Hey Groovy Guys, Groovy Gals! Hop on board, and take a far-out trip back to the 70's through My stories, lists, and maybe, just maybe, a little fun. So, buckle up Boys and Girls! Grab that bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, some grass, and let's get Trippin'!
1) Schererville, In.2) Moving3) Hammond, In.4) New Schools5) Sports6) First Job7) First Girlfriend
Far out, Man! We've got another Podcast! This week, We are going to count down...umm...what the heck are We counting down again, Rose?! Stupid Rock bands, You idiot! Oh yeah! The debut records from the U.K.!1: Bad Company/ Bad Company2: Motorhead/ Motorhead3: The Police/ Outlandos d'mour4: Rush/ Rush5: AC/DC/ High Voltage6: Sex Pistols/ never mind The Bollocks, Here Are The Sex Pistols7: Black Sabbath/ Black Sabbath
Far out, Man! It's My.... It's My....ummmm. Oh yeah! It's My fifth Podcast!We did it, Rose! We made it to five!We, My ass! I didn't have anything to do with that stupid podcast.But, you helped with...with...ummmm. Just give me the list of the best American debut albums!Why?Because, I said so! That's why!Fine!#7: Meatloaf/ Bat Out Of Hell#6: The Cars/ The Cars#5: Boston/ Boston#4: Ramones/ The Ramones#3: Lynyrd Skynyrd/ Pronounced Lynrd Skynyrd#2: Van Halen/ Van Halen#1 Band Of Gypsys/ Band Of Gypsys
Far out! It's our...our...um..how many podcasts have I done so far, Rose?! Three you dumb ass! This is your fourth one, stupid!WOW! You gotta admit, that's pretty dam cool, Rose!The hell I do! Clean the bathroom! Then, I'll be impressed!But, what about all of the listeners from around the World? Rose, You gotta be impressed with that!Impressed with what?! 1) You Braggin' To Your Friends About Your Christmas Presents?2) or, Kill The Guy With The Football?3) or how You Built An Igloo From Shoveling Snow?4) Going Sledding! 5) Spending The Night With Your Cousins At Grandma's In Dalton?6) Listening To The Top 100 On WLS In Chicago ON New Year's Eve?7) or Watching some stupid College Football Bowl Games On New Year's Day?Who gives a Dam about any of that crap?!I do, and so does everyone else who had similar experiences growing up in the 70's!So, there!
Far out, Man! We did another Podcast! Right Rose...Rose? What now?!I was just telling everyone about this week's episode, and I can't find the list with the names!It's under Your stupid bowl of cereal...dumbass!Thanks! I got it righ...shit! I just spilled milk all over it! What are the top seven names again, Rose?!Dammit, Craig! I wish You'd get Your head out Your ass for once in Your life!7 is Wheaties!6 is Franken Berries!5 is Grape-Nuts Flakes!4 is Golden Grahams!3 is freakin Fruity Pebbles!2 is Super Sugar Smacks!And Your # 1 Cereal is Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries!Did you get that?!Get what?Never mind.
Far out, Man! It's another...ummmm, what was I doing again, Rose? Another stupid podcast!About what?It's about some dam movies no one cares about!Cool...wait, what were the movies, again?Really? You forgot already!? Dang it, Craig! Write it down this time!Alright already! Just give me the dam names!Would You shut up so I can give you the dam names!7. is 'ROLLERBALL'6. is freakin 'CONVOY'5. 'MEATBALLS' like your dam brain!4. is 'WHITE LIGHTNING'3. is what I'd like to give you every dam day! 'A FIST FULL OF DYNOMITE' 2. 'THE LORDS OF FLATBUSH' what the hell kind of name is that for a dam movie?Shut up and just give me the last one, dammit!Fine!1. it's '1941' dumbass!
Far out, Man! I made a podcast! And, it's about.....ummmmm.Hey Rose, what the hell am I doing again?You're making a dam podcast!What's it about again?It's about Your stupid childhood!Oh Yeah, I almost forgot! Right on!You're such an idiot...