Vamps

In which we learn that Vampires bicker.

In which we learn that Clive works in IT

In which we learn about the curse.

In which we learn that Vampires do not like soup.

In which we learn of the chip shop.

In which we learn about Mariana.

In which we learn Antonio’s price.

In which we learn of “The Proper Authorities”.

In which we learn that immortals are tricky to motivate.

In which we learn that powers can vary.

In which we learn the not so gentle art of seduction.

In which we learn of a proposal.

In which we learn about "the incident".

In which we learn that mild discomfort and humiliation would not be inappropriate.

In which we learn that Jean is surprisingly talented.

In which we learn Antonio’s next move.

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In which we learn that most of Jean’s predecessors actually knew how to clean.

In which we learn of the mannequins.

In which we learn the collective noun for vamp-napped firefighters.

In which we learn that marshes are awfully muddy.

In which we learn of a hunger for cheese.

In which we learn that Glizelda forbidid it.

In which we learn of Jean’s veracious tenacity.

In which we learn that the evidence seems irrefutable.

In which we learn what Jean's whittering on about.

In which we learn very little.

In which we learn that Mariana didn't ask for credentials.

In which we learn that Glizelda isn't entirely sure she ever actually thought to ask.

In which we learn that Glizelda's forgotten it.

In which we learn that it's more Mariana's private archive.

In which we learn that it wasn't very nice of them.

In which we learn that there's a lot to be said for controlling the narrative.