Sad T**s

On this episode Lili unfortunately has her best friend Joey Dardano on the podcast to talk about what made them happy this week! Yes we changed the format of the show to be what makes us happy because the world is too sad. Joey talks about his sex life, his inability to do work, DM's they're getting and he touches his mustache a lot during this episode. Lili bullies him a lot during the episode it's a fun time. New exclusive clips on Patreon! Sign up at www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Joey: @joeydardano Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

This week we are joined by comedy legend Bonnie McFarlane. We talk about being Canadian, the pandemic, jersey living, periods, and loving animals a little too much. It's a great episode where two Canadians talk about their love for animals and how much better of a country canada is, even though we lost Bonnie to Jersey, she's still a Canadian at heart. Join my patreon for the video and exclusive content!! www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Bonnie: @bonniemcfarlane Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

Emily Wilson joins Lili this week to talk about the rollercoaster depression of quarantine, teaching emily how to squirt, shitting on dicks, Emily's traumatic experience on Xfactor, 21 Jump Street, and repressed memories. Listen if you want to learn how to squirt, how to process trauma you've repressed, and how to shit on someone's dick. Listen for a good time. Video is on patreon and released before pod is released as well as exclusive content! JOIN THE PATREON PLEASE ITS ALL I HAVE: www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Emily: @therealemilywilson Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

I took a month off because I am lazy but here we are back and better than ever with an episode with my really great friend Krysti Pryde. We talk about her giant tits, my sad ones, dealing with a cheater, fuckboys who are actually children and so so much more. I really like this episode so listen to hear me eat guacamole and talk about titties! Join my patreon! www.patreon.com/lilsmichelle Follow Krysti: @krystipryde Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits: @sadtitspod

We skipped a week but we brought you a gem. In this episode of Sad Tits, Lili talks to comedian Casey James Salengo about how scary drugs are, if men know about skincare, cancelling people and bad reputations, and not trusting anyone. Casey is a hilarious comic and you can also buy his hilarious merch at allhailart.com - highly recommend. Follow Casey @caseyjsalengo Follow Lili @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits @sadtitspod Lili just made a tiktok because she's trying to hold on to her youth, follow @lilsmichelle for embarrassing content

This week on Sad Tits it's fuckboy friday with Devon Walker! In this episode we really get into what a fuckboy is, if Devon is one (he is not) (he paid me to say this), if having a "go to" spot for dates is something you do out of convenience or a move, if Lili is like Rihanna (she is), open relationships, whether or not we would fuck fans even though we don't have any, the politicizing of corona, and the fact that Devon WOULD kill Beyonce if given the chance. It's a fun episode where two friends discuss what they're looking for in a relationship and how they date, the sound quality isn't great but hey its a pandemic give me a break (a kit kat). Follow Devon @internetdevon Follow Lili @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits @sadtitspod

This week on Sad Tits we have comedian and reality star Hannah Berner. We talk about our shared past of playing tennis, being friends before comedy, dating, crushing, and crying during tennis matches. We get deep into what it means to have a crush and how that motivates you when you're bored and having to uncrush yourself when you fall too soon. Our astrological signs are a match and you'll just hear the chemistry on this episode filled with laughs, secrets, and advice we should listen to more ourselves. Listen to some old friends gab about how crazy they really are. Follow Hannah @beingbernz Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

This week on Sad Tits we are joined by comedian Luke Touma. We talk everything from his hot girlfriend and how much sex they have, quarantine in bushwick vs. California, depression as a career, big titty comedy, the bro's in murray hill, how happy Luke is on a daily basis, what happens when a loved one dies, Lili's psychic abilities, Lili's obsession with older guys, the type of porn they like, and how much they miss doing stand up. Sprinkled in they talk about their best friends, sex, and if they would fuck their best friends (yes). Listen for a good time. Follow Luke @luke.touma Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

This week on Sad Tits, Lili is joined by one of her best friends, the hilarious comedian Joyelle Nicole Johnson. With the current situation in the world they discuss what made them, and everyone, sad this week regarding Black Lives Matter, unsolicited suggestions and advice by men on the internet, and calling people out on twitter for their racist videos in the past. Listen to hear some great advice for white people, what not to do on the internet or just in general, and how to call people out on their white privilege. Follow Joyelle @joyellenicole Follow Lili @lilsmichelle Follow Sad Tits @sadtitspod If you have any extra money please donate to BLM or any of the other wonderful platforms helping black artists, communities, causes and let's end this once and for all. Campaign Zero is a great platform that "supports the analysis of policing practices across the country, research to identify effective solutions to end police violence, technical assistance to organizers leading police accountability campaigns and the development of model legislation and advocacy to end police violence nationwide".

Ian Fidance is a comedian, podcaster, actor, and overall great guy. He loves to bike around the city, long walks on the beach, and most importantly he enjoys making women cum. Lili and Ian discuss what made them sad this week which includes some of the saddest things both of them have ever said on a podcast, and of course, Ian's sunburn. They play Lili's favorite games, talk about how great their moms are, who they would fuck, and when they shit their pants. The audio doesn't start great but it gets there, baby we are on our way. Follow Ian: @ianfidance Follow Lili: @lilsmichelle

Lindsey Jennings is a comedian, suicide girl, and more importantly Lili's eskimo sister. They discuss Lindsey's childhood growing up in the woods, her secret witch powers, their sex lives, what type of man they're attracted to while hinting at who they've fucked, how to be a good eskimo sister and Lili puts her on the spot with a lot of inappropriate questions. And yes the audio isn't the greatest, but hey we are new and learning, please don't leave me. Follow Lindsey @lindseyjenningz Follow Lili @lilsmichelle

Welcome to Sad Tits! In this first episode Lili introduces herself and what the podcast is about. She discusses content, stories about her mom, being back in her childhood bedroom, and how nervous she is about starting a podcast. Follow Lili @lilsmichelle