Fat Food for PHAT People – MōKuest Studios

It's been a few months since we've recorded a FAT FOOD, but here we are back again! We'll see if the virus sidelines us again. We shall overcome! Join Rey, Jamie, and Bryan as we drop a loosey-goosey episode about restaurant closures, bad waiter service, tartar sauce, long-winded burger stories, conservative beer chains, and "theoretical" bacon.

Today we dine…on cereal. Breakfast at night is the best. Join the God of Crunch, Crisp Dan, Mini-Wheat Roland, Reeses Bryan and Pebble Jamie as we discuss and inhale our favorite sugary goodness...FF4PP Top 5 Cereal!

We may be "dieting" for better or worse, but there is always room for pizza and lots of it! Taco Pizza...ever heard of it?

Join Rey, Jamie, Bryan and special guest, Marissa as we deep dive into the latest food news and our recent changes in diet and activity...sort of

So this episode is a quick, single mic, three-person review of The Rockwell in McAllen, TX. It was a last-minute decision since we as a MoKuest group rarely ever go out and just enjoy a pleasant evening. But no evening would be complete without drinks, pizza and a podcast. Join Rey, Jamie, and Bryan in our "Rapid Reaction" (that's Bryans Movie Review) of the Rockwell Tap House and Brick Oven Pizza place.

So this started out as an innocent enough sounding idea. “How about that Christ-o-mas fun, yeah? Cue about ten different kinds of cookies into a stomach, and guess what? You feel like Santa deserves to suffer.

So, here again at last for our (now) Yearly Turkey Time Special. The theme this year is Shiets From A Can (And Jars). Can’t forget the BEANS AND SPAM! We are high-class hobos this year in our bargain-bin budget-binging. Canned tamales were a favorite. This is our first attempt at a video-cast. Marvel at our Made-For-TV-Mugs! Swoon at the Baby Rey Power Pouty Face! Jamie! No shirt! Still behind the camera! Roland brings the full-blown cyber-gothiness! Bryan has (told ya) brown hair! We wish we could share the flavor with you all. Check us out as we get stuffed!

Stick a fork in this mini-fats episode. Question. Do you love Popeye’s chicken? Enough to KILL!?! What do you think of Arby’s “megetables”. How ‘bout that PBR eh (garbage)? Hell, even Little Caesar’s wants a piece of that impossible “pretend-meats” action. If you’ve already heard about this cheese, greats for you. This is just a pre-fattening crack-attack before the big Thanksgiving Fat-Inna-Can food review next weekend. Join Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Bryce as we share some silly food news to the masses, from the masses.

HEY, its Daniels Burfday and he is in town for a rare in-person appearance. Join Rey, Daniel, Roland, Bryan, and Jamie on our third foray into making something productive of our bad habits.

Just when you thought the depths of hell have been conquered and the chicken sandwich had been defeated, a new bird has been summoned and our heroes must once again dawn their armored bellies to determine which of the multitude of chicken sandwiches will reign supreme!!!

It’s URGENT URGENT! We are dropping this emergency minisode for your ear pleasure because of the return, for a limited time, of Wendy’s infamous spicy nuggets. Jamie couldn’t be happier or more sticky in his pants on this episode. We did connect some dots regarding the conspiracy of the limited time spicy nuggets…your government, Dave … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 14: The Return of the Wendy’s Spicy Nuggets"

On to the glorious history of SPAM. So many varieties of canned meat, who knew? I prefer mine crispy, but this stuff is tasty straight outta the tin (for the purists out there). Bryan really went all out for this episode, and we ended up with 8 different kinds of Stuff Posed As Meat (and … Continue reading "FF4PP Episode 13: All Hail Spam!"

Join us for this more miniature episode of fat food but practically a full improved episode. Rey, Roland and Daniel talk about the food metropolis known as Elsa, 4th of July dinners, lucrative reedit bathwater, poisoned eggplant and crucial decisions (booze or food?). Be sure to follow us on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Music … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 12: Food Tales"

Welcome to our anniversary episode of Fat Food! It's pretty unbelievable that we made it a year without falling apart.

On a one-way trip to chugga-liciousness, Round 2. Observe the alcohol soaked fruits of Jamie’s brainchild loins. Drink in the majesty with the rest of us-guesting Bryan… again-as we crack out the percolator (this stuff is DARKNESS) and muddy through the strong stuff. No beer shits here, folks. SEVENTEEN PERCENT? One round here, please. This … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 10: BrewKuest II"

Join Rey, Jamie, Roland, Daniel...then Bryan as we practice lent the fast food way. Eat that fish sandwich!For the love of lent, even. On to honor the traditions of…….we just wanted an excuse to eat a ton of fish.

Cowabunga! If there is one food to eat for the rest of your life 100% of the world would choose pizza 100% of the time! Join us as we talk veggie burgers, McDonald’s donuts, zucchini wraps, TMNT pizza toppings and taste a meaty, anchovy rich pizza. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @MokuestStudios and … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 8: Pizza Party!"

On this episode of FF4PP the boys discuss…Roland’s beans…again?! We gots homemade slow-cooker recipes, a brief decade of “friendship” (aww, memories), and Valentine’s treats for your side sass and/or your best RUCA (or manwhore). Lurve yourself real good! It’s the month for it! Please check out or friends at Cookie Place and Sweets on Facebook … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 7: Valentines Special"

Happy New Year! On this episode of Fat Food we are celebrating our fearless Chief Badass, Jamie’s Birthday! We are delving into Jamie’s favorite brewery, Founders and tasting his top Founders beers. Most of were sick while recording but that doesn’t stop us from drinking. Enjoy! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @MokuestStudios and … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 6: BrewKuest"

Jamie and Rey wake up from a late night and decide to fill their PHAT bellies with the McDonald’s Triple Stack breakfast. We discuss new food apps that endorse our healthy lifestyles and a snag in our ordering. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @mokuest and Instagram @mokueststudios. Music provided by MōKuest Studios.

The boys are back to tackle the issue that has plagued the world for generations…Bar S or Oscar Mayer? The answer may surprise you! Join Rey, Roland, Jamie, and Daniel in his first appearance on FF4PP! We also coerce Roland into taking down a McRib! Be sure to follow us on Twitter @mokuest and Instagram … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 5: What’s Your Bologna’s First Name?"

It’s November! No Shave November! No nut November! Fuck all that, its hobo Friendsgiving! Are you poor as dog shit? All you have is the change in your ball carriage? No worries because you too can host the ultimate Friendsgiving!  As always we talk about what tastes good in our mouth this week. We talk … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 4: Hobo Friendsgiving"

Happy Happy Halloween Halloween Halloween Happy Happy Halloween Silver Shamrock!!! Hello PHAT People, welcome to another #FF4PP episode, get that hashtag trending! Anyways we are discussing WHAT TASTES GOOD IN OUR MOUTH this week and dive head first into our pumpkin bags to see what candy brought so much joy to our chubby bellies. Join … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 3: Halloween Candy"

We’re back and this time we are not messing around! Join Rey, Jamie and Roland for what is probably the most obscene “It Tastes Good in my Mouth!” segment. You’ve been warned! A brand new six chicken sandwiches face the harsh criticism and weak stomachs of our podcasters. Will they end up in the hospital … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 2: Are You Chicken Debate part 2-Cluckis Revenge"

Firstly, Jamie and Rey mull over the recent Grain to Glass Donut Burger while Roland employs lackluster comedic timing. New Segment: “It Tastes Good in my Mouth!” This is where we spill the beans on giving our mouth the feels, tingles, hunting elephant rats and possibly making us grow hair in weird places. Act 3: … Continue reading "Fat Food for PHAT People Episode 1.5: Are You Chicken Debate"