Enter the board room where we will be discussing the best of the worst ideas we have for any and everything. A satirical and sardonic look at our world through the eyes of our resident board members who will pitch their idea and have it developed or destroyed. --- Pitch Meeting is a work of Satire, expect ridiculous ideas that highlight the absurdity of capitalism, acceleration-ism, and other poorly grounded views of reality. --- discord.pitchmeeting.show https://pitchmeeting.show

Dating Shows Fixed, Bring A Gun to Work Day, and the UN Designated International Activities State formally know as REDACTED.

A philosophical treatise on human purpose, the puritanical work ethic, libertarian free will, and the invisible hand of the market.

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Meeting Minutes: Dragon deez nuts on your face, hagotem.

Meeting Minutes: What Ever Garretts pitch was, Horde Crate, An evening performance with Cody, If you thought Jake would have a pitch, you got bigger probblems.

Meeting Minutes: Lower Drinking Age, Shame Stops Shit, "I don't know how cars work," and "They're already on social security"

Welcome back to this fucking shit show. Meeting Minutes: A Worse Interactive Experience, No Country for Your Ass, Kill Tea Drinkers, and **** my *** so ******* deep I'll *** that *** out next week

No on fuckin reads this shit anyways. Meeting Minutes: Improv Drama, I'm Riding Lucky, "the option", Forsted Flakes Can Suck My Dick

Meeting Minutes: Not Squid Game, More Dinosaurs, Pickpocket USA, and Roast Me Bro!

Meeting Minutes: The Boeing Effect, ASCII Entertainment, Kid For Gov, and something about making things illegal.

Meeting Minutes: Too High To Handle, Life Sponsors, Not Jars, A Cordial Offer Of Reconsideration

Meeting Minutes: Ejection Execution, the Pitch Meeting Center for the Emotionally Crippled, Seasonal Celebrations, and Occupational Landlords

Meeting Minutes: Diamond Pipeline, Liver Farm, Inconvenience Store, Fear Coaching

Meeting Minutes: Deaf Phones, Bit Bikes, Self Service Dentist, Giants

Meeting Minutes: Cooperative Driving Cars, Live Round Reenactors, "What About Robots?", Near Me Please

Meeting Minutes: Drab 5, Red Flag Evaluations, Nation Trades, Hard Reset

Meeting Minutes: ScamWow, Gun Nut Hit List, Corporate Mascots, Kill SNL

Meeting Minutes: Neighborhood Degradation Association, Elderly Communication Restriction, Fuck Off Artist, One Man. One Gun.

Meeting Minutes: Diesel Powered Heelys, FDR Chrono-Flare

Meeting Minutes: "Social" Security, Mute Haircuts, Mandatory McDonald's, Judged Judy Worth noting we recorded this the day before Judge Judy retired.

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