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Season 3 Episode 12: The Finale!...in which your favorite prognosticators of prognosticators look to the future, dwell a bit on past loses, reminisce about past players, get fed up with everything, close down emotionally, get back to the future, wade through what the hell the "lottery" is, decide which team to hate for the playoffs and remind everybody of the Blazerally motto: "Fuck the Lakers". Try to enjoy this double length extravaganza event! We Dare You and We'll talk at you soon! #goblazers #blairallyvintagearcade

Season 3 Episode 11...in which the fellas try to figure out if they can remain Blazer fans, but then Coach Josh (of all people!) offers a very thin ray of hope for a possible rocky and steep road to the playoffs. #unadvance #matehave

Episode 10...in which the boys lament on how crappy things have become this season and Coach Josh predicts three more years of this bs! #lasvegastrailblazers

Episode 9...in which the boys discuss the future, the past and play a little game Blazer Chad calls "Fight/No Fight" all while totally ignoring that AllStar Weekend is even a thing.

Episode 8...in which your favorite prognosticators decipher what the hell is going on with this team and Blazer Chad poses questions in his game of "YES OR NO".

Episode 7...in which Coach Josh explains to the gang what the hell is going on with all these trades and the who the hell are these guys on the Blazers?!

Episode 6...in which the gang laments on the state of OUR beloved Trailblazers, riddled with injuries. #allfalldown

Episode 5...in which Coach Josh leads us in a class of Basketball IQ 101. And the gang sings the praises of Simons and Little with even more talk about upcoming trade deadline. And speaking of deadlines, Blazer Chad may have been abducted!! #savechad #damedonttank

Episode 4...sponsored by Izakaya Meiji (whether they like it or not) in which Blazer Chad admits to making a "FAILBLAZERS" logo but deleting it, the guys ask if this is the WORST season ever and play the game "Stay or Go". #wisebelowhisyears

Season 3 Episode 3...in which the gang rejoices in the firing of Olshey, recaps the piss poor season so far, makes zany predictions on the future of our beloved Trailblazers and plays a little game Coach Josh calls "In or Out". #realisticness #chadstompskittens

Season 3 Episode 2...in which your heroes delve into the issues, trials and speedbumps hindering Our Beloved Trailblazers climb to greatness! #letsdothischauncey

Season 3 Episode 1...in which your favorite Portland Trailblazer fan podcast embarks on a brand new Season, complete with recaps, predictions, and what ifs ALL SEASON LONG!

Preseason3 Episode 7...in which the gang gets excited about "the real thing", the season, the potential, the roster, the new coach, Blairally's BIG SCREEN, and much more, Including Chad's "Game of Questions" and Coach Josh's "Superfan Test" in this over 50% longer extravaganza with EXTRA vaganza!!!

Preseason3 Episode 6...in which Blazer Chad is MIA but Beard and Coach carry on talking about the upcoming season's roster and the battle for the 2nd and 3rd Five.

Preseason3 Episode 5...in which Blazer Chad poses questions leading to the big question: What does it take to make Damian Lillard give up and leave the Portland Trailblazers? Stories are told, feelings are hurt, and Beard tells us when Preseason game start.

Episode WTF? Football?!?...in which Beard takes over and tries to sneakily morf Blairally from BLAZERALLY into RAIDERALLY. Will it happen? Can it happen? SHOULD it happen? Listen to find out!

Preseason3 Episode 4...in which a visit to Magic Mirror shows the fellas what may be to come for our beloved Portland Trailblazers and Josh tries really hard to give a vocabulary lesson.

Preseason3 Episode 3...in which the gang tries to navigate the tricky Preseason fenagaling of learning who the hell is on the team and debate about the NBA's Luxury Tax. #unknownheroes

Preseason3 Episode 2...in which your blazerbois discuss the building of next season's team, free agents, and Beard reveals his new favorite Trailblazer.

Preseason3 episode 1...in which, the fellas talk about the past, present, and future ghosts of the NBA draft. Including remembering the ABA, The Yao Effect, and more, as we all gear up for an exciting 20-21 Portland Trailblazers Season!

Episode 14...in which the gang trounces down memory lame once again, with a stop over in whatifland and Coach Josh debuts his new game: "Who Wore It?" (04/19/2021)

Episode 13...in which Blazer Chad confesses his admiration of Enes and Beard jumps on the bandwagon. Coach Josh is not as impressed but gets his tongue all mitchmaxts. (04/12/2021)

Episode 12...in which your heroes discuss the mid season trade of Gary and....that other guy. (03/29/2021)

...in which the fellas (continuing the trip down amnesia lane) discuss HipHop and the NBA. Featuring Zelly Rock, Blazerally's resident HipHop expert.

....in which, due to minor technicological setbacks, Season 2 is on hiatus. And so, Blazerally presents episodes from past "seasons". This episode vaguely concerns Rasheed Wallace and features Zelly Rock.

Episode 11...in which our heroes take a trip down memory lane discussing past and present Blazer Killers and Chad puts Coach to the test on his knowledge of International Trailblazers.

Episode 10...in which your heros reflect on this year's All Star Game Extravaganza, reminisce on past Trailblazer All Stars, and play Coach Josh's game he likes to call: Who Has More Stars? Shout out to Kiki VanDeWeghe. #participatated

Episode 9...in which the gang learns about the history of the "g" league, dreams of Eugene having a Blazer affiliate G League team and Coach Josh challenges the rest to a game of "Name That Affiliate".

Episode 8...in which the guys watch their Blazers play the Suns. Pregame expectations, halftime have tos, and excuses for the second half. Also touching on why the NBA, and apparently the WHOLE WORLD, are against the Portland Trailblazers.

Episode 7...in which Coach Josh furthers his trade debates with the approaching deadline, Beard puts up more fences, and Chad once again calls asterisk on the season. Covid ruined everything...again! Get on the Dame wagon Stephen A.!

Episode 6...in which the fellas learn that Chad (obviously not Kushuba) is the glue that holds the show together and how it's hard for those superstars to play in empty arenas. Also, Coach Josh reminds us all he wants to trade...EVERYONE!

Is Lillard's talent being wasted? Do the Blazers have ANY forwards? Does Zoom sponsor BLAZERALLY? WILL ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS GET ANSWERED?!?!

... in which Coach Josh offers trade ideas, talks about old ass Blazers and Chad eventually gives up.

Chad and Coach Josh discuss The "Jailblazers", stupid NBA team names and where The Raptors get off with this "we are north" nonsense.

What if?

Welcome to the Future!...of the Portland Trailblazers.