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Queers On Dice is a TTRPG Actual Play podcast by Bay Area drag artists

Queers On Dice


    • Jul 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 28m AVG DURATION
    • 29 EPISODES


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    Ep 28: And Nothing Hurt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2024 88:49


    It's part 2 of the finale. Jen, Flandel, Pique. Andul, Gore, Hadar. The heroes arise as the light goes out. Can the tour guides of our dreams stop the unbalancing of eldritch power and finally get home?

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    Ep 27: Everything Was Beautiful

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 66:51


    The tour guides emerge in a space that is familiar and distant simultaneously. While nostalgia is lovely, time is of the essence as the crew needs to push through to confront Gandar and prevent an eldritch imbalance from occurring. Will Jenn help others before she helps herself? Will Flandel discover new shapes? Will Pique have a cool battle line? Find out!

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    Ep 26: The Once And Future Jenn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 91:42


    Azore in a new form proves to provide more questions than answers. Will Flandel develop more captaining skills? Will Pique find herself in an uncomfortable past? Will Jenn become the one!?!? cue Kylie Minogue

    Ep 25: Eldritch Fires Everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 99:37


    Finally, the brain of Andul has been recovered. All that's left is to return it and get their coordinates to go home. No complications could possibly occur. Will Flandel learn more about the world he inhabits? Will Pique maintain good standing with her patron? Will Jenn uncover a secret that calls the entire expedition into question? Find out!

    Ep 24: Bringing Down the Haus, Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 96:33


    Preparations have been made; the team is ready to steal back the brain of Andul. After meeting Gurzi the artificer and Tallowcake the wizard, the team is ready to perform the heist of the millenia. Will Jenn become the honey pot femme fatale we know she is? Will Flandel break on through to the other side? Will Pique create love in this flayer-space? Find out!

    Ep 23: How to Win Wizards and Influence Artificers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 97:55


    After defeating Vangrax and harassing him in the hospital it appears that the team is forced to consider the consequences of their actions. Strategy, chaos & fierce allies abound. Will Jill win big in a new gambling game? Will Flandel discover the mysterious connection between Hearthspace and hi tech ships? Will Pique regret meeting her heroes? The team is heading towards an epic confrontation, listen in to the journey towards the banquet.

    Ep 22: They's Anatomy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 92:39


    The team faces an even stronger opponent in Vangrax of the End! Will Jen find love on the battlefield with someone that considers her a snack? Will Pique intimidate a victory? Will Flandel find a new mommy to devote himself to? Tune in and find out: we definitely go off the nonexistent rails in this one.As an aside, Heiress is a dummy and didn't post this episode on time, so this week is a FANTASY SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE

    Ep 21: GLAADiator

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 78:48


    Time to go for some combat! The space adventurers take on the ThinkEasy coliseum to try and attend the banquet where they can confront the Elder Brain. Will Pique meet another dark one who matches their shadowy vibes? Will Jenn show (gulp) affection for yet another crew member? Will Flandel succeed at basic math?

    Ep 20: Let the Right One Win

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 82:18


    A bit of misdirection and a lot of gambling is in store for the team. Will Jill identify a new, true frenemy? Will Flandel develop a crippling gambling addiction? Will Pique figure out how this card dealer knows her actual name is Violet?!?!

    Ep 19: Catsino Royale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 72:07


    The interstellar tour guides venture to mindflayer space and the cat's out of the bag, Will Pique make new connections? Will Jenn become the new VIP? Will Flandel figure the whole thing out? All that's assured is that this wasn't quite what anyone expected.

    Ep 18: Sacred Sheometries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 101:18


    After their deadly encounter with the twin cult leaders, our space tour guides call in a favor earlier than expected. Will Jen and Jill become besties? Will Pique do an about face? Will Flandel finally meet his match? All is possible with a little magic.

    Ep 1: Corsets and Corpses

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 105:26


    Join us as we try our hands at Good Society... with a twist! Your favorite queer ttrpg'ers will enter regency England trying to navigate the whims of love and marriage while dealing with ever present zombie scourge. Lead by Nick as the GM, this was a labor of love we wanted to highlight in this holiday season. Catch this first part of our four part one shot and find the others on our Patreon at patreon.com/queersondice

    Ep 17: Apocalypstas Now!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2023 94:28


    We love a dramatic confrontation! The space tour guides confront Am and learn more about the workings of the Apocalypstas. Will Flandel be able to contain himself in combat? Will Jenn construct her own cult for fun? Will Pique's bird wrists be her downfall? All that and more will be answered in this latest episode.

    Ep 16: Gooped and Gabbed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 84:14


    Time to explore Axiom! Having met the Am, leader of definitely not a cult, the heroes go to meet other factions to get the whole story. Will Flandel find a love of a new mind altering substance? Will Pique infiltrate a new group of friends? Will Jill crush on a giff?

    Ep 15: The Cult In Our Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 91:01


    Hard to bee-lieve the danger the team has faced. Will they find a solution to Jill's dilemma? Will Pique continue to play spooky dress up? Will Flandel find a second, cultier family? Will Jenn and Craig start an MLM?

    Ep 14: Don't Scry For Me Jill of Enya

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 85:59


    The gang processes their pending visit and everyone learns a bit about one another's pasts and a possible, perilous present. Will Pique reach new scalpular enlightenment? Will Flandel dust off the ship's cobwebs? Will Jen develop a teeny tiny miniscule pebble of empathy for Jill?CW: mild gore/fleshy visuals

    Ep 13: Cartervania

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 62:34


    Our tour guides turn their heist into a battle of wit and deception and make their escape. Will Flandel suppress his inner helpfulness? Will Jen gain an appreciation for how the other half lives? Will Pique enjoy her new identity? Will the gain... wake... daddy?

    Ep 12: Shadowspace of a Doubt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 121:42


    The interstellar tour guides have arrived to Shadowspace! Complete with spooky soul rivers, copy butlers and a masquerade, definitely NOT a sex party. Will Pique track down the important side boon? Will Flandel find love in a hopeful space? Will Jen save the day, eyes narrow open?CW: Brief reference to body horror, Ep 10. Mild NPC romancing (putting it strongly).

    Ep 11: Tattoo Fast, Tattoo Furious

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 89:35


    The tour guides rest and recover after a harrowing encounter. Catching their breath the crew talks to Jill & Torren aboard the Light Azore before venturing into a wildspace once more. Will Jen be too hot to handle? Will Pique utilize all their gifts? Will Flandel dream of plasmoid sheep?

    Ep 10: A Farewell to Limbs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 88:16


    CW: Body Horror (gross enemies, no player character transformations)The space tour guides enter into the red wildspace to find and rescue Torren but need to be careful to not be trapped themselves. Will Pique work out her disdain for Gandar? Will Flandel keep it together? Will Jenn leverage all her self control and help a frenemy? Find out!

    Ep 9: For Whom The Conch Tolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 72:19


    The gang continues to talk with Bobbi before receiving a disturbing call. Jen receives a vision, Flandel makes a new friend, and everything's aces for Pique. CW: discussion of body horror as a genre

    Ep 8: Space Within, Space Without

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 91:32


    Bullettes, majestic chompy babies of Inverted Space. As the stellar tour guides continue to take on side tours before venturing to Andul's wildspace, they're finding they may be biting off more than they can chew. How will the crew overcome this terrra terror? Will Jen learn a new dance? Will Flandel get chonky? Will Pique find more boons? CW: memory loss

    Ep 7: Bite the Bulette

    Play Episode Play 28 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 82:32


    The interstellar interlopers rationalize their new found winnings and begin... QUESTING! Will Pique see boons? Will Flandel discover his inner captainhood? Will Jen adopt a new space hamster? (no) Tune in and find out!

    Ep 6: One Giff's Trash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2023 115:48


    is another Thri-Kreen's treasure! The crew discovers the Astral Bazaar and enter into a fight most unexpected! Will Jen buy her way to happiness? Will Flandel awaken new, strange interests? Will Pique's wrists grow strong and mighty like sequoias? And where is Beam Beam?--Huge shout-out to our Patrons ubemilkT, Chris, and Axle. Sorry for the delay everyone! This episode was a doozy and we wanted to get it just right for maximal astral enjoyment. Also Pride. Happy Pride!

    Ep 5: Deus Ex Astra

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 73:32


    A looming presence emerges and it's not Maximinus! The crew faces a mysterious entity, be it friend or foe. Will Pique learn more about her auspicious connections? Will Jenn live up to her new title? Will Flandel pick a favorite pasta? You'll have to listen to find out.

    Ep 4: She Captain, My Captain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 77:09


    CW: Parental Death 20:00-21:30Our fearful trip has just begun! The Crew of Azore enters uncharted waters as they reorient themselves and come to an accord with the Scum Purgers. Will Flandel wake up from his flashback? Will Pique survive with such delicate wrists? Will Jen and Jill become best friends? CW: death of a parent, mild violence

    Ep 3: Asteroid and a Hard Space

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 107:24


    The crew is adrift with some tricky cargo, runs into their franchise rivals, and Flandel decides that enough is enough. Can Azore and the crew rise up and snag those last 10 Pristine Points?

    Ep 2: Space Tripping

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 62:54


    Flandel rages for the first time, Pique speaks infernal, and Jen kicks some ass (to Hammy's surprise)! Join the team as we work through combat and subterfuge and deal with the philosophical quandary that is nonlethal damage.

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    Ep 1: Into the Wildspace

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 98:32


    Meet the crew of The Light Azore: Pique, the Tiefling Great Old One Warlock, Flandel the Plasmoid Wild Magic Barbarian, and Jen of Ah, the Dragonborn Drakewarden Ranger. Our spelljammer space tourism ship takes on a new job that may be too good to be true. With greater adventures on the line, can our reluctant party get the job done without any snafus? Our first campaign borrows heavily from the Spelljammer setting.Content Warning:Profanity

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