Off The Clock

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A show about nothing that's not quite Seinfeld. It's a tasty treat, that can't be beat, and it's all yours to consume. So kick back and crack open that Capri Sun, because you're off the clock baby.

Dylan, Zack & Zak


    • Dec 24, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 38m AVG DURATION
    • 19 EPISODES


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    A Word From Our Sponsors

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 15:17


    The holidays are at it again, and in true holiday fashion it's taken up most of our time. In today's special episode we get a glimpse into our past endeavors with a compilation of some improv commercials set to that good 'ol fashioned royalty free music. We'll be back to our usual format next week. So happy holidays you hooligans! Don't you go drinking too much of that Capri Sun now y'hear?

    Hope, Jokes and Other Apparitions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 33:46


    In today's episode the boys forget what the show is all about. Later, Ghosts.

    Holiday Hellscape

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 35:08


    The Boys are back in town and we're doin' the holidays our way, from Winterween to toast on trees. Grab some hot cider and kick it in your flame crocs, because the holidays are in the air and it's putting a hole in the ozone layer.

    Road to El Dorado Is Paid With Good Promotions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 39:04


    Welcome back weary traveler. Allow us to soothe your intrepid heart with some musings of a most beloved Dreamworks film for a brief moment in time. This and more before we gradually descend into a congealed mess of Sonic and begging for sponsors. The show with the intro so nice you'll hear it twice!

    Heavy Kojima Cutscenes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 55:20


    So Death Stranding is a game... or is it?! Yes, it is. And Dylan talks about it for a bit while Zak and Zack try to figure out if he's just making stuff up. They also talk about Roleplaying Games again (I know, you're very excited), and some of their favorite E3 moments from years gone by. All this and slightly more on today's episode of Off The Clock!

    An Audible Plea

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 23:07


    We here at Off the Clock would just like to take a moment of your time to inform you just how wholesome and advertiser friendly our humble little show is. We would also like to remind you just how willing we are to sell out for comfortable underwear.

    End It On a High Note

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 37:58


    "Welcome back to Off The Clock everybody!" Sorry we were just so in the zone this time 'round that we completely forgot to greet y'all. In this episode there is a whole lot of love getting thrown around for some of our favorite movies, shows, and tabletop characters...maybe even a little for ourselves.

    The Quest Club: Shadows of Pine Harbor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 105:56


      It's been ten days since the sky went dark, five days since the world went quiet. Help isn't coming, especially not for the small forgettable town of Pine Harbor, WA. You've spent a lot of good years in this quiet riverside town, but now shadows have dwarfed every ounce of joy that once filled it's streets. Holed up in the remnants of the church, your supplies grow scarcer by the day. The generator is useless now, and candles are all that remain. It's time to leave this place behind. Get to the river. Don't look back. And stay in the light.

    The Quest Club: Before the Dark - Prologue

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 16:10


    "Ten Candles (by Stephen Dewey) is a tragic horror time-based cooperative storytelling game through which you will tell the story of a dark world and those who fall victim to it." Join us again in The Quest Club as we embark on a grim expedition to discover the secrets that lie within Pine Harbor's shadows. There's darkness at every turn, and the human mind can only withstand so much of it. 

    Luke's In This One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 32:46


    We did it, gang. We finally got off our asses and had our dear friend Luke join us for an episode. We discuss Joker, our other friend Matt, ideas for porn, and... uh... I think that's basically it? I can't quite remember. Look cut me some slack, okay? I had a long night. Regardless, it's time to clock out, tune in, and kick back for episode (INSERT EPISODE NUMBER HERE) of Off The Clock. 

    The Ballad of Captain Cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 15:10


    Today the boys embark on a far-ranging journey from the cool peaks home to a legendary captain, to the darkest recesses of forbidden knowledge concerning your favorite Swedish furniture store. It's time to wake up sheeple!

    Sweeney Podd: The Demon Podcast of Fleet Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 18:07


    There's no place like London, but hopefully you enjoy where we take you instead. Because It's spooky month folks, and sheriff Spider-Man is in town! So y'all best behave now y'hear?

    The Quest Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 74:22


    In this one-shot using the role-playing game Quest (created by T.C. Sottek), we are joined by returning guest Matt to create characters, crack jokes, and seek adventure! It goes about as well as you'd expect. Pull up a chair, friends, and join us... in The Quest Club!

    Surprise Therapy Session

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 66:53


    Anxiety and depression is very common these days, and you'd be surprised how much talking about it with those who are open and willing to listen, can affect your outlook going forward. Anxiety and depression can affect anyone, and it has most certainly affected us. We hope this episode can be as therapeutic for you, as it was for us. Stay strong out there.

    How Streetza Saved the Economy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 32:48


    You can't get arrested if you're losing money.

    The Sniffing Snoot and What to Reboot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 28:51


    You think cows in Japan say "Animoo"? Food for thought.

    Rocky Talkie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 29:39


    Watch Blade Runner 2049 

    Silly Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 42:34


    Sippin' dat silly water boi

    The First One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 22:30


    And so it "begins"

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