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Jono is hopeless in love, so is on the hunt for his first boyfriend! Each episode he spills the tea on his last date - in all the cringe detail - and gets advice on what he's done right and wrong from his closest friends. Opening theme music created by Liam O'Keeffe https://m.soundcloud.com/liam-ok…

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    • Dec 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 35 EPISODES


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    Ep 33: Not Kumal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 40:11


    On todays episode, Jono talks about COVID, marathons and a potential SUCCESSFUL DATE! Kate tags along for the ride and reveals she is afraid of holiday sex...

    Ep 32: Not Happy Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 44:46


    Guest co-host: Paris. Jono is rejoined in this month's episode by icon Paris! They share stories of home invasions, uncomfortable massages and first kisses.

    Ep 31: Not Daniel Radcliffe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 46:20


    Jono and Kate bubble buddy again for this month's episode! Kate gets a dodgy work email and Jono ditches his celibacy!  HelloFresh: Link: https://hellofresh-ca.o5kg.net/c/2544961/791027/7893 Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!

    Ep 30: Best Bits, T*ts and Vagits

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 70:51


    For this month's episode, Jono and Kate go over the best bits of previous episodes, as voted by you guys! It's a rollercoaster so get ready ;) HelloFresh Canada: Link: https://hellofresh-ca.o5kg.net/c/2544961/791027/7893 Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!

    Ep 29: Not Your Average Sauna

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 64:25


    Guest co-host: Bianka. Jono and Kate are joined by Bianka, the fab host of Damsel Undestressed and co-host of We Want To Be Better! B delves into the ins and outs of her open relationship and Jono visits a sex sauna.  Db link: https://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=1540545&wgprogramid=280805 HelloFresh: https://hellofresh-ca.o5kg.net/c/2544961/791027/7893 Code: HFAFF80

    Ep 28: Not Gerard Butler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 68:13


    Guest co-host: Gaik. In this episode, we are joined by Gaik who explains what lengths he went to to prove to himself he was gay! Jono gets back on the horse and learns how to reject his dates face to face.   Omio link: https://omio.sjv.io/c/2544961/1078765/7385

    Ep 27: Not Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 74:48


    Guest co-host: Jack. As we open the DS doors again to Jack, we introduce a new segment where all our Non-Binary questions are answered! Jono has changed the script to dates with FRIENDS as a way to take a break from the brutal world of dating.

    Ep 26: Not Hank Green

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 58:00


    Guest co-host: Steph. Jono is back this month with the wonderful Steph! We share our bewilderment with Steph who tells her best date story which goes from hot to not after she gets unexpectedly ghosted! Jono goes on a date with a Tik Tok lookalike. 

    Ep 25: Not Willem Dafoe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 53:11


    Guest co-host: Zac. In this episode we welcome back Zac who is another victim of the Desperately Seeking Curse and has since gotten a boyfriend!!! Jonathan has a painful encounter with an extremely hung hunk.

    Ep 24: Not Danny Zuko

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 53:50


    Guest co-host: Demi. This month we share the mic with the beautiful Demi who tells us about her date at the Traralgon Tip and a lost butt plug. Jono goes on his first OkCupid date and explains the ins and outs of the site.

    Ep 23: Not Tonsillitis

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 71:00


    Guest co-host: Katie (sorry its confusing there's a Katie and a Kate lol). In this episode, Katie shares a multi-layered bad date story that might soon become a blockbuster rom com! Jono does some soul searching and digs into the reasons he can't lock down love. He also gets an illness that (surprise) might not actually have been tonsillitis like he thought...

    Ep 22: Not The Rebound

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 61:53


    Guest co-host: Courtney. Jono is joined once again by Bad Date Champion Courtney who gives us all an update on her dating life. Jono explores beats, has sex with yet another ride share driver and gets a sugar daddy!

    Ep 21: Update! Not Bob vs Not Andy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 63:20


    Guest co-host: Michael. He's back bitches! Michael returns to the podcast this month with a new and improved bad date story. Jono battles for his throne as the host of the show while he dives further into the love triangle that is Not Bob and Not Andy!

    Ep 20: Not Bob vs Not Andy Samerg

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 51:28


    Guest co-host: Elly. Kate's housemate Elly joins Jono to talk about a her horrible date with a guy who couldn't deal with being ghosted. Jono delves into his trouble picking between two sexy bachelors. 

    Ep 19: Not 3 Daddies (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 42:23


    Guest co-host: Jack. For part 2 of this R rated episode, we are rejoined by Jack who offers his advice to Jono who revisits an old flame. Will this flame spark up a romance? Tune in this ep to find out!!

    Ep 19: Not 3 Daddies (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 61:52


    Guest co-host: Jack. Jack is BACK to share his kinky sexcapades and the time he spent a night in a cage. Jono does an unboxing of his new sex toys, talks about phantom toes and his advances with a German doctors.

    Ep 18: Not Nick Jonas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 33:27


    Guest co-host: Kate.  Well... this episode took an unexpected turn! Tune in to get an update on Kate's iso-partner and Jono gets a juicy DM live on air!!

    Ep 17: Not Miss Rona

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 47:21


    Guest co-host: Kate     Dating in iso is sooo not a vibe! Jono gets a disturbing sext from Not Bob Saget and reflects back on his past, meanwhile Kate has found a new man who has become her Covid partner.

    Ep 16: Not Mario Lopez

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 57:24


    Guest co-host: Laura. Jono and Kate are joined by another Bad Bitch sibling, Laura, who tells Jono about a late night date with a nightclub bouncer. Kate reveals details about her new dating life and Jono goes on a date with a Marvel mega fan.

    Ep 15: Not Tilda Swinton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 47:39


    Guest co-host: Thaddeus. In this months episode, we have a very special guest (who secretly doubles as Jono's date!) Thaddeus gives us the inside scoop of what it's like to be on a date with Jono!

    Ep 14: Not Bob Saget

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 46:19


    Guest co-host: Ben.  In today's episode, Jono and Kate are joined by Ben who reminisces on his worst date involving a green card negotiation. Jono does butt stuff on Snapchat and an old flame gets ARRESTED!

    Ep 13: Not Tom Returns!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 45:35


    Guest co-host: Kate.   Jono and Kate come together once again to reveal life changing news for both of them! Jono also rekindles an old flame from a previous episode. TW: This episode mentions sexual assault. Wherever you are in Australia, you can call 1800 RESPECT (1800 737 732) for confidential information, counselling and support on sexual assault, domestic or family violence and abuse.

    Ep 12: Not Adam DeVine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 43:01


    Guest co-host: Emili.   This episode we sit down with Emili who reveals how her Mum was the reason her and her boyfriend fell in love! Jono delves into his date with a nervous Not Adam DeVine, but do the sparks fly? Find out in this months hilarious new ep!

    Ep 11: Not Sean Connery

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 56:19


    Guest co-host: Caity   Jono is joined by Caity who shares her worst date / kidnapping story. Jono reveals what happened with Not Syndrome and falls for a well endowed hotty. 

    Ep 10: Not Syndrome from The Incredibles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 41:14


    Co-host: David.  In this episode David and Jono come together to discuss all things dating. David dishes on his traumatic experience at the home of a hoarder and Jono has caught the feels once again for a young man with one very long eyelash.

    Ep 9: Not Rob Kardashian

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 44:00


    Come over-host: Molly.  Molly and Jono team up this episode to spill the tea on their love lives this month. Molly dishes on past experience of dating two guys at once but gets outed on national television! Jono tries to get a Red Rooster sponsorship for the podcast by incorporating it into his sex life.

    Ep 8: Not Pandora Boxx

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 47:37


    Co-host: Paris.   In this ep Jono is joined by Paris and ooh la la does she have some stories! Paris dives into tales of breaking into pools and getting into cars with strange men. Jono talks about his cost free date with a drag queen as a way to mend his broken heart.

    Ep 7: Not Maluma

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 44:24


    Co-host: Kate.   The bad bitch is BACK! Jono bares his heart breaking story of what went wrong with Not Maluma, the first man to take him on more than one date! He is joined once again by producer/sister Kate who talks about her first date with her long-term bf and their first *almost* New Years Kiss mwah

    Desperate Up"date"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 4:32


    Jono and Kate give a quick update on Jono's love life *spoiler alert* he has been on three dates with someone! Could this be THE ONE!??  

    Ep 6: Not Florence + the Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 66:48


    Guest Co-Host: Zack.   In episode six, we hear from Zack who revisits a traumatic and sweaty date he had in Canada. Jono talks about dinner with a handsome red-head but suffers from word vomit on the date and offends everyone!

    Ep 5: Not DJ Khaled

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2019 63:19


    Guest Co-Host: Jack.   Jack and Jono went up the hill to fetch a pail of TEA! On this episode Jack explains what made him sneak out of a date early! And Jono goes into detail of his rendezvouz with a taxi driver who suggested he get breast implants...

    Ep 4: Not Tom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 68:16


    Guest Co-Host: Andrea.  Jono sits down with his long time friend, Andrea to talk about his latest date with a "Stinky Boy" who had a craving for toe sucking. Andrea shares her worst date, fearing for her life with a hoon who stole a disabled parking sticker for his Ute.

    Ep 3: Not Paul

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 62:38


    Guest Co-Host: Courtney. Jono is joined by Courtney in this episode and tells her every juicy detail of his date with a much older man! Courtney tells about an awkward double date she and her friend went on - with one hot guy and one who makes Eminem figurines in his spare time

    Ep 2: Not Eddie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 42:31


    Guest Co-Host: Michael.   Jono seeks advice from his friend Michael for his second date, which involved a racist slur and a first kiss! Michael shares all about his list of ex-lovers and his true feelings about Jono's fake tan. 

    Ep 1: Not Kyle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 41:31


    Guest Co-Host: Kate (producer).  Jono goes on his 1st date in 9 months - and gets gifted a bag of perfume! Also featuring an awkward dab and possum poo juice.

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