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The City of Roachia. The last stop for the desperate souls who just couldn't make it anywhere else. And that's just the humans; monsters and demons live here too. Of course, we're no different. We open our doors to everyone. We have the best deals in town on cheesy goo and vapor too! Welcome…

Postal Roach

  • Jun 15, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 14m AVG DURATION
  • 49 EPISODES
  • 2 SEASONS


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Lars Wilson and the Birth of Bigotry, Episode 1: The Canceling

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 5:40


INN Reporter Lars Wilson gets into trouble when screenshots of racist social media posts attached to his name appear online.    Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/wcBjWyx Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Rate us on Podchaser at http://podchaser.com/EmperorPigs Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Originally debuting during the Civil Rights Movement of the 2020s, "Lars Wilson and the Birth of Bigotry" was written and performed, in its entirety, by an angry multiracial transgender woman (Persephone Rose) who was fed up with the state of the world.  We present it now, intact and unaltered, as it was originally podcasted, for purposes of historical accuracy and not as an endorsement of outdated moral and philosophical ideologies.     Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Epilogue"

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 12:11


Despondent about the economic state of the world, young Milli pines for a different time.    Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Vincent Fabbri   Featuring the voice talents of:  Vincent Fabbri as Milli Persephone Rose as the Narrator, Fernod, and the Citizen of the Future   Music in the intro by Bobby Cole Theme by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Persephone Rose   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

4-20-2020

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 30:16


Seeking the dankest weed festival of all time, five unlikely friends travel through time to 4/20/2020; where they discover a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by COVID-19.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Persephone Rose and Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of:  Grant Patrizio as the Narrator and Detective Vincent King as himself Vincent Fabbri as Timothy and Cal Jasminnrari and Elric Atchison as the National Guards Felicia Elfström Hidén as The Dispatch Officer and Dulcinea Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Persephone Rose as Fernod and Jack Camereon Jei Evans as Gary Kristington Jeanne Plotkin as Iblis and the Baltimore Cop Ken Marsiglia as Hank Kuren K. as the Camel Man Paul Cotton as Commander Futile   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our Sound Engineer was Persephone Rose Emperor Pigs is a Creation of Persephone Rose The Executive Producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose   Couriers Cabs, Vanillas, Titan Nationalists, and Extranaturals are Copyrights of Ian Humphrey and Under The Shroud, used here with permission.   Personalized is a Copyright of Vincent King, also used with permission.   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach.Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Human Beans: Letting Go"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 16:29


What would happen if we let Twitter decide the premise for an episode of Emperor Pigs Presents?   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Vincent King   Featuring the voice talents of:  Abby Rose as Sarah G. Dustin Sanborn as Blake Jessie Keeton as Himself Persephone Rose as Herself Vincent King as Himself    Theme by Meghan Rose Scott "November" by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "History Time"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 23:48


Sometimes it's important to just sit back with a cool cup of lemonade and remember our roots.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Chad Kimmons   Featuring the voice talents of:   Grant Patrizio as Beauregard and "Sensei BJ" Carlos Ortega Jr. as Abernathy Persephone Rose as herself Vincent King as himself Sheila Morris as Nurse     Theme by Meghan Rose Scott Anime music by Souichi Sakagami Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Actual Play: Everyone is John"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 69:26


Is season 2 even happening at this point or did we just give up on the whole thing?   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   "Everyone is John" created by Michael B. Sullivan   Featuring the voice talents of:  Jessie Keeton Vincent King Kassandra Cherry Nick "Chad" Miller Persephone Rose   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Everyone Is John © 2002 by Michael Sullivan, licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Gordon Goes Speed Dating"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 13:12


Happy Valentine's Day... Or is it?   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of:  Carlos Ortega Jr as GordonAmanda Kay as VeronicaAri Shey as ClaudiaMargaret Ashley as DominiqueAlaria Lux as DanaRaj Jawa as TerranceAurora Lan as SamanthaShannon Clements as HelenAriel Marie Highwind as SOFI   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Granny's Confessions"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 9:35


Little Red Cap's Granny has some explaining to do.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Vincent King   Featuring the voice talents of:  Persephone Rose as Granny Sheila Morris as Wally the Badger Raven Toney as Red Cap   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Cult of Personality"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 14:40


A cult summons a demon.  Things go about how you'd expect.    Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Adam Blanford   Featuring the voice talents of:  Conrad Audette as Tim Kassandra Cherry as Sadie Doc as Carl Adam Blanford as Gor'Koth   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2020 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Arms Deal"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 8:50


Lord Holgar visits everyone's favorite weapons retailer, Hank.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of:  Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar Ken Marsiglia as Hank   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Wolf: New Friends and Old Friends"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 13:36


An unlikely friendship between Wolf and Skunk opens the doorway to new horizons, for both of them.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   A Very Special Thanks to Maria Micklasavage   Written by Jessie Keeton   Featuring the voice talents of: Jessie Keeton as Wolf Persephone Rose as Skunk Kuren K. as Random Crowd Goer #1 Kurtis Eddy as Random Crowd Goer #2 Elric Atchison as Random Crowd Goer #3 Vincent Fabbri as Random Crowd Goer #4 Blythe Melin as Random Crowd Goer #5 Brian J Anderson as the Psychologist   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: “Turkey Day”

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 17:20


Just some friends, a horny wolf and an odd Turkey!   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Special Thanks to our extended podcast family who joined us for this episode:   Danson / Unlucky Charm: https://hailandwellmetpodcast.com/ Boston Horror Harbor: https://asylum94.com/The Veiled Monarch / The Veiled West:  https://www.heyitsjali.com/ The Insomnia Project: https://www.throtopro.com/the-insomnia-project Under the Shroud: https://www.undertheshroud.com/ Mandarwan INN Deep: http://mandarwan.dimnews.net/ Emperor Pigs: https://emperorpigs.com/   Written by Vincent King   Featuring the voice talents of: Jessie Keeton as Wolf from 3HU$KS Raven Toney as Red Cap from 3HU$KS Ian Humphrey as Corin Black from Under The Shroud        Stefanie Howerton as Vicki Allen from Boston Harbor Horror Vincent King as Vincent from 3HU$KS Ken Marsiglia as Hank from Emperor Pigs Bernie Nye as Sharon Howl from Danson Jali Redwyne as Raina Escobar from The Veiled Monarch Brad as Eric Lanwell from Danson Paul Cotton as Vincenzo Moretti from The Veiled West Jamie Stoffa as Kyle Howard from Danson Kaitlyn Kliman as Susan from The Insomnia Project Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon Tzar from Emperor Pigs Mike Nye as Calgaar the Barbarian from Guild of Adventurers Melissa Sheldon as Sarah Laketon from Danson Persephone Rose as Fernod from Emperor Pigs Jason Bell as Sam Crowe from Unlucky Charm Mike Gagne as Alexander Devereaux from Boston Harbor Horror Tarran Merlo as Corporal Mercer from Guild of Adventurers Elijah Gabriel as Martin from The Insomnia Project Katie Otten as Morgana Winston from Mandarwan INN Deep   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "The Possessed Excuse"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 8:33


Philip tries an unorthodox approach to get the day off from work.    Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Jessie Keeton   Featuring the voice talents of: Brian J Anderson as Richard Cummins  Jessie Keeton as Philip and Chet    Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Jessie Keeton   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Hayley Carlsen: You & Me"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 9:04


 Live streaming from the depths of the dark web, it's Haaaylleeeyyyy Caarrlsen!!   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Kassandra Cherry   Featuring the voice talents of: Kassandra Cherry as Hayley Carlsen https://www.text2speech.org/ as the chat    Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Persephone Rose   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "An Interview With God"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 6:11


 After a couple millennia of silence, God appears as a guest on a podcast.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Jonas Faes as the Host Persephone Rose as God    Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Persephone Rose   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Bed Time"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 4:49


Ever wonder what grownups do when the lights go out?   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Vincent King   Featuring the voice talents of: Blythe Melin as Jennifer Charliy Vaughan as John    Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Persephone Rose   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com  

Emperor Pigs Presents: "Her Name is Jennifer"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 5:20


Some actors prepare for the first episode of "Emperor Pigs Presents."    Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Nick Koyama as the Director Charliy Vaughan as Carol Liam AC as Script Guy Persephone Rose as Carol's Beau Blythe Melin as the Male Lead Actor   Music by Meghan Rose Scott Our Sound Engineer was Persephone Rose   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Episode 13 Trailer

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 0:45


Season 1 isn't over for our Patreon Supporters...   Don't miss Episode 13! Join the Emperor Pigs Lunch Buffet Plan at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach

[S1E12] The League of Scorned Patrons

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 29:08


In the explosive season finale, a coalition of customers who have received poor service prepare to mount an attack on Emperor Pigs.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Kat Tanaciev and Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Poppletron as Jared Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar  Persephone Rose as Mr. Beels and Fernod Kassandra Cherry as Hayley Carlsen Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface Lexi Ly as Alberta Dirk Allie as Carl Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Ken Marsiglia as the Sun Tick Leader and Hank Katie Otten as The Androgyne ToastChi as Lawrence Huttenback, Esq. Jordyn Oran as K.T. Becky Gan as Lily David Maciver as Dr. James Singer Sarah McManus as Rove Terra as Akiko Lindz Steindler as Bob Jessica Rose as Maggie Felicia Elfström Hidén as Mrs. Lind   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Carlos Ortega Jr. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E11.5] INN Report: Did the World End?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 4:00


The world may not have ended, but it looks like someone's career has.   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Persephone Rose and Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as AJ Khan, Lars Wilson, and Station Director Steven Foilberg   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E11] Grain Wars, Part II

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 29:55


The dough rises as Emperor Pigs becomes Roachia's last hope to stop the Anti-Gluten Bomb.   Submit your AVA nominations here: https://audioverseawards.net/nominate/ Emperor Pigs Cheat Sheet here:  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1292HcGN9KMTi-ZAA2JwFoIHLhC4-mz3OPm0iElbVgNQ/edit?usp=sharing   Join our Discord Community at https://discord.gg/NgNvmq Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PostalRoach Follow us on Twitter at https://twitter.com/emperorpigs Poke us on Facebook at https://facebook.com/emperorpigs   Written by Kristian Quino   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Fernod, Breaking News Guy, AJ Khan ToastChi as Conrad Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Jessica Rose as Maggie Sarah McManus as Rove Skyler Yuda and Maria Micklasavage as News Anchors Jordyn Oran as K.T. Conrad Audette as Jorex Hobbs Ryan Day, Skyler Yuda, and Vincent Fabbri as the Congregants Kassandra Cherry as Hayley Carlsen Lindz Steindler as Bob Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface Terra as Akiko   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Sound Editing by Scott Hyde and Paul Moore. Sound Mixing by Michael J. Gallagher. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at PostalRoach.com

[S1E10.5] INN Report: The Aliens Are Indeed Hostile / Danson Sneak Peak

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2019 8:21


Well folks, turns outs the aliens we thought were bad news are now confirmed bad news.  Also sounds like someone got killed in another universe.   Don't miss the premiere of Danson, coming soon from our friends at Hail & Well Met.  Visit them here: https://hailandwellmetpodcast.com/danson/   Written by Persephone Rose and Vincent King   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, Station Director Steven Foilberg, Callers 1 & 2Brian Anderson as Fraynx Brangolio   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E10] Grain Wars, Part I

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 30:42


 An alien arrives at Emperor Pigs with a dire message.    Join the Roachia RPG open beta at http://Roachia.com or use this Discord invite: https://discord.gg/P5XtANa    Written by Kat Tanaciev   Featuring the voice talents of:   Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Ryan Day as Figo Lodrill and Teenager #1 Persephone Rose as Fernod, Smack Talk Host, and the News Anchor Jessica Rose as Maggie ToastChi as Conrad Sarah McManus as Rove Jordyn Oran as K.T. Gaius Terran as Von Hulle Lindz Steindler as Bob Maria Micklasavage as Mrs. Yasu Becky Gan as Lily Terra as Akiko Skyler Yuda as Teenager #2 Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface (SOFI) Conrad Audette as Jorex Hobbs Jali as Wendy McConnell Vincent Fabbri, Juwan Royal, and ToastChi as the Party Goers   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E9.5] INN Report: Lars Wilson's 33rd Annual Birthday Bash

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 8:38


Wherever you are in the multiverse, it's time to snuggle up to your radio as we celebrate Lars Wilson's 33rd Annual Birthday Bash... LIVE!   Written by Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, Station Director Steven Foilberg, INN Engineer, Komang Mandarwan, Colleen Carmichael, and AJPaul Moore as the Production Assistant, Marjorie Newman, and Norman Curry Kassandra Cherry as Sandy   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E9] Living Stone

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 29:59


When Peter's head is stolen from his funeral, the Emperor Pigs crew sets out to recover it with the help of some old friends.   Join the Roachia RPG open beta at http://Roachia.com or use this Discord invite: https://discord.gg/P5XtANa    Written by Paul Hikari   Featuring the voice talents of:   Sarah McManus as Rove Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Persephone Rose as Fernod Gary Scales as Jaguar Tarvis Jessica Rose as Maggie Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard as Roxana Ellsworth Dave Maciver as Dr. James Singer Jordyn Oran and Kassandra Cherry as K.T. ToastChi as Conrad Dirk Allie as Carl Conrad Audette as the Minister Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface (SOFI)   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Carlos Ortega Jr. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E8.5] INN Report: Distractionary Tactics

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 3:01


The homeless guy camped out in INN studio 4G tells it like it is.   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, Station Director Steven Foilberg, INN Engineer, and AJ   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E8] The Block

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 28:01


Down a chef, and low on funds, Gordon and the Emperor Pigs crew consider getting a slave to keep costs down at the store.   Join the Roachia RPG open beta at http://Roachia.com or use this Discord invite: https://discord.gg/P5XtANa    Written by Dirk Allie   Featuring the voice talents of:   Jessica Rose as Maggie Carlos Ortega Jr. As Gordon ToastChi as Conrad Persephone Rose as Roland Ferris Sarah McManus as Rove Dirk Allie as Jamal Katie Otten as The Androgyne Conrad Audette as the Holding Compound Guard NUCLEARpaste as Devon Kuren K. as the Gas Station Attendant Jordyn Oran as K.T. Vincent Fabbri and Kuren K. as the Slaves Kassandra Cherry as Hayley Carlsen Matt Lonzi as Jack Brooke Goodman as Lily Lindz Steindler as Bob   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Michael J. Gallagher. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E7.5] INN Report: Crime Day

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 3:33


Are you ready for Crime Day?   Join the Roachia RPG open beta at http://Roachia.com or use this Discord invite: https://discord.gg/P5XtANa   Written by Paul Moore and Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars WilsonPaul Moore as the Production Assistant   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com    

[S1E7] K.T. The Moonlighter

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 29:52


When her roommate gets crippled on a quest to become a werewolf, K.T., a struggling musician, is forced to get job at Emperor Pigs to pay the rent.   Join the Roachia RPG open beta at http://Roachia.com or use this Discord invite: https://discord.gg/P5XtANa   Written by Paul Moore Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of:    Jordyn Oran as K.T. Poppletron as Jared  Terra as Akiko Sarah McManus as Rove Jessica Rose as Maggie Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Persephone Rose as Fernod Ken Marsiglia as the Sun Tick Leader Nick Armstrong as the Medical Technician Timmy D. Tran as Some Dude Kuren K. as the Angry Neighbor   "Duck for a Buck" was written and performed by Persephone Rose circa 2004.   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

*ONE*STAR*SPAR*

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019 4:55


What if the things we said on Reddit came true?   Featuring the voice talents of: Ken Marsiglia as Marcellus "The Wrecker" Jones Kuren K. as Toby "Voice of the People" Smith Persephone Rose as the "Special Guest"   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E6] Half Devil

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 26:50


After casting a spell that causes Fernod to swap bodies with the fetus in her womb, Alberta prepares for an abortion.    Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of:    Persephone Rose as Fernod Kristington Jeanne Plotkin as Iblis Lexi Ly as Alberta Ken Marsiglia as Hank Alexander Doddy as Peter Timmy D. Tran as Some Dude Terra as Akiko Poppletron as Jared Felicia Elfström Hidén as Mrs. Lind Dave Maciver as Dr. James Singer Sarah McManus as Rove Carlos Ortega Jr. as Gordon Jessica Rose as Maggie NUCLEARpaste as Devon Jei Evans as Gary Vincent Fabbri as the Health Inspector Lindz Steindler as Bob Paul Cotton as the Taxi Driver Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface (SOFI)   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Paul Moore. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

Behind the Scenes #1

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019 14:01


Join Carlos Ortega Jr., Kassandra Cherry, Ken Marsiglia, Kuren K., Skyler Yuda, and Jei Evans for a special peak behind the scenes of Emperor Pigs! For even more Behind The Scenes content, visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com!

The Backdoor Pilot

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 3:25


Don't miss the series premiere of Mandarwan INN Deep, now available at http://Mandarwan.DimNews.Net !

[S1E5.5] INN Report: The Courier

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 4:38


Komang Mandarwan, an INN mailroom grunt, joins Lars for a chat.   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, Various Colleens, and Komang Mandarwan   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E5] Snack

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 25:53


Rove gets into trouble with the Alternative Realities Police Department when she's discovered travelling into a parallel dimension to ravage a village and eat its inhabitants.    Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Sarah McManus as Rove Gary Scales as Jaguar Travis Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard as Roxana Ellsworth Paul Hikari as Guy Breezer Kuren K. As the Camel Wrangler Alexander Doddy as Peter Veronica Pierce as ARPD Cop #1 Skyler Yuda as Arthur Ronald Peppler Daikon II Gaius Terran as Von Hulle Katie Otten as the Receptionist Vincent Fabbri, Juwan Royal, and ToastChi as the Villagers Maria Micklasavage as Brooklyn, the ARPD Dispatcher Persephone Rose as Fernod Michael Mola and Ryan Day as the kids Lindz Steindler as Alt-Universe Bob Vincent Fabbri as the Aggressive Driver   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E4.5] INN Report: Colleens United Against

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 6:13


Following her resignation from INN, Lars Wilson goes on a search for his former co-host, Colleen.   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Station Director Steven Foilberg, INN Engineer, Lars Wilson, Colleen Carmicheal, Colleen #9932, Colleen #5001, Pirate Colleen, Mad Scientist Colleen, and Various Colleens   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E4] Snicker

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 22:20


In the midst of staffing problems and impossible customers, Gordon and the team at Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs prepare to face the ultimate nightmare: the impending arrival of the health inspector.    Written by Paul Moore and Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon Alexander Doddy as Peter Skyler Yuda as the Automated Tour Recording Jessica Rose as Maggie Lindz Steindler as Bob Jei Evans as Gary Brooke Goodman as Lily Terra as Akiko Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar Kassandra Cherry as Hayley Carlsen Conrad Audette and Darren Freeman as the Human Cops Katie Otten as The Androgyne Sarah McManus as Rove Ken Marsiglia, Skyler Yuda, Juwan Royal, Kuren K, Vincent Fabbri, and Maria Micklasavage as the "Sun Ticks" Jordan Bonn as the Jock Ariel Marie Highwind as the Sophisticated Operational Functionality Interface (SOFI) with Vincent Fabbri and Persephone Rose as additional voices.   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E3.5] INN Report: Universe’s First Artificial Supernova Scheduled For Thursday

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 4:51


The first artificially induced supernova in Universe JAR-2347a is scheduled for this Thursday evening.  The 14.7 billion year old supergiant star, known to many as Chanda, is being demolished to make way for Gamma Ray’s Casino & Resort.    Written by Persephone Rose and Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, Colleen Carmichael, Jackson Six-Scars, Unnamed INN Intern Paul Moore as Norman Curry   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E3] Quarter Devil

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 26:14


Fernod, the quarter-devil, runs into an old flame who claims to be pregnant with his demon seed.   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Fernod Lexi Ly as Alberta Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon Ken Marsiglia as Hank Sarah McManus as Rove Alexander Doddy as Peter David Maciver as Dr. Singer Terra as Akiko Jessica Rose as Maggie Jali as Wendy McConnell Jenna Birmingham as the Polite Customer Nick Armstrong as the Medical Technician Paul Cotton as Hank's Customer   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E2.5] INN Report: Hot Haggles: Making the Most out of Your Deals with Devils

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 5:51


Dr. Joseph Gerd Salome Sylvia visits the INN studio to discuss his new book, "Hot Haggles: Making the Most out of Your Deals with Devils."   Written by Persephone Rose and Paul Moore   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson and Colleen Carmichael Paul Moore as Dr. Sylvia and the IRS   Production Copyright © 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E2] Stone Faced

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 30:38


Following the kidnapping of Gordon, the team at Emperor Pigs must decide how to handle the ransom demands of the evil demon Holgar.   Written by Paul Moore Featuring the voice talents of: Alexander Doddy as Peter Persephone Rose as Fernod Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar Jessica Rose as Maggie Sarah McManus as Rove Terra as Akiko Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E1.5] INN Report: The Origin of Racism

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 5:52


After an unexpected visit from Lars' evil doppelganger from the White Supremacy Universe, Lars and Colleen travel through time to discover the origin of racism.   Written by Persephone Rose   Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson Persephone Rose as Colleen Carmichael Persephone Rose as The Computer   Production Copyright 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E1] First Day

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 24:54


Things are not going smoothly for Maggie, a werewolf, as she begins her new job at a pizza delivery restaurant and head shop (run by demons), called "Emperor Pigs, Pizza and Cigs."   Written by Persephone Rose Featuring the voice talents of: Jessica Rose as Maggie Carlos Ortega Jr as Gordon Sarah McManus as Rove Alexander Doddy as Peter Persephone Rose as Fernod Zachary Kim as the Angry Customer Grant Patrizio as Lord Holgar Jenna Birmingham as the Polite Customer Jei Evans as Gary Mike Trentacosta as Jack Kayla Ott as The Mullet Man Waitress Dirk Allie as Carl NUCLEARpaste as Devon Brooke Goodman as Lily Terra as Akiko   Original Music arranged and performed by Meghan Rose Scott. Emperor Pigs Theme Song by Jordyn Oran.   Our sound engineer was Persephone Rose. Emperor Pigs is a creation of Persephone Rose. The executive producer for Postal Roach is Persephone Rose.   Production Copyright 2019 by Postal Roach. Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

[S1E0.5] INN Report: The Last Prisoner

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 6:23


It’s been almost a decade since Roachia passed her planet-wide “death-or-slavery” act, and the world has prospered tremendously for it. Under the act, convicted criminals are given the choice of death or a life of unpaid servitude.  As a result, the stock market is seeing an all time high, and even plebeians are living their best life. Written by Persephone Rose Featuring the voice talents of: Persephone Rose as Lars Wilson, JukChuckJuk, Colleen Carmichael, and Jackson Six-Scars  Paul Moore as Spencer Gaunt and The Firing Squad Visit us on the web at EmperorPigs.com

(Not) Episode 1

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 4:20


Fernod is assuming dirext control!!!!!!! #FreeThePigs

NO MORE TRAILERS! EMPEROR PIGS PREMIERES THIS 4/20!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 1:06


Subscribe to Emperor Pigs now from your favorite Podcast App so you don't miss the exciting premiere this 4/20! And be sure to hit us up on Social Media!Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmperorPigsFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/EmperorPigs/

Emperor Pigs: Series Trailer

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 1:41


Emperor Pigs is a full cast Audio Drama created by Persephone Rose.

6 Pizzas, 6 Toppings, 6 Minutes or Less!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 1:18


“Squeal of a Deal”Written and Performed by Ken MarsigliaMusic by Meghan Rose Scott

Welcome to Emperor Pigs!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 0:31


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