The Royal We

It's our big 200th episode and we celebrate by unloading as much nonsense as possible! We've got people trapped inside reality TV, we ponder the ugliest thing ever, we got Ringdingers, physical retribution, vanishing penises, lightening rounds, and what to do if you suspect your granddaughter has been on a thief boat and tons more! Thanks to everyone who has stuck it out for 200 sodes! We love ya baby!

Sam and Nate are back this week talking about some listener submitted headlines. They talk about constipated creatures, if animals desired to get swole, how shop teachers felt like they existed off the grid, anthropomorphic cannibal pigs, and more. Wiggle wine!

Sam and Nate are blabbin about scammin chicks for B-Day presents, mobster YouTubers, the Sausage Tamperer is moving up in the world, some good ol' fashioned jibber jabber and a lot more.

Unprecedented times call for unprecedented conversations. Sam and Nate talk about the UFOs, the Israeli Space Man, Usain Bolts insane hobby and basically cover zero real news.

Its all about animals this week as Sam and Nate talk about dirty ol' dog billboards, strangely specific Italian wild boar attacks, some nonsense about breathing out our butts and a lot more. Oh, and There needs to be more people getting exploded on Tik Tok

Sam and Nate are back and going deep into the Sex Goo drawer and lump up some lines with talks about thrupples, getting down with some Elmo, more muscle man sex doll news, a company that allows a lot of "me time" and more!

Sam and Luke get to talking about the rise of UFOs in the news, murderous sub shops, Nate gets lost at the store and lot's and lot's of fast food news!

A couple throwback clips to when we discovered an up and coming fellow podcaster...? Informational guru? Something... But he knows what he knows.

The last of the old bonus sodes where we try some bad impressions, and go deep on ways to mad science animals... too deep!

Another bonus episode from the vaults! We keep this one nice and fluffy! All sorts of Goof Grease, crazy stories and headlines in here for ya! And since its a bonus sode, we dont have to follow the rules! Swag!

Another rare bonus episode from our Patreon days. We talk about joke bath bombs, give some updates on the Vampire scare in Africa and the head transplant dude, and Sam lays down some truth.

Join Sam and Nate (and Zack lurking nearby) for an off the rails old "Bonus Episode" from our Patreon days. Only a privileged handful have ever heard of it... UNTIL NOW!

Enjoy this clip from a never released episode where Sam invents the best product jingle ever and Nate accidentally makes fun of the blind. We're sorry.

It's the Great Cast in the Sky.

Heads up folks, this is a bit of a weird one. We bounce all over the place as we talk goofs and take stances. From selling lizard penis as mystical mountain roots to why plastic isn't your fault, hop on in and let's go for a ride!

Sam and Nate are back discussing the worst way to do insurance fraud, George Clooney cat poops, and a lot of jibber-jabber. Oh, and move over Prada, ethically sourced human spine bags are the new thing.

Sam and Nate are back again this week to talk about tattooed cats, Gary Buseys Pet Judge, the ultimate test of love and a whole lot more.

We are joined this week by commander of the Grease Aussie Luke to talk about Cannibal Sandwiches, powerful feet, lost Civil War re-enactment Cracker Barrel roosters, and a lot more!

It's overflowing with grease this week as we suck on drunken nonsense, fatso terrorists, animal hoarders, cocaine hippos and more. Oh, and there's a new way to measure cats.

We get into a lot of nonsense this week folks. Psychic Russian dolphins. Bird art critics. Are old animals starting to figure everything out? Who knows? And we revisit an old topic when we learn that spinach may be smarter than we think...

Well we learned our lesson and are back to format this week blabbin about people cheating on their sex dolls, dinosaur butt-holes, killer orgasms, and a lot more. Oh and some listener submitted headlines!

This is a weird one folks. We threw out the formula and just made our own grease this week. Lots of stories, tangents, goofing off, and all around nonsense. Oh, and a big ass list of porno names to round it out. We hope its entertainment.

Sam and Nate are back and this one gets a little weird. Weird headlines. Weird stories. People trapped in houses. People marrying stuff. And more banter. Banter galore.

Sam and Nate are back this week with all new grease and talking about sex in the time of Rona, new sex holes, and we learn all the things people got stuck up their rectums last year. Hold on to your butts...

Sam and Nate get real chatty as they scrape out the last of the grease that was hiding in the drawers. From The Wienermobile to KFC high jinks to Party Trolls and everything in between. Oh, and did they find Aladdin's lamp? Spoiler alert: Nope.

Sam and Nate are closing out the year by closing out the drawers! Crazy stalkers, poisonous teachers, unusually strong ladies, and all the cat blood you can steal. It's not as dark as it sounds folks. It's pretty stupid.

Sam and Nate are still systematically clearing out the grease drawers and get to talking about how the Juggalos are beating the system, drunk turkeys, penguin erectors, and yet even more robot sex talk. Gobble gobble!

Sam and Nate are on a mission to clear out some more drawers this week as they talk about the Forehead Man, teledildonic pandemic robot sex, the worlds worst happy hour and more. Oh, and stop being naked, you're scaring the wildlife!

Sam and Nate are emptying out some drawers this week as they plow through the grease like a Fox anchor that doesn't believe in germs, folks getting egg blasted, licorice will kill ya, and remember CD's?

Sam and Nate are back on the 50th anniversary of the exploding whale to talk about forgetting faces, Russian jet fueled bears, fan submissions and a lot more. It's a greasy one folks!

Sam and Nate are talking some nonsense about expensive dog farts, palm reading shenanigans, fraud of the avian variety and a lot more!

Sam and Nate are back this week goofing about killer cocks, robot hands, disturbing Twinkies, Russian jug juice and a lot more. They also ask the question, Why are people so ready to mess with their donkers?

Sam and Nate are presented with a lot of thick Russian grease this week as they talk about Russian planets, mosquito tornadoes, sausage kings and a lot more. Oh, and Oreo has a doomsday vault for some reason.

Sam and Nate are back this week to chew the goofs on forced Floridian exorcisms, butt rovers, the mystery of some scissors in the head, dino buttholes, and why can't Santa be vaccinated?

Sam and Nate are back for what was supposed to be a super spooky sode that went south real quick with ghost 3-ways, transforming Japanese panties, a wild world record, and then we learned that everything is almost crabs. Whoo!

Sam and Nate are back with another sweet grease release and things get silly as they talk about more lost brains, boozed up Cracker Barrels, the thing that is The Dixie Stampede and a lot more. Fun. Fun. Fun.

Sam and Nate are joined once again by Aussie Luke for a sweet and sultry talk about lots of sexy science nonsense, poop blades, semen explosions, and we learn that B Flat is the sexiest note in the universe.

Sam and Nate are joined by Aussie Luke for a chat about swallowing toothbrushes, murder-gasms, home invasion fetishes, a What Hoppen Henry update, and we learn that voodoo is kinda like a gun.

Sam and Nate are back again this week talking about ancient meth kings, political bears, bug killer farts, iguana chaos, and Predator again for some reason.

Hello. It's Sam and Nate again coming out of the 2020 woodwork with some new grease. It's a slow burn as we get into the groove but we smolder on some stolen brains, get burning on some boneless everything and spreading the crobes, and burn out on dick manicures and a revisit to the head transplant guy. Welcome back to the nonsense. Oh, and we learn that fire is hot!

Sam's Girlfriend silently joins us for a discussion about bags of teeth, cowboy monkey balls, Will Smith math and space booze.

Taylor, Sam and Nate discuss shipwrecks full of porn, messing with the past, relationship tests and more on this episode from the hiatus archive.

Taylor, Sam and Nate dive into windy tits, horse wits, sentient snow, Krampus burlesque and haunted Cracker Barrels in another one from the hiatus vault.

Noel joins Taylor, Sam and Nate in the studio for a conversation on smells in space, gummin bees, another round of "Would You Rather" and we all devolve into jungle noises at one point.

Taylor and Noel join Sam and Nate to discuss bad Tinder dates, grandma seizures, sexy winking kids and more.

Discussions on how to become a Slimer, monkey friends, rat problems, and spider minds

Sam and Nate muse over space rats, if souls live in the meat, odd workplace antics, making love to droids, and more.

Sam and Nate muse over butt materials, sex menus, and one of the the over looked crimes of Enron.

In this two-part episode, Sam and Nate talk crazy state laws, tell original jokes, ponder the validity of horsepower and visit the Chicken Man.

Sam and Nate talk about the Balloon Boy and Octo-Mom before Sam get's lost in the woods and Nate tries really hard to understand "Otherkins".

Sam and Nate chew the fat over Fast and Furious fan fiction, tree stealing, how things get to be hotdog flavor, and some late bloomers down in Africa.