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Two assholes in headphones breaking down your favorite Rock, Hardcore, Metal, and Emo albums.

Assholes In Headphones


    • Mar 27, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 33m AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    Season 1 Episode 16 : The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza and Gallows

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 94:23


    On this episode we review the album "Danza 3 : The Series of Unfortunate Events" by The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza and "Grey Britain" by Gallows. 

    Season 1 Episode 15 : Ghostemane and August Burns Red

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 84:57


    After months of suspense we've finally released the season 1 finale of Assholes In Headpones, It's a Christmas miracle!!! On this episode we discuss Ghostemane's album Anti-Icon and the album Rescue & Restore by August Burns Red. Prepare for an epic battle of emo rap vs Christian metal like you've never seen before!!! We look forward to bringing you even more music in season 2 and can't wait to see what 2023 has in store!!!

    Season 1 Episode 14 : Alexisonfire and Machine Gun Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 83:05


    On this episode we discuss the album "Otherness" by the band Alexisonfire and "Tickets To My Downfall" by Machine Gun Kelly. Throw on your favorite pair of headphones and find out what toe thumbs have to do with one of these albums :)

    Season 1 Episode 13 : Thrice and Poison The Well

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 62:33


    On this episode we discuss the album "The Artist In The Ambulance" by the band Thrice and "Tear From The Red" by Poison The Well. Its been two decades since these albums dropped and they've aged like a fine wine. Put on your Osiris skate shoes, grab your Nokia brick and head to the warped Tour cause we gonna blast you back to the past!!!

    Season 1 Episode 12 : KennyHoopla and Counterparts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 69:52


    On this episode Ryan and Patrick discuss the album "Survivors Guilt:The Mixtape" by KennyHoopla featuring Travis Barker and "Nothing Left To Love by Counterparts. Pour yourself a glass of milk and enjoy a rub and tug while we examine the truth behind the music.

    Season 1 Episode 11 : Kublai Kahn TX and Bilmuri

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 59:26


    On this episode we discuss the EP "Lowest Form Of Animal" by the band Kublai Kahn TX and "Pasteurized Milk" by Bilmuri. Grab your headphones, fill up your kiddie pool and come take a dip with us.

    kahn kublai bilmuri
    Season 1 Episode 10 : After The Burial and Knocked Loose

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 81:23


    On this episode Ryan and Patrick discuss the album "Wolves Within" by the band After The Burial and "A Tear in the Fabric of Life" by Knocked Loose. Be sure to use your headphones if listening at work, we DIG up some seriously offensive content on this one.

    Season 1 Episode 9 : Spiritbox and SeeYouSpaceCowboy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 79:52


    On this Episode Ryan and Patrick discuss the album "Eternal Blue" by the band Spiritbox and "The Romance Of Affliction" by SeeYouSpaceCowboy. Put on your blindfold before going outside...........oh wait that's the movie Bird Box, my bad!

    Season 1 Episode 8 : Starset and Finch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 74:33


    On this Episode Ryan and Patrick talk about the album "HORIZON" by the band Starset and "What It Is To Burn" by Finch. Prepare yourself for lift off as we take a journey through the cosmos!! 

    Season 1 Episode 7 : ETID and ETID

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 131:31


    On this episode Ryan and Patrick tackle the albums "Hot Damn" and "Radical" from the band Every Time I Die. Grab some tissues while we discuss these killer albums from a band that recently broke our hearts.

    Season 1 Episode 6 : Highly Suspect and Periphery

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 120:28


    On todays episode Ryan and Patrick analyze the albums "Mister Asylum" by the band Highly Suspect and "HAIL STAN" by Periphery. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, cause these albums be raping everybody's eardrums out here!!! 

    Season 1 Episode 5 : Veil Of Maya and '68

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 118:11


    On todays episode Patrick and Ryan sum up the albums "Matriarch" by the band Veil Of Maya and "Two Parts Viper" by '68. Go feed your snake, put down your Marvel comics and don your favorite headphones!!

    marvel matriarch veil of maya
    Season 1 Episode 4 : Greyhaven and Bayside

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 95:08


    On this episode Ryan and Patrick talk about "Empty Black" by the band Greyhaven and the self titled album by Bayside. Put on your favorite pair of skinny jeans, log into Myspace and reminisce about how your parents ruined your life.

    Season 1 Episode 3 : Sleep Token and Microwave

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 108:20


    On this episode Patrick and Ryan review the albums "This Place Will Become Your Tomb" by the band Sleep Token and "Much Love" by Microwave. Dim the lights, grab your headphones and relax while we explore these bangers. 

    Season 1 Episode 2 : Beloved and Turnstile

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 105:24


    On this episode we discuss the albums "Failure On" from the band Beloved and "Glow On" from Turnstile. Find your favorite headphones and join us while we break down these two fantastic albums.

    Season 1 Episode 1 : Your First Album

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 126:33


    Everybody remembers their first album, so it seems fitting that we kick off The Assholes In Headphones Podcast by analyzing the first cassettes Ryan and Patrick ever purchased. Pop on you headphones, throw some fresh batteries in your Sony Walkman and join us!!

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