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With the help of their friends and otherwise useless English degrees, Isaac and Declan take on the ever growing world of truly awful writing, one chapter at a time. We read them so you don't have to!

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    • Oct 16, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    I or AI? (Halloween Spooktacular)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 57:40


    In a terrifying divergence from form, the Big Bad Books Boys are taking a break from Old Uncle Cline's Almanac of References to explore the lengths, breadths, and depths of horror fiction. Not real fiction (??), mind you. No, more a collection of random snippets written either by a robot, or by an AI. Declan is left - as are you, dear listener, - to determine which is which.Important Links

    Real Estate: Chapter 18 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 59:01


    Ernest continues to defy all expectations, by setting a third consecutive chapter in the delightfully underwhelming world of Shermer, with still no end in sight! This time we have RDJ being coerced, we've got DUBI and Doobage galore, and we have our most upsetting visit (yet) to the horrors of Gulag Caledonia.Important Links

    Prevarication: Chapter 17 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 91:42


    It's been a minute since we checked-up on Wade and the Gunter Gang, but fortunately they're still on the very-interesting-and-not-remotely-laborious-to-read-about planet of Shermer!In this chapter, we explore all the ways Cline doesn't want to share the answer to his good puzzles, witness a needle-drop for the ages, and PAUSE (in a gamer way) to discover what manner of horrors have befallen Gulag Caledonia.Important Links

    John Hughes: Chapter 16 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 84:34


    Reeling from the shard-related revelations of last time, we were all ready for an action-packed chapter. But Cline is a master of subverting expectations, and instead provided us with the most boring collection of pages ever! Join us as we traverse the medium-sized planet of Shermer dedicated to all things John Hughes. PLUS we take another visit to the ever-prophetic Gulag Caledonia for some Very Good Philosophy!Important Links

    Pacing: Chapter 15 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 88:47


    Another episode, another chapter, and after the white-knuckle excitement of the Ninja-Sega/Sega-Ninja rundown last time out, we're in for even more excitement, as we finally see Wade in some death-defying combat, and uncover more of the mysterious past Halliday has been hiding.Plus, we enter the realm of Gulag Caledonia, an all-too-divorced prediction of a future ravaged by God-forgetters. Not to be missed!Important Links

    Ekphrasis: Chapter 14 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 82:52


    After an Easter Gunting hiatus, we're back with another chapter. This one's heavy on the games and light on the story. Just the way we like it! Ernest puts us in the shoes of Wade in the cyber-shoes of Parzival who is, in turn, in the simulated-kicks of Kira Underwood: the coolest teen in Middletown (Ohio).Important Links

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    Grief: Chapter 13 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 92:40


    As a famous, jewel-headed robot once said, what is grief if not love persevering? In this chapter, Cline ponders the very same question in the aftermath of the tragic circumstances which led to Mark Rylance crashing a plane into Art3mis. And his answer is not what you'd expect!Important Links

    Liability: Chapter 12 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 83:17


    After a brief, reading-based hiatus, we're BACK to continue our quest through Ready Player Two!In this chapter, things are getting pretty real for dear old Wade. There's a lot on the line, but fortunately he is legally protected from any and all consequences by some ironclad End User License Agreements.Important Links

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    Intelligence: Chapter 11 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 77:24


    It's the festive season, and to celebrate the coming of Claus, Cline has seen fit to gift us all with something we've been missing sorely: an actual story! Revelations, twists, references, and over-explained simplicities are abound in this episode, which some critics are describing as “one hell of a chapter”.Important Links

    Drama: Chapter 10 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 71:39


    After taking some time to process and reflect on the dense narrative clod of RP2, we're finally back with a new chapter. And what a chapter it is!Open up your body and mind to Ernest's ping-pong prose as he pilots your unthinking telebot corpse through a hailstorm of revelations and plot twists which some critics have suggested he could have done with spreading out a bit. Important Links

    Victory?: Chapter 9 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 56:25


    This is, being frank, the most boring chapter of the book so far!After finally giving us a glimpse of puzzle last time, Cline brings us crashing back down to Earth harder than a SpaceX rocket with a death wish. We get a pained attempt at banter, followed up a dream so symbolic that Freud himself would be left quaking.Important Links

    Progress: Chapter 8 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 68:33


    The chapter for this episode finally delivered what we've all been waiting for: some genuine focus on the goddamn Shard Riddle. We won't lie to you… it's not great. However, it did give us a chance to chat about puzzles, riddles, Dan Brown, The Robes of Anorak, Agatha Christie, twitch.tv/shamecity, and - lest we forget - The Internet's Chuck Wendig.Important Links

    Morality: Chapter 7 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 73:44


    It's not often you can say a book reaches new lows when every single page of it has already been drivel, but Cline is a pioneer! This episode's chapter involves multiple, heinous breaches of morality and decency, on both Wade's part and Ernest's, further cementing the idea that they are, in fact, one and the same.Important Links

    Abundance: Chapter 6 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 59:21


    In this episode, the glow-up from the previous chapter is summarily (and immediately) undermined by a string of references so pointless that they strain even Cline's tenuous grasp of emotional resonance. The rest of the chapter consists of a couple dozen pages culminating in an ending so dramatic that it borders on being actual plot!Important Links

    Ersatz Evolution: Chapter 5 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 68:13


    This episode features a glimmer of hope on the bibliographic horizon. Old Ernie Cline appears to have dropped the references, dropped the weird techno-acronyms, and possibly embraced the idea of… character development? Sure it's still interminably dull, internally inconsistent, and entirely plotless. But baby steps, right?Important Links

    Aimlessness: Chapter 4 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 60:36


    It's episode two, and we're looking at the fourth chapter of ‘Ready Player Two'. You might think that, by now, we'd have a clear direction for the novel? Perhaps a core narrative? A singular focus? Well, consider this just another instance of Ernie Cline's genre-bending originality, because we still don't have a goddamn clue what's actually happening!Important Links

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    Nice Guy: Chapters 1-3 (Ready Player Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 75:01


    Welcome to Big Bad Books!Our first season is about Ernest Cline's 'Ready Player Two', and this inaugural episode looks at the first three chapters. Doesn't sound like much, does it? And yet these three chapters manage to cover several years, countless hate crimes, and a near-infinite procession of meaningless nostalgic references. Start as you mean to go on, I guess.Important Links

    Big Bad Trailer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 1:18


    Welcome to Big Bad Books!Every other Sunday, Isaac and Declan—with the help of occasional friends and otherwise useless English degrees—take on the ever growing world of truly awful writing, one chapter at a time. We read them so you don't have to!Launching June 27th, available everywhere!Important Links

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