Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast

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Join a rotating cast mostly-trans friends as they visit the secluded island of Rokkenjima, argue about which Ushiromiya mom is the hottest, and fight to understand the nature of mystery, fantasy, and the Golden Witch herself. Cover art by @_GwenGrace_ on Twitter.

Golden Truths


    • Oct 4, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 12 EPISODES
    • 2 SEASONS


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    Episode 8: Thank You for Showing Restraint

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 183:58


    Like pepper, the difficulty comes in tiny yet spicy grains. Why not participate yourself, now at the very end? And so it ends. Not with a bang, but with a sequence of extremely loud and kind of off-putting bangs that drown out the subtle storytelling that you've come to expect from this series. Ange needs to make a choice but so do we: do we think this episode is any good? Grab some konpeito and join us as we put the witch to sleep for all time with our coverage of the last entry in the Answer Arcs and the final mainline episode of Umineko no Naku Koro Ni.   Show Notes Golden Truths Episode 8 Streams! HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT Higurashi Sotsu YouTube Analysis [Gou/Sotsu Spoilers] I have finished an episode of umineko no naku koro ni   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki engage of marionette by dai

    Episode 7.2: The Specter of Gender Hangs Over Us All

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 133:33


    You can't neglect the heart.   Show Notes Genius Brain Kyrie That Liveblog Caelum Mentioned (Beware of Paywall!)   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

    Episode 7.1: Whydunnit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 121:39


    There is...a bit of difficulty to this one. After a not un-unlengthier... okay, look this is Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast, a podcast about Umineko. Do you remember us? We remember you, and hey, we recorded this episode like, over a year ago! We're putting it out! You heard about this culprit thing? Well, there's actually a lot to talk about before we get to that. Settle in for another two-parter as we discuss the complex circumstances that gave rise to the Golden Witch.   Show Notes Willion Gacha Art - Suit/Dress   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki l&d circulation by xaki

    Episode 6: I've Solved Your Cheese Puzzle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 195:04


    There is no longer a difficulty level. This is no longer a hint, but a confession. After a not-unlengthier hiatus, Golden Truths is back, again, to watch the sun rise on Dawn of the Golden Witch. The cast engages in a mystery fight of their own, Jenn brings her horse to roost, and Anna, like you, screams and begs for more golden truths.   Show Notes Maybe you should うみねこのなく頃に some bitches, Kanon-kun.   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki Love Examination by M.ZAKKY Birth of a New Witch (short) composed by Luck Ganriki and performed by Zakuro Motoki

    Episode 5: Erika's Glowing Blue Sans Eye

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 149:00


    The difficulty is fairly easy. What could possibly deceive you after all this time...? After a not-unlengthy hiatus Golden Truths is back to tackle the Umineko Answer Arcs, if the Answer Arcs don't tackle us first. Jenn contemplates Krauss cryptocurrency conspiracies, Izzy misses marvelous Maria moments, and Caelum talks about new character Erika Furudo for like a solid hour. Content warning for discussion of historical anti-Asian racism from 1:07:40 to 1:13:04   Show Notes When We Cry x Golden Truths Crossover Gender Pod (Non-spoiler)   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), and Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

    Tea Party 1: Genji is Trans

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 164:59


    Grab a cup of Earl Grey and kick back with us as we explore various extra materials from the Question Arcs. Featuring segments such as Anna's Music Box, Matt's Design Doc, and Izzy's Oh God Izzy Oh God Oh No Oh Man Oh God.   Show Notes Bonus Materials Reading Order 07thExpansion Wiki Bonus Materials Page Chronological Umineko Soundtrack Playlist Anna's Top 10(ish) Songs Playlist system0 With Star Trek Sample   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum) Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki Haruka (Distant) by pre-holder

    Episode Update: Housekeeping of the Communications Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 11:28


    Hey everyone! Jenn here with a short plug and update on general goings on. Give the episode a listen or just check out the links below and figure it out yourself. Oh, and thanks everyone who's tuned in so far! See you all real soon (I hope!)   Show Notes When We Cry Podcast Youtube Gender in Umineko ft. Golden Truths Part 1 Gender in Umineko ft. Golden Truths Part 2 [MAJOR SPOILERS] 07th Expansion Wiki Supplementary Materials Page Umineko Tsubasa English Umineko Bonus Materials Chronological Order   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

    Episode 4: Embrace the Cringe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 151:07


    The difficulty level depends on you. The manner in which you've fought until now will greatly influence the difficulty of this game. Who aaam I? A new piece takes center stage, offering a new perspective on Beatrice's game as the Question Arcs reach their climax. Caelum teaches everyone about chuunibyous, Izzy starts her numbered list of Umineko Saddest Moments, and Anna laments the shortsightedness and too-horny-ness of Umineko theorists past.   Show Notes Sakutaro :) (Console) Fucked Up Maria Face (Really. CW Blood, Odontophobia) Kinzo Face (Console) (Pachinko)   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum) Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

    Episode 3: CYCLES OF ABUSE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 147:49


    The difficulty level is equal. Equal for both you and the Witch. This one's coming in hot, folks. The third game begins, with both Battler and Beatrice developing new strategies to back the other into a corner. Jenn gets on her soapbox, Anna discovers a new wife, and new cohost Caelum find a few holes in the beautiful tapestry that is Beato's Trick.   Show Notes PC Eva Culprit Reveal (Mute Recommended) Console Eva Culprit Reveal Colin Spacetwinks' Umineko Let's Play @catboydetective Beelzebub Checks Gohda's Pulse   Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum) Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

    Episode 2: This Episode Isn't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 134:06


    The difficulty level is extreme. The Witch intends to make you surrender all at once. Let's get serious, ok? Beatrice opens the second game in top form, murdering in ways seemingly fully impossible, and even giving us a glimpse at life before the gameboard. Matt details more spicy Gohda takes, Jenn revels in Kanon headkanons, and Izzy finds a new strategy: utter denial.   Show Notes TACO CIRCULATION   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_) Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

    Episode 1.2: Did He Grind His Own Face Off?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 131:11


    The gameboard is set. How will the pieces make their moves? We sip our tea and watch as murder after murder takes place, until it finally ends with the witch's victory. Anna shows off her deep knowledge of mid-2000s Newgrounds games, Matt solves another Gohda-based mystery, and Izzy walks us through the merits of self-cremation.   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Cover art by Grace Hobson Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

    Episode 1.1: Y'all Aren't Thinking With Magic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 116:24


    The difficulty level is standard. We might as well at least start by taking the easy road. Put on a pot of black tea and join us as we step into the world of Rokkenjima, October 1986. The economy is booming, the leaves are falling, and the witches are setting up their elaborate serial murders. Discover the answers to exciting questions like: how fake is Hideyoshi's accent? Is Rudolf a gamer? And how do you pronounce ベアトリーチェ?   Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal) Cover art by Grace Hobson Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

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