Seven Hells

Join Jim, Matt, and Dan in order of success at maintaining functional alcoholism, as we conduct a close reading of the prologue and first two chapters of the first Game of Thrones novel.  We... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of who bit down on the cyanide tablet first during the airing of this episode) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E06 - The Iron Throne. Topics include... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of degree of how ruined our character arcs would be if we were GoT characters) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E05 - The Bells. Topics include but are... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of concern over sleeping with their aunt, if Emilia Clarke was their aunt) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E04 - The Last of the Starks. Topics include... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of ability to adjust the brightness settings on their television) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E03 - The Long Night. Topics include but are not... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of importance to Jaime Lannister in terms of a renion) as we discuss all things Game of Thrones S08E02 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Topics include but are not... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim & Matt (in descending order of reluctance to accept our royal birthright) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 1 Winterfell. Topics include but are not... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt (In order of how Lay, Slay, and Power Play should be played) as they discuss all things Season 8 Game of Thrones Preview.  We discuss topics that include the upcoming... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt (In order of belief  in themselves that they are the one that is promised) as they discuss all things Season 7 Game of Thrones.  We discuss topics that include bad... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt (in order of pubis mons lypo performed in the last year) as they take on Jim brother Joe in the Great Debate over Season 7.  Here at 7 Hells we aren't immune to the voice... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, & Matt (in order of the amount of times Bran has peered into the void and seen us masturbate) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 7 The Dragon and the Wolf.... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, & Matt (in order of ice speared keistered) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Beyond the Wall Topics include but are not limited to the vampiric... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, & Matt (in order of cat calls administered) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 5 Eastwatch  Topics include but are not limited to the buoyancy of... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim & Matt (in order of attractiveness to your mother) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 4 The Spoils of War.  Topics include but are not limited to the... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim & Matt (in order of McNuggets consumed) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 3 The Queen's Justice.  Topics include but are not limited to the geography... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim & Dan (in order sexy snapchat posts) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 2 Stormborn.  Topics include but are not limited to Arya's transformation,... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of abusive male gaze) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1 Dragonstone.  Topics include but are not limited to logistics at the... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Dan, and Matt in order of how best to balance them in a canoe to recap all things season 6 of the HBO television series A Game of Thrones.   Fam it's been over a year and it feel's so... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of herteonormativeness) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 10 The The Winds of Winter.  Topics include but are not limited to... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

 Join Jim & Dan (in order technical difficulties) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 09 The Battle of the Bastards.  Topics include but are not limited to... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Joe (in order Chadmaniness) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 08 No One.  Topics include but are not limited to Lady Stoneheart,... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of satisfaction with their long distance provider) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 07 The Broken Man.  Topics include but... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of hapiness of genital girth) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 06 Blood of My Blood.  Topics include but are not limited to... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Jim, Matt, & Dan (in order of distance specified in restraining orders from GRRM) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 05 The Door.  Topics include but... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!

Join Matt, & Dan (in order of missing Jim) as they discuss all things Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 04 Book Of The Stranger.  Topics include but are not limited... Welcome to Westeros once again! Warm yourself by the hearth, accept our salt and bread! You have guest right here! Khal Chadomon (Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers), Maetthaerys Targaryen (Matt LeRoy from VampCast and DeadMen Talking), and Danyel Stark (Dan Firnekas, from The Firnecast) bid you to join us as we further explore the world created by George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire, and adapted by HBO in their hit show, Game of Thrones!