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A free-flowing conversation between a mother and a daughter in which we discuss the history of a new cocktail, exchange ideas, and try to stay on topic. Any given episode may contain adult content, adult language, and misinformation.

Champagne Tuesday


    • Aug 6, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 45m AVG DURATION
    • 62 EPISODES


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    Ep. 62: Hangovers & Salted Vaginas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 69:10


    Dear Bree, Drink water. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 61: Margarita & The Only Flavor of Doritos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 58:47


    Dear Mommy, I still can’t believe it took us this long to do a margarita. We must really be slackin’ but at least through all this we discovered what we’ll watch on our next movie night. Love, Bree

    love flavor doritos dear mommy
    Ep. 60: Grasshopper & The Big Bang Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 49:58


    Dear Bree, I’m so glad I’m back and that we could enjoy one of my favorite drinks together. Thanks for holding down the fort last week. Maybe I’ll reward you with a trip to see everyone’s favorite curmudgeon in New Orleans. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 58.5: Virgin Drinks & Talking to Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2019 7:39


    Dear Mommy, I’m sorry you didn’t feel well this week. On the bright side, it gave our audience the chance for seven minutes of unadulterated me. It definitely wasn’t awkward at all. And…uh…yeah, Bree

    drinks virgin dear mommy
    Ep. 58: Anheuser-Busch & The Justin Scale

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 55:24


    Dear Mommy, The universe loving you really worked out for me. Especially since it lead to us drinking a beer I’m actually perfectly okay with! I’m only a year and two months from being able to drink it at Grant’s Farm. Love, Bree

    Ep. 57: Irish Coffee & A Merriam-Webster Rabbit Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 53:17


    Dear Bree, If you had just told me I could have saved you from having to watch Dumbo. At least there were no racist birds in this one. There was still a sad elephant though so was it really worth it? Love, Mommy

    Ep. 56: Manhattan & Soft-Core Horror

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 67:03


    Dear Mommy, I love when you don’t like a drink. It always ends so well for me. At least we can both agree that the history of this drink is really interesting, even if it’s not true. Love, Bree

    Ep. 55: Angostura Bitters & Cabbage Patch Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 67:34


    Dear Bree, It’s comforting as a mother to know that we found a drink that helps you drink responsibly. However, it’s even more comforting to know that the Mars Rover didn’t say that sad, sad thing. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 54: Amaretto Sour & A Dog Named Casey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 50:02


    Dear Mommy, The Amaretto Sour was very good and I am happy that you now have the ingredients for your favorite drink in the house. Hopefully no one who listens to the pod likes Trainspotting or this will be a hard episode to listen to…but they should anyway. Love, Bree

    Ep. 53: Tequila Sunrise & Peeing in Public

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 44:09


    Dear Mommy, It’s not that funny that I didn’t know how to spell Mick Jagger. I’m really gonna get you back next episode. Just you wait. Love, Bree

    Ep. 52: Prohibition & Not Being Left-Handed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 55:50


    Dear Bree, Thank you for this exciting special episode on Prohibition! To think, without you I would never have known about wine bricks. What a loss that would have been. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 51: Rob Roy & Hooker Tips

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 52:21


    Dear Mommy, Thank you for allowing to make this very special ASMR episode in which we do ASMR for less than a minute of the total run time. Also, I’m happy you found a new hobby. Love, Bree

    love asmr hooker rob roy dear mommy
    Ep. 50: Mojito & Young Harrison Ford

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 47:31


    Dear Bree, The fact that you have never seen Indiana Jones causes me shame that is only tempered by this good, good beverage. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 49: Gold Rush & the Salmon Hole You Just Created

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 45:23


    Dear Bree, Words cannot express how pleased I am that that cab driver didn’t kidnap you and harvest your organs. He was probably afraid of your father, which is reasonable. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 48: Gimlet & The Magical Properties of OJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 53:41


    Dear Mommy, I am so happy Matt could join us. It’s a really good thing we didn’t accidentally send him into anaphylactic shock. Especially since he brought us presents. Love, Bree

    Ep. 47: Spiked Egg Nog & Kissing JFK

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 58:27


    Dear Mommy, The fact that egg nog contains eggs has been locked back into a file in the deepest, darkest part of my mind never to be opened again. I’m glad that we’re slowly working our way back to the many unnecessary tangents we used to do. Hopefully this episode we can avoid anything depressing … Continue reading Ep. 47: Spiked Egg Nog & Kissing JFK →

    Ep. 46: Hot Buttered Rum: A Better Band Than a Drink

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 52:51


    Dear Mommy, Butter is obviously the best but I still gotta say it’s a hard pass on this drink. I would also like to thank everyone for indulging my Christmas rant. I will try my best to keep any further issues strictly on Twitter (@BreeStings ;)). And if you accuse me of saying that just … Continue reading Ep. 46: Hot Buttered Rum: A Better Band Than a Drink →

    Ep. 45: Tom Collins, Boobs, Breasts & Gazungas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 67:33


    Dear Bree, I can’t believe that guy has been running around town talking shit about me! I’m headed into the nearest bar to find him and deal with it. I’ll probably have a Tom Collins while I’m there. Care to join me for the hunt? Love, Mommy

    Ep. 44: Cuba Libre & Alien Plants

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 43:06


    Dear Mommy, I am so glad we went back to our roots and had a rum and coke, I mean, ummm, a Cuba Libre on the pod. Most importantly, I’m glad we established that Rod is Katie’s plant, and he is male, but Audrey II really could have gone any way. Love, Bree

    Ep. 43: Pina Colada is the New Beige

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 40:23


    Dear Bree, The Pina Colada is very popular, so we must have messed up the recipe.  I don’t think that either coconuts or pineapples are all that pleasant… it’s just that they do taste like /something/. Maybe they just lose their flavor once they are put in a blender? You’re the love that I’ve looked … Continue reading Ep. 43: Pina Colada is the New Beige →

    beige pina colada dear bree
    Ep. 42: Negroni & Justified Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 50:09


    Dear Bree, Thank you for saving me from drinking my Negroni. Your taste buds are broken. That’s probably your father’s fault. Register to vote. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 41: Hot Toddy & Baby Teeth Demon Alter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 48:16


    Dear Mommy, All I can think about is that a spider was actually on me. On. Me. But, I guess I should thank you for letting me talk about Shane Dawson. Thanks, Bree

    Ep. 40: Gin Rickey But This One is Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2018 42:50


    Dear Bree, I hope someday soon we can listen to Glen Miller, drink Gin Rickeys, and you can forgive me for bringing up plantation houses. Thanks for bringing me a gin drink I actually like. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 39: White Russian and The Next Year of Our Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 48:37


    Dear Mommy, I’m sorry I didn’t understand genealogy for a second. My mind was too busy thinking about the amazing magic trick I wanted to do. Love, Bree P.S. Did you know we’re Russian?

    Ep. 38: Honey Wine & Marilyn Monroe’s Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 44:03


    Dear Bree, Thank you for giving me the scoop on honey wine. I’m very pleased that we came up with the Troll’s Asshole Scale for rating bad beverages, but I’m more pleased that we didn’t need to use it this time. All my love, Mommy

    Ep. 37- Apple Cider Bellini: No Such Zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2018 44:33


    Dear Mommy, I’m excited to announce our new book Bellinis and Tortellinis, in book stores everywhere Spring of 2053. Marinara sauce ’til the day I die, Bree

    Ep. 36- Lemon Drop: Gotta Love a Cheap Fern

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 44:26


    Dear Bree, Thank you for introducing me to the Lemon Drop Martini. And also for helping me solve all the world’s ills. You’re the best! Love, Mommy

    Ep. 35- Moscow Mule: A Really Bad Math Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 51:07


    Dear Mommy, I’m very happy with our new format. Especially if it’s going to continue to bring me drinks like the Moscow Mule. I don’t think I’ll ever be the same. Love, Bree

    love really bad moscow mule bad math dear mommy
    Ep. 34: Phone Upgrades and The Emoji Language Barrier

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 33:51


    Dear Bree, I’m super sorry that I forgot to bring up our Indian snacks. If it helps, I ate them later and they were all delicious. Maybe I’ll make a slideshow of me eating them and show you on Daddy’s totally unnecessary projector. Love, Mommy

    Ep. 33: An Absolute Betrayal (And Also Typing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 38:46


    Dear Mommy, I can’t believe you did that to me. I can’t even talk to you right now. So I won’t. Regards, Bree

    Ep. 32: Secret Pelican

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 40:54


    Dear Bree, I cannot stress enough how massive pelicans are. It’s like you’ve never seen the beach before… We’ll need to prep that beach body with our new diet on Avatar Nutrition. Bam! Segue Queen! Love, Mommy

    Ep. 31: Musical.ly VS MySpace

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2018 51:42


    Dear Mommy, It was fun talking about weird social media with you. I hope everyone enjoyed the Musical.ly we made (which can be found on all our social media), even though you refused to do the singing part because of “not knowing the words” or something silly like that. Love, Bree

    love musical myspace dear mommy
    Ep. 30: Reboots, Remakes, Resequels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 44:34


    Dear Bree, Thank you for letting me take a long nap in the middle of the podcast. I think you did a great job on your own. I wish that we hadn’t talked about all of the things I’m not doing. Also, you should let my son the Rabbi get his Master’s before you. You were … Continue reading Ep. 30: Reboots, Remakes, Resequels →

    Ep. 29: Our New Punk Rock Band

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 40:26


    Dear Mommy, I’m really happy that podcasting is a cantrip to you. Well, at least the part where you talk to me and drink. Not really the rest of it. Love, Bree

    Ep. 28: Other People Can Host Chuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 43:08


    Dear Bree, I’m glad that we began the important work of determining what is and what is not HOSTING. I’m looking forward to gathering all of our findings and ultimately clarifying this issue in chart format.  The important thing to remember for now is that you /never/ host your mother. With all my love, Mommy

    hosting dear bree
    Ep. 27: Chickens and Other Words That Don’t Rhyme with Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 42:39


    Dear Mommy, I think we can at least agree that my name for the coop was better than Tanner’s, right? Love, Bree

    love chickens rhyme dear mommy
    Ep. 26: Moving Day and Messages from the Beyond

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 45:13


    Dear Bree, I’m so glad you are happily living in your new apartment and that moving day is over. I did not like walking up 3 flights of stairs a million times, but that is what you do for your baby. I hope the knowledge that your grandfather’s ghost is wandering around your apartment doesn’t … Continue reading Ep. 26: Moving Day and Messages from the Beyond →

    Ep. 25: Preparation and The Perfect Blanket Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 42:01


    Dear Mommy, I’m sorry I broke the news to you on the pod but as I type this I’m sitting at my new dining room table in my apartment so I’m only a little sorry. Love, Bree

    Ep. 24: Moving and Vodka You Can Chew

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 38:36


    Dear Bree, This is my first note in a long time, so I am not sure what to say. It is nice being back in the saddle again. It would have also been nice if we had talked about packing or remembered what a fountain pen was called. I’m looking forward to biting into a … Continue reading Ep. 24: Moving and Vodka You Can Chew →

    moving vodka chew dear bree
    Ep. 23: Moving and The 5 Love Languages

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2018 43:16


    Dear Mommy, This time the second part of our episode title isn’t really funny, it’s just true. We should probably switch the order in which the topics are written. But what is done is done. There’s no going back now. Love, Bree

    Ep. 22: Updates and…Well, Really Just Updates

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 45:06


    Dear Mommy, I’m glad we were able to get an episode up for Brain Injury Awareness Month. Your willingness to share your struggles with our tens of listeners is admirable. And as usual I think it’s funny to leave things in when I say I’m gonna edit it out in the podcast. Either that or … Continue reading Ep. 22: Updates and…Well, Really Just Updates →

    Ep. 21: New Year’s Resolutions and A Rude Interruption

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018 41:06


    Dear Mommy, I’m glad we established that egg nog contains zero eggs. Because if it did contain eggs I couldn’t drink it. Luckily, egg nog is a completely synthetic lab-made drink and no one can tell me other wise. Love, Bree P.S. That /is/ better.

    Ep. 20: Adult Womb and Human Doctors

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2017 37:46


    Dear Bree, Shhhhh Love, Mommy

    doctors adult womb dear bree
    Ep. 19: Getting it Together and Lying About Candy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2017 44:21


    Dear Mommy, I’m really happy that we’re finally getting our lives together. Even if our only motivation is the life of a digital version of us. My character has a wolf now, by the way. I imagine your character is almost dead since you’ve been sick for like a week. Feel better! Love, Bree

    Ep. 18: Thanksgiving and Thranduil

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 41:15


    Dear Bree, It doesn’t bother me at all that you won’t eat anything but macaroni after I spend three days cooking for Thanksgiving. Your father loves you. From, Mommy

    Ep. 17: Winter and Oil Painting Warnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2017 42:42


    Dear Mom, First of all, I hope you enjoyed your train trip. I’m excited to hear about it when you get home. This episode we really revolutionized the conversation about winter. I can’t believe no one has ever talked about what is clearly such an important aspect of the season. It’s a good thing we’re … Continue reading Ep. 17: Winter and Oil Painting Warnings →

    Ep. 16: Presents and Doing the Time Warp…Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 42:38


    Dear Bree, Thank you for picking the awesome topic of presents. I got a little carried away talking about surprising Daddy with your gender…and existence. You are the best present ever! I love you. From, Mommy

    daddy time warp dear bree
    Ep. 15: Graduation and a Cat Named Lamp Shade

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2017 45:41


    Dear Mommy, Thanks for not embarrassing me with needless shouting at graduation. Honestly, I have forgotten most of what we talked about in the 24 hours since I edited this and my amazing time management skills have made it so you’re currently waiting for me to upload so we can record. So…. Love, Bree

    Ep. 14: No Topic and Forgetting What Plants Breathe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2017 41:46


    Dear Bree, I really enjoyed not acknowledging our topic at all this week. Also, I think my three minutes of not remembering basic information was worse than the Carmen Chameleon Debacle. I polled the audience, and they seem to think Carmen was worse. So, here’s to plants that breathe hydrogen…or nitrogen? I can never remember. … Continue reading Ep. 14: No Topic and Forgetting What Plants Breathe →

    Ep. 13: Clothes and Naked Ass Bed Sitting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 43:36


    Dear Mommy, I would highly encourage you to include a fanny pack in your golf costume. You may think it is more Disney vacation than golf but, and I think it’s about time I told you this, you’re wrong. Plus, fanny packs are one size fits all so it doesn’t even matter that we’re both … Continue reading Ep. 13: Clothes and Naked Ass Bed Sitting →

    Ep. 12: Frozen Food and Adult Train Pajamas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 41:50


    Dear Bree, I had no idea that you were relying on parties to get your sustenance since we switched to frozen meals. Please go buy yourself groceries…we’ll pay you back.* Love, Mommy *Some restrictions may apply. See your father for details.

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