ShrewdDewdz

Greetings, we are back, tis been a minute, but we were nearly shipped off to russia, but loving forgot his jacket, as you all know it's mighty cold in mother russia, so we decided to record and post. Enjoy. ;)PS we love tiddies in the cold be the nipples get harder.

If this episode gets enough hits we will start a video recording of the pod, hit us with your game ideas, hit us with your topics.@shrewddewdz

We have a proposed question for you, say alien invaders land, they seem peaceful and they look like little green men, do you get on their space ship or do you not? Of course the issue is that there could be anal probing, and other experiments....hmmmm Think it over! 

The Dewdz gather round Sir Lancelot's round, well oval-ish table and have a meeting of the minds, they forge a sword, weld a lampshade together, and replum an entire house...it's sounding a lot like an episode of this old house with bob villa

Spooderman spoilers ahead!

You survived turkey day, the pilgrims took plymouth rock, and now you're eating a stuffed ;) left over turkey sandwich, go buy a tv at best buy, go buy a fridge, go buy a used taxidermy deer bust that you can mount on your smoking room wall, while you listen to the dewdz talk about the latest and greatest. Also should we rename cyber monday bezos monday? 

There comes a time in every Dewdz life when he must face the facts that anniversary is upon him. Now he can go about dealing with this in two ways option 1: cower and hide like a p%&*y, letting it hit him like a piano being lowered into a NYC Brownstone apartment building, or option B: he buck up, stare it in the face and cry out: It's THE SHREWDDEWDZ ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Year two is when the boys become men!

The Dewdz are back, they survived Vegas, they survived the roman candles Manny tied to his car to turn it into a rocket like Elon, for the Fourth of July. . Loving suffered a minor injury, and Kelley defended the ultimate sandwich. Protips GALORE....YOU WILL BE OFFENDED!!

Something in our wheelhouse: movie chats. Spoilers, obviously.

Sorry, our days got away from us, but also we don't owe you an apology, it's the ShrewdDewdz way

Imagine, if you can, you're standing at the 19th hole, sweat drying on your dry-fit polo, the smooth buzz of endless bloody mary's, a case of bud lights, and the cart girl giving you the old side eye for a bigger tip. And as you pull up to hole 19, stretch out your hand to a savory steaming ribeye steak, marbled, and juicing at a medium rare temp, flanked with a mountain of mashed potatoes, and a steam veggie your choice, you slice into the tender steer, putting the perfect period to the end of your sunburn Sunday on the greens.

What was your best April Fools prank? mine was once attempting to sneak back into a prison, only to be forced to cook spaghetti and meatballs, meatloaf, and tapioca pudding for all 3000 inmates. The garlic bread turned out nice.ShrewdDewdz are back at it again!

Loving shaves the ginger beaver

The Chefs, AKA the Dewdz present their claim to fame, the not one, not two, not even three, but four Michelin Star reviewed soup of the day, soft and supple, bounce, light and airy, Creme De Sum Big Ole Bitties is just what the doctor prescribed, so eat up, minimum of three bowls per customer, oh and auto gratuity included.

In an unrelated episode to the title, the Dewdz catch up after a long hiatus of: Manny conducting exhaustive interviews, and accidentally locking himself in the stock room, Loving picking up a bazooka from one of those "I sold it on Ebay stores" and door dashing it to the wrong house, and Kelley finding himself stuck at the bottom of a well...how did he get there? Find out this week on the ShrewdDewdz podcast!

Once upon a time, deep in the hills of of the east, across a river and atop of a ridge, an alliance was formed. Forged in rock, sealed by iron, and insured by blood, the allegiance lead to the rise of the Dewdz, from there the trio round like the wind blows west, across the swamps, and through barren deserts, and as the trio arrived at the castle, guarded by an army no man had ever seen, with beasts tower in fury, the Dewdz rallied their courage. They pushed through the army no man had ever defeated, only to be awaken on the third day by sound of a maiden singing, in slow seduction the Dewdz dropped their swords, and were lured into the castle....never to be heard from again. Were they seduced or masseused?-ShrewdDewdz

Rotten Tomatoes called this 27% with the critics, but the People gave it an 87%...to that we say Rotten Tomatoes can suck our cherry tomatoes, besides they rate movies not pods. I hope you're strapped in, seat belt fastened, tray table in the up right position and you light a un-filtered cig next to a new born baby--teach em young. Anyway, if you like it share, if you're offended tough ________ShrewdDewdz

Dewdz are back, it's 2021 baby!

FROM THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF SHREWDDEWDZ SEASON 1 COMES THE FINAL INSTALLMENT...GRAB YOUR PEARLS, PET YOUR JOB, START THE FIREPLACE, AND FIND YOUR FAVORITE LISTENING DEVICE.ShrewdDewdz 2020

As Loving once said, "Start your grinning and drop your linen." This episode gets wet 'n wild!Have fun, enjoy, crack a Claw.

It's officially spooky szn you basic betches, order that pumpkin spice, break out the uggs, kick back in the lazy boi, spark up a doob-ee and enjoy! SHSHSHSHSHSHSSHREWDDEWDZÂ ****also if we can get 100 subscribers, along with over 100 plays we will release a secret episode, the dvd commentary if you will, great stuff, fun, flirty and fresh***

The Dewdz are back! Hide granny! Shield the kids! Pack a picnic with an entree of salami, light a cigarette, crank the volume and settle in, this one is gonna be good! Don't forget the viagra!Enjoy!

The Dewdz are back, did you miss us...yeah yeah yeah we know you did!

On the fifth episode the Dewdz discuss nothing but movies, enjoy episode 5, ignore the shotty audio...Oh right and need we mention that spoilers are a given!

Fourth, the fourth installment...riveting, intriguing, provocative....

Shooting the breeze...we don't mean farting...but close to it!Recorded August 4th, 2020

ShrewdDewdz Episode #2 Chatting more nonsense....but we now have an intro!Recorded July 26th, 2020

ShrewdDewdz Episode #1...Welcome to the show, bare with us, come hang out!Chatting life, chatting comedy, chatting whatever comes up!Recorded July 23, 2020