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The unofficial fantasy review that you never wanted nor asked for. Partnering with What Mud Crab fantasy football league.

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    • May 15, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    S7E6 - Mad Meek Thursdays

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 24:24


    Get a Banh Mi up ya

    Crab Files Episode II: Dumbcunt-25 - A Dangerous New Strain

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 10:21


    Host Lee Bola discusses the origin and the spread of Dumbcunt-25 through the What Mud Crab League with leading virologist Dr Zac Teria, and President of the United States Donald J Trump.

    S7E5 - Bobby McFerrin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 15:32


    Don't listen please

    S7E4 - DEATHPOD

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 58:06


    I have 58 minutes but I haven't done pigs yet. This is an easy 3 hour pod. I also haven't done fixtures. But I'm going to sendnit. use this photo

    S7E3 - 90 MINS OF PIGS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 91:10


    Oink oink

    S7E2 - CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 8:42


    WEEKLY PODS

    Claw in the Meatball: A Kreds Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 11:53


    Crab Files with Simon RingroseThank you to our sponsors @KerlHermesKreb, @WAIntegrityCommission, and @AdamDolby.Find more content from Crab Files on ABC iView and wherever you get your podcasts. Please consider leaving a 5 star review.

    S7E1 - Crabman Said WHAT?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 6:22


    Footy in a bin

    S06E06 - Grand Final 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 73:58


    GRAND FINAL WANKERS!!!

    S06E05 - Round 20 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 59:58


    Hour of power but not unhinged

    S06E04 - Round 11 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 33:14


    New South Welshmen

    S06E03 - Round 10 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 29:10


    Who Wants To Be A Crabillionaire

    S06E02 - Round 9 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 12:42


    WILD WEST DEALS

    S06E01 - Round 4 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 26:05


    Dinga's Dicky Destiny

    S05E12 - Final round

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 29:46


    Cock bowl 2023

    S05E11 - Round 16 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 29:09


    Roast Pork and Rice

    S05E10 - We're Back Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 21:55


    Brought to you by Wen Better Name

    S05E09 - Bye Rounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 15:45


    S05E08 - Round 9 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 25:30


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    S05E07 - Round 8 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 53:46


    I know when that Timmy Ting

    S05E06 - Round 6 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 60:07


    Premium Subscription $2/day

    S05E05 - Round 5 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 33:11


    Podcast Karaoke 2: Electric Boogaloo

    S05E04 - Round 4 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 48:23


    Happy Birthday Sally Robertson!

    S05E03 - Round 3 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 60:33


    S05E02 - Round 2 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 19:48


    Hi everyone. Have a nice day at work x

    S05E01 - Round 1 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 28:00


    Hoop dreams

    S05E0 - 2023 Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 6:38


    CrabGPT

    S04E18 - Round 23 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 56:17


    hhhhnnnnnnnggggGGGGGG NUUUSSS

    S04E17 - Round 19 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 52:19


    Peri-Peri Ribs

    S04E16 - True Crime Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 10:51


    THE EPILOGUE

    S04E15 - Round 18 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 21:21


    The TRUE CRAB CRIME Podcast

    S04E14 - Round 17 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 37:07


    Nussy

    S04E13 - Round 15 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 40:09


    An enraged Father

    S04E12 - Post Byes 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 26:05


    t i m m y t i n g s

    S04E11 - Round 11 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 57:59


    I put my balls in Dinga's jaw

    S04E10 - Round 10 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 64:31


    Finance Tiiiiiiiings

    S04E09 - Round 9 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 52:52


    TIRUBANL! This week Simon and The Long Boi go head to head and discuss the league's misconduct

    S04E08 - Round 8 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 16:46


    Surprise motherfucker

    S04E07 - Round 7 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 37:07


    Come on down to Farmer Zac's piglet farm. We've got piglets of all positions and sizes. You can do all sorts of things with them: race em, swim in the pool with them. We guarantee you won't stop having fun at Zac's Piglet Farm

    S04E06 - Round 6 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 27:36


    Flagmantle

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    S04E05 - Round 5 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 55:45


    All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do 'til I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees 'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that, "Guys can't wait that long" I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I might need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name, we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a Godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maidenhead So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum Oops! I mean let's join our souls and unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in 'Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this one's the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God's OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything but... Everything but... Everything but... Whoa, fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization It's just between you and me 'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays 'Cause those parts don't count, of course Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions To circumvent any real sacrifice But still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in its complete jurisdiction As the only way to measure if you're good or not And in a debate, just say, "To have faith" Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got So close your eyes, take a deep breath and... Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus

    S04E04 - Round 4 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 42:39


    Quarter Time

    S04E03 - Round 3 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 31:25


    Commissioner Thomas

    S04E02 - Round 2 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 21:51


    Jaidyn Stephenson is today's Worpel

    S04E01 - Round 1 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 44:30


    Dublin Water Crisis

    S03E17 - Round 21 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 18:43


    Promo Code: robbosjanitors50

    S03E16 - Round 20 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 59:28


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    S03E15 - Round 19 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 48:59


    THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

    S03E14 - Round 16 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 21:49


    The Crabb Massacre

    S03E13 - Round 15 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 34:04


    Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun

    S03E12 - Benny's Big Ass Bye Round Bonanza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 39:45


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