Not All Bad

Our efforts to be more appropriate ended in failure--as usual. The FCC won't be too happy about this one, either. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Grilled Cheeses - Storage Space - Carbonated Water - Showering - My Friends Mowed My Lawn

The intro segment kinda doesn't make sense unless you listened to this episode yesterday, but we aren't exactly known for making sense. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Unhealthy Food is Tasty - Godspeed - Silent Public Pooping - A Good Playlist - Mugs as Souvenirs

What, you wanted an on-time episode AND a funny description? Baby steps, okay? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Mowing the Lawn - Small Tasks That Aren't Pressing - Meter Maids - Work Friends - Student Driver Bumper Stickers

Okay look: we didn't think it through when we made the boob joke that we were going to have a woman on as a guest. And now it looks like it's in poor taste. We didn't mean it like that, but we feel backed into a corner. Sorry. Also we mention boobs, penises, vaginas, pooping, peeing, and vomiting all in this one episode. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Reaction Video Thumbnails - How Wedding Planners Treat Groomsmen - VAT - Botox - Adults Who Say "Potty"

Look, we're sorry for the embarrassingly novice sports talk, okay? We were contractually obligated by the Big Game Committee. Thank you to the Home Depot for sponsoring us. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Bank Holidays - Plastic Straw Bans - Babies on Airplanes - Dress Shoes - Andy Reid

Just because we're both trapped in our homes for 14 days with nowhere to go doesn't mean we're going to get this recording done early. Maybe someday we'll get that website up and running, too. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Working from Home - Ice Skating - Buffets - Jerseys - Foam Roller

I was tired during recording, tired during editing, and tired while uploading. In 2021, we promise to not upload another late episode (this promise is not legally binding). Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Sleep Deprivation - New Year's Resolutions - Car Registration - Taco Bell - Grocery Delivery

It's the Second Most Wonderful Time of the Year--join us as we merrily find the joy in the things we used to (and continue to) hate. Thank you to everyone who listened this year! Here's to at least one more! Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - 2020's Not All Bad Recap

Today's theme is Mother Nature, as we cover the full spectrum of creation from animals, to plants, to bugs, to viruses, to the Creator themselves. Now if we could just figure out how to create a revenue from this show... Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - COVID Quarantine - Peeling Bananas Like Monkeys - "They're more scared of you than you are of them!" - Literal Peach Fuzz - Spotify Wrapped

Take the Not All Bad Challenge and tell 10 people about this show! Also taking volunteers for the Get Knocked-Up Challenge! Also please send us Host Roasts... Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Social Media "Challenges" - Business Influencer Instagrams - Zach Andrews - Good Hair Days - Handwritten Letters

Not All Bad is the circumcised penis of podcasts, and we can only assume that's why you're here. Dear God I hope my parents don't listen to this show. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - School Zones - Rats! - Man Buns - Dominos Pizza Tracker - Flannel Shirts

Well, guess what! We still haven't done episode 50, but we ~promise~ it's coming soon... probably. No one ever reads past this, but I'm actually proud of a joke I made in the list of topics so please go read them. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Halloween Stores and Costumes - Old Man Yells at Clouds (about iPhones) - Video vs Audio Podcast - Old Man Thanks (the) Cloud - Vinyl Records (we get it, Paul.)

Think this one was good? Then you're really gonna love episode 50 when it drops! Also, it feels like we're beginning to care less and less about how inappropriate we get on air. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Wedding Gifts - Forgetting Things - Buc-ee's - The Weather - Super Mario Sunshine

You better BUCKLE UP bucko, cause this ain't your grandpa's podcast. This is the XXX, don't let your parents know you're listening episode. Oh yeah baby, I hope you're ready, cause it's a long one this week. Evan comes on as a guest, and you can count on things getting pretty WILD. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Want to be a guest? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Thank you to Evan for being a guest! Rant Topics: - iPhone Release Slogans - iMessage Reactions - Telling Interesting Fact About Yourself - Consulting - Having Neighbors with Kids - Making Exercise Fun

Everyone clap for Zach, cause he can't stop talking about some exciting news. Honestly we tackle a bunch of random topics this week, but none of you even read this, so I'm not sure you deserve to have me tease what they might be. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Want to be a guest? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Vanity Plates - Paul Can't Choose Just One - Politics of Wishing Happy Birthday - Bad Movies - Sunsets

Welcome to another unequivocally sublime episode of Not All Bad, rife with trichotillomania-inducing wrath and terminology withdrawn directly from the PSAT lexicon. And also some sex jokes. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Want to be a guest? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Speed Bumps - Subscriptions - When People Text "Hi" with No Context - Being an Uncle - Reality TV

The new house is consuming Zach's entire mind and Paul is deeply engrossed with the latest and greatest in cinema, so we don't have time for a big description today. Thank you Steven Spielberg! Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Want to be a guest? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - When Things Break - Shot Bars - Good Bosses - Nicknames - Nathan For You

Guests are back, baby! Adam defends radio, Paul creates a unit of measurement, and Zach seeks a sugar mama. Happy two year anniversary to us! Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Want to be a guest? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - A Defense of Radio - Loud Cars and Trucks - Paul's Haunted House - People with CashApp in Their Bios - The Neighborhood Basketball Court - Making Playlists

The boys get a little naughty today as we talk about--yes, again--peeing and pooping. There's some other junk tossed in too, for good measure. Good thing the Internet is forever and we could never erase this recording even if we wanted to. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Making Phone Calls at Work - Skipping Songs Halfway Through/Skipping TV Show Intros - People Who Talk on the Phone in Bathrooms - Timothy Dexter - Making a Space Your Own

Oh boy do we go through a bunch today. Hinge Binge is back, kind of, Paul is becoming an adult, and beans. You heard me right, this podcast will set a record for the amount of times BEANS is said, across multiple topics. Buckle up, swipe your beans under a rug, and get ready for this week's episode. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Car AC Controls - Sarcasm - Suite Life of Zach and Cody (plus beans) - Aquifers - Making Presentations

It felt great to be back in the studio and we had a lot of pent-up rage to share today. This show is available on SoundCloud, iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and Overcast. Is it okay to say that here, Paul? Will you allow that? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - House Hunting - Morning Radio Talk Shows - Hypebeasts/Streetwear - Taking Care of Your Mental Health - Video Games as a Storytelling Method

Zach can't believe that you'd dare show him your feet, and Paul continues his war path against all social media. Our brains are full and and we can't wait to spill them out for you today! Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Have opinions about these topics? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Open-toed shows - What even is Facebook? - Netflix produced reality TV - Hard seltzer - Justice for oatmeal raisin cookies

Today we discuss etiquette: how to sit at a restaurant, how to discuss tree sperm, and how to avoid admitting the number of romantic partners you MAY or MAY NOT be entertaining. Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Targeted Ads - Hibachi Seating Etiquette - Caskets - Clearing Notifications - Being Free from Nicotine

We have had to write so many of these lately. You mind if we take today off? Show funny. Enjoy please. Thanks. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Stand-up Comedy - LinkedIn - MTV's The Hills - Phone Calls (during Social Distancing) - Cocktails

So... we brought a Hinge match onto the show as a guest. And to everyone's surprise, it resulted in a great episode! We get a much-needed female perspective on dating apps and point out flaws in each other's profiles. Thank you Brenna for joining us and for being very polite in your criticisms! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com!

Sometimes, it's pretty bad, actually. For April Fools, we do the reverse of our Christmas Special and go through all of our positive rant topics from the past year and try to find something negative to say about them! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - 2019's All Bad Recap

Yeah, yeah... we talk about you-know-what again (this applies to either dating apps or pee). You'll need your parents permission for this one. We hope you enjoy a distraction from the collapse of society! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - "Shake It Three Times..." - Private Meme Instagram Accounts - Journalists Asking for Social Media Posting Permission - Asthma Inhaler - Yard Work - Windmills

Come in, you're safe here. This is nothing like our normal show. We don't discuss the global pandemic absorbing our world. We don't discuss anything stressful. It's just two guys chatting about nothing in a bar, back when that was legal. Give your brain a break and join us for a drink. Stay safe out there!

Paul keeps finding ways to slip in humble brags about the nice things he owns. Bikes? Headphones? We get it, Paul. Thanks to Brandon for joining us as a guest! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Peloton Exercise Bikes - Parking Frustrations - Buying a Suit - NBA City Edition Jerseys - Nice Headphones - Windmills

Paul gets the maddest he's ever been on the show, so gear up for that. And be sure to check out viral sensation "squeak fart" on YouTube! Thanks to Garrett for joining us as a guest! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Squeaky Fart Sound Effects on TV - "Gotcha" Voicemails on TV - Waiting for People to Cross the Street - Assembling Furniture - A New TV - Blu-rays - Maps

Now that we have some actual experience in the field, we raise Episode 25's topic of dating apps from the grave and discuss in exact detail why neither of us are particularly appealing. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Dating Apps (Again!) - Mason Jars

Paul claims to hate when podcasts waste his time, but he went far out of his way to make sure he wasted as much of your time as possible this week. Thank you to the spider on Zach's wall for being a guest this week! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - ChiveTV - Content that doesn't respect your time - Water towers! - Sometimes emailing *is* fun! - Speed-trap warnings

We're pretty sure this episode alone turned us into a Movie Podcast... But if we had to give an award to anything we saw this season, it'd be your smile :) Thanks to Brian for joining us as a guest! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Movie Award Season - Movies - Heckling Comedians - Automatic Chores that Make You Feel Productive - Accessibility to New Music

Okay fam: you may be shook at how inappropriate this episode is, but don't throw shade! It's still lit and we hope you vibe with it. And just to be serious for a second, we do actually spend some time discussing old man ding-dongs. Sorry, I guess. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Old Memes - Google Glass - Viagra/Tampon Commercials - "Gangnam Style" - Instant Access to Media

Today, Paul couldn't be bothered to come up with a topic of his own, so he suggested we go through every single previous topic from 2019 instead. Get into the holiday spirit the only way Not All Bad knows how - by still finding a way to complain about everything! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - White Elephant - 2019's Not All Bad Recap

Take a break from the pain of adulting and wade into our childish podcast--it's a lot of fun until we get to that boring painting part. We have specific instructions to not hype our guest too much, but a big thanks to Adam for joining us! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Family at Thanksgiving - The Term "Adulting" - Digital Media Storage - Family at Thanksgiving - A Steady Income - Paintings

We hope you've gotten your good content vaccine, because you're about to be surrounded by it! But first, take a minute to breathe. Thanks to Travis for joining us as a guest! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Expensive Technology "Features" - Trend Maps on Social Media - Not Getting the Flu Vaccine - National Parks - Foreign Media - Unwritten Work Perks

Normally we leave politics out of the discussion, but office politics is a gray area and apparently it gets a pass. Thank you to Jay for joining us as a guest! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Office Potlucks - Keeping Track of Passwords - Email Etiquette - Driving Shortcuts - Trivia - Streaming Services

Are you ready to get spooky? Today we discuss positively ghoulish Halloween topics such as magic, saying bad words, hypocrisy, and that demon Zuckerburg. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Ella Enchanted - Excessive Facebook Posts - Saying Bad Words - Local Community Events

Welcome our second Alex and first female to the show! Today we tackle tough topics such as the patriarchy and sneezing. Thank you to Alex for being a great guest--more guests to come soon! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Saying "Bless You" - Dating Apps - Hallway Walking Speed - Medicine - Grocery Curbside Delivery - Fast Food Apps

Bling bling, losers! All aboard the gravy train! We're rich now and it's about time we start acting like it. This week's episode is brought to you by Dr. Quigly's Rash Cream and a host of other excellent sponsors. Go be poor somewhere else! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Traveler's Social Media - Online Shopping - The Bachelor/The Bachelorette - Shoes - Flipping the Perspective

Welcome to Not All Bad: On the Rocks™, our most slurred episode yet! We are okay with you not telling your friends about this one. Have a drink on us! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Bugs - New Texas License Plates - Assorted Lightning Round Topics - ???

Alex is our first guest on the show this week (ignoring Paul, which Zach is accustomed to doing anyway)! Thanks to Alex for joining us on this journey across our pet peeves. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Online Reviews - Caring about Celebrities - People who Brake Too Hard in TV Shows/Movies - Grocery Shopping - Postcards - Stand-up Comedy

The episode title doesn't mention this for obvious reasons, but we talk about buttholes in this one. Fair warning. Yep, that pretty much sums this one up. Enjoy! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Booths Too Far from the Table - Closed Captioning - Dog Parks - Getting Feedback - Drawing

Well, it's officially been over a year since the first episode of this bad show was published, and, as usual, Zach has a hard time being serious about it. He also has a hard time saying anything interesting. Looks like Paul will have to carry the team again.. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Not Picking Your Nose - Toastmasters Public Speaking - Movie Theater Concessions - Cooking, Random Bullshit - Animation

Zach couldn't edit this week, and you know what happens when the parents are out of town... HOUSE PARTY! Oh no, who invited all these people! Wait, I didn't put out fliers! Oh no, my mom's vase! Everyone out, they're almost home!! Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Holding Speakerphone to Your Face - Small, Dumb Comments that Stick with You - ASMR - Dogsitting - Finger Guns

Welcome to the reality in which every American is either a troop or will be someday. And some of us are out there every summer putting everything on the line to stand up for what we believe in: that kids don't deserve a prize they won't work for. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Giving Away Foul Baseballs - Chiggers - Lawyer Commercials - Taking Baths - Beers After Work

Yes, we really do talk about peeing again. And we're sorry. Other than that, we're just gonna, you know, kick it today and not stress too much about what else we write here. Take it easy. Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Retail Salesperson Lies - Dry Deodorant, Rental Cars, Hotel Pillows - Washing Your Hands after Using the Bathroom - People Who Remind You of Other People - A Clean Bedroom

Happy birthday! We got you a bad podcast! We hope you found everything that you were looking for. Us? We're looking for love--and the truth is, Eric. We aren't who you think we are. ... Anyway... paper or plastic? Want to be a guest? Want your random topic ideas discussed on the show? Email us at notallbadshow@gmail.com! Rant Topics: - Watching Your Groceries Being Bagged - TV Characters Caught in a Lie - Cubicles - Opening Boxes - Giving Compliments

We've got a dirty one today! Lot's of nut and piss talk today, so sorry about that. Actually, all the gross stuff is just Zach. Paul talks about normal people things like going to the movies. And hey--what's the deal with airplane food? Send your random topic ideas to notallbadshow@gmail.com with "Random Rant Idea" as the subject line! Rant Topics: - Movie Spoilers - Short Urinals - Airline Food - GPS - Movie Theater Seats

Better never than late, right? Yeah, we know that's the same joke we used for this episode on Twitter, but it's not like anyone reads these descriptions anyway. Which means this is a safe space to admit that I killed Christina Aguilera. So, um, that's it I guess. Send your random topic ideas to notallbadshow@gmail.com with "Random Rant Idea" as the subject line! Rant Topics: - Passing People in the Hallway - Websites Shifting as You Click - Sexy Calendars - Museums - Theater