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ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette Recap Podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play.

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    • Jul 9, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 32 EPISODES

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    Episode 32: Hiatus Awaits Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 11:40


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. We are going to take a bit of a pause. We need some time for self care and less time recording, editing, and uploading. This is not good bye, but more like a see y'all in a hot minute!AND...Chris Harrison is nowhere to be seen...we got Tayshia and Kaitlyn doing all the work, thank GOODNESS!

    Episode 31: Thomas, Thomas, Blake, Thomas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 47:54


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. What a BOOOOORRRRRRINNNNGGGGG episode. There is so little to say that we spend more time talking about other Bach Nation material. Sorry, not sorry!AND...Chris Harrison is nowhere to be seen...we got Tayshia and Kaitlyn doing all the work, thank GOODNESS!

    Episode 30: Disclosures Galore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 49:15


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Did you know that you don't need a degree in Psychology, Mental Health Counseling, or anything close to facilitate discussions about past traumas? I did! That is how you know that we have been watching this show for years! Katie Thirsty wants REAL MEN, and ABC is on the case. AND...Chris Harrison is nowhere to be seen...we got Tayshia and Kaitlyn doing all the work, thank GOODNESS!

    Episode 29: Rose Seminary

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 52:54


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Katie Thirsty is real. The boys are getting real. And the DRAMA-R is being stirred up...there is not enough rosé in the world to keep up!AND...Chris Harrison is nowhere to be seen...we got Tayshia and Kaitlyn doing all the work, thank GOODNESS!

    Episode 28: Thirsty and Louise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 44:49


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is Katie Thirsty's season! She has 30 hot boys vying for her attention at a resort in the southwest. Let the hot vax summer BEGIN!AND...Chris Harrison is nowhere to be seen...we got Tayshia and Kaitlyn doing all the work, thank GOODNESS!

    Episode 27: We're Blaaaack! (only one of us though)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 44:27


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It has been a hot ass minute, and we have something to say about ALL the Bachelor Nation hot goss, and touch on just a few of the boys of Katie Thirsty's new season! AND...Chris Harrison is somewhere...watching, waiting, and plotting his return...unless David Spade can stop him!

    Episode 26: It Coulda Been Like This the Whole Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 69:49


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. This 3 hour marathon of a season finale brought us to the edge of sanity. So much lead up to no-prosal at the end. The pay off for watching the first two hours was getting to see an After the Final Rose that didn't shy away from the controversy and socially difficult situations. Emmanuel Acho was pitch perfect in stepping in at the last minute and handling the business of the day. The conversation was difficult and necessary. We loved it. The new Bachelorettes are Michelle AND Katie! Coming this summer and fall. AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but ACHO GOT THE FINAL ROSE!! And...Tayshia and Kaitlyn are in the wings...

    Episode 25: Tyler Perry Rescue

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 41:23


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. We have a new co-host! He is a real dog. Truly. He is our angel baby canine friend. He helped us stay awake during this real snoozefest of a Fantasy Suites episode. Lots of lead up to a nothing-burger of two hours. The best part was the scholarly article Matthew linked to on his twitter (https://www.opportunityagenda.org/explore/resources-publications/media-representations-impact-black-men/media-portrayals). AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but for how long??? Acho is in the wings...

    Episode 24: Trolls Be Trollin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 71:31


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE...We have a GUEST co-host to talk with us about "cancel culture" vs. accountability and understanding the rise in online harassment we are seeing in our society right now and how it disproportionately effects those from traditionally marginalized backgrounds. We have some laughs and dig in DEEP!

    Episode 23: Sh*tty, Sh*tty, F*ckboy Apology (feat. Jessamyn Fitzpatrick & Paula Ramirez)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 92:35


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Our podcasting ensuite was infiltrated this week by two incredible humans who joined the show to tell all! We talked about it ALL! From the news of Emmanuel Acho taking over for CH on After the Final Rose, to tweet-apologies, to whatever it was Victoria did... It was so nice to have Jessamyn and Paula to share their wisdom, humor, and biting commentaries. Cannot wait to have them on! Sorry for not cutting anything...it is a long ep, but all the brilliance was worth sharing. AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but for how long??? Acho is in the wings...

    Episode 22: Just A Reused Turtleneck

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 56:12


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is HOMETOWNS in Pennsylvania! The fall FOLAGE is gorgeous, so the ladies are all tempted to take Matthew out on a drive around the resort. We get to visit with all the fams and see all the good good multi-generational, interracial love!!AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but for how long???

    Episode 21: Three Legged Race Scam

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 63:19


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. The ladies are dropping like flies! We have TWO rose ceremonies. It also feels like they are skimping on the group date funding. Do they need some more petty cash to spend at Party City??AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but for how long???

    Episode 20: But really, F*ck you, Chris Harrison

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 74:15


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE...We dive into the controversy of the week. Chris Harrison and Rachel Lindsay Abasolo's interview on Extra. Rachel L gave the man every chance to say SOMETHING, and he ducked, dodged, and deflected his way out of denouncing racism. We talk about it all, and yet we still barely cracked the surface of what was imbedded in this one interview exchange.

    Episode 19: The Uncrustables

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 49:01


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Say goodbye to all the DRAMA-r! And then say hello to some new DRAMA-r, and then goodbye to that too! And then say howdy to Tyler C, who is here for a short game of pool and a nightmare experience at the spa. Also, Heather has packed up the mini-van with all her quarantine essentials, so that she can throw her hat in the ring at the last minute...AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 18: Beyonces Styliste

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 57:16


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. The Matteau is a toxic space full of bullying and culture of rudeness. But, what else is new?! There is a lot of tension, fake apologies, and unease about the lack of time remaining to build a relationship. Perfect time to head to the farm or go shopping at the hotel clothing store!AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 17: Fol(i)age

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 57:38


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. WELCOME BACK TO THE MATTEAU!!! Just when you thought things were beginning to wind down here in the woods, no way, we have a whole limo load of freshly quarantined women who are just dying to meet Mr. Matthew. There is drama galore. Lots of gossip, rumors, and anti-feminist shaming going around. We have lots to say about it ALL!AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 16: Drama-r

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 50:59


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. WELCOME BACK TO THE MATTEAU!!! If you thought Queen Victoria was a lot to handle...then you are RIGHT! Also, Sarah has not fully thought through the difficulty of this experience before she packed up, quarantined, and gave over to Mr. Matthew. The other ladies are not ok with all the space she is taking up and time she is monopolizing. This was like a really awful Meisner class...lots of bad drama.AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 15: Gestures

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 55:11


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. WELCOME TO THE MATTEAU!!! The ladies are all moved in to their new digs and yet Victoria prefers the couch to her suite mate. We get to see a couple one-on-ones and GIANT group date with lots of paint and cake bits. Someone needs to get Sarah some smelling salts though...AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 14: There's a Rose In My Boot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 63:55


    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. WELCOME TO THE CHATEAU!!! Another season of your favorite couple picking apart beautiful peoples trying to find love and Insta follows. This season it is time for a rookie recruit: MATT JAMES! He is tall, Black, and Christian. ABC has gathered him a diverse group of women (mostly Bipoc!!) He, and his glassy eyes, are here to take it all in!AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 13: Hi, I'm Neil Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 43:01


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It's FINALE TIME! We get to see it all! Hearts are broken, mimosas are drunk, diamonds are chosen! We get to see Tayshia and Zac express their love and Ben prepare for his own season of The Bachelor. AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 12: Explore

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 36:33


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. FANTASY SUITES!!! We are down to three gents...or so we think. The men are ready to explore the world of La Quinta's trailer parking lot, expansive finger paint collection, and Neil Lane gift shop. AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 11: Get Them Sweat Rags

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 39:58


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is home towns at La Quinta! We are meeting the fam, and cranking the heat...literally. These folks all need a cool, damp, rag to mop their brows. AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 10: Where was Clare?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 37:43


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Tayshia had to cut some extras who were sucking up the oxygen. We also had to sit through a pointless Men Tell All. AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    Episode 9: Notice the Baskets?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 50:27


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Tayshia is just trying to enjoy her vodka and forty limes, but first she has to deal with an EQ IQ test with the goober twins. The boys are all stressed over who will get the rose tips and more importantly, an invite to next weeks HOME TOWNS (Lord, please let all these families be quarantining and social distancing!).AND...Chris Harrison isn't there!! Hey JoJo!!!!

    Episode 8: Stank Socks?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 60:00


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Get on your smock and meet us at the Arts and Crafts cabin, y'all! We are stripping down and baring our...souls (except Ben). Tayshia is having the best summer at Camp LaQuinta! She gets to ride a rickety Ferris wheel, make clay crap, hunt ghouls and ceramic dolls, and settle the beef between Noah and H-bomb. AND...Chris Harrison isn't there!! Hey JoJo!!!!

    Episode 7: Podcasters Tell All

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 58:49


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. We are getting really real about race y'all. Tayshia and Ivan open up and talk from the heart about their experiences of living through the nations reckoning with anti-black racism in the wake of the murder of George Floyd. It is powerful and incredibly moving. We also see a LOT of white mediocrity and hot hot smoothies. Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.

    Episode 6: EVOO

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 47:06


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. Tayshia is looking for love in all the most lubricated places. There is a lot men fighting, proving their lack of intelligence, and toting baby dolls around. Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.

    Episode 5: Soup and Cash Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 59:05


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. We have a new Bachelorette, y'all! And she is BLACK! She is ready to find the love of her...BUT DID CLARE AND DALE MESSAGE EACH OTHER?!?! Tayshia is looking for her bae4life, and we are here to see it all play out! Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.

    Episode 4: But I Bought A Book?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 49:20


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is episode four, and the (blood) diamond ring is already being handed out?! Damn, Dale! There is a lot of love and boy whines. Chris Harrison is there too...ugh. **We had the best time talking antiracism on @chattybroads podcast with @bekah and @thebaddmom. I am so grateful for my fellow panelists: @cgracetomes, @elie_haley, @andreeamunooz, and @shaamiiso. They are all the real deal. Follow them and learn from what they all have to say.

    Episode 3: Dungeon Master Chris Harrison

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 50:59


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is episode three and boy are things getting wild at this La Quinta Casa Corona. Yosef proves that there is nothing more classless than degrading a grown ass man on national television...surprise the killer was in the house the whole time...and it was him. All the men hate Dale. And that only makes Clare like him more. Most importantly Margaret Cho quarantined for this. Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.

    Episode 2: Balls!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 54:56


    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is the second episode of Clare Crawley's season of The Bachelorette, and she is playing therapist! She wants to dig into some deep emotional trauma from her past and some of the boys there as well. We get to travel all around the Covid Quarantine Comfort Inn to learn about Love Languages, watch some men play school yard games and strip, and the Ten Commandments are smashed to smithereens! We dig into it ALL!Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.

    Episode 1: Str8 Jacket

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 62:01


    The premier episode of our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. It is the first episode of Clare Crawley's season of The Bachelorette, and she SHOWED UP! So did all the boys...in bubbles, station wagons, and a freakin' straight jacket. The Covid-19 crisis be damned! This ancient woman needs to find love! Apparently 39 is the last chance you get at finding partnership, so she is getting to it. Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.

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