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Created by Adora Zen, this is a reading of the monthly Cancer Stoner Horoscope.

Jay Fratt


    • May 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 4:15


    Stoner Cancer, this month, don't worry about what your fellow cannabis companions are doing. This June is all about marching to the beat of your own drum, and about the trails that you choose to blaze. This doesn't mean that all of your traveling and smoke sessions have to be solo. Afterall, there are few things better than soaking up the Sun, sparking up that sweet sinsemilla, and hitting the open road with your closest cannabis companions. Your self-reliance and inward focus simply mean that on your many endo-excursions, you don't have to be a passenger. It's your time to take the wheel, my chronic-loving stoner Cancer. You are known for being the kind, caring, and thoughtful Crab. The one who, whether good or bad, can't help but to take everyone else's feelings into consideration. It might take a few days to get used to, and more than a couple meditative bowls, but right now you need to put your needs first. Self-care will be even more crucial as we transition into Cancer season at the end of the month. You are already one of the signs of the stoner Zodiac most in touch with their emotions. But, if you don't toke time to find your center early in June, you run the risk of becoming overwhelmed by sudden surges of the feels. Stoner Cancer, while some will say Indica can leave you stuck ‘in the couch,' this relaxing and grounding cannabis species will be the go-to strains for the first Summer month. This season, the Sun is sure to provide you with an endless supply of energy, and Sativa dominant strains might leave you feeling more scatter-brained than inspired. Just remember that whether or not you choose more grounding kinds of green this month, the most important thing is that you choose to DO YOU stoner Crab!

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 4:17


    Stoner Cancer, the days are getting longer, and the temperatures are heating up as Summer draws closer. So why does it still feel like gray clouds are hanging heavy overhead, and spring showers will never end? Look around you stoner Cancer. If the sun's out, and the skies are clear, but you still find yourself feeling hazy or blue, you may want to turn your focus from upward to inward. Maybe you haven't been able to fully shake off the melancholy that marred the Winter months. Perhaps grinding day-in and day-out has left you feeling more like a cog stuck in the corporate machine, and less like your usual chronic-loving Crabby self. The universe is not conspiring to harsh your high stoner Cancer. It will be up to you, with a little help from some sacred healing herbs, to get your groove back. In the early days of the month, take a step back and toke time to light up, rise up, and look at your situation from an elevated perspective. Remember my contemplative Crab, meditation can be manifested in many forms. It doesn't necessarily mean you have to hide away in a silent smoke-filled room, reflecting on past failures or resolving to do better in the future. Of course, you can choose to fire up a bowl of the greenest ganja, and pursue your peace by yourself. But you can also find your state of Zen on a Saturday afternoon spent with your cannabis companions hiking to your favorite smoke spot. Stoner Cancer, just know that you hold the key to making the most of May. Learn to light up and let go of whatever might be weighing you down, and your spirits will continue to rise with the temperature the whole month through.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 4:25


    Stoner Cancer, there will be almost nothing you will have to be crabby about this April. The flowers are budding, the days are getting longer, and your attitude is on the rise. As long as you keep your stash jars at equally high levels, the forecast is looking up. The cosmic haze that hung over the first few months of 2022 has lifted, leaving nothing but bright skies and wide-open roads. Just remember that while the path ahead may be clear stoner Cancer, it will be up to you as to how far you wander. After a cool winter spent cooped-up inside, toking Indica on the couch, it's time to switch to more stimulating Sativa cannabis strains, and take your smoke sessions outside! Nothing says Spring-is-here like hitting up your best buds to cloud-up your favorite outdoor smoke spots. My chronic-loving Crab, whenever the weather allows, you should be enjoying your nugs out in Nature. Puffing tree among the trees. It may not be warm enough for extended getaways, but it's definitely a good opportunity to do some reconnaissance for future endo-excursions. Now is the perfect time to map out the paths you want to blaze during the coming months. And although we're not in full summertime adventure mode quite yet, a few dank-filled day trips will hold you over in the meantime. My confident stoner Crab, it has been a while since you've felt this level of high spirit.  Be courageous and ready to conquer whatever the cosmos has in store. This month, breathe deep the invigorating vapors of the sweet sinsemilla, and let it lift you even higher. Regardless of how slow or low the year has felt so far, know that this season, nothing can bring you down!

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 4:28


    Stoner Cancer, at this point, you may be feeling a bit jealous of some of the other signs in the stoner Zodiac. Maybe you are a little annoyed at having watched some of your peers start the year with a meteoric rise, while you seemed to find yourself stuck on the launch pad. Well buckle up stoner Cancer, and prepare for takeoff, because this month it's all systems go! While you saw those in your sphere blast off and blaze bright at first, they didn't do a very good job pacing themselves for the long haul. Now, you are seeing those same cannabis cosmonauts crashing back down to earth, out of gas, and low on green energy. And it's only March. This month, light up and breathe easy my contemplative Crab; the days you spent at a slow burn will start to pay off. Those days when you thought you were falling behind, were really about preparing your cosmic space suit for the many terrestrial travels ahead. By rationing your reefer and energy over the past couple months, you have built up your reserves and ensured you will have enough of both to make this Spring one of the most happening and haziest ever. Stoner Cancer, avoid making the same mistakes as your cannabis companions whose endo-adventures ended prematurely. In other words: Slow your roll. Keep your eye on your destination, but don't forget to enjoy the journey. Toke the scenic route stoner Cancer. Feel the wind on your face, and those sweet sacred vapors in your lungs, as you make pit stops at your favorite smoke spots. Stoner Cancer, you may feel like you're finally getting your cosmic groove back. Just be sure to keep it moving at a sustainable pace, otherwise you risk running out of steam before you get to the hot and happy days of summer.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 4:10


    Stoner Cancer, last month the goal was to smoke the high grade and keep it lowkey. It was about finding your way along the mellow middle path through consistent medicated meditation; it was a time to toke it slow and allow yourself the headspace needed to philosophize and plan out where you want to go next. Many of these were solo smoke sessions, or limited only to your closest cannabis companions. Now it's time to get back out there to share those great greens and good vibes with more of your fellow tokin' terrestrials. But, as you expand your smoke session this February, be mindful that not everyone can be expected to be in such a zenful state of mind, my calm and collected Crab. So, stoner Cancer, it is a good time to get out the peace pipe and give it a good deep cleaning…you will need it this month. The good news is that new dramas aren't a part of the month's forecast. Instead, unresolved tensions and hurt feelings can resurface as people hangout and hotbox with those they haven't seen in a while. When the conversation stalls or gets a little heated, just let go and let the sacred herb guide the communications forward. After everyone shares a few bowls, the room might be a little hazy, but you will be able to see others' perspectives more clearly. Stoner Cancer, it's not about who is right or who was wronged. It's about listening to each other, lighting up together, and helping everyone to meet on a higher and healthier level. After-all, especially when it comes to spending time toking and talking with our partners-in-chronic, good ganja is something we can all agree upon.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, you may be ready to load the bong, sit on the couch, and say good riddance to the crazy and hazy days of 2021.  Unfortunately, my chronic-loving Crab, you still have a few more weeks to go before you can embrace the new beginnings of a new year.  For now, while you shouldn't … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope December →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, you are accustomed to processing the intense emotions that arise as you navigate the unstable streams of the cosmos during the times of tumultuous tides. But, there are many of your fellow tokin' terrestrial astronauts who may easily become overwhelmed when the waters get too rough.  It's been quite a wild ride so … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope November →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace.  It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope October →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it's that plans are always subject to change. This doesn't mean you shouldn't try to look ahead, just don't stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination. These detours, which at first … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope September →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side.  This doesn't mean you should let … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope August → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter.  Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July.  These balanced buds … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope July → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021


    Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope June → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope May → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021


    Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope April → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope March → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021


    Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope February → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020


    Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope January → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020


    Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope December → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020


    Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope November → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020


    Stoner Cancer you were burning at full flame throughout the Summer months; so much that you may not always have taken the time to look before you lept.  With endless Summer days to adventure, it didn’t matter as much which path you chose, they all lead to a hazy and happy conclusion.  But now as … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope October → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020


    Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope September → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020


    Stoner Cancer you spent the last month moving at a mile a minute, soaking up the sun, and finding the sweetest smoke spots.  While you should keep blazing trails, and continue your stoney adventures, August should also be a time to take pause.  Toke time to reflect on where you’ve been, so you can look … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope August → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020


    Summer is in full swing stoner Cancer.  Amidst all the sweltering and sultry sunny days, remember you are writing your own story.  You are the author of your own adventures, but you should prepare for fellow celestial stoners to join you on your cosmic escapades.  During July, you will have full confidence, and faith, of … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope July → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020


    Those who are fortunate enough to smoke with the stoner Cancer, know the chronic-loving crab always has the best buds.  And often there is an unspoken understanding that they will help when it is time to light up the sacred herb.  While some might find this unsolicited expectation annoying, you embrace the puff puff pass … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope June → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020


    Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope May → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020


    Stoner Cancer the weight of cosmic waves of influence may have you feeling sluggish and stagnate lately.  But, you can expect a new spring in your step as the days grow longer, and brighter skies appear on the horizon.  Of course, you can help yourself by getting back to the basics. Stick to strains that … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope April → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2020


    Stoner Cancer March could be seen as walking on a bed of hot coals.  Scary, with the potential for danger, but rewarding and empowering after completion.  The planetary forecast this month is cloudy with a chance of sunshine. A bit rainy at work with a high probability of sun breaks at home. Know thyself stoner … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope March → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020


    Whoa stoner Cancer, the New Year got off to a smokin start.  In January the pressures of a cosmic existence shaped you into a dank frosty nug.  In February the pressure will ease, but important terrestrial foundations will start to form under the surface. Most of the beautiful images we see of lush green cannabis … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope February → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019


    Quick!  Stoner Cancer, prepare yourself!  Puff puff pass on the stress early in the month.  Pressure of the economic grind will weigh you down early in January.  The weight will not be crushing, but the potential to frazzle your nerves will be high.  Seek the calming nature of the sacred herb to soothe the nerves, … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope January → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2019


    Stoner Cancer as we transition from 2019 into the great unknown of the year to come, one thing is certain:  You are going to be noticed. While the days grow darker more quickly, your glowing aura will be impossible to miss. This means you can expect great growth in interpersonal relationships, both platonic and romantic. … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope December → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019


    It’s a new moon, stoner Cancer, and November brings all the promise of a new you! The trees are losing the last of their leaves, and this period offers you the same opportunity of shedding old tendencies to make way for new beginnings. The thought of change might at first sound scary; but keep calm … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope November → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2019


    Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward. The two halves of October will be split by the Full … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope October → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019


    How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope September → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019


    August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer. The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope August → The post Cancer Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019


    Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019


    Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019


    Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don't apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019


    Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

    Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019


    Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won't be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want … Continue reading Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

    Cancer February 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019


    February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the … Continue reading Cancer February 2019 →

    Cancer January 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018


    Progress isn't done with you yet stoner Cancer, and this time it has been joined by achievement! That is to say, the universe has arrived in January with welcomed support. Celestial bodies have aligned to bless the stoner Cancer with support in multiple life spheres. As long as you are willing to do whatever it … Continue reading Cancer January 2019 →

    Cancer December Horoscope

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2018


    Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative … Continue reading Cancer December Horoscope →

    Cancer November 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018


    Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can't always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are … Continue reading Cancer November 2018 →

    Cancer October 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2018


    From last month's endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They've slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have … Continue reading Cancer October 2018 →

    Cancer September 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2018


    Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role … Continue reading Cancer September 2018 →

    Cancer July 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018


    Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send … Continue reading Cancer July 2018 →

    Cancer June 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018


    The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon's influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament … Continue reading Cancer June 2018 →

    Cancer May 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2018


    Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish … Continue reading Cancer May 2018 →

    Cancer April 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2018


    Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos?  April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life.  This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path.  Truly you will … Continue reading Cancer April 2018 →

    Cancer March 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2018


    Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred … Continue reading Cancer March 2018 →

    Cancer February 2018

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2018


    Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it … Continue reading Cancer February 2018 →

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