Podcasts about dear bree

Dear Bree, Drink water. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, I’m so glad I’m back and that we could enjoy one of my favorite drinks together. Thanks for holding down the fort last week. Maybe I’ll reward you with a trip to see everyone’s favorite curmudgeon in New Orleans. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, If you had just told me I could have saved you from having to watch Dumbo. At least there were no racist birds in this one. There was still a sad elephant though so was it really worth it? Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, If you had just told me I could have saved you from having to watch Dumbo. At least there were no racist birds in this one. There was still a sad elephant though so was it really worth it? Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, It’s comforting as a mother to know that we found a drink that helps you drink responsibly. However, it’s even more comforting to know that the Mars Rover didn’t say that sad, sad thing. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, It’s comforting as a mother to know that we found a drink that helps you drink responsibly. However, it’s even more comforting to know that the Mars Rover didn’t say that sad, sad thing. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, Thank you for this exciting special episode on Prohibition! To think, without you I would never have known about wine bricks. What a loss that would have been. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, The fact that you have never seen Indiana Jones causes me shame that is only tempered by this good, good beverage. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, Words cannot express how pleased I am that that cab driver didn’t kidnap you and harvest your organs. He was probably afraid of your father, which is reasonable. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, I can’t believe that guy has been running around town talking shit about me! I’m headed into the nearest bar to find him and deal with it. I’ll probably have a Tom Collins while I’m there. Care to join me for the hunt? Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, The Pina Colada is very popular, so we must have messed up the recipe.  I don’t think that either coconuts or pineapples are all that pleasant… it’s just that they do taste like /something/. Maybe they just lose their flavor once they are put in a blender? You’re the love that I’ve looked … Continue reading Ep. 43: Pina Colada is the New Beige →

Dear Bree, Thank you for saving me from drinking my Negroni. Your taste buds are broken. That’s probably your father’s fault. Register to vote. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, I hope someday soon we can listen to Glen Miller, drink Gin Rickeys, and you can forgive me for bringing up plantation houses. Thanks for bringing me a gin drink I actually like. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, Thank you for giving me the scoop on honey wine. I’m very pleased that we came up with the Troll’s Asshole Scale for rating bad beverages, but I’m more pleased that we didn’t need to use it this time. All my love, Mommy

Dear Bree, Thank you for introducing me to the Lemon Drop Martini. And also for helping me solve all the world’s ills. You’re the best! Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, I’m super sorry that I forgot to bring up our Indian snacks. If it helps, I ate them later and they were all delicious. Maybe I’ll make a slideshow of me eating them and show you on Daddy’s totally unnecessary projector. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, I cannot stress enough how massive pelicans are. It’s like you’ve never seen the beach before… We’ll need to prep that beach body with our new diet on Avatar Nutrition. Bam! Segue Queen! Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, Thank you for letting me take a long nap in the middle of the podcast. I think you did a great job on your own. I wish that we hadn’t talked about all of the things I’m not doing. Also, you should let my son the Rabbi get his Master’s before you. You were … Continue reading Ep. 30: Reboots, Remakes, Resequels →

Dear Bree, I’m glad that we began the important work of determining what is and what is not HOSTING. I’m looking forward to gathering all of our findings and ultimately clarifying this issue in chart format.  The important thing to remember for now is that you /never/ host your mother. With all my love, Mommy

Dear Bree, I’m so glad you are happily living in your new apartment and that moving day is over. I did not like walking up 3 flights of stairs a million times, but that is what you do for your baby. I hope the knowledge that your grandfather’s ghost is wandering around your apartment doesn’t … Continue reading Ep. 26: Moving Day and Messages from the Beyond →

Dear Bree, This is my first note in a long time, so I am not sure what to say. It is nice being back in the saddle again. It would have also been nice if we had talked about packing or remembered what a fountain pen was called. I’m looking forward to biting into a … Continue reading Ep. 24: Moving and Vodka You Can Chew →

Dear Bree, Shhhhh Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, It doesn’t bother me at all that you won’t eat anything but macaroni after I spend three days cooking for Thanksgiving. Your father loves you. From, Mommy

Dear Bree, Thank you for picking the awesome topic of presents. I got a little carried away talking about surprising Daddy with your gender…and existence. You are the best present ever! I love you. From, Mommy

Dear Bree, I really enjoyed not acknowledging our topic at all this week. Also, I think my three minutes of not remembering basic information was worse than the Carmen Chameleon Debacle. I polled the audience, and they seem to think Carmen was worse. So, here’s to plants that breathe hydrogen…or nitrogen? I can never remember. … Continue reading Ep. 14: No Topic and Forgetting What Plants Breathe →

Dear Bree, I had no idea that you were relying on parties to get your sustenance since we switched to frozen meals. Please go buy yourself groceries…we’ll pay you back.* Love, Mommy *Some restrictions may apply. See your father for details.

Dear Bree, Come downstairs. I made hot dogs. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, Talking about what we are binge watching right now was a lot of fun. I’m really sorry that you didn’t get to experience my level 10 cough…it was probably because of the hot toddy. I love you very much and am looking forward to this season’s a-thon. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, It is very strange for me that you are on a dating app. My only comfort is knowing you are picky AF and got at least one quality suitor. May the odds be ever in your favor. Love, Mommy

Dear Bree, This week was a roller coaster of emotions for me. On one hand, I’m very excited about our Keto experiment. But I’m also really sad about your inevitable incarceration. I’ve told you a million times that the best way to keep a secret is not to tell anyone. I can’t imagine why you … Continue reading Ep. 4: Keto Diet and Legally Required Funnel Cake →

Dear Bree, It was so lovely talking to you today about exercise! I also enjoyed meandering through your recent convention experience, and, of course, discovering the undeniable truth that a certain website is run by dogs. I don’t know why it sounds like you are in another room. Hopefully we’ll get that sorted out for … Continue reading Ep. 2: Exercise and a Website Run by Dogs →