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Bloody Classic! We're sharing our favorite stories from history, mythology and folklore. Each episode Liz & Mattie take turns telling a new story designed to teach the other a little something something, and see what sort of whacked out response comes out. Join us on your morning commute or on a laz…

Mattie Mould & Liz Stephens

  • May 10, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 21m AVG DURATION
  • 58 EPISODES


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Episode 58. The Great Train Robbery (AKA Monopoly Once Again Tearing Gangs Apart)

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 22:11


Follow along with this highly unusual and weirdly lovable tail of the Great Train Robbery of 1963. $55 million anyone? 

Episode 57. Disney Plus (AKA Disney PLUS The Stuff They Left Out)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 24:17


In news shocking to you all, it turns out Disney movies are all based on some real grim stories. I know, surprising that princesses had an even rougher time in the originals.

Episode 56. The Great Escape (AKA This Episode Is For Your Dad)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 23:30


WW2 Poland POW Camp escape through the Tom, Dick & Harry tunnels, an inspirational story for morale boosting in untenable situations. Just what we need right now. 

Episode 55. Peter Pan (AKA creepy or cute, you decide)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 23:30


Pirates, fairies, lost boys and mother issues - we're investigating Pan and JM Barrett and their obsession with eternal youth #iwontgrowup

Episode 54. The Great Wall of China (AKA Lego But Make It Fashion)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 17:49


The history of one of the most impressive man-made structures for your pub trivia convenience

Episode 53. Gentleman Jack (AKA Gal Pals and Nothing but Gal Pals ;) )

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2020 20:43


The first lesbian in recorded history with land, academia, a BBC show and... A WIFE!

Episode 52. The Boston Strangler (AKA Sorry For Being A Dick)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 19:04


Strangler/thief/serial killer... one asshole, many hats.

Episode 51. New Year's Eve (AKA Get Your Gold Undies)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 18:50


Bloody Classic Season 2! History of our beloved retrospective and forward focussed holiday.

Episode 50. British Royalty (AKA Why You Can't Play Monopoly With The Queen)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 20:03


What better way to end Series 1 of Bloody Classic than with a good ol' fun fact segment on British Royalty. If it's a high brow history discussion you're after, we give you permission to skip - but if trivia and conversational tidbits are more your style, this episode is for you.

Episode 49. Ned Kelly Part 2 (AKA That Guy I Wanted To Shoot Before Gets Shot)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2019 18:36


Part two of the tale of young Ned, graduating from young scoundrel to full time criminal & armour designer to the stars. 

Episode 48. Ned Kelly Part 1 (AKA "If I Ever Shoot Someone, You'll Be The First")

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2019 18:44


Part one of the tale of our Aussie hero, just a boy on the wrong side of the law stealing some horses, shooting some cops. 

Episode 47. The Family (AKA Yoga & LSD Do Not Equal Love)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2019 19:51


The cult of The Family from Australia - to reiterate, we do not endorse cults

Episode 46. The Seven Wonders Of The Ancient World (AKA #Pyramates #Babylonbabes)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2019 21:00


Pyramids, hanging gardens, statues & temples - your Bloody Classic girls talking you through the top gram-worthy spots of pre-AD Hellenic babes.

Episode 45. Pocahontas (AKA Don't Bother With Every Basic White Guy Called John)

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 21:58


The true tale of our favourite Disney Princess - who legit had a rough life and deserves way more than the colours of the wind

Episode 44. Vikings (AKA Scandinavians on Grand Theft Boating)

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 18:38


They invented super fast ships long before they invented the Allen key guys..

Episode 43. Worst Inventions In History (AKA Not Every Idea Is A Good Idea Fred)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 20:40


A trip through the dumbest ideas of the 18-19th centuries and all the crap that thankfully didn't reach us in the 20th

Episode 42. Emu Wars (AKA Big Bird Is Coming For Us All)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 22:36


Legitimately the most unbelievable episode of Bloody Classic yet. Honestly do yourself a favour and tune in - this is bonkers. 

Episode 41. Genghis Khan (AKA EVERYONE'S Favourite Uncle)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 16:57


Our mate Genghis with a penchant for wives and beheading...but hey he invented the postal service using spies!

Episode 40. St Patricks Day (AKA I Banished ALL The Snakes)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 17:38


Oh we'll tell you a tale of the magnificent Patrick and his self congratulatory autobiography, the clover whisperer himself.

Episode 39. Common Phrases & Their Origins (AKA Umble Pie)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2019 21:06


Ever been saved by the bell, turned a blind eye or been told to sleep tight? Play along as we learn all about some of our most common phrases. 

Episode 38. St Valentine's Day (AKA Gentle Goat Slapping)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 16:54


Safe for the lonely hearts and the lovers of our listenership, we discuss the origins of this sacred Hallmark holiday 

Episode 37. The Winter War (AKA Always Be The Finland)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 19:33


1939. Finland v Soviet Union. Ski Ninjas. Tanks. Be there.

Episode 36. Troy (AKA Hire A Proper Archaeologist)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2019 19:50


The heroes, legends and fools of Troy, including the myth itself and the man who destroyed all the evidence of it's reality.

Episode 35. The People’s Cult in Jonestown (AKA Do Not Drink The Kool Aid)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 28:43


Cults always sound ok at the start don’t they? And then they turn a bit psycho/murdery and totally ruin the vibe...

Episode 34. Stockholm Syndrome (AKA Bathroom Breaks = Love)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2018 19:39


The original case of Stockholm Syndrome where victims would not testify against their captors.

Episode 33. Famous Heists (AKA How to afford Christmas)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2018 21:25


We do not condone theft in anyway, so if these stories inspire you we will not be held accountable.

Episode 32. Salem (AKA Hermione on Trial)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2018 25:46


You get a witch! And you get a witch! EVERYBODY GETS A WITCH!

Episode 31. Mary Queen of Scots Part 2 (AKA When not to wear a wig)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2018 26:45


Part 2 of our Mary Epic. Christ, it just gets worse. PS Apologies for poor sound at the 17min mark (lasts about 30")! Audio fail... can you tell we aren't professionals?

Episode 30. Mary Queen Of Scots Part 1 (AKA Even queens get nowhere on Tinder)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2018 26:09


Part 1 of our Mary Epic. To sum it up in one word, bleak.

Episode 29. Cleopatra (AKA When in exile, seduce Caeser)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 27:58


Our tale of the last Pharaoh of Egypt and the kid brother who tried to get in her way

Episode 28. Burke & Wills (AKA Why Not To Follow The Leader)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 22:33


Easy to dash down skills on a CV but hard to back them up in the desert... Another tale of explorative and philosophical triumph from Outback Australia.

Episode 27. Blackbeard (AKA Ultimate Brand Management)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2018 21:49


You don't even have to be the most fearsome pirate, you just have to be the most talked about.

Episode 26. Amelia Earhart (AKA Classic Noonan)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 24:55


Theories on the whereabouts of our aviation queen.

Episode 25. The Lost City of Atlantis (AKA Location Location Location)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2018 18:27


Plato heard from Socrates who heard from his uncle's coworker's wife's friend that Atlantis is totally a thing.

Episode 24. The Bermuda Triangle (AKA You're now in the conspiracy)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2018 19:33


Missing ships, downed planes, drowned crews - conspiracy? mythology? or good old fashioned human error?

Episode 23. History of Pride (AKA Get Your Glitter)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2018 19:01


We're going back to the first official LGBT couple and all the way to now. We're all proud.

Episode 22. FIFA World Cup (AKA Anyone But Italy)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2018 21:10


Bribery, corruption, conspiracy, diving - we have it all in the history of the FIFA World Cup!

Episode 21. Samurai Tales (AKA Sword Sound Effects)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 22:11


Samurai history, honor and legends including superior armour, katana and loyalty post gap-year. 

Episode 20. The London Underground (AKA Plague Pit Commuting)

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2018 20:06


The history of the beloved London Tube, the hottest place on earth. 

Episode 19. King Arthur (AKA Arthur's Living Room Empire)

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2018 22:35


Our chivilrous knights of the round table and The Matter of Britain - Frivilous, pleasant but completely false.

Episode 18. Marathons (AKA Run Forest Run)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2018 22:27


The origin story of the pinacle of human achievment... until ultra marathons were invented..

Episode 17. Hamilton (AKA Give Us a Verse, Drop Some Knowledge)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2018 23:38


We cannot contain our enthusiasm. Spoilers if you haven't read any reviews in the past 5 years.

Episode 16. April Fools (AKA Never Trust A Weasley)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2018 18:17


Actually about April fools, we aren't pranking you...I promise!

Episode 15. Who Run The World? (AKA Mulans From History)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2018 25:33


Happy International Women's Day! We're celebrating with some of our favourite female badasses from history who had to dress as men to make their mark. 

Episode 14. Aztec Sacrifices (AKA what happens in the temple stays in the temple)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 21:34


Three words: loose flesh coat

Episode 13. Very Superstitious... (AKA you try to pronounce triskaidekaphobia)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2018 19:48


Why is it always 7 years bad luck?

Episode 12. Jack The Ripper (AKA Real Murderers Name Themselves)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2018 25:52


Become a Ripperologist with us in this grizzly episode about London's most notorious psycho

Episode 11. Oedipus (AKA Freud's Artistic License)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2018 22:36


You mother-loving, father-murdering, sphinx-riddling toerag.

Episode 10. History of Skiing (AKA Snurf's Up Dude)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2018 18:44


Did you know the first snowboard was called a "Snurfer"? Yeah... neither did we. 

Episode 9. Krampus (AKA More Than Coal Coming Your Way)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2017 18:52


You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout i'm telling you why.. Krampus is coming to awaken your nightmares.

Episode 8. Human Survival (AKA Hiding in Plain Sight)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2017 22:28


5 incredible stories of human tenacity and bravery from World War 2 (we'll flag that we only chose stories of survival). 

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