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Choose Your Fighter is a comedy debate podcast where four longtime friends pit everything from Supreme Court Justices to Cereal Mascots against each other in a tournament to find out who or what belongs in our number one spot.

Evan Atkinson, Emily Lamb, Clare Milburn, Talha Salman


    • Feb 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 51m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Episode 15: Premier Pirate Parrot Pals

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 46:13 Transcription Available


    If you were a pirate, would you rather have your parrot on this shoulder or thiiiis shoulder? The correct answer is neither, there are way better options than parrots. Listen to our intrepid team of piracy experts as we spit a lot of facts... and some less-than-facts. Evan was also wearing a pirate costume the entire time, that's important.

    Episode 14: Replacement Reindeer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 62:53 Transcription Available


    It's a classic round of reindeer games as our hosts try to come up with some last-minute replacements for Santa's favorite four-legged friends. Along the way, we learned some surprising Hawaiian laws, did a surprising amount of math, and did our best to conjure up a mental image of Talha on a bmx bike. Happy Holidays from the Choose Your Fighter Crew!

    Episode 13: Victorian Vagabond Vengeance

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 51:00 Transcription Available


    Join our hosts for the story of Erasmus and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. This week we try to figure out what modern concepts would overwhelm the mind of a Victorian-era boy and along the way learn the value of teamwork, but never fully understand when the Victorian era was.

    Episode 12: College Football Fight Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 46:08 Transcription Available


    This week we're leaving it all out on the field for a matchup of college football mascots! Join us as we put some facts on myths and say some truly upsetting things about the male anatomy. Thanks to special guest hosts, Sport Totino and Boston Creampie for joining us! Follow our Instagram @chooseyourfighterpod!

    Episode 11: Arbitrary Alien Ambassador

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 50:05 Transcription Available


    It's like "Arrival", but much less though out. Aliens have just landed on Earth and we have to pick someone to represent all of humanity and make the first contact. Understandably we are the people that the UN called to make this decision. Also, be sure to check us out on Instagram @chooseyourfighterpod.

    Episode 10: Aw Rats, That Wasn't Mice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 50:06 Transcription Available


    This one got heated y'all, and frankly, went to some places that I'm uncomfortable writing down right now. This week your intrepid hosts debated which fictional rodent would win in a fight and, in the end, discovered some hard truths about our very nature as extant beings, the role of the physical and metaphysical worlds, and of course accidentally ended up on the wrong side of the internet. Also, if you don't already, be sure to follow us on Instagram @chooseyourfighterpod for all of the latest updates on the show!

    Episode 9: The One Hit Wonder Reunion Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 46:30 Transcription Available


    The first concert in a post-COVID world has to be short and bring the hits. Good thing we've put four one-hit wonders on the bill. This one is a tear-jerker folks, each of our hosts has a sob story, but only one of them cried so hard they had a nose bleed.

    Episode 8: The Eighth World Wonder

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 53:00 Transcription Available


    To be clear, we are ideally not the team to be selecting the eighth world wonder, but we're the team that did. I don't know if the world wonder commission calls us, or maybe we call them. All I know is that we chose the correct option.

    Episode 7: Cartoon Crushes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 38:28 Transcription Available


    For legal reasons, we have to say that this episode is entirely speculative. It's also pretty silly. This week, we're debating the number one most crushworthy cartoon character. What isn't up for debate is how deeply uncomfortable this conversation made Evan.

    Episode 6: Fast Food Fiasco

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 54:30 Transcription Available


    We're changing up the format this week and narrowing our top eight fast-food mascots all the way down to number one. I'm not trying to clown around, this one might make you Grimace.

    Episode 5: Disney Channel Original Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 76:07 Transcription Available


    Some topics discussed in this week's tournament: Boyactors.org, "Abaca-Deborah" a Debbie Reynolds fan-cast, Emily's double dutch career, Talha's steel candor, and Clare's VIBRANT imagination. Thank you to Bailey Igoe for our amazing theme song!

    Episode 4: Sam Jackson Smackdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 56:36 Transcription Available


    Which Samuel L. Jackson character would win in a head to head fight? Would they see each other and realize they look identical? Would that phase them? How do you spell Haberdashery? We have the answers to a some of these questions in this episode!

    Episode 1: Everybody Loves Chris

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 36:48 Transcription Available


    We are "Chris-tening" this podcast by answering the question on no one's mind... which famous person named Chris is the best. Hard. Hitting. Journalism.

    Episode 3: Dadliest Warrior

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 58:24 Transcription Available


    Show up for the dads, stay for the ever-evolving set of criteria by which Talha judges the worth of a father figure.

    Episode 2: Jazz Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 42:23 Transcription Available


    This week we're talking Cereal Killers, mascots from popular breakfast brands going head to head in.... who am I kidding, this episode is mostly about Booberry and his Jazz legacy.

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