Terrible

Caden's audio quality is pretty darn bad, we recorded this back in February, and we talk about horses a lot. But hey, it wouldn't be the Terrible you know and love without those things! Talking points include: Making a profitable business out of inheriting a bunch of wax sculptures, the perfume industry's obsession with horses, a brand new ad segment, Caden's incredible skill at knowing real race horse names, and Mickey Mouse's infiltration of the U.S. government.

It's season 2 baybeee! Which doesn't actually mean anything, but we just think it's kinda fun. Talking points include: BIG season 2 changes, reviving the humble blimp, how cardboard makes you sweaty, inventing the hot new internet aesthetic that Teens can't stop posting about, and giving some constructive criticism to the developers of the human body.

Bah humbug! We're turning holiday cheer into holiday jeer, it's a special holiday episode of Terrible! Talking points include: Michael Bublé's "artistic" choices, the introduction of the Christmas Cannon, Netflix stealing our movie idea, and Santa's dramatic fall from grace. This is the season 1 finale of Terrible! Season 2 is coming soon!

Caden actually did research for his topics this week and honestly? Maybe it was too much research. Oh well, get ready to learn WAY more about truck nuts than you ever cared to. Other talking points include: creating the perfect dating app, how Catdog goes to the bathroom, and the hot new look that ALL the celebs are wearing: Slime.

Our first in-person recording of Terrible! The audio quality may be bad, but so is figuring out how much eye contact to make with each other. Talking points include: Humans acting like literal animals, reaching out to some missed connections, Indiana Jones basically being Scrooge McDuck, and another trip to The Ball Zone.

The U.S.A. is gone. Born from the rubble, a new society emerges. Long live the Dewnited States of America. Talking points include: hyper specific t-shirts, a mascot brought to you by the people with all of your phone's metadata, what Macklemore is up to these days, the best way to clean your butt, and oh gosh this hotel room was supposed to have 2 beds but there's only 1? Guess we'll have to share?? Is that cool with you??

This episode isn't late, you're just early! In this episode Paddington invades every movie you know and love. There is no escape from the raincoat bear. Other talking points include: abolishing the wind, boobin' burger ads, the concept of guilty pleasures, hottest Star Wars villains, and Rachel introduces her first reoccurring segment!

We really let our creativity shine in this one. Don't worry, it won't happen again. Talking points include: Taco Bell poetry, really good and funny would you rather questions, creating the only good movie, CLOWNS, and helping Kodak get their mojo back.

In this one we tell you the Truth about the moon landing. That's right, we're a facts podcast now. No jokes, just truth. Talking points include: resurrecting Elvis, becoming Harry Styles to win reality TV, mascots who are a little too friendly, berating our audience, and Caden's Halloween mistake.

Sorry that this one is so late y'all, Caden started a new job and Rachel had a birthday so stuff has been hectic! We're going to go back to our every other Monday upload schedule now though. Talking points of this weeks episode include: The new hero who will save the Marvel franchise, the dream Hooters crew, Disneyland horrors, everyone's favorite museum owl, and of course, Lil Jimmy Bean Pants himself.

We spend a lot of time talking about butts and kangaroo reproduction in this one, so sorry about that. Other talking points include: Ordering a beer, autocorrect blunders, Tony the Tiger's big Italian family, and Caden takes us to the Ball Zone.

Another episode with the word "dream" in the title? Sure, why not? Talking points include: the perfect engine sound, off-topic food bloggers, baby talk, fixing golf, going full cyborg, and the Duracell bunny hive mind.

This is Terrible! A lighthearted show to help us unpack the things we love to hate and hate to love. Talking points include: getting scammed by dogs, questionable toothbrushes, American Ninja Warrior, what the Teens are up to these days, and the eldritch horrors that are McDonald's mascots.