Reality Woo Woo

There are NO retrogrades this month. I repeat NO retrogrades. How should each sign take advantage? Listen and find out. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Libras go good with just about everyone. Or so they convince themselves. Listen to hear more about this air sign's fantasy relationship trends. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com

We came to play today! If you're a fan of Euphoria (and who isn't) buckle up for an amusing conversation. Is Fez an Aries? We know damn well Elliot is a Gemini. Tune in for the discussion! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com Referenced Articles: https://www.thepostathens.com/article/2022/01/euphoria-horoscope-season-two https://www.nylon.com/zodiac-signs-euphoria-characters https://www.instagram.com/p/CZBTHkCNO-z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

LOOK at us, dropping a forecast episode at the beginning of the month! Listen in - and just so you KNOW, we recorded this BEFORE we found out RiRi was pregnant Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In the first episode of 2022 we discuss what you can expect from the skies all year long! We also take a look at our shiny crystal balls and make some outlandish predictions. Buckle up! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Wonder why you felt the way you did this month? Listen in as we give you several excuse for your behavior in December 2021. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Want to avoid speaking to your family for roughly 23 minutes? Or maybe you have a witchy aunt that you know would love to hear us talk about the *stars.* Well you're in luck, because we're dropping Virgo Compatibility for your listening pleasure right as we enter Holiday Mode. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We decided to go off for our favorite season of the year - Scorpio season! It's time to accept your darkness and intensity and CELEBRATE it. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Could it be that the solar vortex of the Zodiac is just looking for a willing hype (wo)man? In this episode we discuss who pairs well with the royalty of the jungle, Leo. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We let the young Cancer divas of Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez help us navigate what its like to be linked to the crab. What does it mean to be "all in?" Cancers know the answer to that. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is dating a Gemini like having *two* partners? Do they really just want to have interesting conversations with none of the commitment of an actual relationship. Maybe. Give it a listen and let us know. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We all know Taurus' are...particular. So who gets their specific brand of "fancy, but make it a homebody" energy? Tune in and find out. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, we chat with our friend Jessica Penaflor, a through and through Libra. Jess loves beautiful things, "seeing things from both sides" and Kpop, among many other interests. Listen to hear how Jess is surrounded by Aquarius', has a mild thing for Taurus' and has only ever had to cut out a single friend - a Scorpio. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You know we're big fans of all things Scorpio at Reality Woo Woo. On this episode, we have our resident Scorpio Brandon Muratalla drop by to share some insight on why Scorpios aren't the sex-crazed, vindictive monsters they're made out to be. Or, are they? Have a listen a let us know your take. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're BACCCK to talk about a very requested topic: compatibility. We take a look at what pairs quite nicely with an Aries. Is it the twin flame of Leo? Is it the airy fuel of Gemini? Listen in and hear our HIGHLY scientific take. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What a treat this week's episode is. It is redemption time for all our Cancer friends as our beloved friend and colleague Hector Garcia pops by with some cold hard truths about the bad rep that Cancer's get. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we had a lovely chat with the incomparable Chanel Garcia. Chanel is a Gemini and we dig into the duality of the twin sign and how that shows up in her relationships and friendships. Follow up on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we chat talk about what happens when Mercury goes reverse cowgirl. When Mercury is in gatorade, communication goes a bit haywire. But dare we say - it's necessary? Give it a listen and let us know. Follow up on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we have our first Woo Woo on the pod - welcome Claire Williams! Claire is a double Aquarian (Sun/Rising) and kindly lets us observe and analyze her relationship to astrology in this week's episode. Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss the chaos and comfort that two Leos in love can create. You might better know the couple in question as Bennifer.  Follow up on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we chat about Monica, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel like the two elder millennials that we are. Did the writers of Friends take astrology into account AT all when writing the show? Maybe. Listen and find out. Follow up on Instagram: www.instagram.com/realitywoowoo/ Drop us a line: RealityWooWoo@gmail.com  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we revisit ALL of the signs and maybe... change our minds? Do we...apologize? If you've been simmering for weeks, you might be surprised. We're looking at you, Cancer. .. Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more. .. Instagram: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Pisces. Technically the most evolved sign the zodiac, Pisces are here to remind us that tears are an essential part of our growth. Super in their feelings, they tend to have a way of “getting it” that the other signs lack. -- Theme Song by instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/RealityWooWoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Aquarius. This future-seeing air sign can sometimes lift off into outer space, but they're exactly the type of stubborn other-wordly thinkers we need. Plus, Harry Styles is an Aquarius, so they can truly do no wrong. -- Theme Song by instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/RealityWooWoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Capricorn, natural born leaders of the Zodiac, these under the radar Seagoats power through arguably the worst days of the year so the rest of us don't have to. -- Theme Song by instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/RealityWooWoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Sagittarius, the unbelievably luckiest sign of the Zodiac. They can't commit to shit, but they're also visionaries who have entire worlds like Disneyland, The 1989 World Tour, and ET inside their heads. -- Theme Song by instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/RealityWooWoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss Scorpios, and SURPRISE! We love this emotional, hard-shelled water sign. They're loyal as fuck and can read a vibe like no one else. You're just mad because they sussed your shit out. -- Theme Song by instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/RealityWooWoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Libras. Yes they're about the AESTHETICS, but is it a crime to LOVE beautiful things? Well lucky for you, they're also literal Judge Judys, so if anyone is going to decide, it's a Libra. -- Theme Song by instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/RealityWooWoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Virgos. How they KNOW they're annoying, but they're probably right? The hardest working sign of the zodiac, they won't ever let you forget that Queen B is one of them. -- Theme Song by www.instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Leos. Their larger than life personalities, how polarizing they can be and their uncanny ability to flow towards success. -- Theme Song by www.instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Cancers. Their deeply giving nature and their cunning spirit, and how at times that can manifest in some challenging ways for their loved ones. -- Theme Song by www.instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss Geminis and their ability to shine bright like a diamond, but also, switch it up at the drop of a dime. This mutable air sign will charm the literal pants right off you. -- Theme Song by www.instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, we talk to our resident Taurus...Shawheen! We also contemplate why so many under-the-radar game changers are Tauruses and how maybe, sometimes they can be a bit...possessive. -- Theme Song by www.instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss what a "typical Aries" brings to the table, the innate generosity this sign offers the rest of the zodiac and how obvious it is which Kardashian sister would rather watch the empire burn than do what the others want. -- Theme Song by www.instagram.com/martyandthepolaroid -- ☿♀♁♂♃♄⛢♆ Enjoyed this episode? Like, rate and subscribe to hear more -- Instagam: instagram.com/realitywoowoo Email: realitywoowoo@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app