The Jaymeson Tapes

New Editor Allen here! Sorry about the break. We missed you. We love you. We know you gotta have the funky funk. Take a few Altoids, pour yourself a drink, and join us for Blue Sunshine: a movie based on true events...kinda. Not really.

Part of the recording for the viewing got corrupted again, but I was able to save the most important part. I've been putting off editing this episode; not because the movie was bad or the experience was bad, quite the opposite. It's just a very, very bleak movie. Next time something a bit more light. - AbysmiiSupport us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

These episodes take forever to edit. But it was worth it for the unadulterated dead-horse beating we did to one particular joke. Kaela guest stars on our viewing of a movie we knew we'd love but wanted to watch anyway because it's a fun trippy nightmare. Go watch this movie, seriously.Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

Hi everyone, editor Abysmii here. No commentary track because it got corrupted, thanks Craig. You AI dickhole.Anyway, this movie was really fun and don't let how confused we were when trying to explain the plot throw you off. Go watch it, it's short and a really fun ride. I would very much try this drink we made up too. I don't know why I like these weird French movies so much. I don't even like French as a language. I do know that I spent a week draining my crawlspace because of the record atmospheric rivers we had in California. FUN TIMES.I've trying out more non-alcoholic craft beer lately to ward off cerosis a bit longer so we can keep bringing you these episodes. A lot of the, are really good! It's still fun to have actual alcohol when you are out and about of course.Okay, personal anecdotes over. We have cool stuff going up on the Patreon, so please consider supporting us there, even if just for a dollar. https://www.patreon.com/creativehorror/posts

It's finally here. The episode you didn't know about but did know it was a month late because Abysmii had too much BS to work on. This episode is a strange yin and yang. On the one hand, it was one of the best recording experiences we've ever had. On the other hand, it was an insurmountable mountain of editing. I actually had to start over at one point because the file got corrupted. SO MUCH FUN. This episode is over feature length, probably the longest we've ever done. If it sounds like there are a lot of cuts to the viewing, it's because there are! And that's not even a third of what I originally selected, but only so many can make it in. This movie is a 90s fever dream and I went a little insane putting this together, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's hoping the next one is easier on me oh wait I just remembered what the next one is god damnit.

Editor Abysmii here. No, we don't have a movie, we have a series to talk about! Twisted Metal is a cool video game series no one but millennials remember. Now it's a TV show! Guns, cars, guns on cars, cars that are guns! But no seriously, it is a cool show and you should watch it. Also, keen listeners will be hearing double for a brief moment. Leave a comment with a time stamp so we farm that sick engagement, fam. I'm not drunk, I'm just tired. DbD has Chucky now. He actually looks really fun and I wish I still played but then I sit down and turn on Let's Plays instead. Oh well. Oh right, MAJOR PATREON CHANGES. Check out the Discord for details. BYE.

If no "O bother," then why bother?

Allen and Abysmii complain about mold and abestos and then talk about other things that aren't the movie.

The Nickelodeon one is the best one.

Larry was phone.

A bonus episode.

Allen and Abysmii encounter the Deadly Spawn.

lol, it's the title. - Abysmii

Allen and Abysmii discover their new killer style.

Allen and Abysmii finally watch The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

What are we talking about? Oh, right. Marble Hornets.

Allen and Abysmii join CM Punk for some home renovations.

Allen and Abysmii become the Maniac, Elijah Wood, while looking for love in New Yorkfornia, Toronto.

Allen and Abysmii take a look into the void.

Allen and Abysmii join a rookie cop for their first and last shift.

Allen and Abysmii are left dissatisfied with their chopping experience.

Allen and Abysmii get edged by “Steve Meltingman” for an hour and 24 minutes.

Thoroughly drunk, Allen and Aby stammer their way through discussing a WWE film from 2006, See No Evil.

Allen and Abysmii learn the ups and downs of parenting with the Grendel.

Don't speak it. Don't watch it. But give us more Larry.

Two friends who love to drink and watch movies together have a moment with a spider.

Somewhere between The west coast and the mid west of the United States the following recordings were uncovered by the authorities, hidden in an aged oak barrel. The contents of those recordings would prove shocking to anyone who dared listen to them.Okay, not really. This podcast is a booze-driven consumption of cinema. Tape upon tape, bottle after bottle, Allen and Abysmii pore over films while pouring out exquisite spirits. Together, they discuss and dissect the good, the bad, and the ‘Spider Room moments' of horror cinema and sum it all up with a (potentially dubious) cocktail. Grab a glass of something good, kill the lights, and join them each month for… THE JAYMESON TAPES.