Virtually Grown-Ups

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Kell and Patty Cakes are two Gamers dealing with having to be grown-ups.

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    • Sep 21, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 12 EPISODES


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    Episode 009: Poop Dust

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2016


    VGU is growing up! The podcast gets serious from here on out and is dedicated to gaming and technology from here on out! We discuss the ins and outs of building our arcade cabinet. Kell loves "free to play" games and we may have discovered a gold one: Warframe. Cully tells us about Gary's Mod because its been out for years and we are just now hearing about it. Overwatch is coming! Don't forget to check your computers for poop dust! Come listen to the new and improved, Virtually Grown Ups!

    Episode 008: LIVE @ ALLSTAR COMICS!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2016


    We are recording at one of our favorite spots!!!! We set up at Allstar Comics during the Super Smash Brothers tournament! Listen in for the clue you need to win the Zero Suit Samus Amiibo! Remember, the things we say/do should not reflect on Allstar Comics or its associates. Thanks!!

    Amiibo Contest!!!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2016


    YOU CAN WIN A ZERO SUIT SAMUS AMIIBO JUST BY LISTENING TO US TALK!!!! LISTEN FOR DETAILS HERE! TUNE IN TO EPISODE 8: LIVE @ ALLSTAR COMICS!

    Episode 007: River Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2015


    Queefarts Quizzarks and Quinarks take credit for the creation of the universe as we know it. How much listerine does it take to get drunk? Unwanted felines and what to do with them. Holding hands with your dog! Modding games and the game created to stall Fallout fans from starting a riot while waiting for the new installment.

    The Soundtrack!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2015


    Have you ever wanted to just listen to the background music of the podcast without the stupid podcast drowning out the music? Well want no more! Here it is, all of the songs from the  background of the podcast brought to the foreground and the original foreground of two idiots babbling is removed! Enjoy!

    Episode 006: Di(DIE)-Hydrogen Monoxide

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2015


    We begin our show with a praise to the "bulge". Cakes talks about modding things. We send a special warning to our audience so they will be aware of the dangers of consuming a toxic yet prominent compound and what to do if you already have. Final Fantasy and anime. All this mayhem and more...

    Episode 005: PeePee and the Alchemist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2015


    Patty cakes answers a serial question. We explore the universe. Is the downfall of mankind already set in motion?  Kell speaks of the new Dragonball Z movie while spoiling NOTHING. Pat talks Magic (the gathering). We discuss some must have android apps. Frip Frap!

    Episode 004: Oh Mc Donald's

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2015


    Patty Cakes picks up a new "sponsor".Pat answers questions about olfactory amplification and the space time continuum. We talk anime. Kell makes a confession about the news segment. We talk about ridiculous new inventions and more!!!  

    Episode 003: Spacity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2015


    On this episode Patty Cakes visits Space City Comic Con! We talk cats and dogs, Batman, and a shockingly strange fetish. And at the end, a possible outro song? Come check it out!

    Episode 002: Sass And Sparkle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2015


    We have Kevin (AKA the "Ghost Bully") on for this awesome episode! Taking a different approach, we are broadcasting live so you, the listener, can interact with us! We promise we won't hurt you. Patty Cakes answers some questions about himself, marine biology and modernization during the 18th century. Kevin gives us a little info about the Fire Pit Network and audits our content for the episode. We discuss a couple of totally real news stories you can only hear right here! Come waste your time with us! 

    Episode 001: Sliced Dough

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2015


    First episode!!! Well, not including the pilot (not that great). We talk about land ownership, some Legend Of Zelda guilt, Bread vs Toast, and a dancing bird!

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