fandoms, and advanced bathroom maneuvers. We end with a dramatic reading of Here's Looking at Q. Here's Looking at Q music is Space X-plorers by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The dudes are back this week to discuss the purpose of planting turnips, after which we take a deep dive into some transplanted organs. Other topics include the ascension of Stephen Hawking, "Fake News" LOTR, and more! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

After trimming the fat from the Slazoom Crew, Caleb, Ethan, and Sarah are back to deliver the hard hitting news and commentary you've come to expect from the world's second worst podcast. This week, we discuss peanut butter, some of our favorite movies, and the great turtle apocalypse. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This episode, brought to you one of our favorite ways one's body betrays itself, abounds with classic Slazoom material including history, celebrity impersonations, and original musical numbers. Tune in this week for all of this and more! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this episode Ethan and Caleb talk through their close encounters of the clown variety. Then, Sarah talks about some saucy interactions at the bowling alley. Finally, Ethan gives a pitch for a new product on sale at Info-Wars now! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week on the Slazoom Podcast we discuss unconventional methods of using methamphetamine, the Kennedy assassination, and distasteful instances of method acting. Story of Samuel Music is River of Io by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're back this week to discuss annoying P.O.S. machines, bananas, and close encounters of the Ricketts kind. We also delve deep into the Wiki-hole and premiere the new cross-over series taking the country by storm: The Harry Rain-Cage Book. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The triumphant return of the Slazoom Podcast brings you all the latest in landscaping neo-nazis, horny cats, and turd-burgling elephants. Listen this week for all this, and more! Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're back from a short haitus to bring you all the best in having to discard one's underwear, classic reich-porn, and famous coffee pots. All this and more in the latest, greatest, episode of Slazoom!! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We recount some stories about embarrassing gaseous discharges. Ethan tells a harrowing tale of listening to the Moody Blues, and we try our hands at some "structured content". Finally, we reveal just what the ghost of Walt Disney has been up to over the last half century. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The crew gives their commentary on the Alabama senate race, while doubling down on their love of children. Topics also include, doggy doughnuts, Colin's post-coital catch-phrase, and, finally, the voyage of the Nina, the Pinta, and the Nacho Grande. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

On our greatest episode to date, we dive into the consequences of finding teeth in unexpected places. Ethan prepares for an interview while the rest of us do a bit of research related to marsupial milk. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Back from our short hiatus, we detail our thoughts on post-sodomy defecation. Next Caleb, dreams about having his very own pet jockey, and we all think deeply about what we would do with a sudden windfall of cold, hard, cash. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this episode we discuss our adoration of Johnny Knoxville's acting ability. We follow up with the inaugural installation of the "Squirrel Minute". Finally, to keep Caleb from talking about a boring podcast, Colin just leaves. Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We read a few one-star reviews of national memorials, followed by Caleb's plans of rocking the "Superbowl Shuffle" from BEYOND THE GRAVE! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Hello Reader! This week we are joined by our friend Mike! We discuss the military impact of croc-allies, and ideal techniques for dealing with them when they inevitably double-cross you. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Sarah talks about some personal experiences involving a U-lock, while Colin tells tales of self-impalement. We all express how we really feel about thieves. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week we discuss some of the finer points of Tolkien linguistics as applied to cat names, and Caleb fulfills his solumn vow to bring you, dear listener, the cooking show nobody asked for. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ethan has fallen behind on his beauty sleep and decides to make it up on the podcast. The rest of us soldier on and discuss all of the latest news in grasshopper goings-on, as well as fly infestations and some shady motels we've stayed in. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ethan, who has always had a bone to pick with the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr., tells us about his childhood time-traveling capers to keep MLK from propogating his genes. We also have our weekly grasshopper corner and try to take back the N word. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Listen in this week for even more grasshopper stories. We recall some of our favorite childhood "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, and discuss our grand aspirations to be not the world's worst podcast, but perhaps the world's second worst podcast. Finally, we give a film review and perform the latest installment in the story of Samuel. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Story of Samuel Music is Myst on the Moor by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Listen this week to learn the dramatic fate of Purdy the chicken. We discuss the total eclipse and Colin recalls his high-speed chase of a gap in the clouds. Finally, we reveal our true feelings about the Confederate Battle Flag. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ethan extolls the virtues of the self-tapping screw, while Caleb tells a long, rambling story about the trials of his high-school science fair, and Colin elaborates on the art of railroad tie destruction. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We are joined this week by Paulo, of 9-11 fame, as well as gay Sara. Topics include favorite bird, accidental bladder evacuation, and affected accents. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ethan educates us on the different varieties of fleas, Caleb confesses his fear of the Ghostwriter bubble-gum monster. Sarah swears revenge upon Sunny the bird. Overall, I'd give this episode a C+. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Caleb explains his technique for repelling dementors. Meanwhile, Ethan, now an aspiring cannibal, has aquired an additional Sarah in his household, and Colin's voice has become weak and distant, like a tiny tiny baby. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Our first guest comes on to bring a fresh perspective to the classic Slazoom topics of White Castle, circumcision, and blood-letting. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/