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Sexy Biz Babe
171: Part 2 - POV, First Sex Party & Double Penetration with Disko Kitty

Sexy Biz Babe

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 40:25


Episode 171:  Part 2 - POV Her First Sex Party, Double Penetration with Disko Kitty 

Pitstop Fracas
Squirting and Squirming

Pitstop Fracas

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 71:30


Welcome back to another episode of Pitstop Fracas. where we review the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. This week's panel consisted of; Richard Chris Kwame We spoke about; Quali + Race Lando Norris Quali struggles Another Max Unexpected Pole Max's racing standards Leclerc's Great drive And much more Follow us on Twitter/X, Instagram and TikTok - @pitstopfracas Join our Discord Community - discord.gg/kYjQGhy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Geliebte auf Zeit: Escort - Hinter den Kulissen
Von A wie Ass to Mouth bis Z wie Zungenspiel – Das große Sex-Glossar-Spiel

Geliebte auf Zeit: Escort - Hinter den Kulissen

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 92:31


A wie Anilingus, B wie Bondage, C wie Cunnilingus, D wie Doggy, E wie Ejakulation, F wie Fisting, G wie Gleitgel, H wie Hure, I wie Intimpiercing, J wie Jungfernhäutchen, K wie Kitzler, L wie Lickjob, M wie Masturbation, N wie Natursekt, O wie Orgasmus, P wie Pegging, Q wie Quickie, R wie Rimming, S wie Squirting, T wie Tantra, U wie Urethra, V wie Voyeurismus, W wie Wichsvorlage, X wie XXX, Y wie Yoni und Z wie Zungenkuss... Wie gut kennst du dich mit Sexbegriffen aus? In dieser Folge spielen Lenia und Luisa ein ganz besonderes Spiel: das große Sex-Glossar-Battle. Von A bis Z denken sie sich so viele Begriffe wie möglich aus – manchmal spontan, manchmal absurd, manchmal überraschend informativ. Du wirst mitraten, laut lachen und sicher auch noch ein bisschen was dazulernen – egal, ob du schon in allen Stellungen alphabetisiert bist oder noch am Anfang deines Sex-Vokabelhefts stehst. ⬇️ TICKETS FÜR LIVE PODCAST HIER ⬇️ Geliebte auf Zeit live beim Poddifest Köln am 24.05.2025 um 20:30 Uhr. Tickets gibt es hier: https://tickets.190a.de/event/geliebte-auf-zeit-live-beim-poddifest-koln-c5kxhl

Rein & Raus - Der Sexperimente Podcast
#233 › Cat's würdelose Seitensprung Philosophie & Jones' Fingern, Lecken, Squirting und Date Survival Skills

Rein & Raus - Der Sexperimente Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 58:36 Transcription Available


Fremdgehen mit Ansage? In dieser Folge wird's wild, ehrlich und ein bisschen absurd: Cat verrät, warum sie unter gewissen Umständen komplett ehrenlos fremdgehen würde – und was Dan Bilzerian damit zu tun hat. Jones analysiert creepy Sex-Dates, bei denen feuchte Überraschungen auf schlechte Fingertechniken treffen. Es geht um Fingern für Fortgeschrittene, Squirting-Momente zwischen Fremdscham und Ekstase – und wie man bei einem Sex-Date auf keinen Fall auftreten sollte.

Geliebte auf Zeit: Escort - Hinter den Kulissen
Lenia spritzt jetzt auch - Squirting-Update 2025

Geliebte auf Zeit: Escort - Hinter den Kulissen

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 100:32


Squirting – viele sprechen darüber, wenige wissen, was es eigentlich ist. Lenia und Luisa nehmen sich das Thema heute vor. Auslöser: Lenia hat Luisa angerufen und gesagt „Ich kann jetzt auch squirten“. Wie fühlt sich das an? Wie kam es dazu? Und was genau passiert im Körper, wenn es „spritzt“? Die beiden schauen sich das Thema ganzheitlich an – körperlich, emotional und auch gesellschaftlich. Luisa erzählt, wie sie Squirting im Escortkontext erlebt, welchen Erwartungen sie begegnet – und ob das Druck erzeugt. Lenia teilt ihre erste eigene Erfahrung und bringt auch Stimmen von Freundinnen mit, die ihre Erlebnisse schildern. Eine Folge über körperliches Neuland, Selbstbeobachtung, Erwartungshaltungen und die Frage: Muss man squirten können? ⬇️ TICKETS FÜR LIVE PODCAST HIER ⬇️ Geliebte auf Zeit live beim Poddifest Köln am 24.05.2025 um 20:30 Uhr. Tickets gibt es hier: https://tickets.190a.de/event/geliebte-auf-zeit-live-beim-poddifest-koln-c5kxhl

Sex Talk With My Mom
495 Squirting and Flirting in Antarctica feat. Slürt (Emily Maverick)

Sex Talk With My Mom

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 33:52


Our sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: SNEAKY at fleshlight.com.

Science Vs
Squirting: What's Really Happening?!

Science Vs

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 54:41


To start off the new season we're getting into the science of one of the most controversial and taboo sex topics around. Squirting! For some people, it's a major sex goal — but for others, it's a source of major embarrassment. And it turns out that people have been writing or talking about squirting and female ejaculation for CENTURIES. So in this episode, we're going to find out: what IS squirting (like, what is this fluid??), how common is it, and if you want to start doing it … how can you? We'll hear from Sex Educator and World Record Holder, Lola Jean. As well as Professor Caroline Pukall, Dr. Nan Wise, Professor Helen O'Connell, and Dr. Samuel Salama.  Find our transcript here: bit.ly/4iIVQcc In this episode, we cover: (00:00) Welcome to Cirque du Squirt (08:26) History of female ejaculation (13:18) Suspect 1: Vaginal lubrication (15:55) Suspect 2: Pee (24:41) Suspect 3: Chemical X? (29:47) Female prostate (36:00) Why does it feel like that? (39:26) What about penises? (42:03) Can you learn to squirt? Credits: This episode was produced by Ekedi Fausther-Keeys, with help from Blythe Terrell, Wendy Zukerman, Meryl Horn, Michelle Dang, and Rose Rimler. We're edited by Blythe Terrell. Video editing, audio mix and graphics by Bobby Lord. Graphics help from Michelle Dang. Illustrations by Scarlette Baccini. Fact checking by Eva Dasher. Music by Bobby Lord, Peter Leonard, Bumi Hidaka, and So Wylie. Interpreting by Kana Hatakeyama, translation help from Ben Milam.  Thanks also to Dr. Devon Hensel, and Dr. Leslie Rickey. Recording and logistics help from Michelle Kitchen, Spencer Howard and Nick Johnson. Recording help from Abi McNeil. Special thanks to Roland Campos. Thanks to Cameron Silzle and Arsonhouse Entertainment. Thanks to Lola Jean and everyone who spoke to us at Cirque du Squirt. Science Vs is a Spotify Studios Original. Listen for free on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Follow us and tap the bell for episode notifications. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Girls Gone Deep
115: The Undervalued Art of Fingering: The Best Techniques, Squirting, G Spots, and Prostate Play

Girls Gone Deep

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 59:26


This week, the girls go deep on an often (in their experience) overlooked and underused play option: fingering! Pulling from listener polls, friends, research and their own experience, Elle and Vee share all the juicy details of every aspect of fingering that they could come up with. Did they miss anything? Fingering: yay or nay?Foreplay: Stimulating around the hole before insertion.How many fingers at first?Self-pleasure: Do you use fingers during masturbation? The Technique: in and out vs in and using the come hither fingers?Which fingers? Spiderman technique or pointer and middle?Fingers as the main event vs as foreplay, and formative sexual experiences with fingering. Squirting: the technique, and what makes it pleasurable. Using fingering to orgasm after penetration.Looking at potential partners' fingers and nails. Using gloves, and lube with gloves. Fingering an asshole: during doggy style, and prostate play.Fingering poll results and final nuggets!Where to find us, and how you can support us:Instagram: @girlsgonedeeppod Merch: girlsgonedeep.com/shop Woo More Play Affiliate Link: Support us while you shop! WHOREible Life: Get 10% off your deck with code GONEDEEP at whoreiblelife.com Instagram: @wlthegameContact: girlsgonedeep@gmail.com

Fierce as F*ck
Where Does Squirting Liquid Come From? Exploring Female Pleasure and the Different Types

Fierce as F*ck

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 9:49


In this episode of Smex Ed, Amanda King, online sex educator, unpacks the topic of squirting—where the liquid comes from and what it means for female pleasure. There's often confusion and curiosity surrounding female ejaculation, and Amanda provides an informative, science-based approach to understanding it. She also explores the different types of female pleasure and how women can explore their bodies to achieve satisfaction. Amanda dives into the anatomy behind squirting, the myths and misconceptions surrounding it, and how understanding your own body can lead to a more fulfilling sexual experience. Whether you're looking to learn more about squirting or curious about the diverse types of orgasms women can experience, this episode is packed with sex-positive education. In this episode, we cover: What squirting really is and where the liquid comes from The anatomy of female ejaculation and its differences from urine The different types of orgasms and female pleasure (clitoral, G-spot, blended, etc.) How women can explore their bodies to discover what works best for them Busting myths about squirting and female pleasure The importance of communication and trust with your partner for enhanced sexual experiences If you're curious about female pleasure and how to deepen your understanding of your body, this episode provides essential knowledge to help you navigate your own sexual journey. Follow Amanda for more: Instagram: @the.amandaking TikTok: @the.amandaking1 Facebook: @amanda.king.108 Snapchat: @the.amandaking3 For episode inquiries, email: amanda@smexed.com

Everyday Is Friday Show
Danielle The Doll & Anaiz on Back Shots, Squirting, & LL Cool J

Everyday Is Friday Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 7:53


Danielle The Doll and Anaiz reveal their favorite position—back shots—share a wild story of soaking the mattress, and confess their admiration for LL Cool J. They also open up about their decisions to get work done on their bodies and more. A candid and unfiltered conversation about their experiences and desires!

VENGO ANCH’IO
Squirting e dintorni urogenitali. Ne parlo con l'Urologa

VENGO ANCH’IO

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 33:59


L'apparato urogenitale, lo squirting, la vescica, le perdite urinarie e gli orgasmi con la pipì Prenota un colloquio con me: https://lenipsicologasessuologa.com/prenota/ Aquista il mio libro: https://amzn.eu/d/0iUwKDE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexologie
Squirting

Sexologie

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 48:13


Ein Phänomen zwischen Wissenschaft und Mythos. Ist es für jede Frau* möglich? Welche Rolle spielt die G-Zone? Und was sagt die Forschung über die Flüssigkeit? Wir klären auf, entmystifizieren und liefern spannende wissenschaftliche Fakten und Studien.

The Goin' Deep Show
Goin' Deep Show2219: Squirting Medallions, and Vibrating Panties

The Goin' Deep Show

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 33:01


We kicked off with an AI-crafted banger—think Billie Eilish meets Satan in three minutes —that started holy and ended with “good's dumb, evil rules.” It's so Crow-level epic, we gave it four gold stars while wondering if anyone's banged to it yet. Spoiler: Nope, just morning fuckers here. The Kid becomes a musical madman, churning out Dropkick Murphys vibes for St. Paddy's and plotting an all-AI radio station. No humans, just alt-rock, techno, and a grizzled robot DJ named Vince Skinwell spinning chaos. Then shit got wet—squirting medallions for first-timers hit the table, from proud gushers to whiskey dick disasters forcing the splash. Towels on standby, folks. Next up: Snootchie's Vibratoes, the Hooters-killer where waitresses rock numbered jerseys and you control their vibrating panties. Crank it to 200 or edge ‘em ‘til they're sobbing into your fries—genius!  We also nerd-raged about “I did it first” dorks (guilty!), laughed at hell's epic concert lineup (suck it, Christian rock), and dropped a “Trump's America, Fuck Yeah!” remix—golden showers, Russian bots, and hypocrisy included. This episode's a glorious mess of evil anthems, wet triumphs, and vibrating insanity. Catch it now. Listen in. Go Deep.

Steamy Stories Podcast
Helping Her Make A Sex Toy Review

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025


He agrees to be her ‘focus group' for demoing toys in the adult toy store. (fetish) By Norweger.  Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. ‘Can I help you?' I glanced aside from the colourful products on display right in front of me, blushing mildly. The shopkeeper had done the rounds, and I, being lost in thought in front of the ‘Toys; male, solo' shelf hadn't noticed her approaching. Well, I could hardly deny I was thinking of buying a Fleshlight, as I held one; well, a securely wrapped one, luckily; in my hands as I met her friendly gaze. ‘I, ah…' Fuck. Going to an adult toy shop shouldn't be embarrassing, should it? My cheeks and earlobes grew pretty pink. ‘Well, I'm just browsing, to be honest, I…'She nodded. 'Those are real good, by the way.' She giggled. ‘Well, good quality. Easy to keep clean. Rugged. For obvious reasons, I haven't taken one for a test drive myself.' I chuckled, feeling my awkwardness recede a bit. That's one way of putting it. ‘For obvious reasons…' I thought before answering ‘Well, I could hardly expect you to have, could I? That being said, shops like this are quite particular, no? Normally, asking the shopkeeper for recommendations and whether she'd used the product herself would be reasonable, but here, I guess it would get me me-too'd right away? How do you actually reply if someone holds up something and asks, well, is this one any good?' I smiled weakly while feeling my cheeks getting rosier again, hoping I hadn't overstepped any bounds. I got a chuckle for my trouble. ‘Well, please try to keep the exciting images out of your mind, but to tell you the truth, we do test quite a lot of the stuff we sell.' She blushed a little, herself. ‘Well, we must buy them, of course, though at a steep discount.' She turned her gaze down as the sentence trailed off, giving me a chance to look her over without being too obvious about it as the images she'd been warning me about started to manifest themselves to my inner eye. I guessed she could be in her early thirties, a few years younger than me. Quite cute, slender, narrow hips, a loose-fitting, turquoise sweater doing its best to hide her ample bosom… I'd already undressed her in my mind, trying to imagine her testing the huge dildos in the glass display cabinet right behind her. Oh no, I hadn't been blushing earlier. Now; NOW I was blushing. She lifted her gaze again and giggled. ‘Let me guess. Exciting images?' I could hardly deny it, and she could hardly take affront, either. I turned my own gaze down, intensely studying my rather rumpled leather boots. There was no way in hell I'd be able to meet her stare while saying it. ‘Oh, guilty as charged.' I made a helpless gesture with my arm towards the toys on display ‘I imagined both this and that, I'll admit.' ‘Well, there's a reason we don't have fitting rooms, you know!' Her giggle turned to a quick laugh which she stifled as quickly. I felt my mood rise just by hearing it; it had a chirping quality, sounded almost like a bird's cry. In improving spirits; and, frankly, quite turned on; this young, cute woman had more or less told me that she test ran a lot of the toys in the store. Now my eyes wandered around the room, desperate not to meet her stare, while every time I saw something titillating I imagined her using it on herself. Not that there was anything extraordinary about a woman in her thirties enjoying herself, but the mere thought, as she was standing two feet away from me… Fuck. I was rock hard. I hoped it wasn't too obvious. Here goes nothing. Had I first said A, I might as well say B, too. I felt a bit braver, thinking we could spin a bit on this, while still keeping it innocent. She looked amused, too. ‘That's kind of unfair, though, isn't it? Any woman walking into this store can get, ah, expert advice, whereas I, as a man, will have to take your word for it ‘Oh, this one is good; I haven't tried it, but it is good, believe me!' She laughed. Loud. ‘I swear to all that's holy, had we ever had a male shop assistant here, he'd be loaded down with all the male solo toys we could muster and be told to test the hell out of them; and take notes while he was at it!' She turned serious. ‘Wouldn't do you much good, though; I'd be most surprised if there's even a single man in town who'd casually ask another if that sex toy of his was any good or not.' I'd have to give her that. Chitchatting about sex did come a lot easier when I did it with a woman. ‘Just that. There's a reason we're all women working here,' she smiled. ‘Women sell better to both men and women than, say, a fifty-something, balding, pudgy male in a soiled T-shirt and sweat pants.' She chuckled. ‘Beg your pardon for letting my prejudices shine through, by the way.' I laughed out loud again, realizing I was getting close to asking her what she did once she'd closed shop; she had, in a few minutes since I'd become aware she even existed, shown herself to be one of those all too rare people who could get me in a good mood simply by being there; and that she could quip about sex and seemingly be at ease was an added bonus. Plus, of course, she was incredibly cute. I caught the warm, brown eyes peering out under her unruly mop of reddish hair, trying to come up with a suitable response before the silence became awkward or she trotted on through the shop, ending our moment. She glanced down at her watch, and my heart sank like a stone; opportunity wasted, I thought; until I heard what she had to say. ‘Look… Now I want you to be real careful; not getting the wrong idea as to what I am suggesting, okay? You are not going to have sex with me, capisce?' Well, she had my full and undivided attention, even if I wouldn't get to sleep with her. I nodded, firmly. No fucking her. OK. ‘I'm about to close shop, now. If you, ahem, would like to test the fleshlight before you buy it, you can do so, okay? But, you're going to have to buy it afterwards, obviously. The lube is on the house.' I gawked at her. Wow. I nodded, numbly. This couldn't be, could it? But I wouldn't want to miss this for the world. I nodded again, vigorously. She smiled a quick smile, then went to the entrance to lock the doors, glancing over her shoulder at me as she did so, throwing me another smile. Returning, she grabbed a bottle of lube from a shelf, and motioned for me to follow her as she walked past. As if I needed any prodding. ‘It'd probably be best to use our office, rather than have you go at it here under the bright lights,' she suggested softly. I just shrugged. I'd follow her anywhere. My cock was rather a simpleton. As we exited a door with a 'staff only' sign at the back of the shop, we entered the kind of storeroom you'll find somewhere in any shop in the world; shelves stocked with all kinds of goods, except… Well, these goods were very much adult toys. Darting past a crate packed to the gunwales with inflatable dolls; inflated!, she giggled ‘Meet last year's Christmas decorations; we couldn't sell them, but neither could we bring ourselves to throw them away…' I shook my head, dumbfounded. She nodded towards a green door near the corner of the storeroom ‘That's where you'll get to find out if the fleshlight is any good…' She opened the door, hinges groaning. ‘I've been meaning to grease those for ages, wonder if I can use this lube?' she mused as we entered a small-ish, run-down office. Lots of papers were covering just about any horizontal surface; a desk with a computer and a phone on it and a small coffee table in front of a battered old sofa tucked into a corner; piles of merchandise along the far wall. Nodding towards the sofa, she suggested I take a seat before seating herself on the office chair by the desk. ‘I hope you don't mind me watching. After all, I have a certain, um, professional interest in seeing how you get along with it, you know.', throwing me another smile; a warm, seemingly genuine one. She didn't appear to be wholly untouched, herself. I fumbled with the packaging. What sadist had invented welded plastic? Probably a good thing when it came to protecting sex toys on display, but when you were about to unwrap it to try it out? Not so much. My audience reached for a pair of scissors and motioned for me to lob her the fleshlight. ‘You get out of your jeans, I'll get this out, OK?' she suggested. I nodded, still not trusting my voice to bear. I hardly needed any more encouragement. I tugged at my belt, seconds later dropping my jeans to the floor, stepping out of them. My briefs were unceremoniously shoved down my thighs, and as I rose again, my almost painfully erect cock pointed arrogantly at the ceiling, the shopkeeper raising her eyebrows a little and giggling softly as she took the sight in while cutting open the packaging separating me from instant bliss. With a satisfied ‘Hah! Finally!' she pulled the fleshlight from its by now shredded plastic cover and reached over to hand it to me. I shamelessly ogled her cleavage before reverting to holding her gaze. ‘As I said, this is good shit. You won't be able to destroy this one during normal use…' She proceeded to explain how important it was to clean it after use, stressing that they had both suitable toy cleaner and disinfectant in the store. ‘Most gentle for the silicone, that stuff; unlike the dish soap most people tend to use…' Her sentence trailed off, apparently she got struck by the same thing I had; that this was an absurd time to discuss maintenance. ‘My apologies, I got a bit carried away. Here.' Accepting the toy, I glanced over at the bottle of lube perched on the edge of her desk. Turning around, she reached the bottle and spun back to present it to me. ‘There you go, put lots in the fleshlight, some around the entrance and a little on your johnson, and you're good to go.' Nodding, I did as she had suggested; an ample spurt of lube into the pale, pink thingy, then a little around the sculpted pussy lips. Bah, in a way it would have been better if they hadn't tried so hard to make it look like the real thing. ‘Seeing as you wanted my observations, I think it would have been better if it was just an opening, not modeled to look like a real pussy; you know, no matter how good this may turn out to be, it can't possibly compare to the real thing…' ‘Doh,' she exclaimed as she rolled her eyes. ‘I should have mentioned that, there's a neutral version, too; and, believe it or not, a few which are supposedly modeled after famous porn stars' pussies, whether you believe it or not. Anyway, they probably all feel the same; just look at something, anything else while you're using it.' I'd be lying if I claimed I thought it would matter much what it looked like once it was wrapped around me. Squirting a wee bit of lube in the palm of my hand, I stroked myself a couple of times, ensuring I got some on the purplish, swollen head, too; unless I slipped in unhindered, I'd be sore afterwards, of that I was certain. Positioning the fleshlight against the glans, I looked over at the shopkeeper. She stared back, eagerly anticipating my next move; not that she'd have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what that would be. Gently pressing the fleshlight towards me, I slid into my first silicone pussy. It was just tight enough to feel natural-ish, I'd hand the designers that; but it felt rather cold and, well, dead. ‘What's it like?' she asked, voice quivering slightly. ‘Oh, not too bad,' I replied ‘Though it does feel a bit cold and. ah, dead, if I may say so at the moment, but that should improve shortly…' Giving it a couple of strokes, I could already feel it begin to warm up. She raised her stare from my fleshlight-wrapped member to meet mine. ‘Fuck me, I really am not doing my job properly, now; I just remembered that the manufacturer recommend that you put it in warm water for a few minutes before use, precisely to avoid that corpse bride-feeling. My apologies.' I nodded. ‘That'd probably do the trick, I'm sure. However…'; I let it slide back and forth a few times, feeling the soft silicone caress my oh-so-erect cock; ‘it does feel really good, don't get me wrong; and it keeps getting warmer by the second!' Having said that, I stroked myself in silence for a few moments, slowly, deliberately; pulling it off me until my cock emerged from it, exposing the swollen, lube-glistening head for my very attentive audience, then shoving myself into it again. Oh yes, it felt better and better. While no one would ever mistake it for the real thing; well, no one who had ever had the good fortune to have the real thing wrapped around oneself, anyway; it definitely felt good, much better than a simple handjob. ‘It keeps getting better,' I grunted. ‘Would work better still if one could take it out of the casing, though; you know, to adjust the pressure, using it as a sleeve over my cock; would feel more alive, then.' She nodded. ‘I'll keep that in mind, in case someone asks. I believe you can take it out for cleaning, by the way; so you could probably, um, go au-naturel on it, if that's your preference.'; before again staring at my cock sliding in and out of the toy, mesmerised. I felt like I was being on display; quite naturally, seeing as that was just what I was; but caught myself enjoying it. My audience was really cute and sexy as hell; well, truth be told, I'd probably find even Margaret Thatcher hot as fuck if she had stared at my masturbating with that sultry look my watcher now sent me; but I digress. I was turned on, way beyond what I would have been had I been doing the deed at home, alone. I coughed softly, then slowing the pace a bit as I caught her stare again. ‘Uh, I know there won't be any actual sex, that's not what I'm fishing for now, but… Would you mind, ah, could I… Well, have a little glimpse of your charms? Some bare skin? Just to help me over the edge?' I must have looked like a pleading puppy, as she burst into laughter, luckily a good-natured one. After first shaking her head, she apparently had second thoughts and nodded. I swallowed. This intensely erotic moment was about to become even hotter. Grabbing the hem of her sweater, she pulled it over her head and revealed a black, low-cut bra and ample cleavage. Lovely, pillowy, full breasts. My pace picked up. ‘Don't you think about touching me, don't even reach for me, OK?' she said, sternly. I nodded, hoping I looked like I'd be true to my word. God knows how reliable one looks when masturbating to the sight of the girl asking you to keep your hands off her. She apparently found my promise good enough, and, after reaching behind her back for a second, the bra fell into her lap and her breasts swung free. I swallowed again, almost in disbelief. They were really beautiful; round, full and pillowy, large, but not so large as to be saggy; they proudly stood form her chest, slightly pear-shaped, milky white and crowned by the largest, weakly drawn areolas I'd ever seen, pale pink, crested with nipples looking as if you'd be able to cut glass with them, so hard were they. She was amazing, and I wasted no time telling her so as my cock hardened further still inside the silicone wrapper I was now doing my best to fuck the daylights out of while keeping my eyes locked on the shopkeeper, occasionally falling to her wonderful breasts, but mostly maintaining eye contact. She leant back in her chair, her breasts gently parting. My turn to be mesmerised. I could already feel the familiar tingling telling me my strokes were numbered and my orgasm forthcoming; I'd be done for shortly. The fleshlight was now at body temperature, and felt much, much more lifelike, albeit still no match for a woman, I grunted through clenched teeth ‘no muscles milking me, no body thrust against mine, no hands feverishly stroking over my back, hugging me close as orgasm approaches; but it does feel pretty… pretty damned good!' Nodding absentmindedly, she stroked a hand over her right breast, cupping it, then pinching her nipple between her thumb and index finger, moaning softly. ‘I'm about to cum,' I grunted, snapping her back to reality. ‘Oh, please do it in that one, huh?', she nodded to an empty mug on the table between us. ‘I want to see you cum.' I nodded, feverishly working my cock with the latest addition to my meagre sex toy collection. ‘Lean forward, please', I snapped ‘I want to see those lovely tits swaying under you…' Laughingly, she obliged, leaning forward, then rocking side to side. ‘Like this, huh?' she teased, smiling warmly at me as the heavy globes swayed back and forth under her. Yes. Just like that. There was no use trying to hold back. Two more strokes, and I could feel my orgasm erupting, a tad before I'd expected it to. And here I was, figuring I had it under control… I jerked the fleshlight off my cock, throwing it on the floor, sending spurt after spurt of cum over the table, grasping for the mug, missing, shooting another spurt halfway across the room towards her; at least it felt like it; before finally grabbing the mug and shooting the last, feeble spurt into it. I felt my earlobes glow with embarrassment as I came in for landing after the massive orgasm, only to see the mess I'd made; cum streaks over invoices, a pack of cigarettes, the table itself, a lighter… My companion laughed, totally losing it in a fit of laughter, her breasts jiggling as she shook ‘You should've seen yourself!!!', she eventually gasped, regaining some control over herself. ‘It was the most absurd sight I've ever seen, so incredibly hot, you in the midst of such an orgasm, frantically trying to grab my old mug…' I joined her, a bit hesitantly at first. It had indeed been comedy hour. I hoped there wasn't a surveillance camera here, for if it did, I'd be bound to find myself on some amateur blooper reel shortly. ‘Never mind, though,' she giggled. ‘I'll get that cleaned up in no time. Without getting her sweater back on, she left the room. Seconds later I heard the tell-tale sound of water pouring from a faucet and paper being torn from a roll. She returned, hand full of tissue paper, and handed me some. ‘Here, clean yourself up; then I'll show you how to clean your latest conquest afterwards.' She leaned in over the table and cleaned up any trace of my little indiscretion. I really had to fight the urge to reach out and touch the lovely form right in front of my eyes; but managed. I'd promised, after all; and I'd had a wonderful experience, I wouldn't want to ruin it by doing anything which might scare or offend her in any way. I leaned back in the sofa while cleaning most of the lube off my semi-erect cock, softly caressing it as I stared hungrily at her, finishing up the table. I followed her to the cupboard next to the office; standing close to her; still dressed like Venus of Milo, only with arms; in the tiny room, I could feel the warmth of her body against mine as she fumbled the fleshlight open, taking out the silicone innards. ‘Just hold it under lukewarm water, first, to get rid of your cum and the lube, then wipe it clean with a little bit of the toy cleaner I'll give you when we're back in the shop and it'll be ready for its next outing.' She glanced up at me, noting my attention was on her, rather than on the most useful instructions she were supplying. ‘Better leave it outside its sheath overnight to allow it to dry properly,' she said. ‘Well, unless you find you prefer to use just the inner sleeve, of course.' Quick smile. With that, she handed the toy back to me. ‘Just head back out in the shop, you. I'll be with you in a minute, just need to get dressed.' I was treated to a smile too cute to be believed, and I was bright enough not to overstay my welcome by asking for just a few more glimpses of her. I threw a last, longing glance at her beautiful, curvy shape, met her gaze; a rather lustful one at that!; and smiled at her. ‘I'll do some window shopping, then, see if I find more playthings catching my fancy.' I then turned and briskly headed back into the shop, again passing the surreal pile of inflatable dolls, one still sporting a santa's cap. She sure took her time getting dressed; I imagined she'd figured she needed a release, too. Hell, yeah - when she appeared in the door from the storeroom, she was still basking in that wonderful post-orgasmic bliss you can spot from a mile away. ‘Getting a bit carried away, are we?' I quipped in a mock stern tone. ‘How professional is it really to masturbate in the rear while there's customers waiting in the shop, huh?' She smiled sheepishly. ‘Busted. Fuck, I was so horny while you did your thing I almost leapt at you!' I laughed. ‘Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself, too; and with any luck you now know a bit more about, ah; your inventory?' She giggles. ‘Sure do, I can't wait until the next time some sod comes by, cheekily suggesting I can't possibly know how this one feels…' She worked the till. ‘I'm giving you this at a discount,' she laughed. ‘It is the first time I've ever sold a used toy. The lube and cleaner is on the house, promise me you'll take good care of your new friend!' I promised, and took my chances embracing her briefly. ‘Mind if I come back for some more shopping sometime?' I asked, voice thick with lust. She looked at me, quizzically, then shrugged. ‘Well, I happen to have another couple of toys which I could use some user feedback on…' she suggested with a smile. ‘I'll be back in a couple of weeks,' I said by way of goodbye. Heading for the doors, I realised I'd be pounding the fleshlight again seconds after returning home. I was already hard again… By Norweger for Literotica

Steamy Stories
Helping Her Make A Sex Toy Review

Steamy Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025


He agrees to be her ‘focus group' for demoing toys in the adult toy store. (fetish) By Norweger.  Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. ‘Can I help you?' I glanced aside from the colourful products on display right in front of me, blushing mildly. The shopkeeper had done the rounds, and I, being lost in thought in front of the ‘Toys; male, solo' shelf hadn't noticed her approaching. Well, I could hardly deny I was thinking of buying a Fleshlight, as I held one; well, a securely wrapped one, luckily; in my hands as I met her friendly gaze. ‘I, ah…' Fuck. Going to an adult toy shop shouldn't be embarrassing, should it? My cheeks and earlobes grew pretty pink. ‘Well, I'm just browsing, to be honest, I…'She nodded. 'Those are real good, by the way.' She giggled. ‘Well, good quality. Easy to keep clean. Rugged. For obvious reasons, I haven't taken one for a test drive myself.' I chuckled, feeling my awkwardness recede a bit. That's one way of putting it. ‘For obvious reasons…' I thought before answering ‘Well, I could hardly expect you to have, could I? That being said, shops like this are quite particular, no? Normally, asking the shopkeeper for recommendations and whether she'd used the product herself would be reasonable, but here, I guess it would get me me-too'd right away? How do you actually reply if someone holds up something and asks, well, is this one any good?' I smiled weakly while feeling my cheeks getting rosier again, hoping I hadn't overstepped any bounds. I got a chuckle for my trouble. ‘Well, please try to keep the exciting images out of your mind, but to tell you the truth, we do test quite a lot of the stuff we sell.' She blushed a little, herself. ‘Well, we must buy them, of course, though at a steep discount.' She turned her gaze down as the sentence trailed off, giving me a chance to look her over without being too obvious about it as the images she'd been warning me about started to manifest themselves to my inner eye. I guessed she could be in her early thirties, a few years younger than me. Quite cute, slender, narrow hips, a loose-fitting, turquoise sweater doing its best to hide her ample bosom… I'd already undressed her in my mind, trying to imagine her testing the huge dildos in the glass display cabinet right behind her. Oh no, I hadn't been blushing earlier. Now; NOW I was blushing. She lifted her gaze again and giggled. ‘Let me guess. Exciting images?' I could hardly deny it, and she could hardly take affront, either. I turned my own gaze down, intensely studying my rather rumpled leather boots. There was no way in hell I'd be able to meet her stare while saying it. ‘Oh, guilty as charged.' I made a helpless gesture with my arm towards the toys on display ‘I imagined both this and that, I'll admit.' ‘Well, there's a reason we don't have fitting rooms, you know!' Her giggle turned to a quick laugh which she stifled as quickly. I felt my mood rise just by hearing it; it had a chirping quality, sounded almost like a bird's cry. In improving spirits; and, frankly, quite turned on; this young, cute woman had more or less told me that she test ran a lot of the toys in the store. Now my eyes wandered around the room, desperate not to meet her stare, while every time I saw something titillating I imagined her using it on herself. Not that there was anything extraordinary about a woman in her thirties enjoying herself, but the mere thought, as she was standing two feet away from me… Fuck. I was rock hard. I hoped it wasn't too obvious. Here goes nothing. Had I first said A, I might as well say B, too. I felt a bit braver, thinking we could spin a bit on this, while still keeping it innocent. She looked amused, too. ‘That's kind of unfair, though, isn't it? Any woman walking into this store can get, ah, expert advice, whereas I, as a man, will have to take your word for it ‘Oh, this one is good; I haven't tried it, but it is good, believe me!' She laughed. Loud. ‘I swear to all that's holy, had we ever had a male shop assistant here, he'd be loaded down with all the male solo toys we could muster and be told to test the hell out of them; and take notes while he was at it!' She turned serious. ‘Wouldn't do you much good, though; I'd be most surprised if there's even a single man in town who'd casually ask another if that sex toy of his was any good or not.' I'd have to give her that. Chitchatting about sex did come a lot easier when I did it with a woman. ‘Just that. There's a reason we're all women working here,' she smiled. ‘Women sell better to both men and women than, say, a fifty-something, balding, pudgy male in a soiled T-shirt and sweat pants.' She chuckled. ‘Beg your pardon for letting my prejudices shine through, by the way.' I laughed out loud again, realizing I was getting close to asking her what she did once she'd closed shop; she had, in a few minutes since I'd become aware she even existed, shown herself to be one of those all too rare people who could get me in a good mood simply by being there; and that she could quip about sex and seemingly be at ease was an added bonus. Plus, of course, she was incredibly cute. I caught the warm, brown eyes peering out under her unruly mop of reddish hair, trying to come up with a suitable response before the silence became awkward or she trotted on through the shop, ending our moment. She glanced down at her watch, and my heart sank like a stone; opportunity wasted, I thought; until I heard what she had to say. ‘Look… Now I want you to be real careful; not getting the wrong idea as to what I am suggesting, okay? You are not going to have sex with me, capisce?' Well, she had my full and undivided attention, even if I wouldn't get to sleep with her. I nodded, firmly. No fucking her. OK. ‘I'm about to close shop, now. If you, ahem, would like to test the fleshlight before you buy it, you can do so, okay? But, you're going to have to buy it afterwards, obviously. The lube is on the house.' I gawked at her. Wow. I nodded, numbly. This couldn't be, could it? But I wouldn't want to miss this for the world. I nodded again, vigorously. She smiled a quick smile, then went to the entrance to lock the doors, glancing over her shoulder at me as she did so, throwing me another smile. Returning, she grabbed a bottle of lube from a shelf, and motioned for me to follow her as she walked past. As if I needed any prodding. ‘It'd probably be best to use our office, rather than have you go at it here under the bright lights,' she suggested softly. I just shrugged. I'd follow her anywhere. My cock was rather a simpleton. As we exited a door with a 'staff only' sign at the back of the shop, we entered the kind of storeroom you'll find somewhere in any shop in the world; shelves stocked with all kinds of goods, except… Well, these goods were very much adult toys. Darting past a crate packed to the gunwales with inflatable dolls; inflated!, she giggled ‘Meet last year's Christmas decorations; we couldn't sell them, but neither could we bring ourselves to throw them away…' I shook my head, dumbfounded. She nodded towards a green door near the corner of the storeroom ‘That's where you'll get to find out if the fleshlight is any good…' She opened the door, hinges groaning. ‘I've been meaning to grease those for ages, wonder if I can use this lube?' she mused as we entered a small-ish, run-down office. Lots of papers were covering just about any horizontal surface; a desk with a computer and a phone on it and a small coffee table in front of a battered old sofa tucked into a corner; piles of merchandise along the far wall. Nodding towards the sofa, she suggested I take a seat before seating herself on the office chair by the desk. ‘I hope you don't mind me watching. After all, I have a certain, um, professional interest in seeing how you get along with it, you know.', throwing me another smile; a warm, seemingly genuine one. She didn't appear to be wholly untouched, herself. I fumbled with the packaging. What sadist had invented welded plastic? Probably a good thing when it came to protecting sex toys on display, but when you were about to unwrap it to try it out? Not so much. My audience reached for a pair of scissors and motioned for me to lob her the fleshlight. ‘You get out of your jeans, I'll get this out, OK?' she suggested. I nodded, still not trusting my voice to bear. I hardly needed any more encouragement. I tugged at my belt, seconds later dropping my jeans to the floor, stepping out of them. My briefs were unceremoniously shoved down my thighs, and as I rose again, my almost painfully erect cock pointed arrogantly at the ceiling, the shopkeeper raising her eyebrows a little and giggling softly as she took the sight in while cutting open the packaging separating me from instant bliss. With a satisfied ‘Hah! Finally!' she pulled the fleshlight from its by now shredded plastic cover and reached over to hand it to me. I shamelessly ogled her cleavage before reverting to holding her gaze. ‘As I said, this is good shit. You won't be able to destroy this one during normal use…' She proceeded to explain how important it was to clean it after use, stressing that they had both suitable toy cleaner and disinfectant in the store. ‘Most gentle for the silicone, that stuff; unlike the dish soap most people tend to use…' Her sentence trailed off, apparently she got struck by the same thing I had; that this was an absurd time to discuss maintenance. ‘My apologies, I got a bit carried away. Here.' Accepting the toy, I glanced over at the bottle of lube perched on the edge of her desk. Turning around, she reached the bottle and spun back to present it to me. ‘There you go, put lots in the fleshlight, some around the entrance and a little on your johnson, and you're good to go.' Nodding, I did as she had suggested; an ample spurt of lube into the pale, pink thingy, then a little around the sculpted pussy lips. Bah, in a way it would have been better if they hadn't tried so hard to make it look like the real thing. ‘Seeing as you wanted my observations, I think it would have been better if it was just an opening, not modeled to look like a real pussy; you know, no matter how good this may turn out to be, it can't possibly compare to the real thing…' ‘Doh,' she exclaimed as she rolled her eyes. ‘I should have mentioned that, there's a neutral version, too; and, believe it or not, a few which are supposedly modeled after famous porn stars' pussies, whether you believe it or not. Anyway, they probably all feel the same; just look at something, anything else while you're using it.' I'd be lying if I claimed I thought it would matter much what it looked like once it was wrapped around me. Squirting a wee bit of lube in the palm of my hand, I stroked myself a couple of times, ensuring I got some on the purplish, swollen head, too; unless I slipped in unhindered, I'd be sore afterwards, of that I was certain. Positioning the fleshlight against the glans, I looked over at the shopkeeper. She stared back, eagerly anticipating my next move; not that she'd have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what that would be. Gently pressing the fleshlight towards me, I slid into my first silicone pussy. It was just tight enough to feel natural-ish, I'd hand the designers that; but it felt rather cold and, well, dead. ‘What's it like?' she asked, voice quivering slightly. ‘Oh, not too bad,' I replied ‘Though it does feel a bit cold and. ah, dead, if I may say so at the moment, but that should improve shortly…' Giving it a couple of strokes, I could already feel it begin to warm up. She raised her stare from my fleshlight-wrapped member to meet mine. ‘Fuck me, I really am not doing my job properly, now; I just remembered that the manufacturer recommend that you put it in warm water for a few minutes before use, precisely to avoid that corpse bride-feeling. My apologies.' I nodded. ‘That'd probably do the trick, I'm sure. However…'; I let it slide back and forth a few times, feeling the soft silicone caress my oh-so-erect cock; ‘it does feel really good, don't get me wrong; and it keeps getting warmer by the second!' Having said that, I stroked myself in silence for a few moments, slowly, deliberately; pulling it off me until my cock emerged from it, exposing the swollen, lube-glistening head for my very attentive audience, then shoving myself into it again. Oh yes, it felt better and better. While no one would ever mistake it for the real thing; well, no one who had ever had the good fortune to have the real thing wrapped around oneself, anyway; it definitely felt good, much better than a simple handjob. ‘It keeps getting better,' I grunted. ‘Would work better still if one could take it out of the casing, though; you know, to adjust the pressure, using it as a sleeve over my cock; would feel more alive, then.' She nodded. ‘I'll keep that in mind, in case someone asks. I believe you can take it out for cleaning, by the way; so you could probably, um, go au-naturel on it, if that's your preference.'; before again staring at my cock sliding in and out of the toy, mesmerised. I felt like I was being on display; quite naturally, seeing as that was just what I was; but caught myself enjoying it. My audience was really cute and sexy as hell; well, truth be told, I'd probably find even Margaret Thatcher hot as fuck if she had stared at my masturbating with that sultry look my watcher now sent me; but I digress. I was turned on, way beyond what I would have been had I been doing the deed at home, alone. I coughed softly, then slowing the pace a bit as I caught her stare again. ‘Uh, I know there won't be any actual sex, that's not what I'm fishing for now, but… Would you mind, ah, could I… Well, have a little glimpse of your charms? Some bare skin? Just to help me over the edge?' I must have looked like a pleading puppy, as she burst into laughter, luckily a good-natured one. After first shaking her head, she apparently had second thoughts and nodded. I swallowed. This intensely erotic moment was about to become even hotter. Grabbing the hem of her sweater, she pulled it over her head and revealed a black, low-cut bra and ample cleavage. Lovely, pillowy, full breasts. My pace picked up. ‘Don't you think about touching me, don't even reach for me, OK?' she said, sternly. I nodded, hoping I looked like I'd be true to my word. God knows how reliable one looks when masturbating to the sight of the girl asking you to keep your hands off her. She apparently found my promise good enough, and, after reaching behind her back for a second, the bra fell into her lap and her breasts swung free. I swallowed again, almost in disbelief. They were really beautiful; round, full and pillowy, large, but not so large as to be saggy; they proudly stood form her chest, slightly pear-shaped, milky white and crowned by the largest, weakly drawn areolas I'd ever seen, pale pink, crested with nipples looking as if you'd be able to cut glass with them, so hard were they. She was amazing, and I wasted no time telling her so as my cock hardened further still inside the silicone wrapper I was now doing my best to fuck the daylights out of while keeping my eyes locked on the shopkeeper, occasionally falling to her wonderful breasts, but mostly maintaining eye contact. She leant back in her chair, her breasts gently parting. My turn to be mesmerised. I could already feel the familiar tingling telling me my strokes were numbered and my orgasm forthcoming; I'd be done for shortly. The fleshlight was now at body temperature, and felt much, much more lifelike, albeit still no match for a woman, I grunted through clenched teeth ‘no muscles milking me, no body thrust against mine, no hands feverishly stroking over my back, hugging me close as orgasm approaches; but it does feel pretty… pretty damned good!' Nodding absentmindedly, she stroked a hand over her right breast, cupping it, then pinching her nipple between her thumb and index finger, moaning softly. ‘I'm about to cum,' I grunted, snapping her back to reality. ‘Oh, please do it in that one, huh?', she nodded to an empty mug on the table between us. ‘I want to see you cum.' I nodded, feverishly working my cock with the latest addition to my meagre sex toy collection. ‘Lean forward, please', I snapped ‘I want to see those lovely tits swaying under you…' Laughingly, she obliged, leaning forward, then rocking side to side. ‘Like this, huh?' she teased, smiling warmly at me as the heavy globes swayed back and forth under her. Yes. Just like that. There was no use trying to hold back. Two more strokes, and I could feel my orgasm erupting, a tad before I'd expected it to. And here I was, figuring I had it under control… I jerked the fleshlight off my cock, throwing it on the floor, sending spurt after spurt of cum over the table, grasping for the mug, missing, shooting another spurt halfway across the room towards her; at least it felt like it; before finally grabbing the mug and shooting the last, feeble spurt into it. I felt my earlobes glow with embarrassment as I came in for landing after the massive orgasm, only to see the mess I'd made; cum streaks over invoices, a pack of cigarettes, the table itself, a lighter… My companion laughed, totally losing it in a fit of laughter, her breasts jiggling as she shook ‘You should've seen yourself!!!', she eventually gasped, regaining some control over herself. ‘It was the most absurd sight I've ever seen, so incredibly hot, you in the midst of such an orgasm, frantically trying to grab my old mug…' I joined her, a bit hesitantly at first. It had indeed been comedy hour. I hoped there wasn't a surveillance camera here, for if it did, I'd be bound to find myself on some amateur blooper reel shortly. ‘Never mind, though,' she giggled. ‘I'll get that cleaned up in no time. Without getting her sweater back on, she left the room. Seconds later I heard the tell-tale sound of water pouring from a faucet and paper being torn from a roll. She returned, hand full of tissue paper, and handed me some. ‘Here, clean yourself up; then I'll show you how to clean your latest conquest afterwards.' She leaned in over the table and cleaned up any trace of my little indiscretion. I really had to fight the urge to reach out and touch the lovely form right in front of my eyes; but managed. I'd promised, after all; and I'd had a wonderful experience, I wouldn't want to ruin it by doing anything which might scare or offend her in any way. I leaned back in the sofa while cleaning most of the lube off my semi-erect cock, softly caressing it as I stared hungrily at her, finishing up the table. I followed her to the cupboard next to the office; standing close to her; still dressed like Venus of Milo, only with arms; in the tiny room, I could feel the warmth of her body against mine as she fumbled the fleshlight open, taking out the silicone innards. ‘Just hold it under lukewarm water, first, to get rid of your cum and the lube, then wipe it clean with a little bit of the toy cleaner I'll give you when we're back in the shop and it'll be ready for its next outing.' She glanced up at me, noting my attention was on her, rather than on the most useful instructions she were supplying. ‘Better leave it outside its sheath overnight to allow it to dry properly,' she said. ‘Well, unless you find you prefer to use just the inner sleeve, of course.' Quick smile. With that, she handed the toy back to me. ‘Just head back out in the shop, you. I'll be with you in a minute, just need to get dressed.' I was treated to a smile too cute to be believed, and I was bright enough not to overstay my welcome by asking for just a few more glimpses of her. I threw a last, longing glance at her beautiful, curvy shape, met her gaze; a rather lustful one at that!; and smiled at her. ‘I'll do some window shopping, then, see if I find more playthings catching my fancy.' I then turned and briskly headed back into the shop, again passing the surreal pile of inflatable dolls, one still sporting a santa's cap. She sure took her time getting dressed; I imagined she'd figured she needed a release, too. Hell, yeah - when she appeared in the door from the storeroom, she was still basking in that wonderful post-orgasmic bliss you can spot from a mile away. ‘Getting a bit carried away, are we?' I quipped in a mock stern tone. ‘How professional is it really to masturbate in the rear while there's customers waiting in the shop, huh?' She smiled sheepishly. ‘Busted. Fuck, I was so horny while you did your thing I almost leapt at you!' I laughed. ‘Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself, too; and with any luck you now know a bit more about, ah; your inventory?' She giggles. ‘Sure do, I can't wait until the next time some sod comes by, cheekily suggesting I can't possibly know how this one feels…' She worked the till. ‘I'm giving you this at a discount,' she laughed. ‘It is the first time I've ever sold a used toy. The lube and cleaner is on the house, promise me you'll take good care of your new friend!' I promised, and took my chances embracing her briefly. ‘Mind if I come back for some more shopping sometime?' I asked, voice thick with lust. She looked at me, quizzically, then shrugged. ‘Well, I happen to have another couple of toys which I could use some user feedback on…' she suggested with a smile. ‘I'll be back in a couple of weeks,' I said by way of goodbye. Heading for the doors, I realised I'd be pounding the fleshlight again seconds after returning home. I was already hard again… By Norweger for Literotica

The Viral Podcast
Throwback Thursday (Ep10 - Butt Plugs and squirting)

The Viral Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 32:03


We post SLITS ONLY for our subscribers only, its an extra little mini Viral Podcast posted every Friday! Be sure to sub to Cheltcie's Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/c/chelcielynn  ..and Paiges OF  https://linktr.ee/Paigeginn?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

Taboo to Truth: Unapologetic Conversations About Sexuality in Midlife
Squirting and Midlife Sex: What's Real, What's Hype, and How to Explore It

Taboo to Truth: Unapologetic Conversations About Sexuality in Midlife

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 5:55


Is squirting the ultimate out-of-body orgasmic experience, or just another overhyped sex myth? Some women swear it's euphoric, others feel indifferent, and some want nothing to do with it. But what is squirting, really? Is it just pee? Is it something every woman can do? And how can you (or your partner) experience it?In this episode, I break down the science and psychology behind squirting, from the anatomy of the female body to techniques that can lead to female ejaculation. Plus, we talk about the mental blocks that might be holding you back—and why preparation (hello, waterproof sheets!) is key.Are we too caught up in the mechanics of it all? Or is squirting just another way to explore pleasure without shame? Let's dive in!Timestamps:(00:00) What people really think about squirting(00:58) What is squirting? Breaking down the myths(02:47) Female anatomy: Understanding the Skene's glands(03:47) The technique: How squirting happens (and how to try it)(04:41) The psychological side: Overcoming mental blocks and shame(05:37) Final thoughts: Is squirting worth the hype?Karen Bigman, a Sexual Health Alliance Certified Sex Educator, Life, and Menopause Coach, tackles the often-taboo subject of sexuality with a straightforward and candid approach. We explore the intricacies of sex during perimenopause, post-menopause, and andropause, offering insights and support for all those experiencing these transformative phases.This podcast is not intended to give medical advice. Karen Bigman is not a medical professional. For any medical questions or issues, please visit your licensed medical provider.Looking for some fresh perspective on sex in midlife? You can find me here:Email: karen@taboototruth.comWebsite: https://www.taboototruth.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/taboototruthYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@taboototruthpodcastKaren Bigman, a Sexual Health Alliance Certified Sex Educator, Life, and Menopause Coach, tackles the often-taboo subject of sexuality with a straightforward and candid approach. We explore the intricacies of sex during perimenopause, post-menopause, and andropause, offering insights and support for all those experiencing these transformative phases.This podcast is not intended to give medical advice. Karen Bigman is not a medical professional. For any medical questions or issues, please visit your licensed medical provider.Looking for some fresh perspective on sex in midlife? You can find me here:Email: karen@taboototruth.comWebsite: https://www.taboototruth.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/taboototruthYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@taboototruthpodcastTake control of your pleasure with my Pleasure Playbook, filled with tips to help you connect with your body and enhance intimacy. Download it now at

The S.H.I.T.T.S Podcast
Behind the Lens: Vic Lagina on the Evolution, Ethics, and Eccentricities of the Adult Film Industry

The S.H.I.T.T.S Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 65:48 Transcription Available


Get ready for an inside look at the adult film industry as we chat with Vic Lagina, a veteran producer who's been a key player for two decades. From his Philly roots to his Vegas evolution, Vic shares his wild entry into the porn business, sparked by an ad on adultstaffing.com, and his mission to bring professionalism to a chaotic industry. We promise you'll gain a new perspective on how digital platforms like OnlyFans are revolutionizing the game, empowering performers, and flipping traditional power dynamics on their head.We also tackle the gritty side of the industry, exposing the unethical practices that plague major players like MindGeek. With candid discussions on controversial topics such as non-consensual content and the fallout from the "Takedown" book, this episode doesn't shy away from the tough conversations. Dive into the complexities of personal relationships within the industry, as we debate if working in porn can desensitize one to sex and explore the boundary-pushing world of porn addiction and its effects on a healthy relationship.There's more to this episode than just serious industry talk. We lighten things up with a playful game matching drugs to party types and share humorous tales from the AVN Awards. Celebrate hip-hop culture with us, as DJ Shells drops beats that pay homage to legends like Eazy-E and Dre. To wrap things up, discover the importance of building a dedicated fanbase and get a sneak peek into Vic's book, "Filthy: The Rise and Pending Death of Vic Lagina." Whether you're here for the laughs, the insights, or the music, this episode is packed with something for everyone.Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: The SHITTS Podcast. Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and iHeart Radio. Subscribe and comment.

Orgasmic Enlightenment
From Painful Sex to Squirting + F**king All Over the House

Orgasmic Enlightenment

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 50:04


From never having touched her own vagina and having it feel like "shards of glass" when she tried, to leaving pee pads in every room so she and her husband can f*ck and squirt all over the house. Kids happily playing? Let's dash into the bedroom and squirt it all out. In today's episode, Vanessa shares her transformation from sex-fearing Christian and non-self toucher to squirting and yoni-sunning and vaginal orgasm queen. She also experienced: Her breasts becoming fullerWell-f**ked weight loss: “Lose belly fat overnight!”Manifesting cash through sex dates. She and her husband even tried an experiment to see how much they could manifest after each sexual encounter. Finding her “take no shit” voice in her vaginaGetting wet only from the sound of his voiceVaginal Kung Fu is open for registration NOW and it closes January 31st at midnight PST.In the salon, you'll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You'll learn:My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine with the jade yoni egg.Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vaginaQuantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadowBreast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breastsNatural birth control and detoxing off The PillHow to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to beHow to give a vaginal handjobHow to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide.To signup for the salon go to kimanami.com. Look for Sexual Savant Salons and click on Vaginal Kung Fu.

Steamy Stories Podcast
Helping Her Make A Sex Toy Review

Steamy Stories Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025


He agrees to be her ‘focus group' for demoing toys in the adult toy store. (fetish) By Norweger.  Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories. ‘Can I help you?' I glanced aside from the colourful products on display right in front of me, blushing mildly. The shopkeeper had done the rounds, and I, being lost in thought in front of the ‘Toys; male, solo' shelf hadn't noticed her approaching. Well, I could hardly deny I was thinking of buying a Fleshlight, as I held one; well, a securely wrapped one, luckily; in my hands as I met her friendly gaze. ‘I, ah…' Fuck. Going to an adult toy shop shouldn't be embarrassing, should it? My cheeks and earlobes grew pretty pink. ‘Well, I'm just browsing, to be honest, I…' [[MORE]] She nodded. 'Those are real good, by the way.' She giggled. ‘Well, good quality. Easy to keep clean. Rugged. For obvious reasons, I haven't taken one for a test drive myself.' I chuckled, feeling my awkwardness recede a bit. That's one way of putting it. ‘For obvious reasons…' I thought before answering ‘Well, I could hardly expect you to have, could I? That being said, shops like this are quite particular, no? Normally, asking the shopkeeper for recommendations and whether she'd used the product herself would be reasonable, but here, I guess it would get me me-too'd right away? How do you actually reply if someone holds up something and asks, well, is this one any good?' I smiled weakly while feeling my cheeks getting rosier again, hoping I hadn't overstepped any bounds. I got a chuckle for my trouble. ‘Well, please try to keep the exciting images out of your mind, but to tell you the truth, we do test quite a lot of the stuff we sell.' She blushed a little, herself. ‘Well, we must buy them, of course, though at a steep discount.' She turned her gaze down as the sentence trailed off, giving me a chance to look her over without being too obvious about it as the images she'd been warning me about started to manifest themselves to my inner eye. I guessed she could be in her early thirties, a few years younger than me. Quite cute, slender, narrow hips, a loose-fitting, turquoise sweater doing its best to hide her ample bosom… I'd already undressed her in my mind, trying to imagine her testing the huge dildos in the glass display cabinet right behind her. Oh no, I hadn't been blushing earlier. Now; NOW I was blushing. She lifted her gaze again and giggled. ‘Let me guess. Exciting images?' I could hardly deny it, and she could hardly take affront, either. I turned my own gaze down, intensely studying my rather rumpled leather boots. There was no way in hell I'd be able to meet her stare while saying it. ‘Oh, guilty as charged.' I made a helpless gesture with my arm towards the toys on display ‘I imagined both this and that, I'll admit.' ‘Well, there's a reason we don't have fitting rooms, you know!' Her giggle turned to a quick laugh which she stifled as quickly. I felt my mood rise just by hearing it; it had a chirping quality, sounded almost like a bird's cry. In improving spirits; and, frankly, quite turned on; this young, cute woman had more or less told me that she test ran a lot of the toys in the store. Now my eyes wandered around the room, desperate not to meet her stare, while every time I saw something titillating I imagined her using it on herself. Not that there was anything extraordinary about a woman in her thirties enjoying herself, but the mere thought, as she was standing two feet away from me… Fuck. I was rock hard. I hoped it wasn't too obvious. Here goes nothing. Had I first said A, I might as well say B, too. I felt a bit braver, thinking we could spin a bit on this, while still keeping it innocent. She looked amused, too. ‘That's kind of unfair, though, isn't it? Any woman walking into this store can get, ah, expert advice, whereas I, as a man, will have to take your word for it ‘Oh, this one is good; I haven't tried it, but it is good, believe me!' She laughed. Loud. ‘I swear to all that's holy, had we ever had a male shop assistant here, he'd be loaded down with all the male solo toys we could muster and be told to test the hell out of them; and take notes while he was at it!' She turned serious. ‘Wouldn't do you much good, though; I'd be most surprised if there's even a single man in town who'd casually ask another if that sex toy of his was any good or not.' I'd have to give her that. Chitchatting about sex did come a lot easier when I did it with a woman. ‘Just that. There's a reason we're all women working here,' she smiled. ‘Women sell better to both men and women than, say, a fifty-something, balding, pudgy male in a soiled T-shirt and sweat pants.' She chuckled. ‘Beg your pardon for letting my prejudices shine through, by the way.' I laughed out loud again, realizing I was getting close to asking her what she did once she'd closed shop; she had, in a few minutes since I'd become aware she even existed, shown herself to be one of those all too rare people who could get me in a good mood simply by being there; and that she could quip about sex and seemingly be at ease was an added bonus. Plus, of course, she was incredibly cute. I caught the warm, brown eyes peering out under her unruly mop of reddish hair, trying to come up with a suitable response before the silence became awkward or she trotted on through the shop, ending our moment. She glanced down at her watch, and my heart sank like a stone; opportunity wasted, I thought; until I heard what she had to say. ‘Look… Now I want you to be real careful; not getting the wrong idea as to what I am suggesting, okay? You are not going to have sex with me, capisce?' Well, she had my full and undivided attention, even if I wouldn't get to sleep with her. I nodded, firmly. No fucking her. OK. ‘I'm about to close shop, now. If you, ahem, would like to test the fleshlight before you buy it, you can do so, okay? But, you're going to have to buy it afterwards, obviously. The lube is on the house.' I gawked at her. Wow. I nodded, numbly. This couldn't be, could it? But I wouldn't want to miss this for the world. I nodded again, vigorously. She smiled a quick smile, then went to the entrance to lock the doors, glancing over her shoulder at me as she did so, throwing me another smile. Returning, she grabbed a bottle of lube from a shelf, and motioned for me to follow her as she walked past. As if I needed any prodding. ‘It'd probably be best to use our office, rather than have you go at it here under the bright lights,' she suggested softly. I just shrugged. I'd follow her anywhere. My cock was rather a simpleton. As we exited a door with a 'staff only' sign at the back of the shop, we entered the kind of storeroom you'll find somewhere in any shop in the world; shelves stocked with all kinds of goods, except… Well, these goods were very much adult toys. Darting past a crate packed to the gunwales with inflatable dolls; inflated!, she giggled ‘Meet last year's Christmas decorations; we couldn't sell them, but neither could we bring ourselves to throw them away…' I shook my head, dumbfounded. She nodded towards a green door near the corner of the storeroom ‘That's where you'll get to find out if the fleshlight is any good…' She opened the door, hinges groaning. ‘I've been meaning to grease those for ages, wonder if I can use this lube?' she mused as we entered a small-ish, run-down office. Lots of papers were covering just about any horizontal surface; a desk with a computer and a phone on it and a small coffee table in front of a battered old sofa tucked into a corner; piles of merchandise along the far wall. Nodding towards the sofa, she suggested I take a seat before seating herself on the office chair by the desk. ‘I hope you don't mind me watching. After all, I have a certain, um, professional interest in seeing how you get along with it, you know.', throwing me another smile; a warm, seemingly genuine one. She didn't appear to be wholly untouched, herself. I fumbled with the packaging. What sadist had invented welded plastic? Probably a good thing when it came to protecting sex toys on display, but when you were about to unwrap it to try it out? Not so much. My audience reached for a pair of scissors and motioned for me to lob her the fleshlight. ‘You get out of your jeans, I'll get this out, OK?' she suggested. I nodded, still not trusting my voice to bear. I hardly needed any more encouragement. I tugged at my belt, seconds later dropping my jeans to the floor, stepping out of them. My briefs were unceremoniously shoved down my thighs, and as I rose again, my almost painfully erect cock pointed arrogantly at the ceiling, the shopkeeper raising her eyebrows a little and giggling softly as she took the sight in while cutting open the packaging separating me from instant bliss. With a satisfied ‘Hah! Finally!' she pulled the fleshlight from its by now shredded plastic cover and reached over to hand it to me. I shamelessly ogled her cleavage before reverting to holding her gaze. ‘As I said, this is good shit. You won't be able to destroy this one during normal use…' She proceeded to explain how important it was to clean it after use, stressing that they had both suitable toy cleaner and disinfectant in the store. ‘Most gentle for the silicone, that stuff; unlike the dish soap most people tend to use…' Her sentence trailed off, apparently she got struck by the same thing I had; that this was an absurd time to discuss maintenance. ‘My apologies, I got a bit carried away. Here.' Accepting the toy, I glanced over at the bottle of lube perched on the edge of her desk. Turning around, she reached the bottle and spun back to present it to me. ‘There you go, put lots in the fleshlight, some around the entrance and a little on your johnson, and you're good to go.' Nodding, I did as she had suggested; an ample spurt of lube into the pale, pink thingy, then a little around the sculpted pussy lips. Bah, in a way it would have been better if they hadn't tried so hard to make it look like the real thing. ‘Seeing as you wanted my observations, I think it would have been better if it was just an opening, not modeled to look like a real pussy; you know, no matter how good this may turn out to be, it can't possibly compare to the real thing…' ‘Doh,' she exclaimed as she rolled her eyes. ‘I should have mentioned that, there's a neutral version, too; and, believe it or not, a few which are supposedly modeled after famous porn stars' pussies, whether you believe it or not. Anyway, they probably all feel the same; just look at something, anything else while you're using it.' I'd be lying if I claimed I thought it would matter much what it looked like once it was wrapped around me. Squirting a wee bit of lube in the palm of my hand, I stroked myself a couple of times, ensuring I got some on the purplish, swollen head, too; unless I slipped in unhindered, I'd be sore afterwards, of that I was certain. Positioning the fleshlight against the glans, I looked over at the shopkeeper. She stared back, eagerly anticipating my next move; not that she'd have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what that would be. Gently pressing the fleshlight towards me, I slid into my first silicone pussy. It was just tight enough to feel natural-ish, I'd hand the designers that; but it felt rather cold and, well, dead. ‘What's it like?' she asked, voice quivering slightly. ‘Oh, not too bad,' I replied ‘Though it does feel a bit cold and. ah, dead, if I may say so at the moment, but that should improve shortly…' Giving it a couple of strokes, I could already feel it begin to warm up. She raised her stare from my fleshlight-wrapped member to meet mine. ‘Fuck me, I really am not doing my job properly, now; I just remembered that the manufacturer recommend that you put it in warm water for a few minutes before use, precisely to avoid that corpse bride-feeling. My apologies.' I nodded. ‘That'd probably do the trick, I'm sure. However…'; I let it slide back and forth a few times, feeling the soft silicone caress my oh-so-erect cock; ‘it does feel really good, don't get me wrong; and it keeps getting warmer by the second!' Having said that, I stroked myself in silence for a few moments, slowly, deliberately; pulling it off me until my cock emerged from it, exposing the swollen, lube-glistening head for my very attentive audience, then shoving myself into it again. Oh yes, it felt better and better. While no one would ever mistake it for the real thing; well, no one who had ever had the good fortune to have the real thing wrapped around oneself, anyway; it definitely felt good, much better than a simple handjob. ‘It keeps getting better,' I grunted. ‘Would work better still if one could take it out of the casing, though; you know, to adjust the pressure, using it as a sleeve over my cock; would feel more alive, then.' She nodded. ‘I'll keep that in mind, in case someone asks. I believe you can take it out for cleaning, by the way; so you could probably, um, go au-naturel on it, if that's your preference.'; before again staring at my cock sliding in and out of the toy, mesmerised. I felt like I was being on display; quite naturally, seeing as that was just what I was; but caught myself enjoying it. My audience was really cute and sexy as hell; well, truth be told, I'd probably find even Margaret Thatcher hot as fuck if she had stared at my masturbating with that sultry look my watcher now sent me; but I digress. I was turned on, way beyond what I would have been had I been doing the deed at home, alone. I coughed softly, then slowing the pace a bit as I caught her stare again. ‘Uh, I know there won't be any actual sex, that's not what I'm fishing for now, but… Would you mind, ah, could I… Well, have a little glimpse of your charms? Some bare skin? Just to help me over the edge?' I must have looked like a pleading puppy, as she burst into laughter, luckily a good-natured one. After first shaking her head, she apparently had second thoughts and nodded. I swallowed. This intensely erotic moment was about to become even hotter. Grabbing the hem of her sweater, she pulled it over her head and revealed a black, low-cut bra and ample cleavage. Lovely, pillowy, full breasts. My pace picked up. ‘Don't you think about touching me, don't even reach for me, OK?' she said, sternly. I nodded, hoping I looked like I'd be true to my word. God knows how reliable one looks when masturbating to the sight of the girl asking you to keep your hands off her. She apparently found my promise good enough, and, after reaching behind her back for a second, the bra fell into her lap and her breasts swung free. I swallowed again, almost in disbelief. They were really beautiful; round, full and pillowy, large, but not so large as to be saggy; they proudly stood form her chest, slightly pear-shaped, milky white and crowned by the largest, weakly drawn areolas I'd ever seen, pale pink, crested with nipples looking as if you'd be able to cut glass with them, so hard were they. She was amazing, and I wasted no time telling her so as my cock hardened further still inside the silicone wrapper I was now doing my best to fuck the daylights out of while keeping my eyes locked on the shopkeeper, occasionally falling to her wonderful breasts, but mostly maintaining eye contact. She leant back in her chair, her breasts gently parting. My turn to be mesmerised. I could already feel the familiar tingling telling me my strokes were numbered and my orgasm forthcoming; I'd be done for shortly. The fleshlight was now at body temperature, and felt much, much more lifelike, albeit still no match for a woman, I grunted through clenched teeth ‘no muscles milking me, no body thrust against mine, no hands feverishly stroking over my back, hugging me close as orgasm approaches; but it does feel pretty… pretty damned good!' Nodding absentmindedly, she stroked a hand over her right breast, cupping it, then pinching her nipple between her thumb and index finger, moaning softly. ‘I'm about to cum,' I grunted, snapping her back to reality. ‘Oh, please do it in that one, huh?', she nodded to an empty mug on the table between us. ‘I want to see you cum.' I nodded, feverishly working my cock with the latest addition to my meagre sex toy collection. ‘Lean forward, please', I snapped ‘I want to see those lovely tits swaying under you…' Laughingly, she obliged, leaning forward, then rocking side to side. ‘Like this, huh?' she teased, smiling warmly at me as the heavy globes swayed back and forth under her. Yes. Just like that. There was no use trying to hold back. Two more strokes, and I could feel my orgasm erupting, a tad before I'd expected it to. And here I was, figuring I had it under control… I jerked the fleshlight off my cock, throwing it on the floor, sending spurt after spurt of cum over the table, grasping for the mug, missing, shooting another spurt halfway across the room towards her; at least it felt like it; before finally grabbing the mug and shooting the last, feeble spurt into it. I felt my earlobes glow with embarrassment as I came in for landing after the massive orgasm, only to see the mess I'd made; cum streaks over invoices, a pack of cigarettes, the table itself, a lighter… My companion laughed, totally losing it in a fit of laughter, her breasts jiggling as she shook ‘You should've seen yourself!!!', she eventually gasped, regaining some control over herself. ‘It was the most absurd sight I've ever seen, so incredibly hot, you in the midst of such an orgasm, frantically trying to grab my old mug…' I joined her, a bit hesitantly at first. It had indeed been comedy hour. I hoped there wasn't a surveillance camera here, for if it did, I'd be bound to find myself on some amateur blooper reel shortly. ‘Never mind, though,' she giggled. ‘I'll get that cleaned up in no time. Without getting her sweater back on, she left the room. Seconds later I heard the tell-tale sound of water pouring from a faucet and paper being torn from a roll. She returned, hand full of tissue paper, and handed me some. ‘Here, clean yourself up; then I'll show you how to clean your latest conquest afterwards.' She leaned in over the table and cleaned up any trace of my little indiscretion. I really had to fight the urge to reach out and touch the lovely form right in front of my eyes; but managed. I'd promised, after all; and I'd had a wonderful experience, I wouldn't want to ruin it by doing anything which might scare or offend her in any way. I leaned back in the sofa while cleaning most of the lube off my semi-erect cock, softly caressing it as I stared hungrily at her, finishing up the table. I followed her to the cupboard next to the office; standing close to her; still dressed like Venus of Milo, only with arms; in the tiny room, I could feel the warmth of her body against mine as she fumbled the fleshlight open, taking out the silicone innards. ‘Just hold it under lukewarm water, first, to get rid of your cum and the lube, then wipe it clean with a little bit of the toy cleaner I'll give you when we're back in the shop and it'll be ready for its next outing.' She glanced up at me, noting my attention was on her, rather than on the most useful instructions she were supplying. ‘Better leave it outside its sheath overnight to allow it to dry properly,' she said. ‘Well, unless you find you prefer to use just the inner sleeve, of course.' Quick smile. With that, she handed the toy back to me. ‘Just head back out in the shop, you. I'll be with you in a minute, just need to get dressed.' I was treated to a smile too cute to be believed, and I was bright enough not to overstay my welcome by asking for just a few more glimpses of her. I threw a last, longing glance at her beautiful, curvy shape, met her gaze; a rather lustful one at that!; and smiled at her. ‘I'll do some window shopping, then, see if I find more playthings catching my fancy.' I then turned and briskly headed back into the shop, again passing the surreal pile of inflatable dolls, one still sporting a santa's cap. She sure took her time getting dressed; I imagined she'd figured she needed a release, too. Hell, yeah - when she appeared in the door from the storeroom, she was still basking in that wonderful post-orgasmic bliss you can spot from a mile away. ‘Getting a bit carried away, are we?' I quipped in a mock stern tone. ‘How professional is it really to masturbate in the rear while there's customers waiting in the shop, huh?' She smiled sheepishly. ‘Busted. Fuck, I was so horny while you did your thing I almost leapt at you!' I laughed. ‘Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself, too; and with any luck you now know a bit more about, ah; your inventory?' She giggles. ‘Sure do, I can't wait until the next time some sod comes by, cheekily suggesting I can't possibly know how this one feels…' She worked the till. ‘I'm giving you this at a discount,' she laughed. ‘It is the first time I've ever sold a used toy. The lube and cleaner is on the house, promise me you'll take good care of your new friend!' I promised, and took my chances embracing her briefly. ‘Mind if I come back for some more shopping sometime?' I asked, voice thick with lust. She looked at me, quizzically, then shrugged. ‘Well, I happen to have another couple of toys which I could use some user feedback on…' she suggested with a smile. ‘I'll be back in a couple of weeks,' I said by way of goodbye. Heading for the doors, I realised I'd be pounding the fleshlight again seconds after returning home. I was already hard again… By Norweger for Literotica

Ask A Sex Therapist with Heather Shannon
Ep. 112 Listener Q&A: Secrets of Squirting, Becoming a Sex Therapist, My Method for Couples in Conflict and More!

Ask A Sex Therapist with Heather Shannon

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 21:22 Transcription Available


Apply for a free Intimacy Breakthrough Call to learn about Heather's Pathway to Passion coaching method. https://heathershannon.co/new-clients/ Listener Q&A: Secrets of Squirting, Becoming a Sex Therapist, My Method for Couples in Conflict and More!Join Heather Shannon for a fun and informative listener Q&A episode! Heather dives into a lively debate on whether squirting is pee, shares the comprehensive process of becoming a certified sex therapist, addresses low sex drive during perimenopause, and offers tips to reignite the spark in your relationship. Plus, special shoutouts to international listeners and important insights on the role of hormones in libido. Don't forget to submit your anonymous questions and follow the show for more insightful discussions!00:00 Introduction and Listener Q&A Setup00:42 Shoutout to International Listeners01:47 Debunking Myths: Is Squirting Pee?04:52 Becoming a Certified Sex Therapist12:54 Addressing Low Sex Drive During Perimenopause16:09 Reigniting the Spark in Your Relationship19:52 Conclusion and FarewellWORK WITH HEATHER:Apply for a free Intimacy Breakthrough Call to learn about Heather's Pathway to Passion coaching method. https://heathershannon.co/new-clients/ LET'S CONNECT! FIND HEATHER HERE ⤵️:Heather's Website - https://HeatherShannon.co Heather's Instagram - https://instagram.com/AskASexTherapist Heather's YouTube - Check out the video version of this podcast & more! - https://www.youtube.com/@AskASexCoach SIMILARLY AWESOME EPISODES:Liked the episode? Here's a few more episodes of Ask A Sex Therapist that you'll enjoy:How to Squirt Episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cKR2ToX910 Perimenopause Episode https://youtu.be/3ayLTcHr66I?si=slNcqAlJ1bOLDDbX AASECT Website: https://www.aasect.org/Unlock my Pathway to Passion Method https://heather-shannon.mykajabi.com/pathway Gottman's book on marriage https://www.amazon.com/Lessons-Transform-Your-Marriage-Strengthening/dp/1400050197 RATE & REVIEW US!Loved this episode? Leave us a review and rating here. https://podfollow.com/AskASexTherapist This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podtrac -...

Inside OnlyFans
162 - Squirting on Command w/ Charlie Forde, Lilly Bell & Stassi

Inside OnlyFans

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 70:22


On this episode of Inside OnlyFans, Kayla & CJ talk with iconic trio Charlie Forde, Lilly Bell & Stassi. From squirting on command, serving golden coffee & doing anal for the first time, this episode is one you can't miss!  Full video episodes available: Patreon OnlyFans YouTube FOLLOW US! Instagram: @insideonlyfans @cjsparxx @kaylalaurenoffical @itsbritneyloh Twitter: @insidefans Facebook: Inside OnlyFans Tiktok: @insideofpodcast YouTube: Inside OnlyFans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sex & Singapore City: The Podcast
Let's Discuss - Female Ejaculation and SQUIRTING

Sex & Singapore City: The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 16:23


Did you know - It IS possible for women to squirt and ejaculate at the same time, and every woman DOES have the physical capacity to squirt. For more pearls of wisdom on this topic, let's dive in shall we? With love, Nixalina. ​For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs

Strictly Anonymous
976 - Riley Coyote on Being Poly, Group Sex, Squirting Workshops, Sex Work and More

Strictly Anonymous

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 71:55


Riley Coyote called in to ask all about being poly, group sex, his squirting workshops, his sex work and more. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why all of his early sex hook-ups involved group sex and how that set him up for his future, how he lost his virginity at a gangbang, how and why he's always been polyamorous and able to have multiple relationships at one time, his Craigslist hookups and how one led to a lot more, all the gangbnags it led to as well. How and why he loves reverse gangbangs, the 75 guy bukkake gangbang he set up recently for a friend and what went down, how he met his wife and how he started dating her while he was dating someone else, the specific rules that came up in their open marriage over time and why, his wife's boyfriends and how long she's been with all of them, his girlfriends and the people he's been seeing and for how long, how and why they're don't really have group sex together anymore, when how and why he started teaching squirting workshops and his take on women squirting, when how and why he got into sex work and how he sees himself as helping women, the types of women who hire him, the experience he likes to provide them plus a whole lot more His website: rileythecoyote.com **To see pics of RILEY COYOTE plus anonymous pics of my other female guests + gain access to my PRIVATE Discord channel where people get super XX naughty + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: http://www.shamelesscare.com/strictly You can get a year supply of Doxypep for just $109 https://butterwellness.com/ Get 30% off your order from The Perineum Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “STRICTLY” at checkout for 30% off your entire order. https://bluechew.com/ Get 15% OFF Blewchew plus first-month FREE use code STRICTLYANON https://www.dipseastories.com/strictlyanon Hear the hottest stories on Dipsea! 30-day FREE TRIAL https://viiahemp.com/ Have great sleep AND great sex with VIIA Hemp Gummies used code: STRICTLYANON for 15% off  https://beducate.me/anonymous60 Get BEDucated! For 60% off PLUS a FREE 24-hour trial, click the link and use code: anonymous60 https://www.magicmind.com/sac  You have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one-time purchases with code SAC20 at checkout Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Science and the Sea podcast
Squirting Cancer

Science and the Sea podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 2:00


The mangrove tunicate is a mild-looking little creature. It's a type of sea squirt. It's only about an inch long, and it feeds by pumping seawater through its body and filtering out the goodies. It's found in colonies in the roots of mangrove forests around the Gulf of Mexico, the Caribbean, and the Atlantic coast of the United States.Yet this little critter is a powerful cancer fighter. Researchers have used a compound it produces to create a cancer treatment known as trabectedin. It's used against several types of cancer—especially those in soft body tissue, such as muscles and fat.Cancer cells find ways to defeat many types of medication. The cells repair themselves, then continue growing and dividing, forming bigger tumors.A recent study looked at how trabectedin fights cancer. Researchers discovered that the medication “breaks” the DNA inside cancer cells. Although the cells can fix some types of breaks, these appear to be unfixable—the cancer can't overcome the disruption. That kills the cancer cells and slows or halts their spread.Sea squirts are surprisingly close genetic relatives to people. And they're easy to handle and study, so they're popular lab subjects. So scientists have used sea squirts to create other medications, including cancer treatments. One produced from a different species is used to fight skin cancer, for example. So these quiet little creatures may yield even more treatment options in the decades ahead.

TechStuff
The Sad Tale of Microsoft Zune

TechStuff

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 34:46 Transcription Available


Microsoft jumped into the mp3 player space a little late. Apple had been producing iPods for five years when the first Zune hit shelves. But that was just the beginning of a series of problems Microsoft encountered. We explore the sad (and short) story of the Zune.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SexTok with Zibby and Tracey
S11 Ep. 8: Squirting, Additive Vibrators, and Bisexuality

SexTok with Zibby and Tracey

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 25:21


In this episode, Tracey and Kelsey discuss these three anonymous questions:1) I didn't start having good sex until my early 30s, and within a few months of dating I started squirting. Now, it's a ridiculous amount. I can't have sex anywhere except on a waterproof mattress cover or blanket. Sometimes just kissing my partner makes me gush slightly which can be uncomfortable if I can't immediately change underwear. We were hooking up in the kitchen the other day and I made a decent size puddle on the floor. Is there a way to lessen the amount of gushing or turn it off? 2) On Valentine's Day, I gave my wife a gift—a clitoral suction toy. She enjoyed it so much that every time we have sex, she uses it. At first, I enjoyed it too (and my hands didn't get as tired), but now I'm starting to worry. Will I become less attractive to her? Will we ever have sex without toys? Is sex with me boring or not as pleasurable? How should I deal with this?3) I'm a married man in a loving relationship and enjoying great sex with my wife. Over time, I've realized that I'm also attracted to men, though I've never fallen in love with one. I've been exploring my sexuality privately, but I'm unsure how to navigate this while being committed to my marriage. I'm still very attracted to my wife and don't want to lie to her, but I also want to keep our marriage alive. Do you know anyone else who has been in a similar situation? How did they approach it, and what advice do you have for exploring bisexuality in a way that respects your partner and relationship?To have Tracey and Kelsey discuss YOUR secret sex question, enter it anonymously at https://bit.ly/3C4AelUWant a copy of Tracey's book, Great Sex Starts at 50? Enter code GREATSEX on ChronicleBooks.com for 30% off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark Bell's Power Project
Doctor-Approved Secrets To Supercharge Your Penis - Dr. Rena Malik || MBPP Ep. 1106

Mark Bell's Power Project

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 84:09


In Episode 1106, Dr. Rena Malik teaches Mark Bell, Nsima Inyang, and Andrew Zaragoza all about penis health, gives sex advice and educates us on what the heck "Squirting" really is.

Mark Bell's Power Project
Doctor-Approved Secrets To Supercharge Your Penis - Dr. Rena Malik || MBPP Ep. 1106

Mark Bell's Power Project

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 84:09


In Episode 1106, Dr. Rena Malik teaches Mark Bell, Nsima Inyang, and Andrew Zaragoza all about penis health, gives sex advice and educates us on what the heck "Squirting" really is. 

Sexucation for Men Podcast
How to Give Her the BEST Squirting Orgasm of Her Life

Sexucation for Men Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 10:14


 I'm sure you will love to see the best and most effective squirting techniques demonstrated on real women: https://www.sexucationformen.com/hacker  (This is an affiliate link. If you click through and make a purchase, I'll earn a commission, at no additional cost to you) And I'm sure you will also enjoy talking about how you can improve your sex life and how you can satisfy your partner: https://www.sexucationformen.com/skype 

DISASTERPIECE
Zune, the Squirting iPod

DISASTERPIECE

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 49:20


Better late than never? Not for the ZUNE, Microsoft's portable MP3 player and self-described ‘iPod killer' that lost hundreds of millions of dollars. On this week's DISASTERPIECES, Justin and Steve look back at the brief and not-so-glorious reign of the mp3 player that almost every kid was disappointed to find under the Christmas tree. From the obtuse ad campaign to the unfortunate branding of being able to ‘squirt' your friends, the ZUNE was pretty much DOA. Was it actually better than the iPod? Maybe. But it was definitely more righteous than Neil Young's PONO. Follow us on Instagram to keep updated about our monthly live shows!Check out more from Justin here: justindodd.rocks Check out more from Steve here: stevejhward.com drinkgenies.com

WPOR 101.9
SQUIRTING AT THE FRYEBURG FAIR

WPOR 101.9

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 2:36


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Holly Randall Unfiltered
363: Luna Star: Growing Up in Cuba, Living with Gratitude, and Squirting Scenes while Paragliding

Holly Randall Unfiltered

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 77:57


Luna Star was inspired to enter the industry after watching some lacklustre performances and knowing she could do better. And she has definitely proved herself right! She's an iconic performer, an entrepreneur, AVN Award Host, Brazzers contract star, and is the latest winner of This Is Fire on OFTV. This episode has been a long time coming and certainly won't disappoint! Luna shares her remarkable journey from growing up poor in Cuba to becoming an award-winning performer in the adult industry. We'll dive into her recent mainstream ventures, and cooking competition wins, while tapping into her thoughtful perspectives on happiness, gratitude, and overcoming the pressures of public perception. Plus, tune in to hear about one of the craziest scenes we've ever heard of – paragliding with double ended dildos, masturbation, and Luna Star's legendary squirting skils! Luna divulges her opinion on dick size and the importance of “good-dick-connection.” She also shares her vision of producing shoots herself one day. So buckle up, folks! This is a wild conversation with the one and only Luna Star. Ready to improve your bedroom performance? Try LOAD BOOST by VB Health and see what everyone is talking about. A powerful supplement to improve the quality, size, and even the taste of your load. That's right. Make every moment count! Visit loadboost.com and use code HOLLY for 10% off. Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Fleshlight Code: HOLLY Fleshlight URL: fleshlight.sjv.io/HollyRandallUnfiltered ________________________________________________________ Want more from this podcast? Get access to tons of perks by joining my Patreon! We have exclusive bonus content such as live streams of our interviews, early releases, exclusive Q&As, access to my fine art photography and video, plus so much more! Join our community now at http://Patreon.com/hollyrandallunfiltered Follow Luna Star - www.instagram.com/luna5star Visit my Official Podcast site: https://www.hollyrandallunfiltered.com/ Follow Holly on all the platforms: https://link.me/hollyrandall Sign up for Patreon Access!! https://www.patreon.com/hollyrandallunfiltered To make a one time donation: https://www.paypal.me/hollyrandall78 Fan mail: 26500 Agoura Road, Suite 102-838, Calabasas CA 91302 

The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest
Ep. 559: Porn Injuries, Squirting Secrets, and Taboo Frustrations with Jessica Ryan

The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 74:33


Adult film star Jessica Ryan is hilarious in this one, and I'm not going to hard-sell you. If you don't listen to this one, you're missing out. Live your life. Squirting secrets, porn injuries, demisexuality discussion, fetish curiosities. Oh, and we talked about some stuff you might want to read just below these words. For SEO purposes, let me say one more time: porn star Jessica Ryan! Mentioned: September 26 - The Naked Comedy Show @ Hacienda https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-comedy-show-best-stand-up-comedy-without-pants-in-bushwick-tickets-1001529460577 CNN: Mark Robinson, Black Nazi, Pro Slavery, Porn, and Forum The Party at Kitty and Stud's Mind Control Theatre Museum of Sex Mambe Blankets Follow Jessica Ryan! Twitter: @lovejessicaryan Instagram: @luvjessicaryan TikTok: @lovejessicaryan http://cultofjess.com Follow Billy! Instagram: @thebillyprocida TikTok: @TheBillyProcida Instagram: @billyisprocida 0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money Stuff Venmo: @BillyProcida Cash App: $manwhorepod PayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com Do your affordable book shopping at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Share your thoughts on this week's show in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord! Become a Patreon member at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast! Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Hook Up
Your One Night Stand Stories

The Hook Up

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 31:37


For our first ever live podcast we went to Warrnambool for triple j's One Night Stand and heard your one night stand hook up stories.Like… being caught naked by a housemate, meeting the whole extended family over dinner, a condom getting stuck, and pissing all over someone's bed.

Oh F*ck Yeah with Ruan Willow
Exploring Sexual Strategies and Kink with Marla Renee Stewart: Dirty Talk, Squirting, Kink, & Seduction

Oh F*ck Yeah with Ruan Willow

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 58:14


Send us a textEp 508: Ruan Willow with Marla Renee Stewart, Sexologist, Sexual Strategist, & Author. Join us as we discuss the intricacies of sexual health, the importance of unlearning societal norms, and the ways to foster better communication and pleasure in relationships. Marla shares her insights on sexuality, well-being, seduction, sexual tension, toys, techniques, using dirty talk, and the fascinating world of kinky play. Whether you're curious about squirting, impact play, or integrating sex toys into your love life, this episode is packed with valuable advice and practical tips to enhance your sexual experiences.Paying attention to your sexual health is a part of your mental health and self care strategies, as is seeking sex education. Alternative lifestyles are valid options. and can give people great happiness and satisfaction.Discussion Timeline:00:00:00 " Ruan Willow's podcast has hit 1.1 million downloads00:00:38 " Marla Renee Stewart is a sexologist, author and sexual strategist00:03:51 " Do you meet with individual clients or do you do classes?00:04:33 " In some of your classes, you have kink classes and non-kinky classes00:09:22 " Many people don't believe that squirting is a real thing, is it pee?00:13:05 " Some people don't really know what the clitoris even looks like00:17:37 " Your class helps femdoms understand their subs better00:18:47 " One of the keys to driving sexual tension is the planting of sex seeds00:24:26 " How about give us some tips or advice about people interested in impact play00:26:15 " Do you find any age groups that are more open to trying new sexual things00:33:14 " Pervertibles are everyday household items that can be used for kinky play00:34:08 " Now let's talk a little bit about sex toys. And do you have a favorite one00:37:39 " Do you think there are more toys available to women than people with penises00:42:10 " Some people are scared of sex toys, but you can try them00:45:15 " Always do the research. Munches are really great for education00:47:16 " Why is aftercare important? And what do you think00:52:19 " Marla Stewart encourages people to try things at least three timesResources: - Velvet Lips- Sex Down South Conference- Race and Kink- The Ultimate Guide to Seduction and ForeplayFollow Marla Renee Stewart on social media: @1marlastewartShow notes created by https://headliner.appGuest Bio: Marla Renee Stewart, MA (she/her) is a sexologist, author, and sexual strategist who runs her own sexuality education company, Velvet Lips, and is also a Co-Founder of the Sex Down South Conference. She has studied human sexuality for more than 22 years and has given over 1000 workshops all over the world. She also has been featured on a variety of media outlets, including Netflix's Trigger Warning with Killer Mike and Love & HipHop Atlanta. She co-wrote her first book, The Ultimate Guide to Seduction & Foreplay with Dr. Jessica O'Reilly, which debuted in April 2020.Podcast Host Ruan Willow's books and audiobooks: http://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/ Support the showSubscribe for exclusive episodes: https://www.buzzsprout.com/1599808/subscribeSign up for Ruan's newsletters: https://subscribepage.io/ruanwillowhttps://linktr.ee/RuanWillowI Dare You book https://books.ruanwillowauthor.com/idareyouthesaturdaysexchallenge

The Open Bedroom Podcast
EP# 157: How to Squirt with Sierra Bucher

The Open Bedroom Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2024 22:31


One of the key takeaways from our recent podcast episode is the importance of emotional safety in sexual experiences. Sierra Bucher and I chat about how feeling completely safe and secure can make a huge difference in achieving squirting. It's not just about the physical act but also the psychological release. How do you ensure emotional safety with your partner? Let's discuss! Introduction to the Episode (00:00:00) Jennifer welcomes listeners and introduces the topic of squirting and sexual pleasure. Sierra's Experience with Squirting (00:00:22) Sierra' shares her journey to understanding squirting and feeling safe with partners. Squirting as a Popular Fantasy (00:00:47) Jennifer prompts Sierra' to discuss the appeal and misconceptions surrounding squirting. Research and Personal Insights (00:01:09) Sierra' talks about her extensive research on squirting and surprising revelations from friends. Hydration and Squirting Mechanics (00:03:19) Sierra' explains the importance of hydration for squirting and its physiological aspects. Understanding Squirting Fluid (00:05:28) Discussion on the origin of squirting fluid and common misconceptions about it being urine. Psychological Aspect of Squirting (00:07:24) Sierra' highlights the psychological factors that influence the ability to squirt. Personal Experiences with Squirting (00:08:41) Sierra' shares her first squirting experience and the emotional release it brought. Techniques for Achieving Squirting (00:10:42) Sierra' explains various techniques and tools that can help stimulate squirting. Jennifer's Personal Squirting Story (00:12:09) Jennifer recounts her experiences with a partner known for helping women squirt. Exploring Different Partner Experiences (00:15:27) Jennifer discusses the variations in sexual experiences with different partners. Future Topics on Male Pleasure (00:16:50) Sierra' suggests discussing differences in male pleasure between circumcised and uncircumcised men. Variation in Vaginal Sensations (00:17:25) Jennifer shares insights into the diverse sensations experienced with different partners. Preparation for Future Experiences (00:18:01) Jennifer talks about acquiring a king-size splash blanket for future intimate encounters. Podcast Episode Timestamps Struggles of Squirting (00:18:19) Discussion on challenges faced by squirters, including difficulties with spontaneous sexual activities. Understanding G-Spot Stimulation (00:19:25) Sierra' explains the mechanics of squirting and its relation to G-spot stimulation. Intentional Exploration (00:20:11) Jennifer shares her plans to experiment with toys for personal exploration of squirting. Curiosity about Partner Experiences (00:20:42) Sierra' wonders about the experiences of Jennifer's girlfriend regarding masturbation as a squirter. Follow Sierra: https://www.instagram.com/unforbidden_living/ Follow Jen: https://linktr.ee/jenniferkayloruscin Coaching with Jen: https://tr.ee/aRl7H-zWQq --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/theopenbedroompodcast/support

The Harland Highway
JORDAN JENSEN- on the hardship of keeping relationships together, and the science of squirting.

The Harland Highway

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 75:57


Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo HARLAND at https://shopmando.com/ ! #mandopod #ad #sponsored   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Are You Doing in Denmark?
Why is Denmark paying tourists instead of squirting them with water?

What Are You Doing in Denmark?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 25:34


This week Mike and Derek discuss the growing trend of hostility against tourists and the factors behind over-tourism. This includes a new program Copenhagen is testing to incentivize sustainable tourism and good behavior from visitors to the city. But is this initiative as altruistic as it seems, or a McKinsey consultant's wet dream and a solution in search of a problem. Plus, what are anti-tourism "activists" with water guns really upset about?Don't forget to share this podcast with any friends who have made the move to Denmark.For more clips and tips on living in Denmark and follow us on social media:What Are You Doing in Denmark podcast: Instagram: https://instagram.com/waydidpodWatch these episodes on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFCSH6KqKooZmSx1GJu9CWZYjX8esjl2FDerek Hartman: Instagram: https://instagram.com/robetrottingYouTube: https://youtube.com/c/robetrottingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/@robetrottingFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/robetrotting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Morning Stream
TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky

The Morning Stream

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 62:09


You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac & Cheeeeeese! The BEST shit. Squirting those digestive juices. Scott's Mom Is An Outlaw. 10:15 With A Colon. Fun-Sized Episode. No Show Monday! Experian elder care. Where Do You Need Your Cream Filled? Brundlefly Funktastic. Don't say a WORD about the oranges! The year was 1984 and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The FrogPants Studios Ultra Feed!
TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky

The FrogPants Studios Ultra Feed!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 62:09


You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac & Cheeeeeese! The BEST shit. Squirting those digestive juices. Scott's Mom Is An Outlaw. 10:15 With A Colon. Fun-Sized Episode. No Show Monday! Experian elder care. Where Do You Need Your Cream Filled? Brundlefly Funktastic. Don't say a WORD about the oranges! The year was 1984 and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Mileage May Vary
Squirting From Skene's Glands, Flatulence, Wiping Up After Handjobs, Rejecting Butt Play

Your Mileage May Vary

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 60:35


Keith has a serious problem while touring Southern Africa: Access to high-quality porn. We take it for granted in this day and age, but it relies completely on high-speed Internet access. How much porn per day should a man prepare before such a trip, and what should he do if he runs out? We dive deeper into questions of squirting and what esoteric places the fluid might be coming from. If it were a religious debate, you might be able to call it a "squirt of the gaps" argument being made by the pro-squirting contingent. And, it seems Keith is aroused by his own naked image in the mirror. Perhaps this is more widespread than we might have thought? We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/173/flatulence https://ymmv.me/173/handjob https://ymmv.me/173/butt Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Orgasmic Enlightenment
Squirting to Manifest Your Life

Orgasmic Enlightenment

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 67:15


One of the holy grails in the sexual queendom is squirting. This is a necessary life skill for women and one that ALL women can cultivate. The Anami Guarantee is that EVERY woman can hit the ceiling with her ejaculate. Her “amrita” is like cosmic manifesting dust that gets shot over her whole life, imbuing it with a kind of radiance and magnetism that draws everything to her. Once you awaken your vaginal superpowers, and you “come to” within yourself, the world “comes to you”. Today's guest is our youngest ever all-star. She's 22 and she started this work with me last year when she was 21. I felt like I was talking to a younger version of ME!  She blew my fucking mind and she's bombshell as fuck. Indomitable. She's dropping non-stop bombs in our conversation. We talk: “I have attracted so many men in my life it's actually crazy. They gravitate towards me and I do little to no effort.”Falling in love with her breasts and how they grew a cup size.“I can have an orgasm without touching myself.”“My libido is higher than ever. I just feel constantly aroused.”“My income doubled and without really trying or wanting to."The power and confidence of unfuckwithabiltiy and how it silences the naysayers “I sunbathe naked, in my garden and topless on public beaches and lakes. People are staring, but I simply don't give a fuck anymore.”Being guided by your “pussy spark” of turn on And of course, the magical secrets of squirting and how your literal juiciness creates your life. This is a mind and vagina-blowing episode. Hands down, one of my favorites. Tia started her journey with me in the How to Be a Well-F**ked Woman Salon. This is my 10-week, how to live, love and orgasm in a female body education where I've compiled the best of my 30 years of orgasmic experience (!) to take you over the edge into a lifetime of bliss. The sex school everyone ought to receive, but did not! And it's open for registration now! In it, you'll learn:   - Instructions for the deeper vaginal orgasms: G-Spot, cervical and squirting- Self-pleasuring 101 and how to channel sexual energy into creative genius and cash that falls into your lap - How to transform challenging menstruation, PMS and menopause into blissful portals- Using your feminine essence to build a life of ease and pleasure- Breast massage to tone, lift and activate the orgasmic potential of the breasts- How to give your man enlightened blow jobs and hand jobsThe salon only runs once a year, and it's open for the next two weeks! Come and get it.

Fierce as F*ck
Understanding Female Squirting and Handling Partner Pressure

Fierce as F*ck

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2024 9:40


Welcome to another thought-provoking episode of Smex Ed! Today, Amanda tackles a pressing question from a follower about female squirting. We explore what squirting is, the myths and realities surrounding it, and how to handle a partner who is putting undue pressure on a woman to squirt. This episode offers valuable insights and advice for anyone dealing with performance pressure in their sexual relationships. Key Topics Covered: What is Female Squirting?: Understanding the physiology of squirting. Differentiating between squirting and female ejaculation. Common myths and misconceptions. Techniques for Squirting: Finding and stimulating the G-spot. Tips and techniques to enhance the possibility of squirting. Understanding that squirting is not achievable for everyone. Dealing with Partner Pressure: Recognizing signs of undue pressure from a partner. Communicating effectively about sexual expectations. Setting boundaries and fostering mutual respect. Managing Partner Frustration: Understanding the root of your partner's frustration. Techniques for discussing sexual frustrations without blame. Strategies for finding mutual satisfaction in sexual experiences. Focusing on Pleasure, Not Performance: Shifting the focus from performance to pleasure. Exploring different forms of sexual gratification. Building a healthy and supportive sexual relationship. Expert Advice and Personal Stories: Amanda shares expert advice on navigating these challenges. Real-life stories from individuals who have faced similar situations. Encouragement and tips for prioritizing your own comfort and pleasure. Resources Mentioned: Guide to Female Squirting G-Spot Stimulation Techniques Effective Communication in Sexual Relationships Setting Healthy Sexual Boundaries Finding Mutual Sexual Satisfaction Connect with us Amanda's YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcsk4b_bQrhaaW892s7K8ow Read SMEX ED Magazine: www.smexed.com Follow Amanda on Snapchat Follow me on Snapachat Sign up for our email list My Website (scroll to the bottom) Follow me on Facebook If you like what you heard don't forget to tag us on Instagram  @the.amandaking For tips & tricks on how to gain control of your sexual pleasure and communication, subscribe to my Audacious AF Facebook Monthly Membership Join the community PRE-SALE NOW AVAILABLE FOR MY BOOK AUDACIOUS AF: AN EMPOWERING GUIDE TO RUNNING AN AUTHENTIC BUSINESS Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Audacious-AF-Empowering-Authentic-Business/dp/1954854781/ Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/audacious-af-amanda-king/1141354576 Books-A-Million (BAM): https://www.booksamillion.com/p/Audacious-AF/Amanda-King/9781954854789 IndieBound: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781954854789   (a website where you can look up which indie booksellers near you carry your book/have it available for preorder through their store.) Bookshop.org: https://bookshop.org/books/audacious-af-an-empowering-guide-to-running-an-authentic-business/9781954854789   Subscribe & Review: If you enjoyed this episode, please subscribe to Smex Ed on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast platform. Don't forget to leave us a review and share this episode with friends who might find it helpful! Join us for this candid discussion on female squirting and handling partner pressure, where Amanda provides insightful advice and practical solutions. Happy listening!

Strictly Anonymous
847 - Mr.Bull went from Porn to Swinging to Being a Bull and More

Strictly Anonymous

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 72:12


Mr. Bull went from porn to swinging, to being a bull and more and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why he initially got into the lifestyle and what he loved about being a bull, how and why he got into porn and why he eventually got out of it, how he met his current wife and how he told her he was in the lifestyle and how she reacted, how he built his reputation as a bull through gangbangs and his online content, how he feels about the word BBC, how and why he's not into race play, how he feels about white couples digging black bulls, how he wanted his wife to hook up with other guys and why at the same time it was difficult for him at first, what he digs about full swaps now, how and why being a married bull makes him a better bull, the hot mfm he had with his wife and what went down, why he'd called a squirtologist and where you can take his Squirting course plus a whole lot more. Click her to see all of Mr. Bull's content and links: mrbullbbc | Instagram | Linktree **To see anonymous pics of MR. BULL and HIS WIFE plus see anonymous pics of my other female guests + gain access to my PRIVATE Discord channel where people get super XX naughty + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://viiahemp.com/ Have great sleep AND great sex with VIIA Hemp Gummies used code: STRICTLYANON for 15% off https://bluechew.com/ Get 15% OFF Blewchew plus first month FREE use code STRICTLYANON https://promescent.com/strictlyanon Want to have better S-E-X?! Use Promescent 15% OFF your WHOLE order https://www.dipseastories.com/strictlyanon Hear the hottest stories on Dipsea! 30 day FREE TRIAL https://butterwellness.com/ Get 20% OFF your Butter Wellness prostate massager, use code STRICTLY http://www.shamelesscare.com/strictly You can get one year supply of Doxypep for just $109 Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Girl Boner Radio
“OMG” Stories: Squirting Out, Stuck Inside and Mind Games

Girl Boner Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 25:42


Discovering squirting, a misplaced squirt, a misplaced condom and some trippy mind games… This “OMG” round of Girl Boner sex and relationship stories features:   Lala, of Lala's Bedtime Tales Nicoletta Heidegger, LMFT, of Sluts and Scholars Makenzie Mizell, media producer Carly, of Aurore And August   Check out Afternoon Delight: https://nazanin-moali.mykajabi.com/offers/ESbAz2o5/checkout   Explore the latest specials at The Pleasure Chest! IG: @GirlBonerMedia  TikTok: @GirlBonerRadio  FB: @MyGirlBoner  augustmclaughlin.com/girlboner    patreon.com/girlboner   Hosted and produced by August McLaughlin  

The Curious Girl Diaries
The Days Of Squirting

The Curious Girl Diaries

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2024 35:44


The Diary Of A CEO by Steven Bartlett
The Better-Sex Doctor: The Link Between Masturbating & Prostate Cancer! This Is The Perfect Amount Of Times To Have Sex! Strong Pelvic Floor = Better Sex! Dr Rena Malik

The Diary Of A CEO by Steven Bartlett

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 116:02


If you've ever had questions about sex but have been to embarrassed to ask them, then this is the episode for you. Dr Rena Malik is a Urologist & Pelvic Surgeon, her YouTube channel has over 1.8 million subscribers, where she releases weekly episodes on everything to do with sexual health education. In this conversation Rena and Steven discuss topics such as, how stress affects the pelvic floor, the health benefits of orgasms, how to save your sex life, why sperm count is decreasing worldwide, and how to really boost testosterone. (0:00) Intro (02:04) What is it you're seeking to do? (02:54) How do you define sexual health? (03:10) Do we understand our bodies? (04:34) Where does your training come from? (06:01) What's your training with the pelvic floor? (08:31) Why should our doctors be asking about our sexual health? (10:39) Is a weak pelvic floor in men linked to erectile dysfunction, and does sitting cause it too? (12:22) How much sex should couples be having? (14:06) Should we be experiencing pain during sex? (16:21) The vagina's expanding process (18:47) How do we communicate with our partners about sex? (21:45) What's the first step in re-building a good sex life? (25:46) Men vs women's sexual desire as we age (28:35) Anticipation around sex causing more harm than good (29:35) Is a low libido a hormone problem? (31:53) Ways to increase testosterone (34:49) A decline in testosterone levels and sperm counts (36:01) Chemicals in everyday objects impacting sperm counts (37:54) How have sperm counts been decreasing over the years? (41:30) How do we increase our semen volume (43:20) Does masturbating improve my pelvic floor? (44:19) The impact our technology is having on our genitals (47:12) Does masturbation decrease testosterone levels? (48:41) Does too much masturbation have a bad effect on us? (50:34) Will masturbating make people blind? (50:53) What do you think of no nut November (52:29) Masturbating giving you more clarity of mind (55:47) Post nut clarity (59:15) The link between cancer and masturbation (01:01:12) Porn, is it bad? (01:05:11) VR headsets and porn (01:09:38) Trauma and how it relates to our sex lives (01:12:14) Can you have sex when pregnant? (01:12:57) Orgasms and the clitoris (01:19:00) What is an orgasm (01:22:40) Scheduling time for sex? (01:24:11) Is there a disparity on how long sex should actually take compared to how long it takes (01:27:49) Vagina myths (01:29:54) Pelvic floor exercises, how to do them (01:32:12) How do we know if we have pelvic floor issues (01:35:16) PENIS SIZE, is it possible to increase the size? (01:38:03) How big is a penis on average vs how big people think they should be? (01:41:14) Will my penis get smaller as we age? (01:42:32) Does body parts size indicate a bigger penis? (01:45:09) Labiaplasty (01:46:45) Squirting (01:49:40) Last guest question Follow Rena: Twitter - https://bit.ly/3VzI3vu Instagram - https://bit.ly/3TDaRk6 YouTube - https://bit.ly/3vx9knV Watch the episodes on Youtube - https://g2ul0.app.link/3kxINCANKsb My new book! 'The 33 Laws Of Business & Life' is out now - https://smarturl.it/DOACbook Follow me: https://beacons.ai/diaryofaceo Sponsors: Zoe - http://joinzoe.com with an exclusive code CEO10 for 10% off Uber: https://p.uber.com/creditsterms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sex With Emily
Hotline Calls: Squirting, Toys & Threesomes

Sex With Emily

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 36:40 Very Popular


We all want to grow and become better versions of ourselves. And no where is that more true than our sex lives. That's the mission of today's call-in show. I answer your questions all about picking up new sex skills. From a fun-loving couple who wants to incorporate others into their play but can't find the right candidates, to a twenty-something who wants to learn how to squirt on her own - these brave callers' questions offer something for everyone to learn from.  In this episode, you'll learn: How to find solid friends with benefits Masturbation techniques The anatomy of the vulva! See the full show notes at sexwithemily.com. Show Notes: The Psychology of Your Kink How to Squirt (For Real) Promescent.com/Emily (use this link to automatically save 15% at checkout) Playground Lube Je Joue Mimi Je Joue Hera Magic Wand Insertion Toys Dual Stimulation Toys #Open SHOP WITH EMILY! (free shipping on orders over $69) The only sex book you'll ever need: Smart Sex: How to Boost Your Sex IQ and Own Your Pleasure Want more? Sex With Emily: Home Let's get social: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook | TikTok  Let's text: Sign Up Here Want me to slide into your inbox? Sign Up Here for sex tips on the regular.