Final Girls

This week, Kitty mourns the death of the King of Viagra, Boob Dole, by preparing and presenting a heartfelt eulogy in his honor, while Gab struggles to think or speak coherently due to Oxy-fueled brain rot and complains about the slipped disc in her spine. Then, the girlies discuss the Queen of Racial Ambiguity, Ariana Grande, and her most recent racial endeavor, as well as transracialism at large. The next episode will be paywalled so be sure to subscribe to ze pod on Patreon 

This week, Gab and Kitty wake up bright 'n early to bring you lively discussions about some of the most incorrigible people imaginable. Tune in to hear their thoughts on the Rittenhouse verdict (and his newfound passion for BLM), David Brooks and J.D. Vance exploring one another's bodies at the National Conservative Conference (allegedly), and Kid Rock's recently released anti-snowflake anthem.

In their first official episode as Final Girls, Kitty and Gab catch-up after months apart from one another before serving a scathing review of the new documentary so centrist, it only has 3.5 stars: "Gayor Pete." They also talk the latest Republican anime, "Attack on Biden" that spurred another classic AOC meltdown, and congratulate Paris Hilton on her recent accomplishments. DONATE to Kenzo's GoFundMe here to help him pay-off his medical debt. 

Long time no pod, piggies. Fear not! Your patience has earned you an extra special treat: a spicy lil bonus episode wherein the Gals join forces with fellow leftist Chicago podcast, The Kenzo Shibata Show! The gals were invited on Kenzo's show to talk all things Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, Megan McCain, Ella Emhoff, etc... This one really runs the gamut. If you enjoy this ep, be sure to checkout and subscribe to The Kenzo Shibata Show on Patreon and support your favorite Midwest podcasts. And of course, don't forget to subscribe to Beef Country on Patreon, either. You know you love us. XOXO, Gossip Beef

The gals are back for part two of the love line, wherein they beef over the good pussy/bad pussy dichotomy, and what to do when you fall in love with your best friend's ex. They also discuss relationship green lights, whether cheating is ever forgivable, and an apocalyptic vision of Beef Country in which it is illegal to get your period, and the shape the ensuing calamity would take. Grab your favorite weapon for beating back bloodthirsty secret police dogs, and press play. Subscribe to our Patreon to access the entire episode! 

The Beef Gals are BACK, baby! And, after many listener requests, they're answering all of your burning, impassioned, and sometimes-intrusive love, sex, and relationship Q's. Joining the gals is their first-ever guest - the OG sexpert himself - Virgil Texas, cohost of the hit podcast, Bad Faith. We had so many questions (thank you!), we had to split this into two episodes. That said, enjoy installation 1 of our love line, and to hear pt. 2, subscribe to our newly-birthed Patreon. ;-) PS: Gab was positively sloshed while recording this episode and would like to formally apologize for misnaming Briahna in the beginning of the episode, and for behaving in a generally unhinged manner throughout recording. XOXO To subscribe to Bad Faith, click here.  Special thank-you to Lea Jaffe for stepping in to edit for us while our producer Jordyn was away! We love you queen.

As promised, the Beef Gals are back to give you double the sloppy toppy this week. Tune in to hear the gals' takes on yet another embarrassing NYT article, "Is Valentine's Day Canceled?" as well as a scathing David Hogg-centric spit-roasting session re: his new politically correct albeit morally-bankrupt pillow company. *no whippits were inhaled during the making of this episode*

Line up at the trough, piggies. It's feedin' time, and this week the Beef Gals are giving you an extra serving of slop (two episodes!). In this episode, discussions include perverted freak Kellyanne Conway allegedly leaking her underage daughter's nudes, Ella Emhoff being signed to IMG and posing with bok choy on her Hinge profile, and the Gals' drug-fueled Catskills cabin retreat last weekend. *rips whippit*

This week, the Beef Gals get up close and personal in order to tenderize your eager little ears with discussion of the liberal media's journalistic gaffe of the year - whether "mask-slipping is the new manspreading" - as well as gossip surrounding the respectably unhinged popular icon Azaelia Banks, and a dramatic faux-tragic gimp-suited sugar-daddy escape.

After a long and unintentional hiatus, the Beef Gals are back and serving up some premium slop for you disgusting little piggies. Topics discussed include the so-called "coup" at the Capitol last week, Ben Shapiro being a shoe sniffer, Kamala's criminal *wink* Vogue cover, and Lana Del Rey's latest music video and "cancellable" offense.  PS: apologies for some audio/volume issues on Gab and Emory's end (classic), but this is the last episode we'll be recording remotely so it'll only get better from here. Please bear with us. 

The Beef Gals get a little rowdy this episode - just how you little piggies like it. Topics discussed include the new trans-friendly, Reagan-centric Call of Duty: Cold War, the cancellation of SoulCycle (again), big-titted antisemitic grandmas drinking Arbor Mist, and fingerblasting. Lots of fingerblasting. 

In which the Beef Gals address the controversial "is ghosting rape?" Twitter debate, and whether girls without "Oedipal trauma" using the word daddy qualifies as cultural appropriation. They also provide some post-COVID vaccine predictions and rate their first-ever Beefcake-submitted dick pic.