Leo – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Leo the Summer season is here! Are you ready to dunk dabs, burn bowls, and smoke spliffs? Ready or not, the universal influence in June will be all smoke sessions GO! And right away the celestial influence will favor the organizational skills of the stoner Leo. Grab the calendar early in the month and plan your terrestrial adventures. The leader of the pack will be at peak communicative powers around the 3rd of June. Gather the ganja gang. They will be ready to receive your instructions! But understand this stoner Leo: Part of leadership is understanding not every stoner is grooving on the universal vibe as you. Take your cannabis companionship out and about on the terrestrial plane; but don't be dismayed by the numbers of your pack. Sometimes the best moments are shared with only a few cannabis companions. The power of the Sun may seem overwhelming with an impetus for action. Chill my vibrant Lion. It's not always about the size of your pride, or the destination of the smoke circle. Often, it is about the journey taken together. So when the urge comes to blanket your cannabis companions with protection, or cajole them with personal desires, take a moment to chill stoner Leo.  Toke time for a quick solo smoke session.  Allow the perspective enhancing vapors of the sacred herb to give you clarity in these emotional moments.  It's Summer.  There is too much to do to get bogged down in personal pressures.

Stoner Leo the final month of Spring enters into a period of conflict and turmoil. But you don't have to participate. Usually the Lion leads the pack: The first to break buds and pack bowls. The universe is sending cosmic chaos to the stoner Zodiac. Perhaps this month the stoner Leo will be a leader through absentia by example. Fill the stash jars with pure Indica strains, and Indica dominant hybrids. Calm, cool, and collected will be your mantra and impetus this month my leary Lion. After the first decade of the month you will be able to witness your extended smoke circle enveloped by chaotic clouds of cosmic influence. It is not your role to lead others to safety this month, but instead be the leader of example with your chill demeanor. The reading I give as a general theme will be most felt surrounding the Lunar Eclipse on the 15th. Toke time with the sacred herb in the days before the Full Moon to meditate and contemplate your action as a leader through inaction as a dramatic participant. This time surrounding the Full Moon will be a great time for solo smoke sessions and solo projects around the house. Use your third eye, stoner Leo, to avoid confrontation and conflict within the extended smoke circle. Before you know it the final decade of the month will be present, and you will notice cosmic clouds start to lift from the stoner Zodiac. This will be your sign to re-enter the terrestrial landscape as your usual outgoing self. By the end of the month you will be breaking buds, and matching bowls with your stoner tribe once again.

Stoner Leo: What's that bright fiery object floating high up in the sky? No, it's not a comet or a UFO, it's the Sun! And this month my fiery Lion, you too will be a shining star. In April it doesn't matter if you're a moonchild or not, all in the stoner Zodiac will get the opportunity for a fresh start. The New Moon happening at the dawn of the month means you can let all of the setbacks, and the false starts the year has brought so far, go up in smoke. Some days were tinted with a glossy ganja glow, other times even the most enlightening cannabis couldn't help you see through the fray. But now you will be able to light up, lift off, and rise above the haze. Stoner Leo, set aside time early in the month for a deep dive into your subconscious. Breathe deep the perspective expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and allow the illusion of impossibility burn away with every puff. With your third-eye open, you will have a new clarity of sight for the path ahead. Your destination is wherever you want to go! You no longer have to conform to the role of a cautious cat. You can get back to your true form: The loud-smoking, fierce and fiery Leader of the Pack. We may not be officially in the season of Leo, but you are definitely in your element. Everything from the daily grind to the biggest sesh will be no match for you my stoner Lion. Just like the Spring causes the plants to bloom, and the greens to bud, you will help your cannabis companions flourish when they are in your presence. So roar loud and roast often stoner Leo, because once you ignite the fire inside of you, nothing will be able to put it out!

Stoner Leo, what do you do when a plant gets too big for its current pot? You transfer it to a bigger pot of course. Those roots need space to grow! So far in the year you have been making forward progress, but maybe not as far and as fast as it could be. This March you too will need to find your own bigger pot with fresh, nutrient rich soil to let your roots grow deeper, and to allow room for your branches to spread. You will always be the loud-smoking, leader-of-the-pack Lion, but right now you need to break away from the pride. It's time to take a break from focusing on the rest of the pack to pack a bowl for one. Spend the month of March resting and reflecting on what makes you roar my stoner Lion. It's not about the grass being greener on the other side, it's about nurturing your own garden so you can flourish, and grow to your greatest potential. Sometimes this means you have to shed old leaves to make way for new buds. Your strain selection should reflect your goal of maximizing both your spiritual and physical expansion. You can go for maximum diversity by picking a couple Indica and a few Sativa options. This way you can match your strains to whatever your mood and the moment calls for. Or you can gather a few Hybrids that can be cerebrally stimulating yet will still keep you grounded in the terrestrial world. Although growth is the theme and focus this month, know that it doesn't stop when the month ends. Build the groundwork now stoner Leo, and you will continue growin' and tokin' the whole year through.

Stoner Leo, you headed into the New Year with optimistic anticipation, excited to say goodbye to all the rough waters you navigated through 2021. But, like many of your cannabis cohorts, your eagerness may have clouded your vision leaving you unable to see the equally rough rapids January had in store. The bad news: unfortunately, my stoner Leo, I cannot say that the cosmos are ready to clear the skies and calm the choppy waters quite yet. This means that during this transitional period in February, you will need to toke it day by day. Use these last days of hazy uncertainty to grind up, light up, and allow the healing vapors of the sacred herb to make the much-needed repairs to your cosmic space suit. The good news: there's not much further to go before you will once again be flowing along peaceful cosmic currents. Stoner Leo, since you are stuck in standby month, you might as well make the most of it! You should put off making any big decisions or taking long trips during this time. So, hit up your partners-in-chronic, gather up everyone's favorite sativa or indica selections, and smoke until the path ahead becomes clearer. Don't let yourself feel down if it doesn't feel like you're moving forward fast enough this month, stoner Leo. Sometimes we just need to sit with stillness. Allow the sacred sinsemilla to serve as the backdrop for these peaceful sessions of THC inspired tranquility. Stoner Leo, you will be back to your full fiery ferocity next month; space-cruising through terrestrial planes, reaching new highs and new destinations. But, at least for the moment, it is best to burn your bowls close to home and let your imagination do the wandering! 

Stoner Leo the hazy days of 2021 are coming to a close.  As with many points during this chaotic year, December will ring true:  You need to find your inner chill my proud Lion. Celestial influence in the first Winter month will bring cosmic winds of obsession and conflict.  But with the sacred herb you … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope December →

My kind, loving, loud-smoking Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac pride. Equally confident, and chronic loving; ready to light up, and light the way whenever your cannabis companions need guidance. But, this month, you will likely find that you are the one who needs someone to lean on. And just like when … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Leo, the theme of October is to manage expectations. Others EXPECT you to be the roaring, reefer-loving Lion; ready to light one up, and lead your fellow stoner Zodiac up through the haze to higher planes. Right now, at this moment, what you need to focus on most are the expectations you have for … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter. Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month. The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope August → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

It's good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination. Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope July → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here.  There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month.  But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period.  Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope June → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope May → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The natural habitat for the stoner Lion is out on the terrestrial plane leading the pack.  This month your charm and enthusiasm will be best focused internally.  Although this may seem like a negative premonition due to your natural state of being, it is very much in concert for the Zodiac leadership of the stoner … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope April → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo.  The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope March → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive.  Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you.  February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac. Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo.  However, this support … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope February → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period.  It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out!  This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s:  Joe Normal .. “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”  The bottom line to January is that … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope January → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you!  Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month.  It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope December → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief.  Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November.  Wake up!  Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas.  Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope November → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo October continues a similar thread of self awareness for 2020.  I know I know, give it a rest already right?  Self reflection isn’t your thing.  However, with the magical insight of the sacred herb, and an honest effort, these meditative practices will loosen gears that have been grinding you down. Stoner Leo have … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope October → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves.  The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle.  The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain.  With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope September → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

This summer, the stoner Lion should always aspire to reach a higher plane.  Light one up and get lifted stoner Leo.  Leave behind the naysayers and critics.  The only person you have to please this July is you!  While you will begin the month feeling on fire, ready to take on the world, it will … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope July → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo June is an opportunity to party!  Comparatively speaking, you will be one of the few stoner star signs that are able to avoid cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  As long as you keep a cool head within the smoke circle, and juggle multiple projects at work, this month should be as pleasant … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope June → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope May → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo April poses an interesting problem counter to your nature.  With the magical properties of the sacred herb, and a solid plan of action, you will finish the month stronger than you started.  This interesting month is marked by a significant period: The Full Moon of the 7th through the New Moon of the … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope April → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Drab and dreary may describe the weather stoner Leo, but it will never describe you!  However, this month it will be necessary to take boring restful breaks to accommodate and accelerate exciting progress.  There is much to do, but the current planetary alignment only supports a rested and ready Lion. Activities in February require a … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope February → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo January will be a foundation for 2020.  Perhaps even a road-map for the entire year can be written in the first month?  Ah, but to accomplish all of this terrestrial planning, you must go through the mental and spiritual exercise of self assessment.  Don’t worry my lovely Lion, I’m not talking about deep … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope January → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Beaming from cosmos, the stoner Leo will be granted great third eye vision in December.   This enhanced third eye vision will not give you psychic clairvoyance, but cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will be deciphered under a new light.  This keen cosmic blessing will assist the stoner Leo in assessing their place within … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope December → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

When describing the comfortable leadership of a stoner Leo, I have said they operate with an unapologetic selfishness. Some stoner Leos nod with a clever smirk. But some stoner Leos become offended. This ability to be unapologetically selfish is what separates the stoner Leo from the rest of the Zodiac smoke circle. The leader of … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope November → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo you are capable of being many things including vibrant, open, and loving. These are the traits that will propel you forward in October. Vibrant: Universal influences will target the little engine that could inside of you. Open: New situations and people will come into your smoke circle you may not have predicted. An … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope October → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo even the fierce lion leader of the stoner zodiac sometimes needs to take a breather. Although your skin is thick, the busy summer season has left you feeling spread a little thin. As the calendar changes to September, you may find yourself wondering how you got here. Too many projects may require you … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope September → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Leo you are entering a month of abundance. The planets have aligned to bless you with all the energy required to thrive. At times though, there will be out-of-body experiences where your travels on the terrestrial plane will be on autopilot. Spark one up stoner Leo, your auto pilot can be trusted like a … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope August → The post Leo Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Settle down and smoke up stoner Leo! July will be a month of interesting conundrums. Many paths will stretch out in front of you. The road less traveled is always an enticing mysterious option, but sometimes the straight and narrow, or the tried-and-true provides for a smooth ride. Whatever route you choose, know that all … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Stoner Leo can you feel it? The sun continues to shine down on the leader of the pack. As the cosmic breeze warms around you, know you too are heading into a hot streak. With positive solar winds at your back, you will move smoothly and steadily toward success in June. Do not be fooled … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

The stoner Leo will keep those fires blazing in the final Spring month, as positive energy and good fortune continue to rain down as cosmic blessings from the universe. While May is likely to bring a few last minute showers, your energy and perseverance will bring the heat needed to keep the inner light burning … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope May2019 →

The sun will bring strong cosmic warmth and positivity to stoner Leos in April. But most importantly energy! The position of the sun this month will shed light on bountiful energy and opportunity. The increased energy from the sun will shine brightest in the work sphere. Whether you are a corporate warrior stuck in the … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

Stoner Leo too much of a good thing can truly be a difficult proposition. March will shower you with options, choices, and opportunities. But this situation is not one where you can put a bucket out to collect the blessings for a future period. Instead the stoner Leo must step carefully and choose wisely during … Continue reading Leo Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Leo February may be the month of Valentine's day, but this period is about more than romantic love. You may be feeling isolated lately with your head down focused on the task at hand. Keeping up with your resolutions and making sure you use the fresh start of the new year to its greatest … Continue reading Leo February 2019 →

Stoner Leo what do you want to grow this year? We're not just talking about green buds, although this is certainly an acceptable higher aspiration. Know you are entering into a period when whatever you decide to put your efforts into will thrive. Use your tangible will power to build the solid psychological foundations for … Continue reading Leo January 2019 →

Stoner Leo it will be easier said than done for December, but you must do your best to stay calm and smoke on. Although the planets will not align perfectly, and the stars will not have an easy path to quick success, you can still make progress toward your ultimate goals. The path forward in … Continue reading Leo December Horoscope →

Stoner Leo your weather forecast for November is cosmic rain. But fear not; it's not a dreary bitter fall rain being referred to, but rather it will be raining universal blessings on the stoner Leo! However you must maintain your groovy positive vibes or you might find those opportunities vanishing in smoke before your eyes. … Continue reading Leo November 2018 →

Stoner Leo you can expect to make great progress towards achieving long standing and lofty goals this month. Although this is good news and should be an additional motivator for you to keep your grind strong, it comes with cautionary advice: Be steadfast, but do not be stubborn! Sometimes the stars have great plans for … Continue reading Leo October 2018 →

Stoner Leo planetary influences are pushing you out of your comfort zone. You are the Lion of the stoner pride, and with this you can be described as unapologetically selfish. The first month of fall will require that quality to be diminished. No apologies will be necessary, but contemplative and controlled self awareness will be … Continue reading Leo September 2018 →

The second summer month has potential to be a dynamic period for the stoner Leo. However, the dynamism will not come by traditional cosmic means. Toke a moment to think about an abstract concept of your universal position. Usually your interaction with the universe is very direct; force, change, luck is all very personal to … Continue reading Leo July 2018 →

Stoner Leo this June you can confidently expect the sun to be out, and positivity to be high. You should mentally prepare yourself early in the month to get ready for a period in which you will be on a serious grind. To maximize effectiveness in both your work and recreation, it will be important … Continue reading Leo June 2018 →

Stoner Leo the month of May will be a bright dynamic period for you. As with many things in life, what you put in will directly correlate to what you get out. The opportunity of May is not weighted heavily in the sphere of society, but within yourself stoner Leo. Springtime is a wonderful time … Continue reading Leo May 2018 →

Stoner Leo the sky’s the limit for you this April!  Better weather is headed your way, and the cosmos is sure to have your back.  Unlike recent months when it was better to conserve your energy and maintain a steady pace, the advice this month is to give it all you got!  You are certain … Continue reading Leo April 2018 →

Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won't be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious … Continue reading Leo March 2018 →

Stoner Leo, you are likely to find yourself in a constant state of surprise this month. Not surprised by the chaos of unexpected events or obstacles, but by the lack of any substantial problems. This is not to say everything will come easily, or that you should expect all situations to go exactly how you … Continue reading Leo February 2018 →

Stoner Leo are you ready for all the wonders and opportunities that 2018 will provide? Well, slow your roll a bit. The January time period will be more about planning for the highs instead of feeling the highs of 2018. I recommend a cerebral Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in contemplative meditative … Continue reading Leo January 2018 →

Stoner Leo December will be like visiting an old friend. Cosmic influences will bring you back in tune with your true self. Maybe you haven't felt quite like the lion ruling a broad pride. The December time period will bring you back to your social roots. No meditation required stoner Leo; all that you want … Continue reading Leo December 2017 →