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    • May 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 66 - "A History of Film" Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 50:35


    The second instalment of A History of Film, this week Jack explores 1900-1910 through the Georges Méliès film: A Trip to the Moon/ Le Voyage dans la Lune (1902)   Index of terms:   - Jules Verne - From the Earth to the Moon (1865) - Expressionism - Franc - Star Film Ranch - Substitution Splice - pyrotechnics - pseudo-tracking shot - Liverpool Philharmonic - Hugo (2011) - Martin Scorsese - The Nickelodeon - Joan of Arc (1900) - Thomas Lincoln Tally - Warner Bros. - Variety Magazine - The Story of the Kelly Gang (1906) - Syncroscope - Volta Cinematograph

    Episode 65 - "Reptilian Croissant Meditation"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 49:29


    Jack talks about the Polish reptilian croissant incident, young thugs and a Karen

    Episode 64 - "Trading Cards"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 40:44


    This episode is a masterclass on visual effects   It's also about trading cards mostly.

    Episode 63 - "A History of Film" Pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 50:08


    Welcome to the first episode of A History of Film. I accidentally deleted the first part of the video recording. so you'll see the film The Horse in Motion on loop for a good 15mins   Index of terms: - Chronophotography - Motion picture - Shutter speed - Zoopraxiscope - Kinetoscope - Cinema Vérité - Direct Cinema - Cinématographe - Framing - Stereoscopic film camera

    Episode 62 - " The Film Industry" Feat. Kynan Birchall

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 62:24


    Kynan Birchall joins Jack on the podcast this week. They talk mostly about the struggles of film studies graduates trying to break into the film industry.   Kynan's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kynanpb/

    Episode 61 - "Daddy of Dragons"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 52:30


    Jack's in the car and talks about car and school things.

    Episode 60 - "The Office vs Superstore"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 46:51


    Not going to lie, this episode won't set the world alight. But if you're a fan of The Office or Superstore you might get a kick out of it   Follow @pearse_gillan on Instagram. He's the creator of our new logo! https://www.instagram.com/pearse_gillan/

    Episode 59 - "Booked in For a Secret"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 73:37


    Josh hops back on again, alongside his good friend and cohost, Jack. I'm going to book you in for a secret.... the boys talk about a lot of things this week. It's a fun one

    Episode 58 - "Sunflower Fest"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 77:00


    Jack is much happier this week, and as a direct consequence Jack talks about happy memories (Mainly about Sunflower Fest) and plays the harmonica

    Episode 57 - "Problems"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 71:05


    This episode is all about problems.And partially about the Emma Hayes situation.

    Episode 56 - "Stacy: The Hateful Incestuous C*nt"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 74:44


    Jack rambles for too long about the concept of an internal monologue, then reads a couple of stories from r/AmITheAsshole.

    Episode 55 - "The Internet of Touch"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 51:50


    Jack's back on the attack! This week Jack talks about the absolute cesspit that is Gov.uk and also about the internet of touch and data gloves.

    Episode 54 - "Queen Lazy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 86:59


    Josh is back! the boys are back doing their thing. In this episode the boys catch up and chat about many things, such as: a man watching porn on a boat, the queen writing letters and a couple of posts from r/AmITheAsshole.

    Episode 53 - "Cooked in Chicken Brother"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 53:30


    We're back you sons of bitches! Well.... Jack's back. Josh will be back next week. Jack talks about Brexit and visits r/AmITheAsshole. Also enjoy the first 20mins of Shrek the 3rd

    Episode 52 - "3 Movies And A Podcast" (Feat. The Reverie Crew)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 75:19


    A special episode of the podcast, where the crew from the film Reverie come with the intention of chatting about the film. Btw apologies for the Zoom quality audio. This episode features: Kynan Birchall, Sean Smith, Matteo Genovese and Ryan Hooker

    Episode 51 - "Scary Prostitutes" (Feat. Pearse Gillan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 68:52


    Lots of firsts on this episode, first outdoor podcast, first feg smoked on the podcast and first in person appearance from Pearse Gillan. Enjoy it motherfucker.

    Episode 50 - "Phalange Carbonara"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 77:24


    Here we are, Episode 50! Why don't you give yourself a pat on the back for getting this far, and reward yourself with this episode, because it's easily one of the best we have ever done. Some real strong bits in there. It's just a shame Jack's mic wasn't recording.(Stick around until the VERY end for an extra bonus laugh)

    Episode 49 - "The One Before 50"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 55:58


    This episode comes before the 50th one, just in case there was any confusion 

    Episode 48 - "Stop And Smell The Marijuana"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2020 53:17


    Wow, what a first half. There is about 3 strong bits in the first 10 minutes and then none after that.

    Episode 47 - "Help! My Baby is Housing an Ice Cube"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 55:08


    BREAKING NEWS: The podcast is on time and the audio and video are perfect throughout this for the first time in months, this is a special episode! Only bring your baby to the fire station if they are A. Housing an ice cube or B. If the fire station is at most 150 yards away.

    Episode 46 - "Porcelain Cocks"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 40:12


    Jack road rages, talks shite and describes his surroundings in the first car cast since the last one.

    Episode 45 - "Eric Soups"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 61:27


    Apologies for shitty quality, we've had yet more technical difficulties. Jack and Josh talk about the misadventures of Eric Soups, and his soup addiction.

    Bonus Clip - The Lost Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2020 19:24


    This was supposed to be episode 45, but zoom only recorded 18mins of the conversation, so this is that. Enjoy

    Episode 44 - "Yo, China Ate A Bat One Time" (Feat. Sam Weatherup)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 73:51


    Jack and Sam talk about old phones, taboo porn and Tyler falling down some stairs and smashing his face off the ground at a Hallowe'en party.

    Episode 43 - "Mediocrely Larger Lips"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 64:49


    Sorry for the awful quality of this episode, shit happens. But the actual content is good.

    Episode 42 - Call Cast #2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 72:25


    Part two of the Call Cast, this week we have Joe Illif and Pearse Gillan on the call. Stay the fuck inside.

    Episode 41 - Call Cast #1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 86:42


    This is part one of the call cast, the show where we start start a zoom call and guests join. This week we have friends of the show Kynan Birchall and Sam Weatherup. There were two other guests, but the episode was already too long, so we talk to Joe Illif and Pearse Gillan in the next call cast.

    Episode 40 - "This Episode is All About Motivation"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 58:00


    Josh motivates, you listen and get motivated. Simple.

    Episode 39 - "Joe Exhausted"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 63:47


    Josh is back! for a remote episode, featuring special guest: Joe Exhausted

    Episode 38 - "All Times Orphan"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2020 2470:20


    Jack reads a batman script written by a bot, yes, doing the impressions. Then he talks shit for ages.

    Episode 37 - "Goodbye"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 38:00


    The last episode.......... In Jack's flat in Liverpool. Also the last quarantine backup episode.

    Episode 36 - "Cough Whore"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 39:59


    Jack coughs I think, or maybe not, i don't know. In all honesty this episode was recorded a few weeks ago as part of the coronavirus panic mass producing of episodes, and I can't remember what was talked about.

    Episode 35 - "Sorry For Burps"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 57:59


    Jack does voice over work for uni and burps, and you listen.

    Episode 34 - "Munter Mental Case"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2020 58:00


    Jack does an update on his film, coronavirus and day to day life, then plays would you rather

    Episode 33 - "Jack McSneezey"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 33:00


    Jack discusses his top 5 people he would sneeze on if/ when he gets coronavirus A.k.a the Rona

    Episode 32 - "Reverie"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2020 39:10


    Welcome back ladies and gents! we took a two week break, but now we're back with a vibe! (Can't really call it a bang) This week Jack is by himself talking about his film that is currently under production: Reverie. If you want to follow BTS and the production of Reverie, you can follow @m00n_productions or the hashtag #reveriefilmofficial on Instagram

    Episode 31 - "Just Try Your Best, And If You Can't I've Got That Robert Johnson Episode I Did Ages Ago As A Back Up"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 53:11


    THIS IS A BACKLOG EPISODE (Title is excerpt of a message I sent to Josh regarding this episode) It's Jack doing yet another solo boy this week, but next week Jack and Josh will be reunited, and it feels so good. Last week in the episode with Kynan, Jack told a short and inaccurate story about famous Delta Blues musician: Robert Johnson. This week Jack decided to go deeper into the story, because it is incredibly interesting and quite frankly a lil bit freaky. Jack goes from school days right up to death and follows key people in the creating of the mythology around Mr. Johnson. Below is a list of the Robert Johnson songs playing in the background:1. Cross Road Blues2. Terraplane Blues3. Come on in my Kitchen4. Walkin' Blues5. Last Fair Deal Gone Down6. 32-20 Blues7. Kind Hearted Woman Blues8. If I Had Possession Over Judgement Day9. Preachin' Blues (Up Jumped The Devil)10. When You Got A Good Friend11. Ramblin' On My Mind12. Stones In My Passway13. Traveling Riverside Blues14. Milkcow's Calf Blues15. Me and the Devil Blues16. Hell Hound On My Trail17. Traveling Calf Blues (Alternate Take)

    Episode 30 - "Attention Freshers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 51:51


    Jack's doing a solo boy this week, in which he mainly talks about university dos and don'ts, and a tiny bit about William Eyelash and how the music industry is fucked because she won all them granny's

    Episode 29 - "Who am I, JOE ROGAN!?" (Feat. Kynan Birchall)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2020 63:58


    Oooooh baby, listen to that crisp audio throughout. I finally was able to sync everything up perfectly. Kynan Birchall joins Jack on the podcast again this week. They talk about many things, such as: Liverpool, Dublin, money, drugs, the gym and sleep paralysis.- Follow Kynan on Instagram: @Kynanpb- You can also find his shop on Depop: Dell_Street_Wear

    Episode 28 - "Soy Cow Ball Boy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 53:38


    Dip your baby boy balls in soy..... NOT MOM

    Episode 27 - "Absolutely Spiffing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2020 52:42


    The boys are back for season two! Tbh I can't remember what Jack and Josh talked about this week, but it was just a wee catch-up episode for these two bais.

    The 2019 Clip Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 70:53


    Here's a wee clip show of some of my favourite moments from the past 27 weeks. There were a lot more clips I wanted to include but I didn't have those episodes saved and it was already too long

    Episode 26 - "Bone Breaking Joker" (The Christopher Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2019 69:01


    Welcome to another Christmas episode! Also the last episode of the year, and by extension, of season 1. Jack and Josh talk about many Christmassy things, Jack goes over the notes he didn't get to last week and the boys exchange Christmas presents on air.

    Episode 25 - "Been There, Done That, Got The Name Tag" (The Christmas Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 65:20


    (Re-uploaded)Josh is back!!!!!!!! Josh joins Jack for a very Christmassy episode of Documented Bits. The boys catch up and talk about many things, such as: Jack's bad day, Christmas things, work stories, a woman shitting herself in a nursing home and much more.Please give us a rating on Apple Podcasts, not matter what platform you're listening on. And Merry Christmas :)

    Episode 24 - "Robert Johnson" (Feat. Kynan Birchall)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 73:45


    Kynan Birchall joins Jack again on the podcast this week. Jack and Kynan talk about many things, such as: Nano particles, the future of AI, our upcoming film Reverie, Spotify 2019 wrap ups, the rumours about the Queen dying and a potentially inaccurate telling of the story of the mythologised story of American blues singer Robert Johnson Kynans plugs: - https://www.instagram.com/kynanpb/

    Episode 23 - "Mental Health Chat" (Solo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 60:00


    This is a backlog, solo episode from Jack. If you're watching this, it's because Jack & Josh were both busy this week and couldn't do an episode. I don't necessarily want to release this episode because I get quite personal with it and talk about a couple of dark times in my life, however, I do feel it was important for me to talk about this stuff. If anything for a self-therapy session. I hope you can take something from this video, and if you're feeling suicidal or even just depressed or anxious, you can hit up @documentedbits on Twitter or Instagram or email us at documented.bits@gmail.com. Or if you would like to talk to me privately, my instagram is @the_old_beardo

    Episode 22 -"Die At The Dick" (Feat. Joe Iliff)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2019 81:26


    Jack is joined this week by the one, the only: Joe Iliff. Jack and Joe talk about many, many, many things, such as: The Northern Ireland troubles, why Jesus can suck a dick, why speed cameras can suck a dick, Disney +, Liverpool, accents, local phrases and much more.Follow Joe on:- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eojlilff/- Twitter:https://twitter.com/JosephIliff2

    Episode 21 - "Half A Crocodile"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 50:23


    Jack is a lonely boy in Liverpool this week, doing a solo podcast by himself. Did I happen to mention that i'm doing it by myself?Jack talks about, honestly, not that many things, but things such as: A loose crocodile in Liverpool, airports and their thievery, Joker, and Documented Bits analytics (p.s. shoutout to all our American viewers/ listeners)Crocodile article:https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/people-left-baffled-after-huge-17253568?fbclid=IwAR0u_FkZSTZs46yX5BK01xhO1i6qKO7xjiDjBUqlm0ERZTjOy5_YZ8P7OJk

    Episode 20 - "What's New Pussy Cat?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 64:32


    Ya boys are back for episode 20 of the dang p cast. Jack and Josh talk about many things, such as: Jack's speed awareness course, Gerald and his Ulster rugby top, crazy cat(herine) lady and Tom Jones's classic, What's New Pussy Cat.

    Episode 19 - "Suckin' Off Jesus" (The Halloween Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2019 87:03


    The boys are back for a two norn iron, spooky boy, living room p cast. This is the Halloween episode, so the boys get spooky with it. Jack and Josh talk about many things, such as: Halloween, Airplane stories, El Camino, Jesus, The Lady in Green and other spooky stories!

    Episode 18 - "The Queen Eats Children" (Feat. Kynan Birchall & Matteo Genovese)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2019 58:48


    Hello you scrumptious cunts, welcome to another week of Documented Bits. This week Jack is joined by Kynan Birchall and Matteo Genovese. The boys talk about many things, such as: cunt is a fantastic word, the Schrödinger's cat theory, conspiracy theories, breaking bad, tattoos and so much more. If you want to catch Kynan & Matteo's socials, they're down below.Matteo's socials: - https://www.instagram.com/geno.matteo/Kynan's socials: - https://www.instagram.com/kynanpb/

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