The Jaymeson Tapes

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This podcast is a booze-driven consumption of cinema. Tape upon tape, bottle after bottle, Allen and Abysmii pore over films while pouring out exquisite spirits. Together, they discuss and dissect the good, the bad, and the ‘Spider Room moments’ of horror

Creative Horror


    • Oct 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 49m AVG DURATION
    • 27 EPISODES


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    EP 25 Blue Sunshine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 65:00


    New Editor Allen here! Sorry about the break. We missed you. We love you. We know you gotta have the funky funk. Take a few Altoids, pour yourself a drink, and join us for Blue Sunshine: a movie based on true events...kinda. Not really.

    Ep 24 Where Evil Lurks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2024


    Part of the recording for the viewing got corrupted again, but I was able to save the most important part. I've been putting off editing this episode; not because the movie was bad or the experience was bad, quite the opposite. It's just a very, very bleak movie. Next time something a bit more light. - AbysmiiSupport us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

    Ep 23 Beyond the Black Rainbow

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024


    These episodes take forever to edit. But it was worth it for the unadulterated dead-horse beating we did to one particular joke. Kaela guest stars on our viewing of a movie we knew we'd love but wanted to watch anyway because it's a fun trippy nightmare. Go watch this movie, seriously.Support us via Patreon: patreon.com/creativehorror

    Ep 22 Blood Machines

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024


    Hi everyone, editor Abysmii here. No commentary track because it got corrupted, thanks Craig. You AI dickhole.Anyway, this movie was really fun and don't let how confused we were when trying to explain the plot throw you off. Go watch it, it's short and a really fun ride. I would very much try this drink we made up too. I don't know why I like these weird French movies so much. I don't even like French as a language. I do know that I spent a week draining my crawlspace because of the record atmospheric rivers we had in California. FUN TIMES.I've trying out more non-alcoholic craft beer lately to ward off cerosis a bit longer so we can keep bringing you these episodes. A lot of the, are really good! It's still fun to have actual alcohol when you are out and about of course.Okay, personal anecdotes over. We have cool stuff going up on the Patreon, so please consider supporting us there, even if just for a dollar. https://www.patreon.com/creativehorror/posts

    EP 21 Kazaam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024


    It's finally here. The episode you didn't know about but did know it was a month late because Abysmii had too much BS to work on. This episode is a strange yin and yang. On the one hand, it was one of the best recording experiences we've ever had. On the other hand, it was an insurmountable mountain of editing. I actually had to start over at one point because the file got corrupted. SO MUCH FUN. This episode is over feature length, probably the longest we've ever done. If it sounds like there are a lot of cuts to the viewing, it's because there are! And that's not even a third of what I originally selected, but only so many can make it in. This movie is a 90s fever dream and I went a little insane putting this together, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's hoping the next one is easier on me oh wait I just remembered what the next one is god damnit.

    EP20 Twisted Metal

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023


    Editor Abysmii here. No, we don't have a movie, we have a series to talk about! Twisted Metal is a cool video game series no one but millennials remember. Now it's a TV show! Guns, cars, guns on cars, cars that are guns! But no seriously, it is a cool show and you should watch it. Also, keen listeners will be hearing double for a brief moment. Leave a comment with a time stamp so we farm that sick engagement, fam. I'm not drunk, I'm just tired. DbD has Chucky now. He actually looks really fun and I wish I still played but then I sit down and turn on Let's Plays instead. Oh well. Oh right, MAJOR PATREON CHANGES. Check out the Discord for details. BYE.

    EP19 Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 36:26


    If no "O bother," then why bother?

    EP18 Gonjiam Haunted Asylum

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2023 40:16


    Allen and Abysmii complain about mold and abestos and then talk about other things that aren't the movie.

    EP17 VHS 99

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 31:28


    The Nickelodeon one is the best one.

    EP16 SKINAMARINK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 40:14


    Larry was phone.

    Darkly Undercooked Jaymeson Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 91:11


    A bonus episode.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP15 Deadly Spawn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2023 35:23


    Allen and Abysmii encounter the Deadly Spawn.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP14 APRIL FOOL'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023


    lol, it's the title. - Abysmii

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP13 Deer Skin

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 44:03


    Allen and Abysmii discover their new killer style.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP12 The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 49:18


    Allen and Abysmii finally watch The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP11 Marble Hornets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 49:18


    What are we talking about? Oh, right. Marble Hornets.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP10 Girl on The Third Floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 40:13


    Allen and Abysmii join CM Punk for some home renovations.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP09 Maniac 2013

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 41:45


    Allen and Abysmii become the Maniac, Elijah Wood, while looking for love in New Yorkfornia, Toronto.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP08 The Void

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 51:25


    Allen and Abysmii take a look into the void.

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    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP07 Last Shift

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 59:13


    Allen and Abysmii join a rookie cop for their first and last shift.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP06 Chopping Mall

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 59:12


    Allen and Abysmii are left dissatisfied with their chopping experience.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP05 The Incredible Melting Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 66:56


    Allen and Abysmii get edged by “Steve Meltingman” for an hour and 24 minutes.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP04 See No Evil

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 54:55


    Thoroughly drunk, Allen and Aby stammer their way through discussing a WWE film from 2006, See No Evil.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP03 Lamb

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 52:46


    Allen and Abysmii learn the ups and downs of parenting with the Grendel.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP 02 The Bye Bye Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 60:45


    Don't speak it. Don't watch it. But give us more Larry.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - EP 01 Bloody Pit of Horror

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 66:11


    Two friends who love to drink and watch movies together have a moment with a spider.

    The Jaymeson Tapes - Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 3:02


    Somewhere between The west coast and the mid west of the United States the following recordings were uncovered by the authorities, hidden in an aged oak barrel. The contents of those recordings would prove shocking to anyone who dared listen to them.Okay, not really. This podcast is a booze-driven consumption of cinema. Tape upon tape, bottle after bottle, Allen and Abysmii pore over films while pouring out exquisite spirits. Together, they discuss and dissect the good, the bad, and the ‘Spider Room moments' of horror cinema and sum it all up with a (potentially dubious) cocktail. Grab a glass of something good, kill the lights, and join them each month for… THE JAYMESON TAPES.

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