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AI is a place where friends come together, drink, riff on the news and have heated debates and discussions over arbitrary subjects. With a group of friends who have been friends for years, and a rotating table of comedians, you're sure to have a laugh or hate us. There is no in between.

Jon Van-Driel

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    • Jun 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 20: A.H.G.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 116:22


    We're back! And it's our season 1 finale!! We do some extra fun truths and an extra long episode to celebrate the close of this chapter, and start of our new one! Be sure to listen and stay connected as we move lots of premium content to Patreon and begin our Youtube podcast journey. Thanks for all the support!

    Episode 19: PRIDE WEEK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 85:27


    This week, it's the first week of Pride Week! The gang celebrates by talking about their favorite super powers, doing drugs, and wearing tank tops! Make sure to stick around to the end for a special announcement.

    Episode 18: Dinosaurs are Fake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 91:55


    We're back! Is it cliche to say that now? Anyway, this week stuff certainly happens! The gang gives their 2 cents on the Uvalde happenings, tackles controversial Brass Against water sports and many more! Don't forget to reach out to be one of the first to recieve some free merch from us!

    Episode 17: The Worst Hangover

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 92:05


    Does anyone even read these? Anyway, here's another episode. The gang gets into the touchy subject of micropenises, DIVES into the subject of pressure death, and plays a fun little game. No guest this week, but that's okay because the boys are together again. Also, did we tell these stories before?

    Episode 16: Reddit Rewind

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 88:08


    We're... here again. Cathartic episode, as only 4 of us showed up. Is this the new norm? Does this mark a turning point in AI history? Could be! This week we reminisce on childhood memories, gossip about reddit scandals and discuss bucket list drugs! The game we play is.. well its interesting. You'll just have to listen to find out.

    Episode 15: Bowl of Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 88:42


    WE BACK, and so is Dan. This week a man rubs it out so hard there's lasting damage, we create a new gadget for the CIA, and a hip hop artist lives and dies the dream. We have a special couch guest and we play the funnest most fun game at the end. Thanks for listening!

    Episode 14: STOP CALLING THE COPS.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 84:16


    Heyooo welcome back to another thrilling episode of [REDACTED]. In this skeleton crew episode the gloves come off as we tackle the most important topics of all; stop calling the cops, how'd you lose your virginity, and most importantly, what it takes to be on this podcast. Josh joins us once more while some members are away, and at the end of the day Marvel has nothing on us. Thanks for listening, see you next week!

    Episode 13: Do You Remember Premise Lawyer?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 89:00


    OH NO! We keep having issues, but hey, don't you worry your pretty little head because we're back and as unfunny as ever. Special guest JASH joins us while the Doctor is on a holy crusade over seas. We discuss the usual topics of genitals and bowel movements, someone "steals" a bus and we ask the gang to break a record. Thanks again for listening, and please drop us a line!

    Episode 12: John Stamos is Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 80:00


    It's St. Patrick's Day! This week we get extra drunk and even play an Irish related segment. We talk about the value of marijuana to child's toys, gender equality in Thailand, and whether or not you would fight that old lady. Special guest JASH fills in for our missing robot girlfriend, and someone sits on the couch again. We also FINALLY get to play the game we cut last week without any technical errors.

    Episode 11: All Canadians are Criminals

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 67:09


    Woooweee what an episode we've got here for you! This week Marcie unveils her BIGGEST secret, we talk about turkey rights, and whether or not Canadians should be allowed to exist! Unfortunately, a mic got loose towards the end so we had to cut our very fun improv game, but stay tuned, it'll be back next week! Apologies for all the sound pollution, but Chris could not stop hitting his new toy against the table! Enjoy the episode, and as always it's only a problem if you're drinking alone.

    Episode 10: Cesar Envy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 108:10


    Ack! The computer broke! So now we're back in with this fresh new episode and everyone showed up. This week the gang discusses what they would do as a scientist for an iconic historical scientist, breast feeding as a job, the proper use of batteries, and Marcie's sex toys! It's a long episode, but if you stick around you'll learn a lot of useful information from our panel of experts at the end as vital information is shared to the masses.

    Episode 9: Silent Bukkake

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 96:06


    We're back! After a long stint of everyone getting COVID, we finally got back together to record 4chan the podcast! The gang gets excited for the return, a girl sells her farts in a jar and everyone lawyer's up for the legal case of a lifetime.

    Episode 8: Thankful for Whistles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 90:34


    Holy smokes, what an episode we have for you! The gangs all here and there is a SURPRISE guest you sincerely, do not want to miss. We play first thought, best thought(?) again and everyone gets to name their price. This weeks showdown marks the last winner/loser of our first bracket, and trust me... its a loony one!

    Episode 7: The Worst Episode Yet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 99:13


    We're back! Holidays have been crazy and lots of us needed a little break to prepare, but we got together in the studio and crafted the worst episode yet! Men light themselves on fire, Marcie talks about ANAL, and the gang goes a little too far before 30 seconds of real talk must take place. Don't miss this one, it's the worst!

    Episode 6: The Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 79:12


    Its a bit late, but here's our spooooky halloween episode! Everybody dresses up and gets a little toasted for this spooktacular episode. Cops get slapped and buzzards throw up all over a small town. The whole gang is here and we play lots of fun horror related games. With our special guest (who's name you'll just love) on the couch, we dive into some not so important subjects. Thanks for tuning in, and enjoy the show!

    Episode 5: The Reverse Centaur

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 88:05


    Oh jeez, we're back! This week we get a little SAUCY. We talk about animal rights, The Wiggles for adults and whether or not Jason Lee and Brandon Lee are the same person. Movie pitches and dream jobs will be proposed and the closest Applebee's Showdown ever, so don't miss out!

    Episode 4: No Shotgunning Allowed

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 80:23


    Welcome back! Have we got an episode for you! This week, the east side of the table shotguns beers nonstop, a reverend goes on a hooker fueled drug binge, the table decides who the next world dictator should be, and a magical showdown in the Applebee's Parkinglot takes place! Guest starring the wonderful Marcie Harms, you won't want to miss this episode, especially when it gets heated.

    Episode 3: Gary's Vahina and the 1000 year old virgin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 82:17


    This might be the best episode yet, if you can sit through endless technical difficulties, echoes and peaking mics! I promise we'll fix it soon. Seymour unveils his new mode of transportation, guest Marcie teaches the gang about vaginas, and Jay tells a truth. Rogue grandmas and men stranded on boats make their debut, so don't miss out on this one!

    Episode 2: Strong Female Icons

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 78:58


    This week the gang is all together with a special guest on the couch! This episode Chris will dive further into the "I wont be running for political office any time soon" reputation, while poor Connor does his best to not be associated with him or the podcast for his public image. You won't want to miss this!

    Episode 1: Paywall

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 81:24


    This week you get to meet the group in their first week of therapy! Join us through a endless series of technical difficulties and wild shenanigans. Who will showdown this week in the Applebee's Parkinglot?

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