Second Screening

OH YEAH MATTHEW FIGURED OUT THE PASSWORD!!! NOW YOU ARE BONED!!   This is Coherence. Don't read anything about the movie, just watch it, then listen to us blab about it. I won't tell you about it here because I don't want to take away from your joy. You will thank you. Am I not merciful?   This is one of the "Lost Episodes" which was done earlier, but then we misplaced the file. I'm glad we found it, because this one from The Second Screening Vault is another really good one.

In this episode Nicholas tries to pay Matthew back for attempting to end the podcast with his choice of the last movie with a movie that is 3 hours long. Luckily, TRADITION saw them through and they even learned something along the way. True? Of course, true!

In this episode Nicholas and Matthew become the worst assassins known to man as we watch Mean Guns. We talk a lot about the various 90s roles of Christopher Lambert, how truly 90's this movie was, and everything Mambo! Also, heads up, Nicholas' audio was pretty garbage toward the beginning, please bare with us while we figure out this remote recording thing.

In this episode Matthew and Nicholas back flip into the cartoonish world of Kung-Fu Hustle. We discuss the correct pronunciation of Kung-Fu, the differences between Western and Eastern style humor, and whether or not this movie was Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

In this episode we discuss Nicholas' favorite film Porco Rosso. We talk about what anime was like back when the movie came out, the filmography of Hayao Miyazaki, and how much we love the Mama Aiuta gang.

Holy shit we're back! In this long awaited episode Nicholas and Matthew are joined by Sheila! We talk about a god awful movie, how it almost broke the podcast, and how much we fucking hate that stupid kid!

In this super long and super late episode, Nick and Matthew joined up with a rag tag group trying to get some information about the Empire. They're totally going to make it, right? Nick finds slow motion explosion shockwaves less than plausible while Matthew believes the movie should've been called Rogue One: Some Soldiers' Story.

This time on the Second Screening Podcast Matthew and Nick check into the Hotel Mon Signor and can't get any damn room service! Where is that damn bellhop?! In this episode Nick hates on crappy 90's style graphics and Matthew wishes we had watched Pink Panther instead.

Nick and Matthew find themselves lost under Paris and someone put all these plaster skulls and bones everywhere. With no explanation as to why there are so many plaster bones and skulls, Nick maybe misdiagnosed the main character, Matthew reveals his super crush on the lead actress, and both are glad P!nk never acted again.

In this month's continuation of accidentally making episodes too long Nick and Matthew are behind bars in a secret and shady prison. However our special guest Shan is putting together a special taskforce and she needs the kind of help only the Solid Steel Second Screeners can provide. Nick reveals a special love for Killer Croc in spite of his terrible racial stereotypes, Matthew had fun getting introduced to that up and coming actor Will Smith, and Shan has so many questions about Harley Quinn's relationship to the Joker.

In this extra long episode Nick is trying to break in with the cool clique, the Matthews! Nick can't figure out why anyone does anything in this film, Matthew adds credence to its depiction of Ohio, and our very special guest Matt does a surprisingly good Christian Slater impression!

Something is after Matthew after his latest orgy with Thai supermodels, but Nick doesn't believe him! In this episode Matthew uses a bunch of acronyms that no one understands and Nick reads WAY too far into metaphors. LINKDUMP! DyE Fantasy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

A quick episode to take care of some shop keeping and allow Nick to take some time to explore what makes a good plot and to shit on Gravity some more.

Nick and Matthew hit the mean streets of Zootopia where they're having trouble fitting in. Turns out Nick is a Giraffe racist and Matthew doesn't like anything though he's willing to try everything.

In this episode Nick and Matthew review Gravity and find themselves lost in space, just trying to get home. Matthew reveals he only knows one Russian name while Nick reveals he might be a little too familiar with how a fetus may look.

Nick and Matthew discuss The Fountain in the inaugural episode. Matthew provides some great insight while Nick reveals he doesn't know where Guatamala is or how far away stars are.