Will You Accept This Chisme?

Join the chismosas as they recap some of the most wholesome hometowns they've seen! Alma expresses her newly (& deeply) established love for Brandon, Melanie explains why Rodney's departure brought tears to her eyes,  and both chismosas debate what Michelle's possible top two might be next week. As always please leave us a five-star rating or comment wherever you listen to your podcasts! Stay Chismosas!

Join the Chismosas as they return to bring you the latest chisme from Michelle's journey! Alma expresses her love for Brandon and why he should be the next bachelor we get, Melanie is over the word females and Martin's lack of respect for Michelle, and both chismosas still try to crack the code for why Clayton is *allegedly* our next Bachelor. Remember to subscribe, rate, and review wherever you listen to your podcasts! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas this week as they recap everything that went down in week 3 of Michelle's journey! Alma is devastated by yet another busted top four, Melanie is swooned by Chris G's spoken word, and both chismosas analyze the magic of men in glasses. As always please leave us a review or five-star rating! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they break down week two of Michelle's journey! Melanie shares what she would bring as her photo album, Alma feels personally attacked for Rodney's lack of apple knowledge, and both chismosas wish they had a student like Mia in their classrooms. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they embark on their fifth season and celebrate one year of podcasting! They discuss their initial thoughts on the men fighting for Michelle's love. Melanie realizes some of the men's intro photos did not do them justice,  Alma is suspicious of what "pizzapreneur" really means. (hint it involves dominos) and they both realize this might not be the most dramatic season in Bachelorette history. As always please subscribe, rate, and review wherever you listen to podcasts! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they recap the final episode of Bachelor in Paradise! Melanie once and for all declares her undying love for Thomas and proclaims him as the best redemption story in Bachelor history, while Alma cannot get over her love of Jorena (Joe and Serena) and solicits acting classes for Thomas' "crying" act, and they both give their final thoughts on this year's paradise finale couples. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they bravely made it through the most unnecessary three hour episode of paradise. Melanie deals with the fall out of her (now) EX sweet angel baby Ivan, Alma is living for all the Wells screen time she received, and they provide all their loyal chismosas with a free love language therapy session. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they make it through this week's lovefest on the beach. Melanie makes the devastating realization she isn't Team Ivan for the first time ever, Alma shares her frustration with Tia's "china pot", and they both agree that sour cream only belongs on a well-prepared taco served on a plate. As always please make sure to leave us a five-star rating and a review if you can! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they finally get to see Brendan and Pieper get the F@#$ out of Mexico. Melanie starts questioning Ivan and his paradise decisions, Alma actually agrees with Thomas for once, and they both try to wrap their heads around the toes & whip cream combo. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they get right into the shit show that was paradise this week. Alma fully vents her complete disgust and hatred for Brendan, Melanie solidifies her love for Thomas, and they both try to understand why the beach union didn't give Natasha the same energy they gave Jessenia. As always please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they navigate through the locuras happening on the beach this week! Melanie shares her strong feelings about Jessenia, Alma can't understand why Mari is being the dramatica that she is, and both chismosas shared a hatred for the word "butthead". As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they dive into what happened during this week's packed episodes. They discuss Demi and her dramatica ways, Melanie uncovers some unresolved issues while also trying to figure out if she's the villain, and Alma does her best to understand Melanie's obsession with Thomas this episode. Remember to review, rate, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they recap their first Bachelor in Paradise season! They dissect all of the couplings that happened, how much older they'd date (if they were single, y'all!), and once again come to the conclusion that men ain't shit.  Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they brave it through a tornado warning that made them miss the first twenty minutes of the episode. Melanie is back from her two week vacation and spills the tea on her feelings about Greg last week and tonight. The chismosas also wonder how Aunt Lindsay's partner might be doing. As always if you enjoy listening please leave a rating and a review! Stay Chismosas! 

**DISCLAIMER: Sorry y'all for all the Duke sounds this episode; it's hard to parent and podcast! :)**Join the chismosas as Alma has her husband fill in as cohost this week! Listen in as they discuss his many hot takes on this season, debate the many levels of love, and give a review on Greg's Oscar worthy performance. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as Alma has a special guest cohost this week and they discuss Michael A's abrupt exit, debate the many hot takes our guest has from this season, and breakdown the men tell all chisme. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Stay Chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they try and figure out what in the world Katie is thinking, Melanie tries to recuperate after her love loss this week, and we're still convinced that Michael A. deserves the world. As always, thanks for listening, and make sure to rate & review! Stay Chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they try to find the connection between Katie and Justin, breakdown the difference between just having passion and forming a relationship, and hear why Alma is even more heartbroken than she originally thought. As always if you enjoy listening please make sure to share, review, and subscribe! Stay chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they regain their composure after a long weekend, discuss who's side they were on this week, give us some hot takes, and try to predict how far Blake will make it this season. If you enjoy our podcast please be sure to leave us a review & remember to stay chismosas!

*DISCLAIMER: Sorry for the little audio glitches at the start of the episode!* Join the chismosas as they once again get bamboozled by another mentiroso, Alma's heart is broken too early in the season, and she formally apologizes to a contestant for judging his career. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe & remember to stay chismosas!

Join the chismosas as they dive into week two of Katie's journey and break down the first dates of the season. Also, listen to see which chismosa REALLY hates socks in every situation. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe and remember to stay chismosas! 

Join the chismosas as they discuss the beginning of Katie's journey to finding love, try to remember 30 guys' names, and question why a potential serial killer was casted in this season. As always make sure to rate, review, and subscribe & remember to stay chismosas!

Hey chismosas! Just like our intro song says...WE BACK! Join us as we discuss what's been going on around Bachelor Nation and give our thoughts on what we think will happen with Bachelor in Paradise this summer. Be on the lookout for other bonus episodes coming at y'all before our new bachelorette season begins! 

Join the chismosas as they discuss their final thoughts on this roller coaster of a season, share their distain for men and why they really ain't shit, and make the case for Emmanuel Acho to be involved in everything Bachelor Nation related. As always make sure to subscribe, rate, and review! Thank you for joining us during our second season and see y'all in season three!

*DISCLAIMER: It is very apparent that the Chismoso dogs did NOT have a babysitter so apologies in advance for all the drinking y'all will do!* Join the chismosas as we finally welcome our husbands into the podcast world, discuss hot takes and one-on-one date ideas, and cover our listener questions! Our usual episode recap begins at minute 14 where we go through and discuss everything that went down in this week's fantasy suites! As always make sure to subscribe, rate, and review!

Join the Chismosas as they speak out about the goings-on in Bachelor Nation, pretend to be shocked at the lack of accountability from the women, and explain why Chicago is indeed a small town.

Join the Chismosas as they debate which bachelor or past bachelorette contestant they would leave everything behind for and as Melanie calls Alma a cheating enabler. As always make sure to subscribe, rate, and review!

Bonus episode where the chismosas discuss the Chris Harrison interview with Rachel Lindsay and share their thoughts on what needs to happen in Bachelor Nation.

Join the chismosas as they debate where Matt James falls in the Bachelor trash curse scale, say their goodbyes to sweet angel Abigail, and Melanie tries to recover after an epic mic drop. As always make sure to rate/review and subscribe!

Join the Chismosas as we discuss the discrepancies in budgets in Tayshia and Matt James's seasons and we finally see MJ hit the road. Remember the weak bitches lie!

Join the Chismosas as we finally get to say hasta nunca to Victoria and Anna, discuss our hometown support (or lack of!), and finally start feeling some normalcy come back to the Nemacolin Resort.

Join the Chismosas as they process this offensive and catty episode! Melanie contemplates her feelings for Matt Jame while Alma still holds on to hope that Matt James won't continue the "Trash Bachelor" curse.

Join the Chismosas as they have a much needed discussion over recent events, breakdown the roller coaster of emotions Victoria and Sarah put them through, and fight for more reviews.

Join the Chismosas as they let out their true feelings for Victoria, acknowledge their loyal listeners, and find a newfound love for an ax.

Join the Chismosas as they swoon over Matt James, discuss the limo entrances, and celebrate season two with a new logo!

Join the Chismosas as they bring on a special guest, discuss her very strong feelings about Tayshia, and finally say goodbye to this season! See y'all chismosas next season!

Join the Chismosas as they add a new pup to the podcast and discuss the return of Ben all while admiring how hard ABC producers have worked this season.

Join the Chismosas as they give you the second episode of the week where one chismosa's heart gets broken and the others doesn't. We recap all the wholesome "hometown" dates and the wonderful families we get blessed with this season.

Join the Chismosas as they go back to giving you a sober recap on this snooze fest of an episode, Melanie divorces Alma, and Kenny works as a part-time bodyguard.

Join the Chismosas as we let the wine and Coronas guide our conversations about wholesome Ben, the truth and lies of the contestants, and a nostalgic throwback to Spy Kids

Join the Chismosas as we discuss the Noah and Bennett chisme, Melanie's continued obsession with Ivan, and the men's deep past.

Join the Chismosas as we discuss what a Gran Señora Tayshia was! Melanie gushes over Ivan and another Joe bites the dust!

Join the Chismosas as we reveal all the chisme about Kenny, talk about grown ass men, and forget how to talk (only momentarily!).

Join the Chismosas as we attempt to record with allergies (I promise) and as we welcome an authentic, refreshing, new bachelorette!

Join the Chismosas as we FINALLY say goodbye to Clare and welcome Tayshia to La Quinta Resort.

Join the Chismosas as we discuss Clare la dramatica and as we try to find some Clare-ity on why we are still here!

Join the Chismosas as we discuss Clare's first group dates and her cringey one on one date! So much toxicity and double standards that we can't wait to share our thoughts!

Join the chismosas in their first ever episode! We will be recapping the limo entrances and so much more!

Welcome to Will You Accept this Chisme Podcast! We are so excited for you to listen so you can get a brief introduction to how much we love and enjoy Bachelor Nation. Stay tuned for our weekly episodes!