Mastery of Podcastery

What does a 63 year old stroke victim who realizes his rapping skills have in common with a 68 year old granny lead singer in a metal band? Nothing. Probably.

Some of our favorite creepy songs from the world of the interwebs.

This week we listen to the top ten songs from the UK, and guess what. Popular music sucks there too.

This week we listen to Billboard's Top 10 songs of the week for August 29th 2020. Has Cardi B. created the final song we will ever need about sex? How could there ever be anything better than WAP?

This week is The Advice Show. The Advice Show is a radio call in show hosted by Robert Devalue, a gifted motivational speaker who has been giving life changing advice to people all over the world.

This week Paul and Eulice discuss Shadow Gate, the new conspiracy documentary.

This week we play African drums and wonder where all the laughter has gone. Will we ever get back to laughter as a society, or has that too become only a luxury for the wealthy elite?

After concluding this episode on doomsday prepping, I legit started wondering if gay rednecks even exist? Fascinating to thing about. I will tell ya one thing, after doomsday, if enough women don't survive, there will probably be an upsurge.

Dr. Disrespect is about to be indicted on rape charges. At least that is our speculation based on everything we know so far. Sorry, this episode is way late as the Dr. Disrespect firing happened a month ago. Still interesting AF. Even if you don't know Dr. Disrespect, you probably know who David Icke is. Expand your horizons you stinking neophytes!

The one and only Jim Carrey Official from Tik Tok joins us on this episode. Looking for the inside scoop on time travel? We have it. You're Welcome.

Adrenochrome and Inter-Dimensional Overlords feeding off human fear. Life eats life after all right? Creepy stuff.

In this episode we discuss how to fix America by making the use of psychedelic drugs mandatory for law enforcement training. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we discuss the top 10 indicators of a civilization in decline. Seems like America checks all of the boxes. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

Chad and Brad offer their inspirational plan for personal success and prosperity. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we listen to 'Young Pharaoh' explaining the pandemic and George Floyd protests being part of the NWO plan to enslave humanity. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we play 'Guess The Fake Police Brutality Incident' game. We discuss the horrors of police brutality and discuss why training for police is completely inadequate. We also finish up listening to 'The Internet is Gross' podcast. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode, We discuss pesky weeds with a city employee, Robert Kiyosaki demonstrates his rapping skills, we play a brand new game, and we listen to an angry Chinese kid complain about old people. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

We've got a 2 part podcast this time around. This one is mostly about getting off. You know, orgasms. Some great advice from women for men, and we offer some insight about men for the women. Overall I would say a pretty fair swapping of meaty and juicy tidbits going on.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

We've got a 2 part podcast this time around. This one is mostly about getting off. You know, orgasms. Some great advice from women for men, and we offer some insight about men for the women. Overall I would say a pretty fair swapping of meaty and juicy tidbits going on.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/ 

Yes, this is another quarantine episode, but this is our last one. In this episode we play a brand new game, discuss what a real life Walking Dead podcast would be like, and the logistics required to project a holographic deity into the sky. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

Hopefully this is our last quarantine episode. Unless that giant asteroid lands on the podcast studio 2 days from now. So maybe consider this our last episode, except for the fact that we are 1 week ahead in episodes. So maybe the week after. You will just have to find out. Guess The Fake Conspiracy Theory game is back this week. We also discuss more CCP Virus current events, and Paul does his best Punjabi impersonation. So Sorry! Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this quarantine episode of the podcast, we discuss...surprise surprise, more Coronavirus stuff. This episode is layed back with a fairly nice peppering of comedy jokes. Paul talks about what it is like the moment he discovered someone had a game of Pac Man tattooed across there entire chest. We also mention a prize that is still available to the first lovely listener which leaves us a review on iTunes and Spotify. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we discuss the horrors of tuba abuse. Despite Eulice still being in quarantine we succeed in making an technical problem free podcast. We review a very short podcast that takes a surprising twist, and we play 'Guess The Fake Conspiracy Theory'. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

With the Pandemic ramping up, we cannot help but feel betrayed by what the Coronavirus told us a few episodes back. We discuss the latest changes in our lives since the outbreak has spread. We play Guess The Fake Conspiracy Theory Game, and we also listen to a podcast from the before times. A simpler, more innocent time, before the outbreak. Stay safe out there kids. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode, Eulice goes into quarantine, but the show must go on. We have a special guest co-host this episode who bravely steps up to save the show! Paul manages to channel The Coronavirus yet again, albeit briefly. We play a special version of the game 'Guess The Fake Coronavirus Conspiracy', and we listen to a random podcast about zip lock bags taped to the buttocks. Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we have an Exclusive interview with The Coronavirus. Nancy Grace, eat your heart out. We also listen to a podcast about how easy jail life can be if you are a likeable enough person. Stay safe out there! Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we review a confusing ADD riddled podcast, play 'Guess The Fake Conspiracy Theory', listen to a woman who is angry at white people, and we discuss Oregon's dirty little secret.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

The podcast keeps getting better with every episode. In Episode 5 we cover the following topics: Mardi Gras, Girls Gone Wild, Working for career criminals, Indian call center podcast, The Craziest Kobe Bryant Consipiracy Theory Yet, The Moon Landing, The Trayvon Hoax Documentary, Corey Feldman Documentary.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we review 'Comedy Show' podcast and learn a thing or two about podcast production. Paul explains why Valentine's Day is a romance killer. We take a deep dive into Peckerwood Hip Hop History this week, along with looking into the origins of the term Peckerwood. Why Michael Jackson is the best musical recording artist in history and how he closed the show on the Golden Age of American music. We also discuss some things learned by listening to other podcasts and what we could do to make our own show better.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we have some real talk about racism while sorting through a sea of potential podcast names. Maybe our systematic approach will help you name your own podcast, OR feel free to steal one of the names on the reject pile. We also discuss topless bars in Mexico vs. America. Paul reveals his vulnerability by playing his very first podcast on the show. Brene Brown would be proud. The good and evil of marketing and advertising. Plus a Cliffhanger! Can you guess which podcast name we chose? The first listener to leave a review for us on iTunes which includes the name of our podcast will win an actual prize! No Foolin'!Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/

In this episode we intersperse Mexican cartel drug stories while holding a theme song death match. We end up finding an intro/theme song that speaks to us. We also discuss Ari Shafir going over the line with his jokes about Kobe Bryant. The difference between west coast and east coast people. Amazon founder and richest man in the world, Jeff Bezos wants to move all humans to outer space and turn the Earth into a nature preserve. Coronavirus update. The different philosophies on giving loose change to people on the street. Your brain is drugs, and why addiction and depression are so prevalent.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/ 

Topics: Kobe Bryant, Coronavirus, Panspermia, Interstellar fungi travel, how the Flu Virus mutates in the Earth's upper atmosphere, the octopus is from outer space, Epstein update, Alcor (the frozen people place) and how it seems related to Scientology, Waking up after having your head frozen for 100 years. The last 20 minutes are really funny IF frozen head humor happens to be your thing.Music provided by Zircon Musichttps://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/