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Lili Michelle talks about what made her t**s sad this week. She's fine, she's actually never been better, her t**s are sad. Through personal stories and interviews Lili will find out why her t**s are sad and what she can do to make them happy. She intervi


    • Sep 3, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 12 EPISODES


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    Joey Dardano: a wild ride and lots of diarrhea

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 52:58


    On this episode Lili unfortunately has her best friend Joey Dardano on the podcast to talk about what made them happy this week! Yes we changed the format of the show to be what makes us happy because the world is too sad. Joey talks about his sex life, his inability to do work, DM's they're getting and he touches his mustache a lot during this episode. Lili bullies him a lot during the episode it's a fun time. New exclusive clips on Patreon! Sign up at www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Joey: @joeydardano Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

    Bonnie McFarlane: for the love of animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 53:32


    This week we are joined by comedy legend Bonnie McFarlane. We talk about being Canadian, the pandemic, jersey living, periods, and loving animals a little too much. It's a great episode where two Canadians talk about their love for animals and how much better of a country canada is, even though we lost Bonnie to Jersey, she's still a Canadian at heart. Join my patreon for the video and exclusive content!! www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Bonnie: @bonniemcfarlane Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

    Emily Wilson: squirting, shitting, and traumatic experiences

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 62:14


    Emily Wilson joins Lili this week to talk about the rollercoaster depression of quarantine, teaching emily how to squirt, shitting on dicks, Emily's traumatic experience on Xfactor, 21 Jump Street, and repressed memories. Listen if you want to learn how to squirt, how to process trauma you've repressed, and how to shit on someone's dick. Listen for a good time. Video is on patreon and released before pod is released as well as exclusive content! JOIN THE PATREON PLEASE ITS ALL I HAVE: www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Emily: @therealemilywilson Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

    Krysti Pryde: big fat juicy fake tits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 40:06


    I took a month off because I am lazy but here we are back and better than ever with an episode with my really great friend Krysti Pryde. We talk about her giant tits, my sad ones, dealing with a cheater, fuckboys who are actually children and so so much more. I really like this episode so listen to hear me eat guacamole and talk about titties! Join my patreon! www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Krysti: @krystipryde Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

    Casey James Salengo: drugs are scary and don't trust anyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 33:58


    We skipped a week but we brought you a gem. In this episode of Sad Tits, Lili talks to comedian Casey James Salengo about how scary drugs are, if men know about skincare, cancelling people and bad reputations, and not trusting anyone. Casey is a hilarious comic and you can also buy his hilarious merch at allhailart.com - highly recommend. Follow Casey @caseyjsalengo Follow Lili @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits @sadtitspod Lili just made a tiktok because she's trying to hold on to her youth, follow @lilsmichelle for embarrassing content

    Devon Walker: fuckboy friday and toxic relationships

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 52:57


    This week on Sad Tits it's fuckboy friday with Devon Walker! In this episode we really get into what a fuckboy is, if Devon is one (he is not) (he paid me to say this), if having a "go to" spot for dates is something you do out of convenience or a move, if Lili is like Rihanna (she is), open relationships, whether or not we would fuck fans even though we don't have any, the politicizing of corona, and the fact that Devon WOULD kill Beyonce if given the chance. It's a fun episode where two friends discuss what they're looking for in a relationship and how they date, the sound quality isn't great but hey its a pandemic give me a break (a kit kat). Follow Devon @internetdevon Follow Lili @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits @sadtitspod

    Hannah Berner: relationshits and uncrushing yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 56:40


    This week on Sad Tits we have comedian and reality star Hannah Berner. We talk about our shared past of playing tennis, being friends before comedy, dating, crushing, and crying during tennis matches. We get deep into what it means to have a crush and how that motivates you when you're bored and having to uncrush yourself when you fall too soon. Our astrological signs are a match and you'll just hear the chemistry on this episode filled with laughs, secrets, and advice we should listen to more ourselves. Listen to some old friends gab about how crazy they really are. Follow Hannah @beingbernz Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

    Luke Touma: bragging about sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 63:06


    This week on Sad Tits we are joined by comedian Luke Touma. We talk everything from his hot girlfriend and how much sex they have, quarantine in bushwick vs. California, depression as a career, big titty comedy, the bro's in murray hill, how happy Luke is on a daily basis, what happens when a loved one dies, Lili's psychic abilities, Lili's obsession with older guys, the type of porn they like, and how much they miss doing stand up. Sprinkled in they talk about their best friends, sex, and if they would fuck their best friends (yes). Listen for a good time. Follow Luke @luke.touma Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

    Joyelle Nicole Johnson: unsolicited suggestions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 52:36


    This week on Sad Tits, Lili is joined by one of her best friends, the hilarious comedian Joyelle Nicole Johnson. With the current situation in the world they discuss what made them, and everyone, sad this week regarding Black Lives Matter, unsolicited suggestions and advice by men on the internet, and calling people out on twitter for their racist videos in the past. Listen to hear some great advice for white people, what not to do on the internet or just in general, and how to call people out on their white privilege. Follow Joyelle @joyellenicole Follow Lili @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits @sadtitspod If you have any extra money please donate to BLM or any of the other wonderful platforms helping black artists, communities, causes and let's end this once and for all. Campaign Zero is a great platform that "supports the analysis of policing practices across the country, research to identify effective solutions to end police violence, technical assistance to organizers leading police accountability campaigns and the development of model legislation and advocacy to end police violence nationwide".

    Ian Fidance: sad balls and the saddest sunburn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 45:10


    Ian Fidance is a comedian, podcaster, actor, and overall great guy. He loves to bike around the city, long walks on the beach, and most importantly he enjoys making women cum. Lili and Ian discuss what made them sad this week which includes some of the saddest things both of them have ever said on a podcast, and of course, Ian's sunburn. They play Lili's favorite games, talk about how great their moms are, who they would fuck, and when they shit their pants. The audio doesn't start great but it gets there, baby we are on our way. Follow Ian: @ianfidance Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle

    Lindsey Jennings: i've given up on the woods

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 75:20


    Lindsey Jennings is a comedian, suicide girl, and more importantly Lili's eskimo sister. They discuss Lindsey's childhood growing up in the woods, her secret witch powers, their sex lives, what type of man they're attracted to while hinting at who they've fucked, how to be a good eskimo sister and Lili puts her on the spot with a lot of inappropriate questions. And yes the audio isn't the greatest, but hey we are new and learning, please don't leave me. Follow Lindsey @lindseyjenningz Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

    talking to myself

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 15:00


    Welcome to Sad Tits! In this first episode Lili introduces herself and what the podcast is about. She discusses content, stories about her mom, being back in her childhood bedroom, and how nervous she is about starting a podcast. Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

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