Good Heroin with Dave Ross

The second half of Dave's talk with Chris Gethard! This time it's an episode of Boring Opinions, in which Chris gives some insanely well-thought-out opinions on LAWN CARE. WE ARE ALL GROWN UP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave talks to his friend, fellow comedian and fellow North Jersey 90s punk enthusiast Chris Gethard about comedy, doing comedy, being a comedian, and comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave talks to his good good friend Kyle Ayers about dealing with trigeminal neuralgia, one of the most painful brain diseases one can get, and a disease Kyle is about to get surgery for. They also did an episode of Boring Opinions where Kyle almost screamed full-volume about iPhones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's just Dave this week, and he's tiny now. He is! He talks all about it. He also makes a... BIG ANNOUNCEMENT... and yells about Donut Friend and blink-182 for awhile, and then rounds things out by re-editing Brian Regan's best album. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave talks to his friend and fellow comedian Derrick Brown about his storied life as a touring poet, touring comedian, army veteran and Christian magician. Derrick is way more interesting than everyone else on earth and Dave cannot shut up about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave talks to Maria Bamford about mental health, medication and managing both, along with some incredible stories of throwing block parties and dealing with frat boy neighbors as mature adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave talks to his good friend and great comedian Debra DiGiovanni about maintaining a clear and present fear of coronavirus. They are afraid, they have always been afraid, and they will always be afraid. Fear 4 life!!! (They tell jokes too.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is a lot of Dave yelling about Congress and describing the room he’s in. It’s a new room!!! There’s a ceramic butt in there!!! Most importantly though, is the third installment of his in-depth interview with Matt Ingebretson about his favorite coffee mugs. Also featuring a stand-up clip from Greg Edwards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

[TRIGGER WARNING: self-harm. This is one of our favorite episodes of the show! But if you’re sensitive to that subject you might wanna tread a little lightly.] Dave has a deep, often hilarious and sometimes intense conversation with comedian and artist Winslow Dumaine about the complicated nature of having a painful past. They talk self-harm, self-hate, loss, making art about those things and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave catches up with his old friend and great friend, Ismael Loutfi, about being a comedian in a pandemic. They’re both pretty sad about it. They get sad together. And they have fun! Fun being sad.

Jackie and Dave discuss making it through quarantine with a little help from faith. But not god! Or maybe god. But faith. Whatever your version of faith is. They also discuss the time Jackie used mace!!! For the record, she feels bad about using the mace.

Dave talks to his good buddy Daniel Van Kirk about trying to be a positive force in comedy and the world.

Dave exclaims about sadness and the government for a bit and then talks to Brendan Kelly (of Lawrence Arms, Slapstick, The Falcon and more) about a night on tour in Germany with way, way, way too many chickens.

This episode is a tribute and telethon for Stories Books & Cafe. Dave gushes about Stories, his favorite place on earth, that's saved his life so many times, and where the live show Good Heroin has took place for five years until lockdown. He shares recordings from people who work at Stories, and plays recordings of shows that happened at Stories, and has a long conversation about Stories with his dear friend Laura Kerrigan. Featuring songs from Boy Deluxe and Crook, poetry from John Tottenham, and standup comedy from Steph Tolev and Kyle Ayers.

Dave talks to his good buddy Irene Walton in a new installment of Boring Opinions, in which Irene brings her fierce, lengthy and passionate opinions about grocery store pretzels. Also featuring standup clips from Irene Tu and Mike Carrozza.

Dave rants about the good ol' days of standup (six years ago) and talks to his good buddy Steve Sladkowski of the incredible punk band PUP about sheet and pillow etiquette in a brand new episode of Boring Opinions.

Dave does another episode of BORING OPINIONS with his buddy Caleb Synan, who has very strong opinions about types of hats. It seems, actually, as if he hates literally all hats. Keep this man away from hats!!! Also featuring standup clips from John Botelho, Solomon Georgio and The Puterbaugh Sisters.

In another episode of BORING OPINIONS, Dave talks to Steph Tolev about her favorite ways in which buttons are placed on clothes. Dave is honestly astonished about Steph's insane button knowledge, and also the fact that she has to ice her face. Also featuring standup clips from Curtis Cook, Stuart Thompson and Alex Hooper.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave has a great conversation with his friend Curt Neill about comedy, LA and mental health. They've both realized the toxicity of pursuing entertainment and are slowly figuring out what to do. (Curt's a little further a long than Dave.) They also talked about Curt's movie! Which you can preorder here. Also featuring standup clips from Ismael Loutfi, Eliza Skinner and Nick Skardarasy.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave talks to his good friend Mandee Johnson about the state of comedy in Los Angeles now and in THE PAST. Also featuring episode 2 of Matt's Mugs with Matt Ingebretson, and standup clips from Janelle James, Jake Silberman and Jak Knight.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

In another installment of Boring Opinions, Dave talks to his good buddy Simon Gibson about his fervent and extreme thoughts on pillows. Also featuring standup from Emma Arnold and a song from Karen Kilgariff.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave invites his friend Bridger Winegar into the studio (Bridger's backyard) for the first installment of a new segment called BORING OPINIONS. It's not boring!!!!! Also featuring standup clips from Chris Estrada and Megan Gailey.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave (Ross) riffs with his good friend Dave (Waite) about taking it easy as a comedian and making it through quarantine. Also featuring a standup clip from Vanessa Gonzalez, and the very first installment of Matt's Mugs with Matt Ingebretson.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave and Chris get sexual. Really! They don't have sex, but they talk about sex. In a sexual way!!! Also featuring standup clips from Jamel Johnson, Ran Barnaclo and Hannah Einbinder.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave and Chris get so so so so mad about the debate, and also say like 200 words wrong. Also featuring standup clips from Caitlin Gill and Tre Tutson.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave meets his good friend Lindsay Adams in a weird park to talk trash about their mental illness. Also featuring standup clips from Kaseem Bentley and Myq Kaplan.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave has is old friend Chris Charpentier in the studio (his bedroom) to talk trash about the fire department. (They love the fire department!!!) Also featuring standup clips from Rob Haze and Amy Silverberg.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave and his good friend Eliza Skinner say a bunch of stuff that isn't true. And they know it!!! Also featuring standup clips from Brendan Cooney and Albert DeLeon.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave records an episode of the show with Kyle Ayers while they are sitting in separate cars and constantly being interrupted by groceries. Lotta shit talk about groceries this episode. Also featuring standup clips from Lisa Curry and Troy Walker, and a call from Brad Wenzel.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave hangs out with Matt Ingebretson (twice!) and plays comedy clips from Debra DiGiovanni and Zahid Dewji.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

This is Good Heroin. Dave fields a call from Hannah Einbinder and Alex Adeleman and plays some standup from Sammy Arechar and Kevin Camia before sitting in studio with Chris Charpentier and editing the living hell out of a standup track from Steph Tolev.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

A short episode to announce a very important change to the show. What is the announcement? Listen and find out!!! (The show is becoming Good Heroin and it will now be released on Fridays ok now you know)Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave and his good friend Eliza Skinner discuss... well... a bunch of garbage!!!Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave and his good friend Jason Burke have a long discussion about why Jason tries to get children kicked off of Twitch.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

On this week's episode, Ryan Singer parks his car next to Dave's car, Dave throws Ryan a microphone through the window, and Ryan and Dave talk about the mafia for an hour.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave talks with his ol' pal Will Miles about being funny off-stage and absolutely demolishing rodents, but not until after he mashes up Drake and Eddie Pepitone.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave gives some insight into why he decided to leave his podcast Y'all Ever this week, and then riffs like crazy with his good friend Chris, who wants to have kids, and Dave also wants kids, and so that's something they're both thinking about now.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave jumps on the phone with his old friend Sam Tallent to talk comedy and horrifying pranks that almost ruin your friends lives. Dave also clamors to find peace at the beginning and can't stop talking about incest.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave invites Chris Charpentier into his bedroom to not have sex for some reason, even though they both want to, and it's all they talk about.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave invites his friends Troy Walker and Eliza Skinner into the Get Stupid studio (there is no studio and the interviews were recorded separately) to talk about the funniest sh*t they've ever done. Dave talks about Kurt Cobain, Alanis Morrissette and McGruff the Crime Dog so much that it's pretty clear he wishes it were 30 years ago.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave does two short interviews, each of which was not short at all. Ahmed Bharoocha and Curtis Cook each join Dave via zoom to share humble-brags about their funniest moments off-stage. Dave misses both of them, and he won't shut up about it.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

In this episode, Dave yells and rants a lot and he loves you and he says that too. And Chris Cresswell calls in! Chris steals music.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Anthony Anzaldo (of Ceremony, Cold Cave, Ex Youth and more) came on the show to rename his own band, with the help of Lindsay Adams, Finn Straley and Dave. Mostly they just made fun of Dave, and that's fine I GUESS.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

James Austin Johnson comes on the show to do a million characters. Donald Trump shows up, and Bobby Flay, and some random anti-vaxxer asshole. Also, Dave once again makes a techno remix of basically nothing for no good reason.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave invites his good friend Rhea Butcher into the studio (they did a zoom call) and they laugh and laugh. There's some discussion of horses, and some discussion of washing your legs. For the record: YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR LEGS.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Ol' Chris Charpentier joins Dave at Get Stupid HQ (Dave's room) for some real dumbass fuckaround time. Dave makes a radio sweeper out of Chris's name and they invent some new kernels of wisdom out of thin air. This is completely unrelated to the podcast, but Dave is very afraid of the woods.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave speaks with his friend Karen Kilgariff about how funny she is. Truly. He won't shut up about it. He bugs her to tell him what she thinks is the funniest she's ever been, and she does! Is it clear that Dave is writing this descriptionSupport the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave, Lindsay and Sam rename Mt. Rushmore.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

Dave talks to his friend Chris Cresswell (of The Flatliners and Hot Water Music) about quarantine and living in terror and the fact that that's hilarious. Turns out Chris hates dinner. He says so on the episode. He keeps saying it. He won't stop talking about how awful eating food is. Dave agrees and they end the episode by singing a song about how horrifying meals are.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)

It's the pilot. Dave is way, way too excited. He won't shut up about the internet. He plays an apology from a listener. He interviews Jake Weisman! Before the interview, though, he makes a techno song about Jake Weisman. THEN he interviews Jake Weisman, and according to Jake Weisman, there is no meaning. Everyone will die and that means nothing. It was hilarious. I mean it.Support the show (http://patreon.com/davetotheross)